
All Time Scoring Leaders (Regular Season)
Rank | Name | GP | Goals | Assists | Points |
1 | Hicks | 103 | 84 | 55 | 139 |
2 | Probie | 68 | 80 | 27 | 107 |
3 | Guido | 62 | 76 | 25 | 101 |
4 | Tadpole Jack | 85 | 66 | 35 | 101 |
5 | Mike Tarnow | 87 | 37 | 62 | 99 |
6 | Sam | 46 | 47 | 47 | 94 |
7 | AFrey | 106 | 40 | 44 | 84 |
8 | Derek | 45 | 45 | 33 | 78 |
9 | Neil | 58 | 50 | 27 | 77 |
10 | Cherie | 92 | 34 | 37 | 71 |
11 | Meg | 50 | 37 | 33 | 70 |
12 | Westley | 38 | 44 | 20 | 64 |
13 | Austin | 43 | 31 | 26 | 57 |
14 | Matt Stabel | 81 | 30 | 24 | 54 |
15 | SBJ | 41 | 33 | 20 | 53 |
16 | Matt Russo | 88 | 20 | 31 | 51 |
17 | Miles | 24 | 32 | 18 | 50 |
18 | Sully | 64 | 23 | 27 | 50 |
19 | Jeff Oberg | 46 | 34 | 14 | 48 |
20 | Scott Metz | 94 | 30 | 18 | 48 |
All Time PPG Leaders (Regular Season; Min 10 Games Played)
Rank | Name | Games | Points | PPG |
1 | Luke | 10 | 26 | 2.60 |
2 | Miles | 24 | 50 | 2.08 |
3 | Sam | 46 | 94 | 2.04 |
4 | Derek | 45 | 78 | 1.73 |
5 | Westley | 38 | 64 | 1.68 |
6 | Jeff | 15 | 25 | 1.67 |
7 | Guido | 62 | 101 | 1.63 |
8 | Probie | 68 | 107 | 1.57 |
9 | Corey | 20 | 31 | 1.55 |
10 | Avery | 18 | 27 | 1.50 |
All-Time Ladies Scoring Leaders
Rank | Name | GP | Goals | Assists | Points |
1 | Meg | 50 | 37 | 33 | 70 |
2 | Cherie | 92 | 34 | 37 | 71 |
3 | Annie | 59 | 24 | 19 | 43 |
4 | Cheeky | 33 | 24 | 17 | 41 |
5 | Ryann | 62 | 23 | 18 | 41 |
6 | Tash | 62 | 16 | 16 | 32 |
7 | Julie | 57 | 12 | 20 | 32 |
Career Goals Against Average (Minimum 5 Games Started)
Rank | Name | GP | GAA | Wins | SO |
1 | Tim K | 20 | 2.04 | 14 | 3 |
2 | Jeff Green | 35 | 2.12 | 28 | 4 |
3 | Campbell | 21 | 2.15 | 13 | 2 |
4 | Eitan The Goalie | 18 | 2.31 | 9 | 1 |
5 | Eric Phelps | 27 | 2.33 | 18 | 8 |
6 | Max Moskowitz | 19 | 2.45 | 11 | 0 |
Single Season Records (Current)
Goals – 26 (Guido, Summer/Fall 2021)
Assists – 17 (Sam, Summer/Fall 2021)
Points – 31 (Guido & Sam, Summer/Fall 2021)
Win % – 1.000 (The Charging Cheetahs, Summer 2018)
Goals Scored Per Game (Team) – 5.67 (The Varsity Warriors, Summer 2018)
Goals Allowed Per Game (Team) – 0.8 (EJ Entertainment, Fall 2022)
Single Game Records (Current)
Goals – 6 (Neil, Week 4, Spring 2022)
Assists – 4 (Meg, Week 9, Summer/Fall 2021) & (Tarnow, Week 15, Summer/Fall 2021) & (Ellie, Week 9, Spring 2022) & (Joe, Week 10, Spring 2022)
Points – 8 (Meg, Week 9, Summer/Fall 2021)
Goals (Team) – 10 Goals (The Sexy Ducks, Week 9, Summer/Fall 2021) & (The Goaldiggers, Week 6, Spring 2022) & (The Blue Balls Of Sex, Week 10, Spring 2022) & (Green Street Hooligans, Week 4, Summer 2022)
Highest Scoring Game – 17 Goals (Green Street Hooligans over Pink Lemonade, Week 4, Summer 2022)
Single Season Records (Pre Jumbo Season Era)
Goals – 12 (Probie, Summer 2018) & (Jeff, Fall 2018) & (Hicks, Fall 2019) & (Neil, Spring 2021)
Assists – 9 (Roberts, Fall 2018)
Points – 19 (Neil, Spring 2021)
Win % – 1.000 (The Charging Cheetahs, Summer 2018)
Goals Scored Per Game (Team) – 5.67 (The Varsity Warriors, Summer 2018)
Goals Allowed Per Game (Team) – 1.22 (Cleveland Browns, Fall 2018)
Single Game Records (Pre Jumbo Season Era)
Goals – 4 (Probie, Week 1, Summer 2018) & (Luke, Week 5, Fall 2018) & (Hogg, Week 9, Summer 2019) & (Hicks, Week 6, Fall 2019) & (Braun, Week 4, Spring 2021) & (Ben McCloskey, Playoff Week One, Spring 2021)
Assists – 3 (Probie, Week 2, Summer 2018) & (Tarzan, Week 3, Summer 2018) & (Hicks, Week 4, Summer 2018) & (Luke, Week 6, Fall 2018) & (Olivier, Week 7, Fall 2018) & Hogg (Week 3, Fall 2019) & (Russo, Week 8, Fall 2019) & (Meg, Week 1, Spring 2020) & (Sam, Week 4, Summer/Fall 2021) & (Tash, Week 4, Spring 2023)
Points – 6 (Luke, Week 5, Fall 2018) & (Meg, Week 1, Spring 2020)
Goals (Team) – 9 Goals (Team Sexy, Week 3, Summer 2018) & (The Varsity Warriors, Week 6, Summer 2018) & (Stud Puffins, Week 8, Fall 2019) & (The Barrel, Week 4, Summer/Fall 2021)
Highest Scoring Games – 13 Goals (Hippos over Cheetahs, Week 7, Fall 2018) & (Cup Size over Warriors, Week 5, Fall 2018) & (Barrel over Hyenas, Week 4, Summer/Fall 2021)
Most Championships (By Player)
3: Rockoff, Kolenberg, Sanchick, Meehan, Goose, Brett Cantor, Mike Wright, Julie & Emily Barbour
2: 23 people tied
1: 115 people tied
Championship Winners
Summer 2018 – The Varsity Warriors
Fall 2018 – Cleveland Browns
Spring 2019 – Goonies
Summer 2019 – Goonies
Fall 2019 – Green Street Hooligans
Spring 2021 – Crimson Wave
Summer/Fall 2021 – The Sexy Ducks
Spring 2022 – The Goaldiggers
Summer 2022 – Julie’s Football Club
Fall 2022 – The Muskies
Spring 2023 – Hungry Hippos 2.0
Trophy Case
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer 2018) – Probie
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Fall 2018) – Yetter
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Spring 2019) – Emily Barbour
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer 2019) – Cherie
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Fall 2019) – Patrick Barch
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Spring 2021) – Zisser
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer/Fall 2021) – Sully
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Spring 2022) – Hogg
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer 2022) – George
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Fall 2022) – Jack
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Spring 2023) – Abby
Scoring Title (Summer 2018) – Probie
Scoring Title (Fall 2018) – Jeff
Scoring Title (Spring 2019) – Derek
Scoring Title (Summer 2019) – Hicks
Scoring Title (Fall 2019) – Hogg
Scoring Title (Spring 2021) – Neil
Scoring Title (Summer/Fall 2021) – Guido
Scoring Title (Spring 2022) – Neil
Scoring Title (Summer 2022) – Sam
Scoring Title (Fall 2022) – Hicks
Scoring Title (Spring 2023) – Stern
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer 2018) – Cherie
Ladies Scoring Title (Fall 2018) – Julie
Ladies Scoring Title (Spring 2019) – Cherie
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer 2019) – Cheeky
Ladies Scoring Title (Fall 2019) – Meg
Ladies Scoring Title (Spring 2021) – Meg
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer/Fall 2021) – Meg
Ladies Scoring Title (Spring 2022) – Meg
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer 2022) – Annie
Ladies Scoring Title (Fall 2022) – Annie
Ladies Scoring Title (Spring 2023) – Tash
Most Goals (Summer 2018) – Probie
Most Goals (Fall 2018) – Jeff
Most Goals (Spring 2019) – Derek
Most Goals (Summer 2019) – Hicks
Most Goals (Fall 2019) – Hicks
Most Goals (Spring 2021) – Neil & Probie
Most Goals (Summer/Fall 2021) – Guido
Most Goals (Spring 2022) – Neil
Most Goals (Summer 2022) – Probie
Most Goals (Fall 2022) – Jack
Most Goals (Spring 2023) – Stern
Assists Leader (Summer 2018) – Probie
Assists Leader (Fall 2018) – Roberts
Assists Leader (Spring 2019) – Ariel
Assists Leader (Summer 2019) – Tarnow
Assists Leader (Fall 2019) – Hogg
Assists Leader (Spring 2021) – Neil & Meg
Assists Leader (Summer/Fall 2021) – Sam
Assists Leader (Spring 2022) – Hicks
Assists Leader (Summer 2022) – Sam
Assists Leader (Fall 2022) – Hicks & Alex
Assists Leader (Spring 2023) – Sam & Tash
#1 Goalie (Fall 2018) – Tim K
#1 Goalie (Spring 2019) – Shaun deLacy
#1 Goalie (Summer 2019) – Jeff Green
#1 Goalie (Fall 2019) – Jeff Green
#1 Goalie (Spring 2021) – Waldman
#1 Goalie (Summer/Fall 2021) – Casca
#1 Goalie (Spring 2022) – Hogg
#1 Goalie (Summer 2022) – Eric
#1 Goalie (Fall 2022) – Eric
#1 Goalie (Spring 2023) – Zisser
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Fall 2018) – Sweet Baby James
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Fall 2018) – Kelsey
Rookie Of The Year (Spring 2019) – Jack
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Summer 2019) – Braun
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Summer 2019) – Meg
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Fall 2019) – Nate
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Fall 2019) – Tash
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Spring 2021) – Waldman
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Spring 2021) – Vanessa
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Summer/Fall 2021) – Sam
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Summer/Fall 2021) – Abby
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Spring 2022) – Corey
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Spring 2022) – Ellie
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Summer 2022) – George
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Summer 2022) – Courtney
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Fall 2022) – Krishan
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Fall 2022) – Cara
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Spring 2023) – Tom McGuire
1st Star Of The Season (Fall 2018) – Tim K
1st Star Of The Season (Spring 2019) – Campbell
1st Star Of The Season (Summer 2019) – Jake Braun
1st Star Of The Season (Fall 2019) – Austin King
1st Star Of The Season (Spring 2021) – Jack McGinty
1st Star Of The Season (Summer/Fall 2021) – Derek
1st Star Of The Season (Spring 2022) – Miles
1st Star Of The Season (Summer 2022) – Jeff Green
1st Star Of The Season (Fall 2022) – Simon
1st Star Of The Season (Spring 2023) – Zisser
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Fall 2018) – Gabe
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Spring 2019) – Ariel
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Summer 2019) – Mike McCauley
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Fall 2019) – Tadpole Jack
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Spring 2021) – Alex & Danilo
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Summer/Fall 2021) – Alex
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Spring 2022) – Alex & Sig
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Summer 2022) – Simon
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Fall 2022) – Alex
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Spring 2023) – Tash
Defensewoman Of The Year (Spring 2019) – Carlin
Defensewoman Of The Year (Summer 2019) – Andrea
Defensewoman Of The Year (Fall 2019) – LJ
Defensewoman Of The Year (Spring 2021) – Andrea
Defensewoman Of The Year (Summer/Fall 2021) – Tash
Defensewoman Of The Year (Spring 2022) – Tash
Brosen Goon Award (Fall 2018) – Liz Boylan
Brosen Goon Award (Spring 2019) – Scott Metz
Brosen Goon Award (Summer 2019) – Mike Tarnow
Rich Glanzer Anti-Feminist Award (Spring 2023) – Kevin Mahoney
Amanda Whore Award (Spring 2023) – Tom McGuire
Draft Sleeper (Fall 2018) – Dave Holland
Draft Sleeper (Spring 2019) – Spencer Rabin
Draft Sleeper (Summer 2019) – Jon Herman
Draft Sleeper (Fall 2019) – Scott Metz
Draft Sleeper (Spring 2021) – Mike Wright
Draft Sleeper (Summer/Fall 2021) – Mike Sanchick
Draft Sleeper (Spring 2022) – Amanda Fazio
Draft Sleeper (Summer 2022) – Tom Fitzgerald
Draft Sleeper (Fall 2022) – Adam Herman
Draft Sleeper (Spring 2023) – Mitch Gronowitz
JD Butler Memorial Award (Spring 2019) – Justin Sorice
JD Butler Memorial Award (Summer 2019) – Ines Sheppard
JD Butler Memorial Award (Fall 2019) – Tracy Miller
JD Butler Memorial Award (Spring 2021) – Dave GDR
JD Butler Memorial Award (Summer/Fall 2021) – Annie
JD Butler Memorial Award (Spring 2022) – Eli
JD Butler Memorial Award (Summer 2022) – Probie
JD Butler Memorial Award (Fall 2022) – Andrea
JD Butler Memorial Award (Spring 2023) – Amit
Player Of The Year (Summer/Fall 2021) – Guido
Player Of The Year (Spring 2022) – Westley
Player Of The Year (Summer 2022) – Sam
Player Of The Year (Fall 2022) – Hicks
Player Of The Year (Spring 2023) – Stern
*All stats and records current as of 05/24/23