All Time Scoring Leaders (Regular Season)
| Rank | Name | GP | Goals | Assists | Points |
| 1 | Hicks | 37 | 34 | 17 | 51 |
| 2 | Probie | 30 | 31 | 14 | 45 |
| 3 | Derek | 28 | 23 | 18 | 41 |
| 4 | Sweet Baby James | 29 | 25 | 12 | 37 |
| 5 | Mike Tarnow | 33 | 13 | 22 | 35 |
| 6 | Cherie | 39 | 21 | 13 | 34 |
| 7 | Ariel | 33 | 14 | 14 | 28 |
| 8 | Hogg | 31 | 15 | 12 | 27 |
| 9 | Luke | 10 | 15 | 11 | 26 |
| 10 | Jeff | 15 | 19 | 6 | 25 |
| 11 | Tadpole Jack | 25 | 13 | 12 | 25 |
| 12 | Mike Yetter | 19 | 11 | 14 | 25 |
| 13 | AFrey | 39 | 13 | 11 | 24 |
| 14 | Julie Katz | 28 | 9 | 14 | 23 |
| 15 | Sully | 34 | 8 | 15 | 23 |
All Time PPG Leaders (Regular Season; Min 5 Games Played)
| Rank | Name | Games | Points | PPG |
| 1 | Avery | 7 | 19 | 2.71 |
| 2 | Luke | 10 | 26 | 2.60 |
| 3 | Jeff | 15 | 25 | 1.67 |
| 4 | Probie | 30 | 45 | 1.50 |
| 5 | Derek | 28 | 41 | 1.46 |
| 6 | Shelly | 5 | 7 | 1.40 |
| 6 | Miles | 5 | 7 | 1.40 |
| 8 | Hicks | 37 | 51 | 1.38 |
| 9 | Mike Yetter | 19 | 25 | 1.32 |
| 10 | Sweet Baby James | 29 | 37 | 1.28 |
All-Time Ladies Scoring Leaders
| Rank | Name | GP | Goals | Assists | Points |
| 1 | Cherie | 39 | 21 | 13 | 34 |
| 2 | Julie Katz | 28 | 9 | 14 | 23 |
| 3 | Cheeky | 19 | 11 | 9 | 20 |
| 4 | Nicolette | 27 | 8 | 5 | 13 |
| 5 | Marcella | 15 | 7 | 5 | 12 |
Career Goals Against Average (Minimum 5 Games Started)
| Rank | Name | GP | GAA | Wins | SO |
| 1 | Jeff Green | 13 | 1.42 | 12 | 3 |
| 2 | Tim K | 17 | 1.86 | 12 | 3 |
| 3 | Eric Ramirez | 5 | 1.93 | 3 | 0 |
| 4 | Campbell | 21 | 2.15 | 13 | 2 |
| 5 | Eitan The Goalie | 18 | 2.31 | 9 | 1 |
Single Season Records
Goals – 12 (Probie, Summer 2018) & (Jeff, Fall 2018)
Assists – 9 (Roberts, Fall 2018)
Points – 18 (Probie, Summer 2018)
Win % – 1.000 (The Charging Cheetahs, Summer 2018)
Goals Scored Per Game (Team) – 5.67 (The Varsity Warriors, Summer 2018)
Goals Allowed Per Game (Team) – 1.22 (Cleveland Browns, Fall 2018)
Single Game Records & Achievements
Goals – 4 (Probie, Week 1, Summer 2018) & (Luke, Week 5, Fall 2018) & (Hogg, Week 9, Summer 2019) & (Hicks, Week 6, Fall 2019)
Assists – 3 (Probie, Week 2, Summer 2018) & (Tarzan, Week 3, Summer 2018) & (Hicks, Week 4, Summer 2018) & (Luke, Week 6, Fall 2018) & (Olivier, Week 7, Fall 2018) & Hogg (Week 3, Fall 2019)
Points – 6 (Luke, Week 5, Fall 2018)
Goals (Team) – 9 Goals (Team Sexy, Week 3, Summer 2018) & (The Varsity Warriors, Week 6, Summer 2018)
Highest Scoring Games – 13 Goals (Hippos over Cheetahs, Week 7, Fall 2018) & (Warriors over Cup Size, Week 5, Fall 2018)
Championship Winners
Summer 2018 – The Varsity Warriors
Fall 2018 – Cleveland Browns
Spring 2019 – Goonies
Summer 2019 – Goonies
Trophy Case
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer 2018) – Probie
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Fall 2018) – Mike Yetter
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Spring 2019) – Emily Barbour
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer 2019) – Cherie
Scoring Title (Summer 2018) – Probie
Scoring Title (Fall 2018) – Jeff
Scoring Title (Spring 2019) – Derek
Scoring Title (Summer 2019) – Hicks
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer 2018) – Cherie
Ladies Scoring Title (Fall 2018) – Julie Katz
Ladies Scoring Title (Spring 2019) – Cherie
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer 2019) – Cheeky
Most Goals (Summer 2018) – Probie
Most Goals (Fall 2018) – Jeff
Most Goals (Spring 2019) – Derek
Most Goals (Summer 2019) – Hicks
Assists Leader (Summer 2018) – Probie
Assists Leader (Fall 2018) – Roberts
Assists Leader (Spring 2019) – Ariel
Assists Leader (Summer 2019) – Mike Tarnow
#1 Goalie (Fall 2018) – Tim K
#1 Goalie (Spring 2019) – Shaun deLacy
#1 Goalie (Summer 2019) – Jeff Green
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Fall 2018) – Sweet Baby James
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Fall 2018) – Kelsey Kirker
Rookie Of The Year (Spring 2019) – Jack McGinty
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Summer 2019) – Jake Braun
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Summer 2019) – Meg Fortier
1st Star Of The Season (Fall 2018) – Tim K
1st Star Of The Season (Spring 2019) – Campbell
1st Star Of The Season (Summer 2019) – Jake Braun
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Fall 2018) – Gabe
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Spring 2019) – Ariel
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Summer 2019) – Mike McCauley
Defensewoman Of The Year (Spring 2019) – Carlin
Defensewoman Of The Year (Summer 2019) – Andrea
Brosen Goon Award (Fall 2018) – Liz Boylan
Brosen Goon Award (Spring 2019) – Scott Metz
Brosen Goon Award (Summer 2019) – Mike Tarnow
Draft Sleeper (Fall 2018) – Dave Holland
Draft Sleeper (Spring 2019) – Spencer Rabin
Draft Sleeper (Summer 2019) – Jon Herman
JD Butler Memorial Award (Spring 2019) – Justin Sorice
JD Butler Memorial Award (Summer 2019) – Ines Sheppard
*All stats and records current as of 10/19/19