After a long offseason spent doing god knows what, the time has finally come to start to thaw your bodies, find your sneakers, stretch and get ready for the Spring ’26 season. We know there’s still snow on the ground at the moment which is why tentative opening night isn’t until Tuesday 4/7. Preseason training starts now.
As always the season will include 10 regular season games, at least one playoff game, a team dri-fit tee, social events where degeneracy is encouraged and fueled by league sponsored beers, and all our usual high-brow and high-class content, contests, casual gambling, and general league tea. Truly a little something for everyone. You can probably guess which of us wrote the phrase “league tea”.
LEAGUE DUES ARE $195 and can be paid via the following options (ONLY select friends and family for Venmo or PayPal – if you don’t you’ll have to pay the fee):
@jennifer-popack
jpopack@gmail.com
jpopack@gmail.com
YOUR REGISTRATION IS ONLY CONSIDERED COMPLETE ONCE YOU FILL OUT THE REGISTRATION FORM AND PAY DUES. IF YOU DO NOT COMPLETE BOTH STEPS YOU WILL NOT BE ELIGIBLE TO BE DRAFTED.
There will be a zero tolerance policy for ref abuse, violence, or any rude or inappropriate behavior to your own team, other teams, or anyone involved. This is a ball hockey league for drinking, gambling and other extracurricular activities. Don’t be a dick. Suspension/expulsion from league is on the table if you’re an asshole.