All Time Scoring Leaders (Regular Season)
| Rank | Name | GP | Goals | Assists | Points |
| 1 | Hicks | 120 | 101 | 64 | 165 |
| 2 | Tarnow | 107 | 40 | 77 | 117 |
| 3 | Jack | 97 | 73 | 38 | 111 |
| 4 | Sam | 59 | 57 | 54 | 111 |
| 5 | Probie | 68 | 80 | 26 | 106 |
| 6 | Guido | 62 | 76 | 25 | 101 |
| 7 | Derek | 53 | 54 | 42 | 96 |
| 8 | Alex | 115 | 44 | 50 | 94 |
| 9 | Neil | 67 | 59 | 32 | 91 |
| 10 | Cherie | 111 | 43 | 48 | 91 |
| 11 | Westley | 46 | 53 | 27 | 80 |
| 12 | Jason Campbell | 55 | 52 | 20 | 72 |
| 13 | Meg | 50 | 37 | 33 | 70 |
| 14 | Dave Liang | 70 | 39 | 31 | 70 |
| 15 | Mike Stern | 51 | 48 | 17 | 65 |
| 16 | Adam Satok | 47 | 39 | 26 | 65 |
| 17 | Annie | 79 | 33 | 31 | 64 |
| 18 | Matt Russo | 104 | 30 | 34 | 64 |
| 19 | Jeff Oberg | 56 | 42 | 21 | 63 |
| 20 | Sam Gelman | 43 | 47 | 16 | 63 |
| 21 | Alex Rockoff | 82 | 39 | 23 | 62 |
| 22 | AK | 43 | 31 | 26 | 57 |
| 23 | Matt Stabel | 89 | 30 | 26 | 56 |
| 24 | SBJ | 41 | 33 | 20 | 53 |
| 25 | Scott Metz | 112 | 30 | 21 | 51 |
All Time PPG Leaders (Regular Season; Min 10 Games Played)
| Rank | Name | Games | Points | PPG |
| 1 | Luke | 10 | 26 | 2.60 |
| 2 | Miles | 24 | 50 | 2.08 |
| 3 | Sam | 59 | 111 | 1.88 |
| 4 | Derek | 53 | 96 | 1.81 |
| 5 | Jo Robin | 16 | 29 | 1.81 |
| 6 | Wes | 46 | 80 | 1.74 |
| 7 | Ryan Levine | 19 | 32 | 1.68 |
| 8 | Jeff | 15 | 25 | 1.67 |
| 9 | Guido | 62 | 101 | 1.63 |
| 10 | Corey | 29 | 46 | 1.59 |
All Time Goals Leaders (Regular Season)
| Rank | Name | GP | Goals | Assists | Points |
| 1 | Hicks | 120 | 101 | 64 | 165 |
| 2 | Probie | 68 | 80 | 26 | 106 |
| 3 | Guido | 62 | 76 | 25 | 101 |
| 4 | Tadpole Jack | 97 | 73 | 38 | 111 |
| 5 | Neil | 67 | 59 | 32 | 91 |
| 6 | Sam | 59 | 57 | 54 | 111 |
| 7 | Derek | 53 | 54 | 42 | 96 |
| 8 | Westley | 46 | 53 | 27 | 80 |
| 9 | Jason Campbell | 55 | 52 | 20 | 72 |
| 10 | Mike Stern | 51 | 48 | 17 | 65 |
| 11 | Sam Gelman | 43 | 47 | 16 | 63 |
| 12 | Alex | 115 | 44 | 50 | 94 |
| 13 | Cherie | 111 | 43 | 48 | 91 |
| 14 | Jeff Oberg | 56 | 42 | 21 | 63 |
| 15 | Mike Tarnow | 107 | 40 | 77 | 117 |
All Time Assists Leaders (Regular Season)
| Rank | Name | GP | Goals | Assists | Points |
| 1 | Mike Tarnow | 107 | 40 | 77 | 117 |
| 2 | Hicks | 120 | 101 | 64 | 165 |
| 3 | Sam | 59 | 57 | 54 | 111 |
| 4 | Alex | 115 | 44 | 50 | 94 |
| 5 | Cherie | 111 | 43 | 48 | 92 |
| 6 | Derek | 53 | 54 | 42 | 96 |
| 7 | Tadpole Jack | 97 | 73 | 38 | 111 |
| 8 | Matt Russo | 104 | 30 | 34 | 64 |
| 9 | Meg | 50 | 37 | 33 | 70 |
| 10 | Neil | 67 | 59 | 32 | 91 |
All-Time Ladies Scoring Leaders
| Rank | Name | GP | Goals | Assists | Points |
| 1 | Cherie | 111 | 43 | 48 | 92 |
| 2 | Meg | 50 | 37 | 33 | 70 |
| 3 | Annie | 79 | 33 | 31 | 64 |
| 4 | Tash | 76 | 22 | 21 | 43 |
| 5 | Cheeky | 33 | 24 | 17 | 41 |
| 6 | Ryann | 62 | 23 | 18 | 41 |
| 7 | Julie | 77 | 14 | 24 | 38 |
| 8 | Cara | 29 | 20 | 15 | 35 |
Goalie Wins
| Rank | Name | GP | Wins | SO |
| 1 | Zisser | 99 | 44 | 5 |
| 2 | Max | 65 | 39 | 3 |
| 3 | Jeff Green | 45 | 35 | 8 |
| 4 | Casca | 61 | 35 | 7 |
| 5 | Corey | 56 | 27 | 1 |
Career Minutes Per Goal (Minimum 19 Games Started)
Editor’s Note: Since game lengths have fluctuated from 39 minutes to 45 minutes throughout the league’s history, it is difficult to accurately gauge official GAA on the classic calculation which translates minutes played to a precise games # and then divides that into goals. As such, I have created a new but similar metric which is how many minutes each goalie plays, on average, before allowing a goal.
| Rank | Name | GP | Wins | Minutes | Goals Allowed | Min/Goal |
| 1 | Tim K | 19 | 14 | 748 | 38 | 19.68 |
| 2 | Jeff Green | 45 | 35 | 1833.5 | 96 | 19.10 |
| 3 | Campbell | 25 | 17 | 1045 | 58 | 18.02 |
| 4 | Phelps | 30 | 19 | 1252 | 79 | 15.85 |
| 5 | Ryan Waldman | 23 | 13 | 974 | 67 | 14.54 |
Single Season Records
Goals – 26 (Guido, Summer/Fall 2021)
Assists – 17 (Sam, Summer/Fall 2021)
Points – 31 (Guido & Sam, Summer/Fall 2021)
Goals (10 Game Season) – 18 (Neil, Spring 2022)
Assists (10 Game Season) – 11 (Sam, Summer 2022)
Points (10 Game Season) – 22 (Neil, Spring 2022)
Win % – 1.000 (The Charging Cheetahs, Summer 2018)
Goals Scored Per Game (Team) – 5.67 (The Varsity Warriors, Summer 2018)
Goals Allowed Per Game (Team) – 0.8 (EJ Entertainment, Fall 2022)
Single Game Records
Goals – 6 (Neil, Week 4, Spring 2022)
Assists – 5 (Ryan Levine, Week 8, Fall 2023)
Points – 8 (Meg, Week 9, Summer/Fall 2021)
Goals (Team) – 11 Goals (MelRose Place, Week 12, Summer 2023)
Highest Scoring Game – 17 Goals (Green Street Hooligans over Pink Lemonade, Week 4, Summer 2022) & (Hungry Hippos over Shooting Blancs, Week 13, Summer 2023)
Most Championships
4: Mike Goose
3: Sam, Rockoff, Kolenberg, Sanchick, Meehan, Goose, Brett Cantor, Mike Wright, Julie, Annie & Emily Barbour
2: Over 30 people tied
Championship Winners
Summer 2018 – The Varsity Warriors
Fall 2018 – Cleveland Browns
Spring 2019 – Goonies
Summer 2019 – Goonies
Fall 2019 – Green Street Hooligans
Spring 2021 – Crimson Wave
Summer/Fall 2021 – The Sexy Ducks
Spring 2022 – The Goaldiggers
Summer 2022 – Julie’s Football Club
Fall 2022 – The Muskies
Spring 2023 – Hungry Hippos 2.0
Summer 2023 – The Lavender Llamas
Fall 2023 – Bluebies
Trophy Case
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer 2018) – Probie
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Fall 2018) – Yetter
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Spring 2019) – Emily Barbour
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer 2019) – Cherie
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Fall 2019) – Patrick Barch
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Spring 2021) – Zisser
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer/Fall 2021) – Sully
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Spring 2022) – Hogg
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer 2022) – George
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Fall 2022) – Jack
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Spring 2023) – Abby
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer 2023) – Let’s Go Phelps!
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Fall 2023) – Sam
Scoring Title (Summer 2018) – Probie
Scoring Title (Fall 2018) – Jeff
Scoring Title (Spring 2019) – Derek
Scoring Title (Summer 2019) – Hicks
Scoring Title (Fall 2019) – Hogg
Scoring Title (Spring 2021) – Neil
Scoring Title (Summer/Fall 2021) – Guido
Scoring Title (Spring 2022) – Neil
Scoring Title (Summer 2022) – Sam
Scoring Title (Fall 2022) – Hicks
Scoring Title (Spring 2023) – Stern
Scoring Title (Summer 2023) – Adam Satok
Scoring Title (Fall 2023) – Sam Gelman
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer 2018) – Cherie
Ladies Scoring Title (Fall 2018) – Julie
Ladies Scoring Title (Spring 2019) – Cherie
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer 2019) – Cheeky
Ladies Scoring Title (Fall 2019) – Meg
Ladies Scoring Title (Spring 2021) – Meg
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer/Fall 2021) – Meg
Ladies Scoring Title (Spring 2022) – Meg
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer 2022) – Annie
Ladies Scoring Title (Fall 2022) – Annie
Ladies Scoring Title (Spring 2023) – Tash
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer 2023) – Annie
Ladies Scoring Title (Fall 2023) – Cherie
Most Goals (Summer 2018) – Probie
Most Goals (Fall 2018) – Jeff
Most Goals (Spring 2019) – Derek
Most Goals (Summer 2019) – Hicks
Most Goals (Fall 2019) – Hicks
Most Goals (Spring 2021) – Neil & Probie
Most Goals (Summer/Fall 2021) – Guido
Most Goals (Spring 2022) – Neil
Most Goals (Summer 2022) – Probie
Most Goals (Fall 2022) – Jack
Most Goals (Spring 2023) – Stern
Most Goals (Summer 2023) – Adam Satok
Most Goals (Fall 2023) – Sam Gelman
Assists Leader (Summer 2018) – Probie
Assists Leader (Fall 2018) – Roberts
Assists Leader (Spring 2019) – Ariel
Assists Leader (Summer 2019) – Tarnow
Assists Leader (Fall 2019) – Hogg
Assists Leader (Spring 2021) – Neil & Meg
Assists Leader (Summer/Fall 2021) – Sam
Assists Leader (Spring 2022) – Hicks
Assists Leader (Summer 2022) – Sam
Assists Leader (Fall 2022) – Hicks & Alex
Assists Leader (Spring 2023) – Sam & Tash
Assists Leader (Summer 2023) – Annie, Jason Campbell & Jo Robin
Assists Leader (Fall 2023) – Adam Satok & Ryan Levine
#1 Goalie (Fall 2018) – Tim K
#1 Goalie (Spring 2019) – Shaun deLacy
#1 Goalie (Summer 2019) – Jeff Green
#1 Goalie (Fall 2019) – Jeff Green
#1 Goalie (Spring 2021) – Waldman
#1 Goalie (Summer/Fall 2021) – Casca
#1 Goalie (Spring 2022) – Hogg
#1 Goalie (Summer 2022) – Eric
#1 Goalie (Fall 2022) – Eric
#1 Goalie (Spring 2023) – Zisser
#1 Goalie (Summer 2023) – AJ
#1 Goalie (Fall 2023) – Jacob Green
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Fall 2018) – Sweet Baby James
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Fall 2018) – Kelsey
Rookie Of The Year (Spring 2019) – Jack
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Summer 2019) – Braun
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Summer 2019) – Meg
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Fall 2019) – Nate
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Fall 2019) – Tash
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Spring 2021) – Waldman
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Spring 2021) – Vanessa
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Summer/Fall 2021) – Sam
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Summer/Fall 2021) – Abby
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Spring 2022) – Corey
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Spring 2022) – Ellie
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Summer 2022) – George
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Summer 2022) – Courtney
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Fall 2022) – Krishan
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Fall 2022) – Cara
Rookie Of The Year (Spring 2023) – Tom McGuire
Rookie Of The Year (Summer 2023) – Jo Robin
Rookie Of The Year (Fall 2023) – Chad
1st Star Of The Season (Fall 2018) – Tim K
1st Star Of The Season (Spring 2019) – Campbell
1st Star Of The Season (Summer 2019) – Jake Braun
1st Star Of The Season (Fall 2019) – Austin King
1st Star Of The Season (Spring 2021) – Jack McGinty
1st Star Of The Season (Summer/Fall 2021) – Derek
1st Star Of The Season (Spring 2022) – Miles
1st Star Of The Season (Summer 2022) – Jeff Green
1st Star Of The Season (Fall 2022) – Simon
1st Star Of The Season (Spring 2023) – Zisser
1st Star Of The Season (Summer 2023) – Sam Gelman
1st Star Of The Season (Fall 2023) – Simon
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Fall 2018) – Gabe
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Spring 2019) – Ariel
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Summer 2019) – Mike McCauley
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Fall 2019) – Tadpole Jack
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Spring 2021) – Alex & Danilo
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Summer/Fall 2021) – Alex
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Spring 2022) – Alex & Sig
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Summer 2022) – Simon
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Fall 2022) – Alex
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Spring 2023) – Tash
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Summer 2023) – Alex
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Fall 2023) – Sam
Defensewoman Of The Year (Spring 2019) – Carlin
Defensewoman Of The Year (Summer 2019) – Andrea
Defensewoman Of The Year (Fall 2019) – LJ
Defensewoman Of The Year (Spring 2021) – Andrea
Defensewoman Of The Year (Summer/Fall 2021) – Tash
Defensewoman Of The Year (Spring 2022) – Tash
Brosen Goon Award (Fall 2018) – Liz Boylan
Brosen Goon Award (Spring 2019) – Scott Metz
Brosen Goon Award (Summer 2019) – Mike Tarnow
Rich Glanzer Anti-Feminist Award (Spring 2023) – Kevin Mahoney
Rich Glanzer Anti-Feminist Award (Summer 2023) – Colleen
Amanda Whore Award (Spring 2023) – Tom McGuire
Amanda Whore Award (Summer 2023) – Whorebox
Draft Sleeper (Fall 2018) – Dave Holland
Draft Sleeper (Spring 2019) – Spencer Rabin
Draft Sleeper (Summer 2019) – Jon Herman
Draft Sleeper (Fall 2019) – Scott Metz
Draft Sleeper (Spring 2021) – Mike Wright
Draft Sleeper (Summer/Fall 2021) – Mike Sanchick
Draft Sleeper (Spring 2022) – Amanda Fazio
Draft Sleeper (Summer 2022) – Tom Fitzgerald
Draft Sleeper (Fall 2022) – Adam Herman
Draft Sleeper (Spring 2023) – Mitch Gronowitz
Draft Sleeper (Summer 2023) – Ryan Levine
Draft Sleeper (Fall 2023) – Mike Pelletier
JD Butler Memorial Award (Spring 2019) – Justin Sorice
JD Butler Memorial Award (Summer 2019) – Ines Sheppard
JD Butler Memorial Award (Fall 2019) – Tracy Miller
JD Butler Memorial Award (Spring 2021) – Dave GDR
JD Butler Memorial Award (Summer/Fall 2021) – Annie
JD Butler Memorial Award (Spring 2022) – Eli
JD Butler Memorial Award (Summer 2022) – Probie
JD Butler Memorial Award (Fall 2022) – Andrea
JD Butler Memorial Award (Spring 2023) – Amit
JD Butler Memorial Award (Summer 2023) – Campbell
JD Butler Memorial Award (Fall 2023) – Joel
Player Of The Year (Summer/Fall 2021) – Guido
Player Of The Year (Spring 2022) – Westley
Player Of The Year (Summer 2022) – Sam
Player Of The Year (Fall 2022) – Hicks
Player Of The Year (Spring 2023) – Stern
Player Of The Year (Summer 2023) – Annie
Player Of The Year (Fall 2023) – Ryan Levine
*All stats and records current as of 4/23/24