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Week 11 Box Scores (Spring 2026)

Sex Ed vs Hockey at Glatt’s

1st Period:
GLAT (1-0) – Everett (16) (assisted by Glattman) (8:25)
GLAT (2-0) – Ryann (4) (assisted by Glattman) (9:47)
3rd Period:
GLAT (3-0) – Everett (17) (assisted by Glattman) (9:57)
GLAT (4-0) – Everett (18) (assisted by Dax) (11:03)

GAME NOTES:
Even though both sides were missing some key players, this is still one of the league’s marquee matchups and absolutely key for playoff seeding. And despite some amazing chances both ways, Glatt’s pulled away on the back of a hat trick by Everett and three assists by Glattman. Lots of chances for blue to close the gap but Cam and the defense were stellar, leading to the usually run-and-gun Hockey At Glatt’s picking up their first shutout of the season and clinching a bye directly into the final four.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Cam (W, SO)
2nd – Glattman (3A)
1st – Everett (3G)

Sex Ed vs Merry Pranksters

1st Period:
SEX (1-0) – Maulik (5) (assisted by Alex) (8:03)
PRK (1-1) – Ryann (8) (assisted by Sam Gelman) (9:22)
SEX (2-1) – Mel (2) (unassisted) (10:12)
2nd Period:
PRK (2-2) – Sam Gelman (9) (assisted by Sheila) (12:26)
3rd Period:
SEX (3-2) – Brett (1) (assisted by Mel) (12:08)

GAME NOTES:
A very likely playoff preview as both of these teams are locked in the 3-5 range of the standings, this one was tightly contested throughout with blue getting the better of possession but tie dye picking up multiple grade A chances in transition. It looked destined for OT but with just under two minutes left Brett Marks, playing his first game of the season (and showing up out of nowhere at the end of the previous game) picked up the game winner to even the season series and send blue bettors home happy.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Jacob Geskin (W, 2 GA)
2nd – Sam Gelman (1G, 1A)
1st – Mel (1G, 1A)

The MilkMob vs Chappell Red

1st Period:
RED (1-0) – Anthony Alleva (2) (unassisted) (2:22)
RED (2-0) – Cherie (5) (assisted by Lucas) (9:21)
RED (3-0) – Kevin (11) (assisted by Sam Gelman) (13:53)
2nd Period:
RED (4-0) – Lucas (4) (assisted by Cherie) (7:00)
RED (5-0) – Sarah (1) (assisted by Campbell) (9:00)
MILK (1-5) – Nick (1) (assisted by Tom White) (13:50)
3rd Period:
RED (6-1) – Kevin (12) (assisted by Cherie) (0:15)
RED (7-1) – Anthony Alleva (3) (assisted by Sarah) (2:27)
MILK (2-7) – Nick (2) (assisted by Tom White) (13:12)

GAME NOTES:
A tough attendance night for MilkMob and a lot of trash talk videos after their previous victory over red led to Campbell, Tarnow and crew unleashing the fury in this one. The goals came early and often for red despite Sonj’s best efforts in net. 7-2 Red as they even the best of three heading into game 3 later in the evening.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Anthony Alleva (2G)
2nd – Cherie (1G, 2A)
1st – Kevin (2G)

Baja Blast vs Pinky Toe

2nd Period:
PINK (1-0) – Alex Merkin (2) (assisted by Good Yehuda) (0:28)
BAJA (1-1) – Greg Davis (1) (unassisted) (6:48)
PINK (2-1) – Shane (1) (assisted by Popeck) (9:07)
BAJA (2-2) – Jake Kolenberg (1) (unassisted) (11:03)
3rd Period:
PINK (3-2) – Good Yehuda (5) (assisted by Annabel) (8:57)
PINK (4-2) – Sherbal (1) (assisted by Alex Merkin) (10:51)
BAJA (3-4) – Steve Rys (1) (assisted by Wagner) (12:50)

GAME NOTES:
Pink only had like three rostered players for this game and appeared to be in serious trouble. However, with Yehuda Silverman taking over the captaincy and picking up some subs who were at the rink, they responded with what was surely their finest defensive effort of the season and an absolutely massive 4-3 win that moves the teams chances of playing a play-in game from 95% to 10%. Truly amazing effort by pink who might honestly want to look into promoting the better Yehuda for the playoff run.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Doug (W, 3 GA)
2nd – Shane (1G)
1st – Better Yehuda (1G, 1A)

The MilkMob vs Chappell Red

2nd Period:
MILK (1-0) – Rob Meehan (1) (assisted by Becca) (7:19)
RED (1-1) – Nate (3) (assisted by Campbell) (9:41)
3rd Period:
RED (2-1) – Lucas (5) (assisted by Reid) (12:08)
RED (3-1) – Lucas (6) (unassisted) (12:15)
RED (4-1) – Kevin (13) (assisted by Lucas) (13:18)

GAME NOTES:
MilkMob played this game much tighter than they did game 2 (the earlier game on the night) and had the game tied at 1 with under two minutes left. Whether it was luck, destiny or divine intervention, however, red would score two goals in seven seconds and add a third a minute later to put this one out of reach. 4-1 red as they come back to win two straight games and take the Cheeks Cup which, unfortunately, was smashed by Joe after the game. Hate to see it.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Nate (1G)
2nd – Sonj (4 GA)
1st – Lucas (2G, 1A)

Glazin’ Donuts vs Pinky Toe

1st Period:

GLAZ (1-0) – Tarnow (6) (unassisted) (9:48)
2nd Period:
GLAZ (2-0) – Tarnow (7) (unassisted) (6:30)
3rd Period:
GLAZ (3-0) – Ryan (12) (assisted by Jacob Green) (6:02)

GAME NOTES:
Yehuda texted me for days to reschedule this game, being for some reason absolutely unwilling to skip a random regular season game for his friends 30th birthday. Ryan and Pete didn’t care if this game was played Friday with subs but pink’s objections were many and they were intensive. Against all odds, they received the reschedule to a Sunday night timeslot with no other games scheduled. And after all that work, Donuts came out and kind of dominated from start to finish, with the score only being 3-0 due to the heroics of Sophia and Emma (who begrudgingly had to play defense and probably blocked ~15 shots). As is tradition, Sophia made 30-40 saves and as is tradition, she was not rewarded with a win. 3-0 Donuts as they almost assuredly clinch the 7th seed and what would be the marquee matchup of playoff week one against Chappell Red. Look ahead line has that game at a total pick’em.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Ryan (1G)
2nd – Tarnow (2G)
1st – Carl (W, SO)

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