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Weeks 7 & 8 Box Scores (Summer 2026)
Sexual Misconduct vs Attack Of The Pie Pie2nd Period:SEX (1-0) – Mikey (1) (assisted by Cardello) ...
Week 11 Betting Lines (Summer 2026)
Hockey At Glatt’s (-1.5 Goals) (-200)Attack Of The Pie Pie (+1.5 Goals) (+140)Over 8.5 Goals (...
Week 10 Betting Lines (Summer 2026)
Pink PanthersAttack Of The Pie Pie Notes: Another week, another gameday where I have no idea what th...
Week 9 Betting Lines (Summer 2026)
Double TeamedMerry Pranksters Notes: As has been the case a few times this year the writeups have be...
Week 6 Box Scores (Summer 2026)
Red Day vs Merry Pranksters2nd Period:PRK (1-0) – Sam Gelman (7) (unassisted) (13:43)3rd Period:PR...
Week 5 Box Scores (Summer 2026)
Show Bobs vs Red Day1st Period:RED (1-0) – Kevin Tuohy (3) (unassisted) (5:00)RED (2-0) – LaPort...
Week 8 Betting Lines (Summer 2026)
Double Teamed (-2.0 Goals) (-145)Attack Of The Pie Pie (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)Over 8.5 Goals (-110)Under...
Weeks 3 & 4 Box Scores (Summer 2026)
Attack Of The Pie Pie vs Show Bobs 1st Period:BOB (1-0) – Hicks (4) (assisted by Craig) (1:15)3rd ...
Week 7 Betting Lines (Take Two) (Summer 2026)
Sexual Misconduct (-1.0 Goals) (-120)Attack Of The Pie Pie (+1.0 Goals) (-120)Over 6.5 Goals (-120)U...
Week 7 Betting Lines (Summer 2026)
Hockey At Glatt’s (-2.0 Goals) (-120)Pink Panthers (+2.0 Goals) (-120)Over 8.5 Goals (-145)Und...
Week 6 Betting Lines (Summer 2026)
Red Day (-3.0 Goals) (-600)Merry Pranksters (+3.0 Goals) (+260) Notes: An insane situation in this o...
Week 5 Betting Lines (Summer 2026)
Show Bobs (+2.0 Goals) (-110)Red Day (-2.0 Goals) (-130)Over 8.5 Goals (-105)Under 8.5 Goals (-135) ...
Week 4 Betting Lines (Summer 2026)
Pink Panthers (-120)Red Day (-120)Over 7.5 Goals (-120)Under 7.5 Goals (-120) Notes: Just one of the...
Week 3 Betting Lines (Summer 2026)
Attack Of The Pie Pie (-1.0 Goals) (-120)Show Bobs (+1.0 Goals) (-120)Over 8.0 Goals (-145)Under 8.0...
D5 Prop Pool Summary (Part II) (Summer 2026)
Part II of revealing everyone’s answers to the prop pool and possibly doxxing some people. Ok,...
D5 Prop Pool Summary (Part I) (Summer 2026)
With entries for the D5 Prop Pool officially locked as of Monday, a look at how everyone voted (alon...
All Time Records Update Post (Mid-2026 Edition)
Since it’s likely that no one except a few true sickos (aka Hicks & Ryan) check the All Time ...
Week 2 Box Scores (Summer 2026)
Show Bobs vs Hootie & The Doug Fish 1st Period:DOUG (1-0) – Amanda (2) (assisted by Bramson) (...
Week 1 Box Scores (Summer 2026)
Merry Pranksters vs Shake ‘n Bake1st Period:PRK (1-0) – Mike Agaby (1) (unassisted) (7:30)PR...
Week 2 Betting Lines (Summer 2026)
Show Bobs (+160)Hootie & The Doug Fish (-250) Over 8.0 Goals (-145)Under 8.0 Goals (EVEN) Notes:...
Week 1 Betting Lines (Summer 2026)
Merry Pranksters (+140)Shake ‘n Bake (-200)Over 7.0 Goals (-120)Under 7.0 Goals (-120) Notes: ...
D5 Power Rankings (Preseason Edition) (Summer 2026)
1) Hockey at Glatt’s Average Rank:Â 1.42Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 3Standard Deviation:Â 0....
Prop Bet Opening Lines (Summer 2026)
District Five ChampionshipHockey at Glatt’s (+250)Double Teamed (+250)Untitled Sex Team (+250)...
Championship Week Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Bruise Control (+2.0 Goals) (+150)The Phantom Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-230)Over 6.5 Goals (EVEN)Under ...
Playoff Week 1 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
The UMass Football Team (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)Glazin’ Donuts (-2.0 Goals) (-145)Over 6.5 Goals (-...
Playoff Prop Lines (Spring 2026)
District Five ChampionshipThe Phantom Pie Pie (+150)Hockey at Glatt’s (+150)Sex Ed (+335)Chapp...
D5 Power Rankings (Pre-Playoff Edition) (Spring 2026)
1) The Phantom Pie PieAverage Rank: 1.67Previous Rank: 6 (up 5)Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank:...
Week 12 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Chappell Red (-2.5 Goals) (-650)Sex Ed (+2.5 Goals) (+360)Over 8.5 Goals (-120)Under 8.5 Goals (-120...
Week 11 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
Sex Ed vs Hockey at Glatt’s1st Period:GLAT (1-0) – Everett (16) (assisted by Glattman) (8:25...
Weeks 9 & 10 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
Hockey at Glatt’s vs The UMass Football Team1st Period:GLAT (1-0) – Glattman (8) (assisted b...
Week 11 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Sex Ed (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)Hockey at Glatt’s (-2.0 Goals) (-145)Over 9.0 (-200)Under 9.0 (+140)...
Week 10 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Merry Pranksters (-2.0 Goals) (-145)The UMass Football Team (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)Over 7.5 Goals (EVEN)...
Weeks 7 & 8 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
Bruise Control vs Chappell Red1st Period:BRC (1-0) – Bramson (7) (assisted by Simon) (12:42)2nd Pe...
Week 9 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Hockey at Glatt’s (-2.0 Goals) (-230)The UMass Football Team (+2.0 Goals) (+150)Over 8.0 Goals...
Week 8 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Merry Pranksters (-2.5 Goals) (-120)Baja Blast (+2.5 Goals) (-120)Over 9.0 Goals (-110)Under 9.0 Goa...
Week 7 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Bruise Control (+150)Chappell Red (-230)Over 7.5 Goals (-130)Under 7.5 Goals (-110) Notes: It’...
Weeks 5 & 6 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
Glazin’ Donuts vs The MilkMob1st Period:MILK (1-0) – Hicks (1) (assisted by Tom White) (0:42...
Week 6 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
The UMass Football Team (+2.0 Goals) (-120)The Phantom Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-120)Over 7.5 Goals (-1...
Weeks 3 & 4 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
The Phantom Pie Pie vs Glazin’ Donuts1st Period:PIE (1-0) – Craig (2) (EN) (assisted by Jame...
Week 5 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Glazin’ Donuts (-2.5 Goals) (-120)The MilkMob (+2.5 Goals) (-120)Over 8.0 Goals (-145)Under 8....
Week 4 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Pinky Toe (-1.0 Goals) (-230)Merry Pranksters (+1.0 Goals) (+150)Over 7.5 Goals (-145)Under 7.5 Goal...
Updated Prop Bet Lines (Week 3 Edition) (Spring 2026)
District Five ChampionshipSex Ed, Hockey at Glatt’s or The Phantom Pie Pie (-135)Field (-110) ...
Week 3 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Reminder: All game streams can now be found on the league YouTube page. We will also be testing out ...
Weeks 1 & 2 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
Editor’s Note: Highlights and such will return next week as we are currently testing out some ...
Week 2 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
The MilkMob (+1.5 Goals) (EVEN)Sex Ed (-1.5 Goals) (-145)Over 7.5 Goals (-135)Under 7.5 Goals (-105)...
Week 1 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Baja Blast (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)The Phantom Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-145)Over 7.0 Goals (-130)Under 7.0 ...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume I) (Spring 2026)
1) Sex EdAverage Rank:Â 1.83Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 6Standard Deviation:Â 2.041st Place Votes:...
Prop Bet Opening Lines (Spring 2026)
District Five ChampionshipSex Ed (+300)Glazin’ Donuts (+300)Hockey at Glatt’s (+600)Chap...
Spring 2026 Front Office Previews
With the draft just under ten hours away, a look at each team’s unique front office situation, wha...
All Time Records Update Post (2026 Edition)
Since it’s likely that no one except a few true sickos check the All Time Records & Achie...
