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Week 5 Betting Lines (Summer 2026)
Show Bobs (+2.0 Goals) (-110)Red Day (-2.0 Goals) (-130)Over 8.5 Goals (-105)Under 8.5 Goals (-135)N...
Week 4 Betting Lines (Summer 2026)
Pink Panthers (-120)Red Day (-120)Over 7.5 Goals (-120)Under 7.5 Goals (-120) Notes: Just one of the...
Week 3 Betting Lines (Summer 2026)
Attack Of The Pie Pie (-1.0 Goals) (-120)Show Bobs (+1.0 Goals) (-120)Over 8.0 Goals (-145)Under 8.0...
D5 Prop Pool Summary (Part II) (Summer 2026)
Part II of revealing everyone’s answers to the prop pool and possibly doxxing some people. Ok,...
D5 Prop Pool Summary (Part I) (Summer 2026)
With entries for the D5 Prop Pool officially locked as of Monday, a look at how everyone voted (alon...
All Time Records Update Post (Mid-2026 Edition)
Since it’s likely that no one except a few true sickos (aka Hicks & Ryan) check the All Time ...
Week 2 Box Scores (Summer 2026)
Show Bobs vs Hootie & The Doug Fish 1st Period:DOUG (1-0) – Amanda (2) (assisted by Bramson) (...
Week 1 Box Scores (Summer 2026)
Merry Pranksters vs Shake ‘n Bake1st Period:PRK (1-0) – Mike Agaby (1) (unassisted) (7:30)PR...
Week 2 Betting Lines (Summer 2026)
Show Bobs (+160)Hootie & The Doug Fish (-250) Over 8.0 Goals (-145)Under 8.0 Goals (EVEN) Notes:...
Week 1 Betting Lines (Summer 2026)
Merry Pranksters (+140)Shake ‘n Bake (-200)Over 7.0 Goals (-120)Under 7.0 Goals (-120) Notes: ...
D5 Power Rankings (Preseason Edition) (Summer 2026)
1) Hockey at Glatt’s Average Rank:Â 1.42Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 3Standard Deviation:Â 0....
Prop Bet Opening Lines (Summer 2026)
District Five ChampionshipHockey at Glatt’s (+250)Double Teamed (+250)Untitled Sex Team (+250)...
Championship Week Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Bruise Control (+2.0 Goals) (+150)The Phantom Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-230)Over 6.5 Goals (EVEN)Under ...
Playoff Week 1 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
The UMass Football Team (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)Glazin’ Donuts (-2.0 Goals) (-145)Over 6.5 Goals (-...
Playoff Prop Lines (Spring 2026)
District Five ChampionshipThe Phantom Pie Pie (+150)Hockey at Glatt’s (+150)Sex Ed (+335)Chapp...
D5 Power Rankings (Pre-Playoff Edition) (Spring 2026)
1) The Phantom Pie PieAverage Rank: 1.67Previous Rank: 6 (up 5)Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank:...
Week 12 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Chappell Red (-2.5 Goals) (-650)Sex Ed (+2.5 Goals) (+360)Over 8.5 Goals (-120)Under 8.5 Goals (-120...
Week 11 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
Sex Ed vs Hockey at Glatt’s1st Period:GLAT (1-0) – Everett (16) (assisted by Glattman) (8:25...
Weeks 9 & 10 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
Hockey at Glatt’s vs The UMass Football Team1st Period:GLAT (1-0) – Glattman (8) (assisted b...
Week 11 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Sex Ed (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)Hockey at Glatt’s (-2.0 Goals) (-145)Over 9.0 (-200)Under 9.0 (+140)...
Week 10 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Merry Pranksters (-2.0 Goals) (-145)The UMass Football Team (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)Over 7.5 Goals (EVEN)...
Weeks 7 & 8 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
Bruise Control vs Chappell Red1st Period:BRC (1-0) – Bramson (7) (assisted by Simon) (12:42)2nd Pe...
Week 9 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Hockey at Glatt’s (-2.0 Goals) (-230)The UMass Football Team (+2.0 Goals) (+150)Over 8.0 Goals...
Week 8 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Merry Pranksters (-2.5 Goals) (-120)Baja Blast (+2.5 Goals) (-120)Over 9.0 Goals (-110)Under 9.0 Goa...
Week 7 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Bruise Control (+150)Chappell Red (-230)Over 7.5 Goals (-130)Under 7.5 Goals (-110) Notes: It’...
Weeks 5 & 6 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
Glazin’ Donuts vs The MilkMob1st Period:MILK (1-0) – Hicks (1) (assisted by Tom White) (0:42...
Week 6 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
The UMass Football Team (+2.0 Goals) (-120)The Phantom Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-120)Over 7.5 Goals (-1...
Weeks 3 & 4 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
The Phantom Pie Pie vs Glazin’ Donuts1st Period:PIE (1-0) – Craig (2) (EN) (assisted by Jame...
Week 5 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Glazin’ Donuts (-2.5 Goals) (-120)The MilkMob (+2.5 Goals) (-120)Over 8.0 Goals (-145)Under 8....
Week 4 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Pinky Toe (-1.0 Goals) (-230)Merry Pranksters (+1.0 Goals) (+150)Over 7.5 Goals (-145)Under 7.5 Goal...
Updated Prop Bet Lines (Week 3 Edition) (Spring 2026)
District Five ChampionshipSex Ed, Hockey at Glatt’s or The Phantom Pie Pie (-135)Field (-110) ...
Week 3 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Reminder: All game streams can now be found on the league YouTube page. We will also be testing out ...
Weeks 1 & 2 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
Editor’s Note: Highlights and such will return next week as we are currently testing out some ...
Week 2 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
The MilkMob (+1.5 Goals) (EVEN)Sex Ed (-1.5 Goals) (-145)Over 7.5 Goals (-135)Under 7.5 Goals (-105)...
Week 1 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Baja Blast (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)The Phantom Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-145)Over 7.0 Goals (-130)Under 7.0 ...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume I) (Spring 2026)
1) Sex EdAverage Rank:Â 1.83Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 6Standard Deviation:Â 2.041st Place Votes:...
Prop Bet Opening Lines (Spring 2026)
District Five ChampionshipSex Ed (+300)Glazin’ Donuts (+300)Hockey at Glatt’s (+600)Chap...
Spring 2026 Front Office Previews
With the draft just under ten hours away, a look at each team’s unique front office situation, wha...
All Time Records Update Post (2026 Edition)
Since it’s likely that no one except a few true sickos check the All Time Records & Achie...
Championship Week Lines (Fall 2025)
Hockey at Glatt’s (+1.5 Goals) (-120)Great Sexpectations (-1.5 Goals) (-120)Over 6.5 Goals (-1...
D5 Prop Pool Review (Fall 2025)
Before the season, five league insiders / degen gamblers bet on every single preseason opening prop ...
Playoff Week 1 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
I’m Schvitzing (+2.5 Goals) (+140)Return Of The Clap (-2.5 Goals) (-200)Over 6.5 Goals (-145)U...
D5 Power Rankings (Pre-Playoff Edition) (Fall 2025)
T1) Great Sexpectations Average Rank:Â 1.60Previous Rank: 1 (unchanged)Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â...
Week 12 & Play-In Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Legally Blonde (-4.0 Goals) (-130)My Cup Size Is Stanley (+4.0 Goals) (-110)Over 9.5 Goals (-145)Und...
Week 9 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
Purple Monkey Dishwasher vs Return Of The Pie Pie 2nd Period:PIE (1-0) – Danilo (2) (assisted by J...
Week 8 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
Legally Blonde vs My Cup Size Is Stanley 1st Period:LEG (1-0) – Emma (4) (assisted by Adam Klein) ...
Week 11 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
A$$ Fault Green (+2.0 Goals) (+150)Return Of The Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-230)Over 7.5 Goals (-145)Und...
Week 10 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
A$$ Fault Green (+4.0 Goals) (-120)Hockey at Glatt’s (-4.0 Goals) (-120)Over 8.5 Goals (-120)U...
Weeks 6 & 7 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
My Cup Size Is Stanley vs Rediohead 1st Period:CUP (1-0) – James LaPorte (3) (assisted by Adam Cas...
Week 9 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Purple Monkey Dishwasher (EVEN)Return Of The Pie Pie (-145)Over 6.5 Goals (-145)Under 6.5 Goals (EVE...
