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1) The Big GreenAverage Rank: 2.00Previous Rank: 5 (up 4)Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: ...

Back in August, just before the season started, we put out the first fantasy contest in several year...

The Golden Gods vs The Big Green1st Period:BGRN (1-0) – Emma (12) (assisted by Shua) (4:54)2nd Per...

The Dolly Pranksters vs Bruger King1st Period:KING (1-0) – Everett (7) (assisted by Sam Bodner) (2...

Red Bunny vs Pinky Promise2nd Period:PINK (1-0) – Brooke (1) (assisted by Adam Herman) (0:43)RED (...

The Golden Gods (+1.5 Goals) (+145)The Big Green (-1.5 Goals) (-230)Over 6.0 Goals (-120)Under 6.0 G...

Massive news out of Brooklyn today as Yehuda has taken a break from seeing movies at 3 PM and callin...

The Dolly Pranksters (+1.5 Goals) (EVEN)Bruger King (-1.5 Goals) (-145)Over 7.0 Goals (-105)Under 7....

Chocolate MilkMob (Sponsored by Oreos) vs Bruger King1st Period:CHOC (1-0) – Jordan (2) (assisted ...

Cookie Monsters vs The Golden Gods1st Period:COOK (1-0) – Carter (2) (assisted by Milstein) (6:23)...

Red Bunny (-120)Pinky Promise (-120)Over 5.0 Goals (EVEN)Under 5.0 Goals (-145) Notes: On paper this...

Bruger King (-1.5 Goals) (-130)Chocolate MilkMob (Sponsored by Oreos) (+1.5 Goals) (-110)Over 6.5 Go...

Pinky Promise (+135)Revenge of the Pie Pie (-200)Over 6.0 Goals (-120)Under 6.0 Goals (-120) Notes: ...

Red Bunny vs The Big Green1st Period:BGRN (1-0) – Shua (1) (unassisted) (9:26)BGRN (2-0) – Amit ...

Chocolate MilkMob (Sponsored by Oreos) (+140)Bruger King (-200)Over 7.0 Goals (-130)Under 7.0 Goals ...

Cookie Monsters (-145)The Golden Gods (EVEN)Over 6.5 Goals (-110)Under 6.5 Goals (-130) Notes: The o...

Red Bunny (+1.5 Goals) (+160)The Big Green (-1.5 Goals) (-300)Over 7.0 Goals (-120)Under 7.0 Goals (...

Revenge of the Pie Pie vs Cookie Monsters1st Period:PIE (1-0) – James D (8) (assisted by Francis) ...

Cookie Monsters (+1.0 Goals) (+140)Pinky Promise (-1.0 Goals) (-200)Over 7.0 Goals (EVEN)Under 7.0 G...

1) Sexcellence Average Rank: 2.50Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 5Standard Deviation: 1.851st Place...

Revenge of the Pie Pie (-1.5 Goals) (-120)Cookie Monsters (+1.5 Goals) (-120)Over 7.5 Goals (-120)Un...

District Five ChampionshipSexcellence (+300)Bruger King (+300)Red Bunny (+300)The Big Green (+380)Sg...

Shocking news out of Hewlett this morning as Hockey At Glatt’s, fresh off the first losing sea...

A final wrap-up of the Summer 2026 season. Special thanks to everyone’s favorite D5 obsessive ...

Sent in by one of our guest correspondents, this continues the league ranking series that began yest...

Sent in by one of our esteemed guest correspondents, this will be the first ranking of several that ...

Sexual Misconduct (+220)Hootie & The Doug Fish (-400)Over 7.0 Goals (-120)Under 7.0 Goals (-120)...

Show Bobs (+2.0 Goals) (-120)Double Teamed (-2.0 Goals) (-120)Over 8.0 Goals (-145)Under 8.0 Goals (...

Red Day (-120)The Royal Sampler (-120)Over 7.0 Goals (-120)Under 7.0 Goals (-120) Notes: The amount ...

Sexual Misconduct vs Attack Of The Pie Pie2nd Period:SEX (1-0) – Mikey (1) (assisted by Cardello) ...

Hockey At Glatt’s (-1.5 Goals) (-200)Attack Of The Pie Pie (+1.5 Goals) (+140)Over 8.5 Goals (...

Pink PanthersAttack Of The Pie Pie Notes: Another week, another gameday where I have no idea what th...

Double TeamedMerry Pranksters Notes: As has been the case a few times this year the writeups have be...

Red Day vs Merry Pranksters2nd Period:PRK (1-0) – Sam Gelman (7) (unassisted) (13:43)3rd Period:PR...

Show Bobs vs Red Day1st Period:RED (1-0) – Kevin Tuohy (3) (unassisted) (5:00)RED (2-0) – LaPort...

Double Teamed (-2.0 Goals) (-145)Attack Of The Pie Pie (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)Over 8.5 Goals (-110)Under...

Attack Of The Pie Pie vs Show Bobs 1st Period:BOB (1-0) – Hicks (4) (assisted by Craig) (1:15)3rd ...

Sexual Misconduct (-1.0 Goals) (-120)Attack Of The Pie Pie (+1.0 Goals) (-120)Over 6.5 Goals (-120)U...

Hockey At Glatt’s (-2.0 Goals) (-120)Pink Panthers (+2.0 Goals) (-120)Over 8.5 Goals (-145)Und...

Red Day (-3.0 Goals) (-600)Merry Pranksters (+3.0 Goals) (+260) Notes: An insane situation in this o...

Show Bobs (+2.0 Goals) (-110)Red Day (-2.0 Goals) (-130)Over 8.5 Goals (-105)Under 8.5 Goals (-135) ...

Pink Panthers (-120)Red Day (-120)Over 7.5 Goals (-120)Under 7.5 Goals (-120) Notes: Just one of the...

Attack Of The Pie Pie (-1.0 Goals) (-120)Show Bobs (+1.0 Goals) (-120)Over 8.0 Goals (-145)Under 8.0...

Part II of revealing everyone’s answers to the prop pool and possibly doxxing some people. Ok,...

With entries for the D5 Prop Pool officially locked as of Monday, a look at how everyone voted (alon...

Since it’s likely that no one except a few true sickos (aka Hicks & Ryan) check the All Time ...

Show Bobs vs Hootie & The Doug Fish 1st Period:DOUG (1-0) – Amanda (2) (assisted by Bramson) (...

Merry Pranksters vs Shake ‘n Bake1st Period:PRK (1-0) – Mike Agaby (1) (unassisted) (7:30)PR...

Show Bobs (+160)Hootie & The Doug Fish (-250) Over 8.0 Goals (-145)Under 8.0 Goals (EVEN) Notes:...

Merry Pranksters (+140)Shake ‘n Bake (-200)Over 7.0 Goals (-120)Under 7.0 Goals (-120) Notes: ...