**Team was officially rebranded from Pinky Promise to Saving Private Ryan**
Schedule Notes: All games will start promptly after the previous game concludes. If your team is violently late you may have to start short (yes, even if it’s the goalie).
August 31 – RAINED OUT
September 8 – Cookie Monsters at Pinky Promise (2-0 W)
September 15 – Pinky Promise at Sexcellence (2-3 L)
September 18 – Pinky Promise at The Dolly Pranksters (1-4 L)
September 22 – Cookie Monsters at Pinky Promise (1-3 L)
September 29
Pinky Promise at Revenge of the Pie Pie (2-5 L)
Pinky Promise at The Golden Gods (5-1 W)
October 6 – Red Bunny at Pinky Promise (2-5 L)
October 9 (Friday) – Saving Private Ryan at Bruger King (7-5 W)
October 13 – Chocolate MilkMob (Sponsored by Oreos) at Saving Private Ryan (1-6 L)
October 18 – BYE WEEK
October 20 – BYE WEEK
October 23 – Saving Private Ryan at Chocolate MilkMob (Sponsored by Oreos) (3-4 L)
October 27 (Playoff Week 1)
Saving Private Ryan at Cookie Monsters (6:30 PM)
PINK/COOK at Revenge of the Pie Pie (7:45 PM)
PINK/COOK/PIE at Chocolate MilkMob (Sponsored by Oreos) (9:25 PM)
November 3 (Championship Week)
PINK/COOK/PIE/CHOC at The Big Green (6:40 PM)
GOLD/RED/KING/PRK/SEX at Sgt. Siwash (7:40 PM)
District Five Championship (8:50 PM)
End Of Season Party & Awards (10:00 PM)