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Week 8 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Merry Pranksters (-2.5 Goals) (-120)Baja Blast (+2.5 Goals) (-120)Over 9.0 Goals (-110)Under 9.0 Goa...
Week 7 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Bruise Control (+150)Chappell Red (-230)Over 7.5 Goals (-130)Under 7.5 Goals (-110) Notes: It’...
Weeks 5 & 6 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
Glazin’ Donuts vs The MilkMob1st Period:MILK (1-0) – Hicks (1) (assisted by Tom White) (0:42...
Week 6 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
The UMass Football Team (+2.0 Goals) (-120)The Phantom Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-120)Over 7.5 Goals (-1...
Weeks 3 & 4 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
The Phantom Pie Pie vs Glazin’ Donuts1st Period:PIE (1-0) – Craig (2) (EN) (assisted by Jame...
Week 5 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Glazin’ Donuts (-2.5 Goals) (-120)The MilkMob (+2.5 Goals) (-120)Over 8.0 Goals (-145)Under 8....
Week 4 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Pinky Toe (-1.0 Goals) (-230)Merry Pranksters (+1.0 Goals) (+150)Over 7.5 Goals (-145)Under 7.5 Goal...
Updated Prop Bet Lines (Week 3 Edition) (Spring 2026)
District Five ChampionshipSex Ed, Hockey at Glatt’s or The Phantom Pie Pie (-135)Field (-110) ...
Week 3 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Reminder: All game streams can now be found on the league YouTube page. We will also be testing out ...
Weeks 1 & 2 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
Editor’s Note: Highlights and such will return next week as we are currently testing out some ...
Week 2 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
The MilkMob (+1.5 Goals) (EVEN)Sex Ed (-1.5 Goals) (-145)Over 7.5 Goals (-135)Under 7.5 Goals (-105)...
Week 1 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Baja Blast (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)The Phantom Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-145)Over 7.0 Goals (-130)Under 7.0 ...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume I) (Spring 2026)
1) Sex EdAverage Rank:Â 1.83Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 6Standard Deviation:Â 2.041st Place Votes:...
Prop Bet Opening Lines (Spring 2026)
District Five ChampionshipSex Ed (+300)Glazin’ Donuts (+300)Hockey at Glatt’s (+600)Chap...
Spring 2026 Front Office Previews
With the draft just under ten hours away, a look at each team’s unique front office situation, wha...
All Time Records Update Post (2026 Edition)
Since it’s likely that no one except a few true sickos check the All Time Records & Achie...
Championship Week Lines (Fall 2025)
Hockey at Glatt’s (+1.5 Goals) (-120)Great Sexpectations (-1.5 Goals) (-120)Over 6.5 Goals (-1...
D5 Prop Pool Review (Fall 2025)
Before the season, five league insiders / degen gamblers bet on every single preseason opening prop ...
Playoff Week 1 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
I’m Schvitzing (+2.5 Goals) (+140)Return Of The Clap (-2.5 Goals) (-200)Over 6.5 Goals (-145)U...
D5 Power Rankings (Pre-Playoff Edition) (Fall 2025)
T1) Great Sexpectations Average Rank:Â 1.60Previous Rank: 1 (unchanged)Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â...
Week 12 & Play-In Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Legally Blonde (-4.0 Goals) (-130)My Cup Size Is Stanley (+4.0 Goals) (-110)Over 9.5 Goals (-145)Und...
Week 9 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
Purple Monkey Dishwasher vs Return Of The Pie Pie 2nd Period:PIE (1-0) – Danilo (2) (assisted by J...
Week 8 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
Legally Blonde vs My Cup Size Is Stanley 1st Period:LEG (1-0) – Emma (4) (assisted by Adam Klein) ...
Week 11 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
A$$ Fault Green (+2.0 Goals) (+150)Return Of The Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-230)Over 7.5 Goals (-145)Und...
Week 10 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
A$$ Fault Green (+4.0 Goals) (-120)Hockey at Glatt’s (-4.0 Goals) (-120)Over 8.5 Goals (-120)U...
Weeks 6 & 7 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
My Cup Size Is Stanley vs Rediohead 1st Period:CUP (1-0) – James LaPorte (3) (assisted by Adam Cas...
Week 9 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Purple Monkey Dishwasher (EVEN)Return Of The Pie Pie (-145)Over 6.5 Goals (-145)Under 6.5 Goals (EVE...
Week 5 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
Rediohead vs Legally Blonde1st Period:RED (1-0) – Nate (2) (assisted by Tarnow) (12:56)2nd Period:...
Week 8 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Legally Blonde (-1.5 Goals) (-200)My Cup Size Is Stanley (+1.5 Goals) (+140)Over 7.5 Goals (-145)Und...
Weeks 3 & 4 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
Purple Monkey Dishwasher vs Rediohead 1st Period:RED (1-0) – Murad (1) (EN) (unassisted) (1:20)RED...
Week 7 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Return Of The Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-120)Purple Monkey Dishwasher (+2.0 Goals) (-120)Over 6.5 Goals ...
Week 6 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)Rediohead (-2.0 Goals) (-145)Over 5.5 (-105)Under 5.5 (-13...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume II) (Fall 2025)
1) Great Sexpectations Average Rank:Â 1.14Previous Rank: 1 (unchanged)Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â ...
Week 2 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
The Mighty Ducks vs Legally Blonde 1st Period:LEG (1-0) – Emma (1) (unassisted) (3:43)2nd Period:D...
Week 1 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
Return Of The Pie Pie vs Hockey at Glatt’s1st Period:PIE (1-0) – Andrew Levy (1) (assisted b...
Week 5 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Rediohead (-200)Legally Blonde (+140)Over 5.5 Goals (EVEN)Under 5.5 Goals (-145) Notes: AI still has...
Week 4 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Return Of The Clap (-145)The Mighty Ducks (EVEN)Over 6.5 Goals (-120)Under 6.5 Goals (-120) Notes: T...
Week 3 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Purple Monkey Dishwasher (+1.5 Goals) (EVEN)Rediohead (-1.5 Goals) (-145)Over 5.0 Goals (-120)Under ...
Week 2 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
The Mighty Ducks (-1.5 Goals) (-145)Legally Blonde (+1.5 Goals) (EVEN)Over 6.5 Goals (EVEN)Under 6.5...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume I) (Fall 2025)
1) Untitled Sex Team Average Rank:Â 1.67Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 4Standard Deviation:Â 1.041st ...
Week 1 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Return Of The Pie Pie (-3.0 Goals) (-115)Hockey at Glatt’s (+3.0 Goals) (-125)Over 7.0 Goals (...
Prop Bet Opening Lines (Fall 2025)
District Five ChampionshipUntitled Sex Team (+180)Return Of The Pie Pie (+250)Return Of The Clap (+3...
Championship Week Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
The Mighty Ducks (-120)Fertilizin’ Eggs (-120)Over 8.0 Goals (-105)Under 8.0 Goals (-135) Note...
Playoff Pool Review (Summer 2025)
Public opinion was evenly split on this one and with good reason. Purple was the public darling of t...
Week 10 Box Scores (Summer 2025)
The Pie Pie Strikes Back vs Slime Time Live1st Period:STL (1-0) – Steve Rys (3) (assisted by Ariel...
Playoff Week 1 Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
Mean Girls (+2.0 Goals) (-105)My Cup Size Is Stanley (-2.0 Goals) (-135)Over 7.0 Goals (-120)Under 7...
Week 9 Box Scores (Summer 2025)
Silver Stallions vs The Pie Pie Strikes Back 2nd Period:STA (1-0) – Jess (1) (assisted by Minsky) ...
Week 11 Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
The Pie Pie Strikes Back (-2.5 Goals) (-200)Mean Girls (+2.5 Goals) (+135)Over 8.0 Goals (-120)Under...
Week 10 Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
The Pie Pie Strikes Back (-145)Slime Time Live (EVEN)Over 6.5 Goals (-120)Under 6.5 Goals (-120) Not...
Week 9 Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
Silver Stallions (+2.5 Goals) (+125)The Pie Pie Strikes Back (-2.5 Goals) (-170)Over 8.0 Goals (-130...
