All Time Scoring Leaders (Regular Season)
| Rank | Name | GP | Goals | Assists | Points |
| 1 | Hicks | 83 | 66 | 43 | 109 |
| 2 | Probie | 68 | 80 | 27 | 107 |
| 3 | Guido | 62 | 76 | 25 | 101 |
| 4 | Mike Tarnow | 77 | 30 | 59 | 89 |
| 5 | Derek | 45 | 45 | 33 | 78 |
| 6 | Meg | 50 | 37 | 33 | 70 |
| 7 | Jack | 65 | 42 | 27 | 69 |
| 8 | AFrey | 86 | 35 | 33 | 68 |
| 9 | Cherie | 82 | 34 | 32 | 66 |
| 10 | Sam | 30 | 32 | 31 | 63 |
| 11 | Neil | 46 | 42 | 19 | 61 |
| 12 | Austin | 43 | 31 | 26 | 57 |
| 13 | Sweet Baby James | 41 | 33 | 20 | 53 |
| 14 | Sully | 64 | 23 | 27 | 50 |
| 15 | Westley | 29 | 31 | 14 | 45 |
| 16 | Scott Metz | 76 | 27 | 15 | 42 |
| 17 | Ariel | 60 | 24 | 18 | 42 |
| 18 | Braun | 45 | 28 | 13 | 41 |
| 19 | Matt Stabel | 63 | 25 | 16 | 41 |
| 20 | Cheeky | 33 | 24 | 17 | 41 |
| 21 | Matt Russo | 69 | 15 | 22 | 37 |
| 22 | Hogg | 40 | 18 | 17 | 35 |
| 23 | Ryann | 44 | 21 | 13 | 34 |
| 24 | Jeff Oberg | 28 | 26 | 7 | 33 |
| 25 | Jason Campbell | 27 | 28 | 3 | 31 |
All Time PPG Leaders (Regular Season; Min 5 Games Played)
| Rank | Name | Games | Points | PPG |
| 1 | Luke | 10 | 26 | 2.60 |
| 2 | Miles | 12 | 26 | 2.17 |
| 3 | Sam | 30 | 63 | 2.10 |
| 4 | Avery | 13 | 25 | 1.92 |
| 5 | Derek | 45 | 78 | 1.73 |
| 6 | Jeff | 15 | 25 | 1.67 |
| 7 | Guido | 62 | 101 | 1.63 |
| 8 | Probie | 68 | 107 | 1.57 |
| 9 | Corey | 18 | 28 | 1.56 |
| 10 | Westley | 29 | 45 | 1.55 |
| 11 | Meg | 50 | 70 | 1.40 |
| 12 | Mike Yetter | 21 | 28 | 1.33 |
| 13 | Neil | 46 | 61 | 1.33 |
| 14 | AK | 43 | 57 | 1.33 |
| 15 | Hicks | 83 | 109 | 1.31 |
| 16 | Sweet Baby James | 41 | 53 | 1.29 |
All-Time Ladies Scoring Leaders
| Rank | Name | GP | Goals | Assists | Points |
| 1 | Meg | 50 | 37 | 33 | 70 |
| 2 | Cherie | 82 | 34 | 32 | 66 |
| 3 | Cheeky | 33 | 24 | 17 | 41 |
| 4 | Ryann | 44 | 21 | 13 | 34 |
| 5 | Annie | 42 | 17 | 15 | 32 |
| 6 | Julie Katz | 37 | 9 | 17 | 26 |
| 7 | Caitlin | 65 | 6 | 11 | 17 |
| 8 | Vanessa | 32 | 5 | 12 | 17 |
| 9 | Nico | 29 | 8 | 8 | 16 |
| 10 | Shelly | 18 | 7 | 8 | 15 |
Career Goals Against Average (Minimum 5 Games Started)
| Rank | Name | GP | GAA | Wins | SO |
| 1 | Jeff Green | 19 | 1.54 | 18 | 6 |
| 2 | Eric Ramirez | 5 | 1.93 | 3 | 0 |
| 3 | Tim K | 20 | 2.04 | 14 | 3 |
| 4 | Campbell | 21 | 2.15 | 13 | 2 |
| 5 | Eitan The Goalie | 18 | 2.31 | 9 | 1 |
Single Season Records (Current)
Goals – 26 (Guido, Summer/Fall 2021)
Assists – 17 (Sam, Summer/Fall 2021)
Points – 31 (Guido & Sam, Summer/Fall 2021)
Win % – 1.000 (The Charging Cheetahs, Summer 2018)
Goals Scored Per Game (Team) – 5.67 (The Varsity Warriors, Summer 2018)
Goals Allowed Per Game (Team) – 1.22 (Cleveland Browns, Fall 2018)
Single Game Records (Current)
Goals – 6 (Neil, Week 4, Spring 2022)
Assists – 4 (Meg, Week 9, Summer/Fall 2021) & (Tarnow, Week 15, Summer/Fall 2021) & (Ellie, Week 9, Spring 2022) & (Joe, Week 10, Spring 2022)
Points – 8 (Meg, Week 9, Summer/Fall 2021)
Goals (Team) – 10 Goals (The Sexy Ducks, Week 9, Summer/Fall 2021) & (The Goaldiggers, Week 6, Spring 2022) & (The Blue Balls Of Sex, Week 10, Spring 2022) & (Green Street Hooligans, Week 4, Summer 2022)
Highest Scoring Game – 17 Goals (Green Street Hooligans over Pink Lemonade, Week 4, Summer 2022)
Single Season Records (Pre Jumbo Season Era)
Goals – 12 (Probie, Summer 2018) & (Jeff, Fall 2018) & (Hicks, Fall 2019) & (Neil, Spring 2021)
Assists – 9 (Roberts, Fall 2018)
Points – 19 (Neil, Spring 2021)
Win % – 1.000 (The Charging Cheetahs, Summer 2018)
Goals Scored Per Game (Team) – 5.67 (The Varsity Warriors, Summer 2018)
Goals Allowed Per Game (Team) – 1.22 (Cleveland Browns, Fall 2018)
Single Game Records (Pre Jumbo Season Era)
Goals – 4 (Probie, Week 1, Summer 2018) & (Luke, Week 5, Fall 2018) & (Hogg, Week 9, Summer 2019) & (Hicks, Week 6, Fall 2019) & (Braun, Week 4, Spring 2021) & (Ben McCloskey, Playoff Week One, Spring 2021)
Assists – 3 (Probie, Week 2, Summer 2018) & (Tarzan, Week 3, Summer 2018) & (Hicks, Week 4, Summer 2018) & (Luke, Week 6, Fall 2018) & (Olivier, Week 7, Fall 2018) & Hogg (Week 3, Fall 2019) & (Russo, Week 8, Fall 2019) & (Meg, Week 1, Spring 2020) & (Sam, Week 4, Summer/Fall 2021)
Points – 6 (Luke, Week 5, Fall 2018) & (Meg, Week 1, Spring 2020)
Goals (Team) – 9 Goals (Team Sexy, Week 3, Summer 2018) & (The Varsity Warriors, Week 6, Summer 2018) & (Stud Puffins, Week 8, Fall 2019) & (The Barrel, Week 4, Summer/Fall 2021)
Highest Scoring Games – 13 Goals (Hippos over Cheetahs, Week 7, Fall 2018) & (Cup Size over Warriors, Week 5, Fall 2018) & (Barrel over Hyenas, Week 4, Summer/Fall 2021)
Championship Winners
Summer 2018 – The Varsity Warriors
Fall 2018 – Cleveland Browns
Spring 2019 – Goonies
Summer 2019 – Goonies
Fall 2019 – Green Street Hooligans
Spring 2021 – Crimson Wave
Summer/Fall 2021 – The Sexy Ducks
Spring 2022 – The Goaldiggers
Summer 2022 – Julie’s Football Club
Trophy Case
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer 2018) – Probie
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Fall 2018) – Yetter
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Spring 2019) – Emily Barbour
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer 2019) – Cherie
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Fall 2019) – Patrick Barch
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Spring 2021) – Zisser
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer/Fall 2021) – Sully
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Spring 2022) – Hogg
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer 2022) – George
Scoring Title (Summer 2018) – Probie
Scoring Title (Fall 2018) – Jeff
Scoring Title (Spring 2019) – Derek
Scoring Title (Summer 2019) – Hicks
Scoring Title (Fall 2019) – Hogg
Scoring Title (Spring 2021) – Neil
Scoring Title (Summer/Fall 2021) – Guido
Scoring Title (Spring 2022) – Neil
Scoring Title (Summer 2022) – Sam
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer 2018) – Cherie
Ladies Scoring Title (Fall 2018) – Julie Katz
Ladies Scoring Title (Spring 2019) – Cherie
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer 2019) – Cheeky
Ladies Scoring Title (Fall 2019) – Meg
Ladies Scoring Title (Spring 2021) – Meg
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer/Fall 2021) – Meg
Ladies Scoring Title (Spring 2022) – Meg
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer 2022) – Annie
Most Goals (Summer 2018) – Probie
Most Goals (Fall 2018) – Jeff
Most Goals (Spring 2019) – Derek
Most Goals (Summer 2019) – Hicks
Most Goals (Fall 2019) – Hicks
Most Goals (Spring 2021) – Neil & Probie
Most Goals (Summer/Fall 2021) – Guido
Most Goals (Spring 2022) – Neil
Most Goals (Summer 2022) – Probie
Assists Leader (Summer 2018) – Probie
Assists Leader (Fall 2018) – Roberts
Assists Leader (Spring 2019) – Ariel
Assists Leader (Summer 2019) – Tarnow
Assists Leader (Fall 2019) – Hogg
Assists Leader (Spring 2021) – Neil & Meg
Assists Leader (Summer/Fall 2021) – Sam
Assists Leader (Spring 2022) – Hicks
Assists Leader (Summer 2022) – Sam
#1 Goalie (Fall 2018) – Tim K
#1 Goalie (Spring 2019) – Shaun deLacy
#1 Goalie (Summer 2019) – Jeff Green
#1 Goalie (Fall 2019) – Jeff Green
#1 Goalie (Spring 2021) – Waldman
#1 Goalie (Summer/Fall 2021) – Casca
#1 Goalie (Spring 2022) – Hogg
#1 Goalie (Summer 2022) – Eric
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Fall 2018) – Sweet Baby James
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Fall 2018) – Kelsey
Rookie Of The Year (Spring 2019) – Jack McGinty
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Summer 2019) – Jake Braun
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Summer 2019) – Meg Fortier
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Fall 2019) – Nate
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Fall 2019) – Tash
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Spring 2021) – Waldman
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Spring 2021) – Vanessa
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Summer/Fall 2021) – Sam
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Summer/Fall 2021) – Abby
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Spring 2022) – Corey
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Spring 2022) – Ellie
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Summer 2022) – George
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Summer 2022) – Courtney
1st Star Of The Season (Fall 2018) – Tim K
1st Star Of The Season (Spring 2019) – Campbell
1st Star Of The Season (Summer 2019) – Jake Braun
1st Star Of The Season (Fall 2019) – Austin King
1st Star Of The Season (Spring 2021) – Jack McGinty
1st Star Of The Season (Summer/Fall 2021) – Derek
1st Star Of The Season (Spring 2022) – Miles
1st Star Of The Season (Summer 2022) – Jeff Green
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Fall 2018) – Gabe
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Spring 2019) – Ariel
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Summer 2019) – Mike McCauley
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Fall 2019) – Tadpole Jack
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Spring 2021) – Alex & Danilo
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Summer/Fall 2021) – Alex
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Spring 2022) – Alex & Sig
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Summer 2022) – Simon
Defensewoman Of The Year (Spring 2019) – Carlin
Defensewoman Of The Year (Summer 2019) – Andrea
Defensewoman Of The Year (Fall 2019) – LJ
Defensewoman Of The Year (Spring 2021) – Andrea
Defensewoman Of The Year (Summer/Fall 2021) – Tash
Defensewoman Of The Year (Spring 2022) – Tash
Brosen Goon Award (Fall 2018) – Liz Boylan
Brosen Goon Award (Spring 2019) – Scott Metz
Brosen Goon Award (Summer 2019) – Mike Tarnow
Draft Sleeper (Fall 2018) – Dave Holland
Draft Sleeper (Spring 2019) – Spencer Rabin
Draft Sleeper (Summer 2019) – Jon Herman
Draft Sleeper (Fall 2019) – Scott Metz
Draft Sleeper (Spring 2021) – Mike Wright
Draft Sleeper (Summer/Fall 2021) – Mike Sanchick
Draft Sleeper (Spring 2022) – Amanda Fazio
Draft Sleeper (Summer 2022) – Tom Fitzgerald
JD Butler Memorial Award (Spring 2019) – Justin Sorice
JD Butler Memorial Award (Summer 2019) – Ines Sheppard
JD Butler Memorial Award (Fall 2019) – Tracy Miller
JD Butler Memorial Award (Spring 2021) – Dave GDR
JD Butler Memorial Award (Summer/Fall 2021) – Annie
JD Butler Memorial Award (Spring 2022) – Eli
JD Butler Memorial Award (Summer 2022) – Probie
Player Of The Year (Summer/Fall 2021) – Guido
Player Of The Year (Spring 2022) – Westley
Player Of The Year (Summer 2022) – Sam
*All stats and records current as of 09/21/22