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Week 5 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
Rediohead vs Legally Blonde1st Period:RED (1-0) – Nate (2) (assisted by Tarnow) (12:56)2nd Period:...
Week 8 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Legally Blonde (-1.5 Goals) (-200)My Cup Size Is Stanley (+1.5 Goals) (+140)Over 7.5 Goals (-145)Und...
Weeks 3 & 4 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
Purple Monkey Dishwasher vs Rediohead 1st Period:RED (1-0) – Murad (1) (EN) (unassisted) (1:20)RED...
Week 7 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Return Of The Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-120)Purple Monkey Dishwasher (+2.0 Goals) (-120)Over 6.5 Goals ...
Week 6 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)Rediohead (-2.0 Goals) (-145)Over 5.5 (-105)Under 5.5 (-13...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume II) (Fall 2025)
1) Great Sexpectations Average Rank:Â 1.14Previous Rank: 1 (unchanged)Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â ...
Week 2 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
The Mighty Ducks vs Legally Blonde 1st Period:LEG (1-0) – Emma (1) (unassisted) (3:43)2nd Period:D...
Week 1 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
Return Of The Pie Pie vs Hockey at Glatt’s1st Period:PIE (1-0) – Andrew Levy (1) (assisted b...
Week 5 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Rediohead (-200)Legally Blonde (+140)Over 5.5 Goals (EVEN)Under 5.5 Goals (-145) Notes: AI still has...
Week 4 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Return Of The Clap (-145)The Mighty Ducks (EVEN)Over 6.5 Goals (-120)Under 6.5 Goals (-120) Notes: T...
Week 3 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Purple Monkey Dishwasher (+1.5 Goals) (EVEN)Rediohead (-1.5 Goals) (-145)Over 5.0 Goals (-120)Under ...
Week 2 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
The Mighty Ducks (-1.5 Goals) (-145)Legally Blonde (+1.5 Goals) (EVEN)Over 6.5 Goals (EVEN)Under 6.5...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume I) (Fall 2025)
1) Untitled Sex Team Average Rank:Â 1.67Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 4Standard Deviation:Â 1.041st ...
Week 1 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Return Of The Pie Pie (-3.0 Goals) (-115)Hockey at Glatt’s (+3.0 Goals) (-125)Over 7.0 Goals (...
Prop Bet Opening Lines (Fall 2025)
District Five ChampionshipUntitled Sex Team (+180)Return Of The Pie Pie (+250)Return Of The Clap (+3...
Championship Week Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
The Mighty Ducks (-120)Fertilizin’ Eggs (-120)Over 8.0 Goals (-105)Under 8.0 Goals (-135) Note...
Playoff Pool Review (Summer 2025)
Public opinion was evenly split on this one and with good reason. Purple was the public darling of t...
Week 10 Box Scores (Summer 2025)
The Pie Pie Strikes Back vs Slime Time Live1st Period:STL (1-0) – Steve Rys (3) (assisted by Ariel...
Playoff Week 1 Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
Mean Girls (+2.0 Goals) (-105)My Cup Size Is Stanley (-2.0 Goals) (-135)Over 7.0 Goals (-120)Under 7...
Week 9 Box Scores (Summer 2025)
Silver Stallions vs The Pie Pie Strikes Back 2nd Period:STA (1-0) – Jess (1) (assisted by Minsky) ...
Week 11 Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
The Pie Pie Strikes Back (-2.5 Goals) (-200)Mean Girls (+2.5 Goals) (+135)Over 8.0 Goals (-120)Under...
Week 10 Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
The Pie Pie Strikes Back (-145)Slime Time Live (EVEN)Over 6.5 Goals (-120)Under 6.5 Goals (-120) Not...
Week 9 Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
Silver Stallions (+2.5 Goals) (+125)The Pie Pie Strikes Back (-2.5 Goals) (-170)Over 8.0 Goals (-130...
Updated Prop Bet Lines (Final Week) (Summer 2025)
Team To Win The ChampionshipSex Education or Fertilizin’ Eggs (-160)Field (+110) Team To Win T...
Week 8 Box Scores (Summer 2025)
Fertilizin’ Eggs vs My Cup Size Is Stanley 1st Period:EGG (1-0) – Pete (3) (assisted by Ryan...
Week 7 Box Scores (Summer 2025)
Silver Stallions vs Mean Girls2nd Period:MEAN (1-0) – Emma (1) (unassisted) (0:17)MEAN (2-0) – E...
Week 8.5 Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (-2.0 Goals) (-145)Mean Girls (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)Over 6.5 Goals (-120)Under 6...
Week 6 Box Scores (Summer 2025)
Silver Stallions vs The Pie Pie Strikes Back1st Period:PIE (1-0) – James (4) (assisted by Murad) (...
Week 5 Box Scores (Summer 2025)
Reds N’ Roses vs The Mighty Ducks 1st Period:RNR (1-0) – Craig (1) (assisted by Caitlin) (7:...
Week 8 Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
Fertilizin’ Eggs (+135)My Cup Size Is Stanley (-200)Over 6.5 Goals (-135)Under 6.5 Goals (-105...
Week 7 Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
Silver Stallions (+1.5 Goals) (-105)Mean Girls (-1.5 Goals) (-135)Over 7.5 Goals (-120)Under 7.5 Goa...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume II) (Summer 2025)
T1) Sex Education Average Rank:Â 2.67Previous Rank: 1 (unchanged)Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 7Stan...
Week 4 Box Scores (Summer 2025)
Silver Stallions vs Purple Nurple1st Period:PRP (1-0) – Caleb (2) (assisted by Mitch) (6:33)2nd Pe...
Week 6 Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
Silver Stallions (+2.0 Goals) (-105)The Pie Pie Strikes Back (-2.0 Goals) (-135)Over 7.0 Goals (-160...
Week 5 Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
Reds N’ Roses (-120)The Mighty Ducks (-120)Over 6.5 (-120)Under 6.5 (-120) Notes: Wow, it̵...
D5 Summer Classic Betting Lines Review (Summer 2025)
How’d we do with our Pre-Tournament Betting Lines? Which ones were sharp and which ones were t...
Summer Classic Box Scores & Stats (Summer 2025)
Shortis vs Dirty Mike & The Boys2nd Period:MIKE (1-0) – Ryan (1) (assisted by Joel) (5:59)MIKE...
D5 Summer Classic Lines (Summer 2025)
Note: All player lines include points accrued in all games, including playoffs, but NOT games played...
Week 4 Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
Silver Stallions (+1.5 Goals) (+135)Purple Nurple (-1.5 Goals) (-200)Over 6.0 Goals (-145)Under 6.0 ...
Week 3 Box Scores (Summer 2025)
The Mighty Ducks vs Silver Stallions 1st Period:DUCK (1-0) – Simon (2) (assisted by Dave Zuck) (0:...
Week 2 Box Scores (Summer 2025)
Fertilizin’ Eggs vs The Pie Pie Strikes Back2nd Period:EGG (1-0) – Jenn’s Bartender (1...
Week 3 Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
The Mighty Ducks (-2.0 Goals) (-200)Silver Stallions (+2.0 Goals) (+140)Over 7.5 Goals (-120)Under 7...
D5 Player Poll Results (Summer 2025)
The first ever D5 Player Poll went out last week and the results are in: there are some real sick pe...
Week 2 Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
Fertilizin’ Eggs (-120)The Pie Pie Strikes Back (-120)Over 6.0 Goals (-120)Under 6.0 Goals (-1...
Week 1 Box Scores (Summer 2025)
Mean Girls vs My Cup Size Is Stanley1st Period:CUP (1-0) – Matt Bramson (1) (assisted by Hogg) (2:...
Championship Week Box Scores (Spring 2025)
The Blue Streakers vs Talking Reds1st Period:BLU (1-0) – Annie (2) (assisted by Chad) (0:33)BLU (2...
Week 1 Betting Lines (Take Two) (Summer 2025)
Mean Girls (+2.0 Goals) (+150)My Cup Size Is Stanley (-2.0 Goals) (-230)Over 6.5 Goals (-130)Under 6...
Week 1 Betting Lines (Summer 2025)
Slime Time Live (-145)Purple Nurple (EVEN)Over 6.0 Goals (-120)Under 6.0 Goals (-120) Notes: The ope...
Prop Bet Opening Lines (Summer 2025)
District Five ChampionshipUntitled Sex Team (+150)Fertilizin’ Eggs (+240)The Pie Pie Strikes B...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume I) (Summer 2025)
1) Untitled Blue Team Average Rank: 1.88Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 4Standard Deviati...
