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Weeks 1 & 2 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
Editor’s Note: Highlights and such will return next week as we are currently testing out some ...
Week 2 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
The MilkMob (+1.5 Goals) (EVEN)Untitled Sex Team (-1.5 Goals) (-145)Over 7.5 Goals (-135)Under 7.5 G...
Week 1 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Baja Blast (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)The Phantom Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-145)Over 7.0 Goals (-130)Under 7.0 ...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume I) (Spring 2026)
1) Untitled Sex TeamAverage Rank:Â 1.83Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 6Standard Deviation:Â 2.041st P...
Prop Bet Opening Lines (Spring 2026)
District Five ChampionshipUntitled Sex Team (+300)Glazin’ Donuts (+300)Hockey at Glatt’s...
Spring 2026 Front Office Previews
With the draft just under ten hours away, a look at each team’s unique front office situation, wha...
All Time Records Update Post (2026 Edition)
Since it’s likely that no one except a few true sickos check the All Time Records & Achie...
Championship Week Lines (Fall 2025)
Hockey at Glatt’s (+1.5 Goals) (-120)Great Sexpectations (-1.5 Goals) (-120)Over 6.5 Goals (-1...
D5 Prop Pool Review (Fall 2025)
Before the season, five league insiders / degen gamblers bet on every single preseason opening prop ...
Playoff Week 1 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
I’m Schvitzing (+2.5 Goals) (+140)Return Of The Clap (-2.5 Goals) (-200)Over 6.5 Goals (-145)U...
D5 Power Rankings (Pre-Playoff Edition) (Fall 2025)
T1) Great Sexpectations Average Rank:Â 1.60Previous Rank: 1 (unchanged)Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â...
Week 12 & Play-In Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Legally Blonde (-4.0 Goals) (-130)My Cup Size Is Stanley (+4.0 Goals) (-110)Over 9.5 Goals (-145)Und...
Week 9 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
Purple Monkey Dishwasher vs Return Of The Pie Pie 2nd Period:PIE (1-0) – Danilo (2) (assisted by J...
Week 8 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
Legally Blonde vs My Cup Size Is Stanley 1st Period:LEG (1-0) – Emma (4) (assisted by Adam Klein) ...
Week 11 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
A$$ Fault Green (+2.0 Goals) (+150)Return Of The Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-230)Over 7.5 Goals (-145)Und...
Week 10 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
A$$ Fault Green (+4.0 Goals) (-120)Hockey at Glatt’s (-4.0 Goals) (-120)Over 8.5 Goals (-120)U...
Weeks 6 & 7 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
My Cup Size Is Stanley vs Rediohead 1st Period:CUP (1-0) – James LaPorte (3) (assisted by Adam Cas...
Week 9 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Purple Monkey Dishwasher (EVEN)Return Of The Pie Pie (-145)Over 6.5 Goals (-145)Under 6.5 Goals (EVE...
Week 5 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
Rediohead vs Legally Blonde1st Period:RED (1-0) – Nate (2) (assisted by Tarnow) (12:56)2nd Period:...
Week 8 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Legally Blonde (-1.5 Goals) (-200)My Cup Size Is Stanley (+1.5 Goals) (+140)Over 7.5 Goals (-145)Und...
Weeks 3 & 4 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
Purple Monkey Dishwasher vs Rediohead 1st Period:RED (1-0) – Murad (1) (EN) (unassisted) (1:20)RED...
Week 7 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Return Of The Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-120)Purple Monkey Dishwasher (+2.0 Goals) (-120)Over 6.5 Goals ...
Week 6 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)Rediohead (-2.0 Goals) (-145)Over 5.5 (-105)Under 5.5 (-13...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume II) (Fall 2025)
1) Great Sexpectations Average Rank:Â 1.14Previous Rank: 1 (unchanged)Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â ...
Week 2 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
The Mighty Ducks vs Legally Blonde 1st Period:LEG (1-0) – Emma (1) (unassisted) (3:43)2nd Period:D...
Week 1 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
Return Of The Pie Pie vs Hockey at Glatt’s1st Period:PIE (1-0) – Andrew Levy (1) (assisted b...
Week 5 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Rediohead (-200)Legally Blonde (+140)Over 5.5 Goals (EVEN)Under 5.5 Goals (-145) Notes: AI still has...
Week 4 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Return Of The Clap (-145)The Mighty Ducks (EVEN)Over 6.5 Goals (-120)Under 6.5 Goals (-120) Notes: T...
Week 3 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Purple Monkey Dishwasher (+1.5 Goals) (EVEN)Rediohead (-1.5 Goals) (-145)Over 5.0 Goals (-120)Under ...
Week 2 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
The Mighty Ducks (-1.5 Goals) (-145)Legally Blonde (+1.5 Goals) (EVEN)Over 6.5 Goals (EVEN)Under 6.5...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume I) (Fall 2025)
1) Untitled Sex Team Average Rank:Â 1.67Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 4Standard Deviation:Â 1.041st ...
Week 1 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Return Of The Pie Pie (-3.0 Goals) (-115)Hockey at Glatt’s (+3.0 Goals) (-125)Over 7.0 Goals (...
Prop Bet Opening Lines (Fall 2025)
District Five ChampionshipUntitled Sex Team (+180)Return Of The Pie Pie (+250)Return Of The Clap (+3...
Championship Week Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
The Mighty Ducks (-120)Fertilizin’ Eggs (-120)Over 8.0 Goals (-105)Under 8.0 Goals (-135) Note...
Playoff Pool Review (Summer 2025)
Public opinion was evenly split on this one and with good reason. Purple was the public darling of t...
Week 10 Box Scores (Summer 2025)
The Pie Pie Strikes Back vs Slime Time Live1st Period:STL (1-0) – Steve Rys (3) (assisted by Ariel...
Playoff Week 1 Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
Mean Girls (+2.0 Goals) (-105)My Cup Size Is Stanley (-2.0 Goals) (-135)Over 7.0 Goals (-120)Under 7...
Week 9 Box Scores (Summer 2025)
Silver Stallions vs The Pie Pie Strikes Back 2nd Period:STA (1-0) – Jess (1) (assisted by Minsky) ...
Week 11 Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
The Pie Pie Strikes Back (-2.5 Goals) (-200)Mean Girls (+2.5 Goals) (+135)Over 8.0 Goals (-120)Under...
Week 10 Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
The Pie Pie Strikes Back (-145)Slime Time Live (EVEN)Over 6.5 Goals (-120)Under 6.5 Goals (-120) Not...
Week 9 Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
Silver Stallions (+2.5 Goals) (+125)The Pie Pie Strikes Back (-2.5 Goals) (-170)Over 8.0 Goals (-130...
Updated Prop Bet Lines (Final Week) (Summer 2025)
Team To Win The ChampionshipSex Education or Fertilizin’ Eggs (-160)Field (+110) Team To Win T...
Week 8 Box Scores (Summer 2025)
Fertilizin’ Eggs vs My Cup Size Is Stanley 1st Period:EGG (1-0) – Pete (3) (assisted by Ryan...
Week 7 Box Scores (Summer 2025)
Silver Stallions vs Mean Girls2nd Period:MEAN (1-0) – Emma (1) (unassisted) (0:17)MEAN (2-0) – E...
Week 8.5 Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (-2.0 Goals) (-145)Mean Girls (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)Over 6.5 Goals (-120)Under 6...
Week 6 Box Scores (Summer 2025)
Silver Stallions vs The Pie Pie Strikes Back1st Period:PIE (1-0) – James (4) (assisted by Murad) (...
Week 5 Box Scores (Summer 2025)
Reds N’ Roses vs The Mighty Ducks 1st Period:RNR (1-0) – Craig (1) (assisted by Caitlin) (7:...
Week 8 Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
Fertilizin’ Eggs (+135)My Cup Size Is Stanley (-200)Over 6.5 Goals (-135)Under 6.5 Goals (-105...
Week 7 Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
Silver Stallions (+1.5 Goals) (-105)Mean Girls (-1.5 Goals) (-135)Over 7.5 Goals (-120)Under 7.5 Goa...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume II) (Summer 2025)
T1) Sex Education Average Rank:Â 2.67Previous Rank: 1 (unchanged)Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 7Stan...
