Show Bobs (+2.0 Goals) (-110)
Red Day (-2.0 Goals) (-130)
Over 8.5 Goals (-105)
Under 8.5 Goals (-135)
Notes: Red has Doug in goal and a female sub TBD but in general prob has one of their larger lineups of the season as attendance has been a bit shaky while Show Bobs is playing without Ian, Liam, Mo and Greg but otherwise look good. Mostly full rosters for both teams and both are coming off big wins; for black, it was their first of the season in the waning seconds of OT after a giveaway that might have gotten Chris fired from Jeffries while for red they’ve now win two games in a row, scoring ten goals in the process. I wouldn’t say this game is necessarily a blowout, particularly because Jenn specifically asked for this timeslot so I’m sure she’s got a solid lineup ready to go, but unless red is missing a bunch of players that I don’t know about or they decide to let Craig and Hicks shoot as many times as they want I don’t see any way that one of the historically most consistent teams in the league loses this one. Red 6-3.
Show Bobs (+2.5 Goals) (EVEN)
Shake ‘n Bake (-2.5 Goals) (-145)
Over 8.5 Goals (-105)
Under 8.5 Goals (-135)
Notes: For the first time in several seasons Ryan wasn’t one of the player of the year nominees in the spring. He’s responded so far by absolutely running away with the scoring race this far and being on pace to possibly break the league record for points which was actually just set last season. Whether he’ll be able to keep this scoring rate up is up for debate but what’s not really up for debate is that this navy team is extremely strong and a legit contender. Playing a team with a really solid defensive structure might give them some issues. Black has been impressive in recent games but I don’t think they’re that team. 7-3 Shake n’ Bake and the over/under for Levine points is 3.5.
Pink Panthers (EVEN)
Sexual Misconduct (-145)
Over 8.0 Goals (-120)
Under 8.0 Goals (-120)
Notes: No Chad for blue as he continues to recover from appendicitis and both goalies are out with Geskin getting the call for blue while Levine hops in between the pips for pink. They’ll also have Mel in for Kate Hall but otherwise should be rocking a full lineup. And it’s a pretty interesting matchup between a pink team that looked elite when they beat the Pranksters but have now lost a few in a row and a blue team that is going to have to make due without their first round pick for the foreseeable future. Is it disrespectful to still favor blue despite such a massive absence? Maybe. Is it the right call? I certainly think so. No bets for me on the line but the over does look somewhat appealing in a game that should skew fairly wide open on a Friday night with two goalies who haven’t played a D5 game since 2025.
Attack Of The Pie Pie (+150)
Merry Pranksters (-230)
Over 7.5 Goals (-110)
Under 7.5 Goals (-130)
Notes: Maddy’s out for tie dye with Brooke taking her place against her old squad while Sonj once again gets the call in net. Orange hasn’t asked me for any subs but I do know they’ll have Zisser in for Jeff Green. I do know that tie dye will need a few subs with Cardello already confirmed in but the exact identity of those subs is TBD. This is probably the lowest scoring game of the night and orange has looked better than their record indicates, having been firmly in both of their games and just barely losing by one each time, but I think this is a tough Friday night matchup and the Jeffries crew likely has intern season on their minds. Pranks to win.
Double Teamed (-1.0 Goals) (-200)
Pink Panthers (+1.0 Goals) (+140)
Over 9.5 Goals (-120)
Under 9.5 Goals (-120)
Notes: The final game of the night and more interesting than the moneyline is the question of whether anyone will play any defense in front of Doug or Cam. Based on what I’ve seen recently from these teams, I don’t really think so. Too many subs, absences and possibly pending player swap deals to really get into the matchup but I’m expecting a super high scoring game and a yellow win. Levine, Craig and Tarnow in for their respective tandems. That’s probably enough for me. 7-5 Double Teamed. See ya at Dorrian’s.