Week 9 Box Scores (Fall 2025)

Purple Monkey Dishwasher vs Return Of The Pie Pie

2nd Period:
PIE (1-0) – Danilo (2) (assisted by James D) (0:35)
PIE (2-0) – Jo Robin (2) (assisted by Ariel) (3:24)
PMD (1-2) – Nick (8) (assisted by Oskar) (10:15)
3rd Period:
PIE (3-1) – Danilo (3) (assisted by Adam Klein) (5:47)
PMD (2-3) – Avik (2) (assisted by Oskar) (8:20)
PIE (4-2) – Rani (1) (assisted by Sheila) (9:11)
PIE (5-2) – Sky Bento (3) (unassisted) (11:25)
PMD (3-5) – Nick (9) (unassisted) (13:46)

GAME NOTES:
The second game of the purple/orange tripleheader which Pie Pie led throughout, but really could’ve gone either way. After no goals in the 1st we got three in the 2nd and five in the 3rd to cash the over and, more importantly for fans of diabetic cats, send orange home with a game two win to set up a deciding game three in this ridiculous midseason series.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Rani (GWG)
2nd – Nick (2G)
1st – Danilo (2G)

I’m Schvitzing vs Rediohead

1st Period:
SCHV (1-0) – Jacob Berkowitz (5) (assisted by Brandon Spreckles) (2:17)
RED (1-1) – Kevin Tuohy (3) (assisted by Carson Wine) (5:53)
3rd Period:
RED (2-1) – Tarnow (4) (assisted by Mike Agaby) (7:32)

GAME NOTES:
A classic Campbell red game where Schvitzing got the better of play and the majority of chances but simply could not sneak one by him aside from an early goal from Jacob just two minutes in. And, as often happens in these kinds of red games, they were opportunistic late, converting a late 2 on 1 for the game winner and then hanging on in the final minutes. 2-1 Rediohead as they move themselves up into the top 3 in the standings with their 4th win in 5 games.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Jacob Berkowitz (Scored On Campbell)
2nd – Tarnow (GWG)
1st – Campbell (W, 1 GA)

Return Of The Pie Pie vs Purple Monkey Dishwasher

1st Period:
PMD (1-0) – Karly (4) (assisted by Avik) (10:05)
3rd Period:
PIE (1-1) – Sky (4) (assisted by Ariel) (6:08)
PIE (2-1) – Rani (2) (assisted by Ariel) (7:06)

GAME NOTES:
The final game of the purple/orange tripleheader (I’d call it the deciding game, but it’s not like the winner got all nine standings points as Jack and Hicks used to request every season). Purple scored late in the 1st and, despite a lot of orange offensive pressure, held the lead and looked like they might be able to run the clock out and get three much needed standings points. But after fielding a facetime from his kids on the bench where they were wrecking shit in his apartment, he came out for his next shift with a vengeance and promptly dished out two assists for the game-tying and game-winning goals. 2-1 Pie Pie as they move up to 2nd place in the standings with their 5th win in their last 6 games.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Sky (GWG)
2nd – Max (W, 1 GA)
1st – Ariel (2A)

I’m Schvitzing vs The MilkMob

1st Period:
SCHV (1-0) – Yehuda (4) (assisted by Tarnow) (6:39)
MILK (1-1) – Hicks (5) (unassisted) (7:46)
MILK (2-1) – Pete (1) (assisted by The Milkman) (13:40)
2nd Period:
MILK (3-1) – Jordan (1) (unassisted) (1:48)
SCHV (2-3) – Jacob Berkowitz (6) (unassisted) (8:55)
SCHV (3-3) – Sean Kittredge (1) (assisted by Ian) (11:43)
MILK (4-3) – Hicks (6) (assisted by The Milkman) (13:40)
3rd Period:
SCHV (4-4) – Jacob Berkowitz (7) (unassisted) (2:48)
MILK (5-4) – Danny Wilson (2) (unassisted) (4:35)
MILK (6-4) – Hicks (7) (unassisted) (6:21)
SCHV (5-6) – Sean Kittredge (2) (assisted by Jacob Berkowitz) (8:55)
MILK (7-5) – Jacob Popeck (2) (assisted by Hicks) (9:41)
MILK (8-5) – The Milkman (2) (EN) (assisted by Jordan) (12:13)

GAME NOTES:
Scoring is up insanely this season and this game was yet another box score that took like 20 minutes to complete. But despite multiple rallies by the high powered Schvitzing offense, MilkMob was able to outscore them with eight goals en route to an 8-5 win that bumps them out of the play-in bracket and keeps their hopes of top six seeding alive.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – The Milkman (1G, 2A)
2nd – Jacob Berkowitz (2G, 1A)
1st – Hicks (2G, 1A)

Great Sexpectations vs My Cup Size Is Stanley

1st Period:
SEX (1-0) – Hicks (9) (assisted by Cardello) (1:40)
SEX (2-0) – Hicks (10) (assisted by Alex) (9:10)
CUP (1-2) – Joe (3) (assisted by James P) (13:00)
CUP (2-2) – Joe (4) (assisted by James P) (13:30)
2nd Period:
SEX (3-2) – Mikey (1) (assisted by Satok) (7:30)
CUP (3-3) – JLP (9) (assisted by Joe) (10:30)
3rd Period:
SEX (4-3) – KG (1) (assisted by Alex) (11:00)
SEX (5-3) – Ryan K (2) (assisted by Cardello) (12:41)

GAME NOTES:
Another solid effort from Cup Size in keeping a game in which they were a multigoal underdog tied heading into the final minutes. Unfortunately, the result was the same as last week as some late magic from Great Sexpectations drove blue to a 5-3 win that pretty much locks up top four seeding and puts them in pole position to lock up a bye directly to the final four.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Hicks (2G)
2nd – Simon (W, 3 GA)
1st – KG (GWG)

The MilkMob vs My Cup Size Is Stanley

1st Period:
CUP (1-0) – JLP (10) (assisted by James P) (6:45)
CUP (2-0) – Wagner (1) (assisted by Joel) (10:00)
MILK (1-2) – Hicks (8) (assisted by Alex) (11:45)
CUP (3-1) – James P (5) (assisted by JLP) (12:30)
2nd Period:
CUP (4-1) – Lucas (4) (unassisted) (2:40)
CUP (5-1) – James P (6) (assisted by Jeff Feldman) (9:32)
MILK (2-5) – Jacob Popeck (3) (assisted by The Milkman) (11:55)
3rd Period:
CUP (6-2) – James P (7) (assisted by JLP) (1:40)
CUP (7-2) – Dave Liang (8) (assisted by Josh Wagner) (3:30)
MILK (3-7) – The Milkman (3) (assisted by Hicks) (3:55)
MILK (4-7) – The Milkman (4) (assisted by Hicks) (9:00)
MILK (5-7) – Hicks (9) (PP) (assisted by Danny) (13:03)

GAME NOTES:
Another wildly high scoring game involving some combo of Cup Size, Schvitz and MilkMob. This is just brutal for the league stats department. Anyways, black jumped out to a 7-2 lead early in the 3rd and looked to cruise to a win but the dairy farm rallied for three goals and a ton of chances that could’ve easily tied the game if not for a career best performance from Travis in net. 7-5 Cup Size.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – JLP (2G, 1A)
2nd – Emma (2G, 1A)
1st – GG (4G, 1A)

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