All Time Records & Achievements

All Time Scoring Leaders (Regular Season)

RankNameGPGoalsAssistsPoints
1Hicks1038455139
2Probie688027107
3Guido627625101
4Tadpole Jack856635101
5Mike Tarnow87376299
6Sam46474794
7AFrey106404484
8Derek45453378
9Neil58502777
10Cherie92343771
11Meg50373370
12Westley38442064
13Austin43312657
14Matt Stabel81302454
15SBJ41332053
16Matt Russo88203151
17Miles24321850
18Sully64232750
19Jeff Oberg46341448
20Scott Metz94301848

All Time PPG Leaders (Regular Season; Min 10 Games Played)

RankNameGamesPointsPPG
1Luke10262.60
2Miles24502.08
3Sam46942.04
4Derek45781.73
5Westley38641.68
6Jeff15251.67
7Guido621011.63
8Probie681071.57
9Corey20311.55
10Avery18271.50

All-Time Ladies Scoring Leaders

RankNameGPGoalsAssistsPoints
1Meg50373370
2Cherie92343771
3Annie59241943
4Cheeky33241741
5Ryann62231841
6Tash62161632
7Julie57122032

Career Goals Against Average (Minimum 5 Games Started)

RankNameGPGAAWinsSO
1Tim K202.04143
2Jeff Green352.12284
3Campbell212.15132
4Eitan The Goalie182.3191
5Eric Phelps272.33188
6Max Moskowitz192.45110

Single Season Records (Current)
Goals
– 26 (Guido, Summer/Fall 2021)
Assists – 17 (Sam, Summer/Fall 2021)
Points – 31 (Guido & Sam, Summer/Fall 2021)
Win % – 1.000 (The Charging Cheetahs, Summer 2018)
Goals Scored Per Game (Team) – 5.67 (The Varsity Warriors, Summer 2018)
Goals Allowed Per Game (Team) – 0.8 (EJ Entertainment, Fall 2022)

Single Game Records (Current)
Goals – 6 (Neil, Week 4, Spring 2022)
Assists – 4 (Meg, Week 9, Summer/Fall 2021) & (Tarnow, Week 15, Summer/Fall 2021) & (Ellie, Week 9, Spring 2022) & (Joe, Week 10, Spring 2022)
Points – 8 (Meg, Week 9, Summer/Fall 2021)
Goals (Team) – 10 Goals (The Sexy Ducks, Week 9, Summer/Fall 2021) & (The Goaldiggers, Week 6, Spring 2022) & (The Blue Balls Of Sex, Week 10, Spring 2022) & (Green Street Hooligans, Week 4, Summer 2022)
Highest Scoring Game – 17 Goals (Green Street Hooligans over Pink Lemonade, Week 4, Summer 2022)

Single Season Records (Pre Jumbo Season Era)
Goals
– 12 (Probie, Summer 2018) & (Jeff, Fall 2018) & (Hicks, Fall 2019) & (Neil, Spring 2021)
Assists – 9 (Roberts, Fall 2018)
Points – 19 (Neil, Spring 2021)
Win % – 1.000 (The Charging Cheetahs, Summer 2018)
Goals Scored Per Game (Team) – 5.67 (The Varsity Warriors, Summer 2018)
Goals Allowed Per Game (Team) – 1.22 (Cleveland Browns, Fall 2018)

Single Game Records (Pre Jumbo Season Era)
Goals – 4 (Probie, Week 1, Summer 2018) & (Luke, Week 5, Fall 2018) & (Hogg, Week 9, Summer 2019) & (Hicks, Week 6, Fall 2019) & (Braun, Week 4, Spring 2021) & (Ben McCloskey, Playoff Week One, Spring 2021)
Assists – 3 (Probie, Week 2, Summer 2018) & (Tarzan, Week 3, Summer 2018) & (Hicks, Week 4, Summer 2018) & (Luke, Week 6, Fall 2018) & (Olivier, Week 7, Fall 2018) & Hogg (Week 3, Fall 2019) & (Russo, Week 8, Fall 2019) & (Meg, Week 1, Spring 2020) & (Sam, Week 4, Summer/Fall 2021) & (Tash, Week 4, Spring 2023)
Points – 6 (Luke, Week 5, Fall 2018) & (Meg, Week 1, Spring 2020)
Goals (Team) – 9 Goals (Team Sexy, Week 3, Summer 2018) & (The Varsity Warriors, Week 6, Summer 2018) & (Stud Puffins, Week 8, Fall 2019) & (The Barrel, Week 4, Summer/Fall 2021)
Highest Scoring Games – 13 Goals (Hippos over Cheetahs, Week 7, Fall 2018) & (Cup Size over Warriors, Week 5, Fall 2018) & (Barrel over Hyenas, Week 4, Summer/Fall 2021)

Most Championships (By Player)
3: Rockoff, Kolenberg, Sanchick, Meehan, Goose, Brett Cantor, Mike Wright, Julie & Emily Barbour
2: 23 people tied
1: 115 people tied

Championship Winners
Summer 2018The Varsity Warriors
Fall 2018Cleveland Browns
Spring 2019 – Goonies
Summer 2019 – Goonies
Fall 2019 – Green Street Hooligans
Spring 2021 – Crimson Wave
Summer/Fall 2021The Sexy Ducks
Spring 2022The Goaldiggers
Summer 2022Julie’s Football Club
Fall 2022The Muskies
Spring 2023Hungry Hippos 2.0

Trophy Case
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer 2018) – Probie
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Fall 2018) – Yetter
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Spring 2019) – Emily Barbour
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer 2019) – Cherie
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Fall 2019) – Patrick Barch
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Spring 2021) – Zisser
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer/Fall 2021) – Sully
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Spring 2022) – Hogg
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer 2022) – George
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Fall 2022) – Jack
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Spring 2023) – Abby
Scoring Title (Summer 2018) – Probie
Scoring Title (Fall 2018) – Jeff
Scoring Title (Spring 2019) – Derek
Scoring Title (Summer 2019) – Hicks
Scoring Title (Fall 2019) – Hogg
Scoring Title (Spring 2021) – Neil
Scoring Title (Summer/Fall 2021) – Guido
Scoring Title (Spring 2022) – Neil
Scoring Title (Summer 2022) – Sam
Scoring Title (Fall 2022) – Hicks
Scoring Title (Spring 2023) – Stern
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer 2018) – Cherie
Ladies Scoring Title (Fall 2018) – Julie
Ladies Scoring Title (Spring 2019) – Cherie
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer 2019) – Cheeky
Ladies Scoring Title (Fall 2019) – Meg
Ladies Scoring Title (Spring 2021) – Meg
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer/Fall 2021) – Meg
Ladies Scoring Title (Spring 2022) – Meg
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer 2022) – Annie
Ladies Scoring Title (Fall 2022) – Annie
Ladies Scoring Title (Spring 2023) – Tash
Most Goals (Summer 2018) – Probie
Most Goals (Fall 2018) – Jeff
Most Goals (Spring 2019) – Derek
Most Goals (Summer 2019) – Hicks
Most Goals (Fall 2019) – Hicks
Most Goals (Spring 2021) – Neil & Probie
Most Goals (Summer/Fall 2021) – Guido
Most Goals (Spring 2022) – Neil
Most Goals (Summer 2022) – Probie
Most Goals (Fall 2022) – Jack
Most Goals (Spring 2023) – Stern
Assists Leader (Summer 2018) – Probie
Assists Leader (Fall 2018) – Roberts
Assists Leader (Spring 2019) – Ariel
Assists Leader (Summer 2019) – Tarnow
Assists Leader (Fall 2019) – Hogg
Assists Leader (Spring 2021) – Neil & Meg
Assists Leader (Summer/Fall 2021) – Sam
Assists Leader (Spring 2022) – Hicks
Assists Leader (Summer 2022) – Sam
Assists Leader (Fall 2022) – Hicks & Alex
Assists Leader (Spring 2023) – Sam & Tash
#1 Goalie (Fall 2018) – Tim K
#1 Goalie (Spring 2019) – Shaun deLacy
#1 Goalie (Summer 2019) – Jeff Green
#1 Goalie (Fall 2019) – Jeff Green
#1 Goalie (Spring 2021) – Waldman
#1 Goalie (Summer/Fall 2021) – Casca
#1 Goalie (Spring 2022) – Hogg
#1 Goalie (Summer 2022) – Eric
#1 Goalie (Fall 2022) – Eric
#1 Goalie (Spring 2023) – Zisser
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Fall 2018) – Sweet Baby James
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Fall 2018) – Kelsey
Rookie Of The Year (Spring 2019) – Jack
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Summer 2019) – Braun
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Summer 2019) – Meg
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Fall 2019) – Nate
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Fall 2019) – Tash
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Spring 2021) – Waldman
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Spring 2021) – Vanessa
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Summer/Fall 2021) – Sam
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Summer/Fall 2021) – Abby
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Spring 2022) – Corey
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Spring 2022) – Ellie
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Summer 2022) – George
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Summer 2022) – Courtney
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Fall 2022) – Krishan
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Fall 2022) – Cara
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Spring 2023) – Tom McGuire
1st Star Of The Season (Fall 2018) – Tim K
1st Star Of The Season (Spring 2019) – Campbell
1st Star Of The Season (Summer 2019) – Jake Braun
1st Star Of The Season (Fall 2019) – Austin King
1st Star Of The Season (Spring 2021) – Jack McGinty
1st Star Of The Season (Summer/Fall 2021) – Derek
1st Star Of The Season (Spring 2022) – Miles
1st Star Of The Season (Summer 2022) – Jeff Green
1st Star Of The Season (Fall 2022) – Simon
1st Star Of The Season (Spring 2023) – Zisser
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Fall 2018) – Gabe
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Spring 2019) – Ariel
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Summer 2019) – Mike McCauley
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Fall 2019) – Tadpole Jack
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Spring 2021) – Alex & Danilo
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Summer/Fall 2021) – Alex
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Spring 2022) – Alex & Sig
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Summer 2022) – Simon
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Fall 2022) – Alex
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Spring 2023) – Tash
Defensewoman Of The Year (Spring 2019) – Carlin
Defensewoman Of The Year (Summer 2019) – Andrea
Defensewoman Of The Year (Fall 2019) – LJ
Defensewoman Of The Year (Spring 2021) – Andrea
Defensewoman Of The Year (Summer/Fall 2021) – Tash
Defensewoman Of The Year (Spring 2022) – Tash
Brosen Goon Award (Fall 2018) – Liz Boylan
Brosen Goon Award (Spring 2019) – Scott Metz
Brosen Goon Award (Summer 2019) – Mike Tarnow
Rich Glanzer Anti-Feminist Award (Spring 2023) – Kevin Mahoney
Amanda Whore Award (Spring 2023) – Tom McGuire
Draft Sleeper (Fall 2018) – Dave Holland
Draft Sleeper (Spring 2019) – Spencer Rabin
Draft Sleeper (Summer 2019) – Jon Herman
Draft Sleeper (Fall 2019) – Scott Metz
Draft Sleeper (Spring 2021) – Mike Wright
Draft Sleeper (Summer/Fall 2021) – Mike Sanchick
Draft Sleeper (Spring 2022) – Amanda Fazio
Draft Sleeper (Summer 2022) – Tom Fitzgerald
Draft Sleeper (Fall 2022) – Adam Herman
Draft Sleeper (Spring 2023) – Mitch Gronowitz
JD Butler Memorial Award (Spring 2019) – Justin Sorice
JD Butler Memorial Award (Summer 2019) – Ines Sheppard
JD Butler Memorial Award (Fall 2019) – Tracy Miller
JD Butler Memorial Award (Spring 2021) – Dave GDR
JD Butler Memorial Award (Summer/Fall 2021) – Annie
JD Butler Memorial Award (Spring 2022) – Eli
JD Butler Memorial Award (Summer 2022) – Probie
JD Butler Memorial Award (Fall 2022) – Andrea
JD Butler Memorial Award (Spring 2023) – Amit
Player Of The Year (Summer/Fall 2021) – Guido
Player Of The Year (Spring 2022) – Westley
Player Of The Year (Summer 2022) – Sam
Player Of The Year (Fall 2022) – Hicks
Player Of The Year (Spring 2023) – Stern

*All stats and records current as of 05/24/23