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Cookie Monsters (+1.0 Goals) (+140)Pinky Promise (-1.0 Goals) (-200)Over 7.0 Goals (EVEN)Under 7.0 G...

1) Sexcellence Average Rank: 2.50Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 5Standard Deviation: 1.851st Place...

Revenge of the Pie Pie (-1.5 Goals) (-120)Cookie Monsters (+1.5 Goals) (-120)Over 7.5 Goals (-120)Un...

District Five ChampionshipSexcellence (+300)Bruger King (+300)Red Bunny (+300)The Big Green (+380)Sg...

Shocking news out of Hewlett this morning as Hockey At Glatt’s, fresh off the first losing sea...

A final wrap-up of the Summer 2026 season. Special thanks to everyone’s favorite D5 obsessive ...

Sent in by one of our guest correspondents, this continues the league ranking series that began yest...

Sent in by one of our esteemed guest correspondents, this will be the first ranking of several that ...

Sexual Misconduct (+220)Hootie & The Doug Fish (-400)Over 7.0 Goals (-120)Under 7.0 Goals (-120)...

Show Bobs (+2.0 Goals) (-120)Double Teamed (-2.0 Goals) (-120)Over 8.0 Goals (-145)Under 8.0 Goals (...

Red Day (-120)The Royal Sampler (-120)Over 7.0 Goals (-120)Under 7.0 Goals (-120) Notes: The amount ...

Sexual Misconduct vs Attack Of The Pie Pie2nd Period:SEX (1-0) – Mikey (1) (assisted by Cardello) ...

Hockey At Glatt’s (-1.5 Goals) (-200)Attack Of The Pie Pie (+1.5 Goals) (+140)Over 8.5 Goals (...

Pink PanthersAttack Of The Pie Pie Notes: Another week, another gameday where I have no idea what th...

Double TeamedMerry Pranksters Notes: As has been the case a few times this year the writeups have be...

Red Day vs Merry Pranksters2nd Period:PRK (1-0) – Sam Gelman (7) (unassisted) (13:43)3rd Period:PR...

Show Bobs vs Red Day1st Period:RED (1-0) – Kevin Tuohy (3) (unassisted) (5:00)RED (2-0) – LaPort...

Double Teamed (-2.0 Goals) (-145)Attack Of The Pie Pie (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)Over 8.5 Goals (-110)Under...

Attack Of The Pie Pie vs Show Bobs 1st Period:BOB (1-0) – Hicks (4) (assisted by Craig) (1:15)3rd ...

Sexual Misconduct (-1.0 Goals) (-120)Attack Of The Pie Pie (+1.0 Goals) (-120)Over 6.5 Goals (-120)U...

Hockey At Glatt’s (-2.0 Goals) (-120)Pink Panthers (+2.0 Goals) (-120)Over 8.5 Goals (-145)Und...

Red Day (-3.0 Goals) (-600)Merry Pranksters (+3.0 Goals) (+260) Notes: An insane situation in this o...

Show Bobs (+2.0 Goals) (-110)Red Day (-2.0 Goals) (-130)Over 8.5 Goals (-105)Under 8.5 Goals (-135) ...

Pink Panthers (-120)Red Day (-120)Over 7.5 Goals (-120)Under 7.5 Goals (-120) Notes: Just one of the...

Attack Of The Pie Pie (-1.0 Goals) (-120)Show Bobs (+1.0 Goals) (-120)Over 8.0 Goals (-145)Under 8.0...

Part II of revealing everyone’s answers to the prop pool and possibly doxxing some people. Ok,...

With entries for the D5 Prop Pool officially locked as of Monday, a look at how everyone voted (alon...

Since it’s likely that no one except a few true sickos (aka Hicks & Ryan) check the All Time ...

Show Bobs vs Hootie & The Doug Fish 1st Period:DOUG (1-0) – Amanda (2) (assisted by Bramson) (...

Merry Pranksters vs Shake ‘n Bake1st Period:PRK (1-0) – Mike Agaby (1) (unassisted) (7:30)PR...

Show Bobs (+160)Hootie & The Doug Fish (-250) Over 8.0 Goals (-145)Under 8.0 Goals (EVEN) Notes:...

Merry Pranksters (+140)Shake ‘n Bake (-200)Over 7.0 Goals (-120)Under 7.0 Goals (-120) Notes: ...

1) Hockey at Glatt’s Average Rank: 1.42Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 3Standard Deviation: 0....

District Five ChampionshipHockey at Glatt’s (+250)Double Teamed (+250)Untitled Sex Team (+250)...

Bruise Control (+2.0 Goals) (+150)The Phantom Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-230)Over 6.5 Goals (EVEN)Under ...

The UMass Football Team (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)Glazin’ Donuts (-2.0 Goals) (-145)Over 6.5 Goals (-...

District Five ChampionshipThe Phantom Pie Pie (+150)Hockey at Glatt’s (+150)Sex Ed (+335)Chapp...

1) The Phantom Pie PieAverage Rank: 1.67Previous Rank: 6 (up 5)Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank:...

Chappell Red (-2.5 Goals) (-650)Sex Ed (+2.5 Goals) (+360)Over 8.5 Goals (-120)Under 8.5 Goals (-120...

Sex Ed vs Hockey at Glatt’s1st Period:GLAT (1-0) – Everett (16) (assisted by Glattman) (8:25...

Hockey at Glatt’s vs The UMass Football Team1st Period:GLAT (1-0) – Glattman (8) (assisted b...

Sex Ed (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)Hockey at Glatt’s (-2.0 Goals) (-145)Over 9.0 (-200)Under 9.0 (+140)...

Merry Pranksters (-2.0 Goals) (-145)The UMass Football Team (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)Over 7.5 Goals (EVEN)...

Bruise Control vs Chappell Red1st Period:BRC (1-0) – Bramson (7) (assisted by Simon) (12:42)2nd Pe...

Hockey at Glatt’s (-2.0 Goals) (-230)The UMass Football Team (+2.0 Goals) (+150)Over 8.0 Goals...

Merry Pranksters (-2.5 Goals) (-120)Baja Blast (+2.5 Goals) (-120)Over 9.0 Goals (-110)Under 9.0 Goa...

Bruise Control (+150)Chappell Red (-230)Over 7.5 Goals (-130)Under 7.5 Goals (-110) Notes: It’...

Glazin’ Donuts vs The MilkMob1st Period:MILK (1-0) – Hicks (1) (assisted by Tom White) (0:42...

The UMass Football Team (+2.0 Goals) (-120)The Phantom Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-120)Over 7.5 Goals (-1...

The Phantom Pie Pie vs Glazin’ Donuts1st Period:PIE (1-0) – Craig (2) (EN) (assisted by Jame...