All Time Scoring Leaders (Regular Season)
| Rank | Name | GP | Goals | Assists | Points |
| 1 | Hicks | 40 | 37 | 17 | 54 |
| 2 | Probie | 32 | 32 | 15 | 47 |
| 3 | Derek | 29 | 26 | 19 | 45 |
| 4 | Sweet Baby James | 32 | 26 | 14 | 40 |
| 5 | Mike Tarnow | 36 | 15 | 24 | 39 |
| 6 | Cherie | 42 | 22 | 15 | 37 |
| 7 | Hogg | 34 | 17 | 12 | 29 |
| 8 | Ariel | 36 | 15 | 14 | 29 |
| 9 | Mike Yetter | 21 | 13 | 15 | 28 |
| 10 | Scott Metz | 37 | 18 | 9 | 27 |
| 11 | Luke | 10 | 15 | 11 | 26 |
| 12 | Tadpole Jack | 28 | 14 | 12 | 26 |
| 13 | AFrey | 41 | 14 | 12 | 26 |
| 14 | Jeff | 15 | 19 | 6 | 25 |
| 15 | Meg | 18 | 13 | 12 | 25 |
All Time PPG Leaders (Regular Season; Min 5 Games Played)
| Rank | Name | Games | Points | PPG |
| 1 | Avery | 7 | 19 | 2.71 |
| 2 | Luke | 10 | 26 | 2.60 |
| 3 | Jeff | 15 | 25 | 1.67 |
| 4 | Derek | 29 | 45 | 1.55 |
| 5 | Probie | 32 | 47 | 1.47 |
| 6 | Miles | 5 | 7 | 1.40 |
| 7 | Meg | 18 | 25 | 1.39 |
| 8 | Hicks | 40 | 54 | 1.35 |
| 9 | Mike Yetter | 21 | 28 | 1.33 |
| 10 | Sweet Baby James | 32 | 40 | 1.25 |
All-Time Ladies Scoring Leaders
| Rank | Name | GP | Goals | Assists | Points |
| 1 | Cherie | 42 | 22 | 15 | 37 |
| 2 | Meg | 18 | 13 | 12 | 25 |
| 3 | Julie Katz | 28 | 9 | 14 | 23 |
| 4 | Cheeky | 21 | 11 | 11 | 22 |
| 5 | Nicolette | 29 | 8 | 5 | 13 |
Career Goals Against Average (Minimum 5 Games Started)
| Rank | Name | GP | GAA | Wins | SO |
| 1 | Jeff Green | 15 | 1.63 | 14 | 3 |
| 2 | Eric Ramirez | 5 | 1.93 | 3 | 0 |
| 3 | Tim K | 20 | 2.04 | 14 | 3 |
| 4 | Campbell | 21 | 2.15 | 13 | 2 |
| 5 | Eitan The Goalie | 18 | 2.31 | 9 | 1 |
Single Season Records
Goals – 12 (Probie, Summer 2018) & (Jeff, Fall 2018) & (Hicks, Fall 2019)
Assists – 9 (Roberts, Fall 2018)
Points – 18 (Probie, Summer 2018)
Win % – 1.000 (The Charging Cheetahs, Summer 2018)
Goals Scored Per Game (Team) – 5.67 (The Varsity Warriors, Summer 2018)
Goals Allowed Per Game (Team) – 1.22 (Cleveland Browns, Fall 2018)
Single Game Records
Goals – 4 (Probie, Week 1, Summer 2018) & (Luke, Week 5, Fall 2018) & (Hogg, Week 9, Summer 2019) & (Hicks, Week 6, Fall 2019)
Assists – 3 (Probie, Week 2, Summer 2018) & (Tarzan, Week 3, Summer 2018) & (Hicks, Week 4, Summer 2018) & (Luke, Week 6, Fall 2018) & (Olivier, Week 7, Fall 2018) & Hogg (Week 3, Fall 2019) & (Russo, Week 8, Fall 2019) & (Meg, Week 1, Spring 2020)
Points – 6 (Luke, Week 5, Fall 2018) & (Meg, Week 1, Spring 2020)
Goals (Team) – 9 Goals (Team Sexy, Week 3, Summer 2018) & (The Varsity Warriors, Week 6, Summer 2018) & (Stud Puffins, Week 8, Fall 2019)
Highest Scoring Games – 13 Goals (Hippos over Cheetahs, Week 7, Fall 2018) & (Cup Size over Warriors, Week 5, Fall 2018)
Championship Winners
Summer 2018 – The Varsity Warriors
Fall 2018 – Cleveland Browns
Spring 2019 – Goonies
Summer 2019 – Goonies
Fall 2019 – Green Street Hooligans
Trophy Case
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer 2018) – Probie
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Fall 2018) – Yetter
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Spring 2019) – Emily Barbour
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer 2019) – Cherie
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Fall 2019) – Patrick Barch
Scoring Title (Summer 2018) – Probie
Scoring Title (Fall 2018) – Jeff
Scoring Title (Spring 2019) – Derek
Scoring Title (Summer 2019) – Hicks
Scoring Title (Fall 2019) – Hogg
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer 2018) – Cherie
Ladies Scoring Title (Fall 2018) – Julie Katz
Ladies Scoring Title (Spring 2019) – Cherie
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer 2019) – Cheeky
Ladies Scoring Title (Fall 2019) – Meg
Most Goals (Summer 2018) – Probie
Most Goals (Fall 2018) – Jeff
Most Goals (Spring 2019) – Derek
Most Goals (Summer 2019) – Hicks
Most Goals (Fall 2019) – Hicks
Assists Leader (Summer 2018) – Probie
Assists Leader (Fall 2018) – Roberts
Assists Leader (Spring 2019) – Ariel
Assists Leader (Summer 2019) – Mike Tarnow
Assists Leader (Fall 2019) – Hogg
#1 Goalie (Fall 2018) – Tim K
#1 Goalie (Spring 2019) – Shaun deLacy
#1 Goalie (Summer 2019) – Jeff Green
#1 Goalie (Fall 2019) – Jeff Green
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Fall 2018) – Sweet Baby James
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Fall 2018) – Kelsey Kirker
Rookie Of The Year (Spring 2019) – Jack McGinty
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Summer 2019) – Jake Braun
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Summer 2019) – Meg Fortier
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Summer 2019) – Jake Braun
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Fall 2019) – Tash
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Fall 2019) – Nate
1st Star Of The Season (Fall 2018) – Tim K
1st Star Of The Season (Spring 2019) – Campbell
1st Star Of The Season (Summer 2019) – Jake Braun
1st Star Of The Season (Fall 2019) – Austin King
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Fall 2018) – Gabe
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Spring 2019) – Ariel
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Summer 2019) – Mike McCauley
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Fall 2019) – Tadpole Jack
Defensewoman Of The Year (Spring 2019) – Carlin
Defensewoman Of The Year (Summer 2019) – Andrea
Defensewoman Of The Year (Fall 2019) – LJ
Brosen Goon Award (Fall 2018) – Liz Boylan
Brosen Goon Award (Spring 2019) – Scott Metz
Brosen Goon Award (Summer 2019) – Mike Tarnow
Draft Sleeper (Fall 2018) – Dave Holland
Draft Sleeper (Spring 2019) – Spencer Rabin
Draft Sleeper (Summer 2019) – Jon Herman
Draft Sleeper (Fall 2019) – Scott Metz
JD Butler Memorial Award (Spring 2019) – Justin Sorice
JD Butler Memorial Award (Summer 2019) – Ines Sheppard
JD Butler Memorial Award (Fall 2019) – Tracy Miller
*All stats and records current as of 3/11/20