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D5 Power Rankings (Pre-Playoff Edition) (Spring 2026)
1) The Phantom Pie PieAverage Rank: 1.67Previous Rank: 6 (up 5)Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank:...
Week 12 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Chappell Red (-2.5 Goals) (-650)Sex Ed (+2.5 Goals) (+360)Over 8.5 Goals (-120)Under 8.5 Goals (-120...
Week 11 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
Sex Ed vs Hockey at Glatt’s1st Period:GLAT (1-0) – Everett (16) (assisted by Glattman) (8:25...
Weeks 9 & 10 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
Hockey at Glatt’s vs The UMass Football Team1st Period:GLAT (1-0) – Glattman (8) (assisted b...
Week 11 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Sex Ed (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)Hockey at Glatt’s (-2.0 Goals) (-145)Over 9.0 (-200)Under 9.0 (+140)...
Week 10 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Merry Pranksters (-2.0 Goals) (-145)The UMass Football Team (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)Over 7.5 Goals (EVEN)...
Weeks 7 & 8 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
Bruise Control vs Chappell Red1st Period:BRC (1-0) – Bramson (7) (assisted by Simon) (12:42)2nd Pe...
Week 9 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Hockey at Glatt’s (-2.0 Goals) (-230)The UMass Football Team (+2.0 Goals) (+150)Over 8.0 Goals...
Week 8 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Merry Pranksters (-2.5 Goals) (-120)Baja Blast (+2.5 Goals) (-120)Over 9.0 Goals (-110)Under 9.0 Goa...
Week 7 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Bruise Control (+150)Chappell Red (-230)Over 7.5 Goals (-130)Under 7.5 Goals (-110) Notes: It’...
Weeks 5 & 6 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
Glazin’ Donuts vs The MilkMob1st Period:MILK (1-0) – Hicks (1) (assisted by Tom White) (0:42...
Week 6 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
The UMass Football Team (+2.0 Goals) (-120)The Phantom Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-120)Over 7.5 Goals (-1...
Weeks 3 & 4 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
The Phantom Pie Pie vs Glazin’ Donuts1st Period:PIE (1-0) – Craig (2) (EN) (assisted by Jame...
Week 5 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Glazin’ Donuts (-2.5 Goals) (-120)The MilkMob (+2.5 Goals) (-120)Over 8.0 Goals (-145)Under 8....
Week 4 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Pinky Toe (-1.0 Goals) (-230)Merry Pranksters (+1.0 Goals) (+150)Over 7.5 Goals (-145)Under 7.5 Goal...
Updated Prop Bet Lines (Week 3 Edition) (Spring 2026)
District Five ChampionshipSex Ed, Hockey at Glatt’s or The Phantom Pie Pie (-135)Field (-110) ...
Week 3 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Reminder: All game streams can now be found on the league YouTube page. We will also be testing out ...
Weeks 1 & 2 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
Editor’s Note: Highlights and such will return next week as we are currently testing out some ...
Week 2 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
The MilkMob (+1.5 Goals) (EVEN)Sex Ed (-1.5 Goals) (-145)Over 7.5 Goals (-135)Under 7.5 Goals (-105)...
Week 1 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Baja Blast (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)The Phantom Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-145)Over 7.0 Goals (-130)Under 7.0 ...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume I) (Spring 2026)
1) Sex EdAverage Rank:Â 1.83Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 6Standard Deviation:Â 2.041st Place Votes:...
Prop Bet Opening Lines (Spring 2026)
District Five ChampionshipSex Ed (+300)Glazin’ Donuts (+300)Hockey at Glatt’s (+600)Chap...
Spring 2026 Front Office Previews
With the draft just under ten hours away, a look at each team’s unique front office situation, wha...
All Time Records Update Post (2026 Edition)
Since it’s likely that no one except a few true sickos check the All Time Records & Achie...
Championship Week Lines (Fall 2025)
Hockey at Glatt’s (+1.5 Goals) (-120)Great Sexpectations (-1.5 Goals) (-120)Over 6.5 Goals (-1...
D5 Prop Pool Review (Fall 2025)
Before the season, five league insiders / degen gamblers bet on every single preseason opening prop ...
Playoff Week 1 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
I’m Schvitzing (+2.5 Goals) (+140)Return Of The Clap (-2.5 Goals) (-200)Over 6.5 Goals (-145)U...
D5 Power Rankings (Pre-Playoff Edition) (Fall 2025)
T1) Great Sexpectations Average Rank:Â 1.60Previous Rank: 1 (unchanged)Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â...
Week 12 & Play-In Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Legally Blonde (-4.0 Goals) (-130)My Cup Size Is Stanley (+4.0 Goals) (-110)Over 9.5 Goals (-145)Und...
Week 9 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
Purple Monkey Dishwasher vs Return Of The Pie Pie 2nd Period:PIE (1-0) – Danilo (2) (assisted by J...
Week 8 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
Legally Blonde vs My Cup Size Is Stanley 1st Period:LEG (1-0) – Emma (4) (assisted by Adam Klein) ...
Week 11 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
A$$ Fault Green (+2.0 Goals) (+150)Return Of The Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-230)Over 7.5 Goals (-145)Und...
Week 10 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
A$$ Fault Green (+4.0 Goals) (-120)Hockey at Glatt’s (-4.0 Goals) (-120)Over 8.5 Goals (-120)U...
Weeks 6 & 7 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
My Cup Size Is Stanley vs Rediohead 1st Period:CUP (1-0) – James LaPorte (3) (assisted by Adam Cas...
Week 9 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Purple Monkey Dishwasher (EVEN)Return Of The Pie Pie (-145)Over 6.5 Goals (-145)Under 6.5 Goals (EVE...
Week 5 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
Rediohead vs Legally Blonde1st Period:RED (1-0) – Nate (2) (assisted by Tarnow) (12:56)2nd Period:...
Week 8 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Legally Blonde (-1.5 Goals) (-200)My Cup Size Is Stanley (+1.5 Goals) (+140)Over 7.5 Goals (-145)Und...
Weeks 3 & 4 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
Purple Monkey Dishwasher vs Rediohead 1st Period:RED (1-0) – Murad (1) (EN) (unassisted) (1:20)RED...
Week 7 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Return Of The Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-120)Purple Monkey Dishwasher (+2.0 Goals) (-120)Over 6.5 Goals ...
Week 6 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)Rediohead (-2.0 Goals) (-145)Over 5.5 (-105)Under 5.5 (-13...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume II) (Fall 2025)
1) Great Sexpectations Average Rank:Â 1.14Previous Rank: 1 (unchanged)Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â ...
Week 2 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
The Mighty Ducks vs Legally Blonde 1st Period:LEG (1-0) – Emma (1) (unassisted) (3:43)2nd Period:D...
Week 1 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
Return Of The Pie Pie vs Hockey at Glatt’s1st Period:PIE (1-0) – Andrew Levy (1) (assisted b...
Week 5 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Rediohead (-200)Legally Blonde (+140)Over 5.5 Goals (EVEN)Under 5.5 Goals (-145) Notes: AI still has...
Week 4 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Return Of The Clap (-145)The Mighty Ducks (EVEN)Over 6.5 Goals (-120)Under 6.5 Goals (-120) Notes: T...
Week 3 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Purple Monkey Dishwasher (+1.5 Goals) (EVEN)Rediohead (-1.5 Goals) (-145)Over 5.0 Goals (-120)Under ...
Week 2 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
The Mighty Ducks (-1.5 Goals) (-145)Legally Blonde (+1.5 Goals) (EVEN)Over 6.5 Goals (EVEN)Under 6.5...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume I) (Fall 2025)
1) Untitled Sex Team Average Rank:Â 1.67Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 4Standard Deviation:Â 1.041st ...
Week 1 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Return Of The Pie Pie (-3.0 Goals) (-115)Hockey at Glatt’s (+3.0 Goals) (-125)Over 7.0 Goals (...
Prop Bet Opening Lines (Fall 2025)
District Five ChampionshipUntitled Sex Team (+180)Return Of The Pie Pie (+250)Return Of The Clap (+3...
