Pink Panthers (-120)Red Day (-120)Over 7.5 Goals (-120)Under 7.5 Goals (-120) Notes: Just one of the most brutal days of D5 planning in the history
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Week 3 Betting Lines (Summer 2026)
Attack Of The Pie Pie (-1.0 Goals) (-120)Show Bobs (+1.0 Goals) (-120)Over 8.0 Goals (-145)Under 8.0 Goals (EVEN) Notes: This is destined to be a
D5 Prop Pool Summary (Part II) (Summer 2026)
Part II of revealing everyone’s answers to the prop pool and possibly doxxing some people. Ok, just for the last couple questions. ICYMI, Part I
D5 Prop Pool Summary (Part I) (Summer 2026)
With entries for the D5 Prop Pool officially locked as of Monday, a look at how everyone voted (along with my own picks for every
All Time Records Update Post (Mid-2026 Edition)
Since it’s likely that no one except a few true sickos (aka Hicks & Ryan) check the All Time Records & Achievements page with any regularity, here’s
Week 2 Box Scores (Summer 2026)
Show Bobs vs Hootie & The Doug Fish 1st Period:DOUG (1-0) – Amanda (2) (assisted by Bramson) (7:30)DOUG (2-0) – Hootle (3) (assisted by Bramson)
Week 1 Box Scores (Summer 2026)
Merry Pranksters vs Shake ‘n Bake1st Period:PRK (1-0) – Mike Agaby (1) (unassisted) (7:30)PRK (2-0) – Evan (1) (assisted by Mike Agaby) (10:28)PRK (3-0) –
Week 2 Betting Lines (Summer 2026)
Show Bobs (+160)Hootie & The Doug Fish (-250) Over 8.0 Goals (-145)Under 8.0 Goals (EVEN) Notes: Extremely difficult to figure out where to set this
Week 1 Betting Lines (Summer 2026)
Merry Pranksters (+140)Shake ‘n Bake (-200)Over 7.0 Goals (-120)Under 7.0 Goals (-120) Notes: The opening game of the season features two proud longtime franchises seemingly
D5 Power Rankings (Preseason Edition) (Summer 2026)
1) Hockey at Glatt’s Average Rank:Â 1.42Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 3Standard Deviation:Â 0.671st Place Votes:Â 8 of 12 Comments:Â The two time defending champs receive the top spot in the preseason
Prop Bet Opening Lines (Summer 2026)
District Five ChampionshipHockey at Glatt’s (+250)Double Teamed (+250)Untitled Sex Team (+250)Shake ‘n Bake (+450)Red Day (+450)The Royal Sampler (+450)Hootie & The Doug Fish (+450)Attack Of
Championship Week Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Bruise Control (+2.0 Goals) (+150)The Phantom Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-230)Over 6.5 Goals (EVEN)Under 6.5 Goals (-145) Notes: These teams met in the regular season
Playoff Week 1 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
The UMass Football Team (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)Glazin’ Donuts (-2.0 Goals) (-145)Over 6.5 Goals (-105)Under 6.5 Goals (-135) Notes: The first two games of the evening
Playoff Prop Lines (Spring 2026)
District Five ChampionshipThe Phantom Pie Pie (+150)Hockey at Glatt’s (+150)Sex Ed (+335)Chappell Red (+500)Merry Pranksters (+600)Bruise Control (+700)Glazin’ Donuts (+700)Street Meat (+1000)The UMass Football Team (+1000)Pinky Toe (+1500)
D5 Power Rankings (Pre-Playoff Edition) (Spring 2026)
1) The Phantom Pie PieAverage Rank: 1.67Previous Rank: 6 (up 5)Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 3Standard Deviation: 0.711st Place Votes: 4 of 9 Comments: No team had ever gone undefeated in
Week 12 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Chappell Red (-2.5 Goals) (-650)Sex Ed (+2.5 Goals) (+360)Over 8.5 Goals (-120)Under 8.5 Goals (-120) Notes: Blue was originally supposed to play at 9:50 against
Week 11 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
Sex Ed vs Hockey at Glatt’s1st Period:GLAT (1-0) – Everett (16) (assisted by Glattman) (8:25)GLAT (2-0) – Ryann (4) (assisted by Glattman) (9:47)3rd Period:GLAT (3-0)
Weeks 9 & 10 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
Hockey at Glatt’s vs The UMass Football Team1st Period:GLAT (1-0) – Glattman (8) (assisted by Everett)2nd Period:GLAT (2-0) – Ryann (2) (assisted by Dax)GLAT (3-0)
Week 11 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Sex Ed (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)Hockey at Glatt’s (-2.0 Goals) (-145)Over 9.0 (-200)Under 9.0 (+140) Notes: This was the marquee game on the schedule with the
Week 10 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Merry Pranksters (-2.0 Goals) (-145)The UMass Football Team (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)Over 7.5 Goals (EVEN)Under 7.5 Goals (-145) Notes: UMass is missing Joe Magosin which continues
Weeks 7 & 8 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
Bruise Control vs Chappell Red1st Period:BRC (1-0) – Bramson (7) (assisted by Simon) (12:42)2nd Period:BRC (2-0) – Mike Milstein (2) (assisted by Mason) (6:49)3rd Period:BRC
Week 9 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Hockey at Glatt’s (-2.0 Goals) (-230)The UMass Football Team (+2.0 Goals) (+150)Over 8.0 Goals (-120)Under 8.0 Goals (-120) Notes: At full strength, despite the vast
Week 8 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Merry Pranksters (-2.5 Goals) (-120)Baja Blast (+2.5 Goals) (-120)Over 9.0 Goals (-110)Under 9.0 Goals (-130) Notes: These teams met two weeks ago and the result
Week 7 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Bruise Control (+150)Chappell Red (-230)Over 7.5 Goals (-130)Under 7.5 Goals (-110) Notes: It’s been way too long since we did some kind of Les Mis
Weeks 5 & 6 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
Glazin’ Donuts vs The MilkMob1st Period:MILK (1-0) – Hicks (1) (assisted by Tom White) (0:42)GLAZ (1-1) – Ryan (5) (assisted by Tarnow) (4:50)MILK (2-1) –
Week 6 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
The UMass Football Team (+2.0 Goals) (-120)The Phantom Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-120)Over 7.5 Goals (-120)Under 7.5 Goals (-120) Notes: This would have been probably
Weeks 3 & 4 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
The Phantom Pie Pie vs Glazin’ Donuts1st Period:PIE (1-0) – Craig (2) (EN) (assisted by James D) (0:08)PIE (2-0) – Chris (1) (EN) (assisted by
Week 5 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Glazin’ Donuts (-2.5 Goals) (-120)The MilkMob (+2.5 Goals) (-120)Over 8.0 Goals (-145)Under 8.0 Goals (EVEN) Notes: The goaltending situation was looking pretty dire yesterday as
Week 4 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Pinky Toe (-1.0 Goals) (-230)Merry Pranksters (+1.0 Goals) (+150)Over 7.5 Goals (-145)Under 7.5 Goals (EVEN) Notes: Pink rolls into this matchup badly in need of
Updated Prop Bet Lines (Week 3 Edition) (Spring 2026)
District Five ChampionshipSex Ed, Hockey at Glatt’s or The Phantom Pie Pie (-135)Field (-110) Team To Make Final FourHockey at Glatt’s (-300)Glazin’ Donuts (-250)The Phantom
Week 3 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Reminder: All game streams can now be found on the league YouTube page. We will also be testing out an AI cameraman tonight for the
Weeks 1 & 2 Box Scores (Spring 2026)
Editor’s Note: Highlights and such will return next week as we are currently testing out some new stuff with the streams. Stay tuned.Baja Blast vs
Week 2 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
The MilkMob (+1.5 Goals) (EVEN)Sex Ed (-1.5 Goals) (-145)Over 7.5 Goals (-135)Under 7.5 Goals (-105) Notes: The opening game of the season for both teams
Week 1 Betting Lines (Spring 2026)
Baja Blast (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)The Phantom Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-145)Over 7.0 Goals (-130)Under 7.0 Goals (-110) Notes: The opening game of the season sees
D5 Power Rankings (Volume I) (Spring 2026)
1) Sex EdAverage Rank:Â 1.83Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 6Standard Deviation:Â 2.041st Place Votes:Â 5 of 6 Comments:Â For the 7th straight preseason power rankings, blue receives the most votes and thus
Prop Bet Opening Lines (Spring 2026)
District Five ChampionshipSex Ed (+300)Glazin’ Donuts (+300)Hockey at Glatt’s (+600)Chappell Red (+600)The MilkMob (+600)Street Meat (+600)The UMass Football Team (+600)The Phantom Pie Pie (+600)Pinky Toe (+600)Bruise Control (+800)Merry
Spring 2026 Front Office Previews
With the draft just under ten hours away, a look at each team’s unique front office situation, what the hell they did last year what
All Time Records Update Post (2026 Edition)
Since it’s likely that no one except a few true sickos check the All Time Records & Achievements page with any regularity, here’s some info on what’s
Championship Week Lines (Fall 2025)
Hockey at Glatt’s (+1.5 Goals) (-120)Great Sexpectations (-1.5 Goals) (-120)Over 6.5 Goals (-120)Under 6.5 Goals (-120) Notes: The first matchup of championship weekend pits a
D5 Prop Pool Review (Fall 2025)
Before the season, five league insiders / degen gamblers bet on every single preseason opening prop line for $100 each. A look back on each
Playoff Week 1 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
I’m Schvitzing (+2.5 Goals) (+140)Return Of The Clap (-2.5 Goals) (-200)Over 6.5 Goals (-145)Under 6.5 Goals (EVEN) Notes: At full strength this would have been
D5 Power Rankings (Pre-Playoff Edition) (Fall 2025)
T1) Great Sexpectations Average Rank:Â 1.60Previous Rank: 1 (unchanged)Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 3Standard Deviation:Â 0.891st Place Votes:Â 3 of 5 Comments:Â Blue heads into the playoffs with the #1 seed for
Week 12 & Play-In Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Legally Blonde (-4.0 Goals) (-130)My Cup Size Is Stanley (+4.0 Goals) (-110)Over 9.5 Goals (-145)Under 9.5 Goals (EVEN) Notes: This is a tough line to
Week 9 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
Purple Monkey Dishwasher vs Return Of The Pie Pie 2nd Period:PIE (1-0) – Danilo (2) (assisted by James D) (0:35)PIE (2-0) – Jo Robin (2)
Week 8 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
Legally Blonde vs My Cup Size Is Stanley 1st Period:LEG (1-0) – Emma (4) (assisted by Adam Klein) (5:00)LEG (2-0) – GG (1) (unassisted) (7:46)2nd
Week 11 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
A$$ Fault Green (+2.0 Goals) (+150)Return Of The Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-230)Over 7.5 Goals (-145)Under 7.5 Goals (EVEN) Notes: This Rosh Hashana, celebrate the
Week 10 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
A$$ Fault Green (+4.0 Goals) (-120)Hockey at Glatt’s (-4.0 Goals) (-120)Over 8.5 Goals (-120)Under 8.5 Goals (-120) Notes: I’m in Shelter Island and have only
Weeks 6 & 7 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
My Cup Size Is Stanley vs Rediohead 1st Period:CUP (1-0) – James LaPorte (3) (assisted by Adam Caslow) (4:00)RED (1-1) – Tarnow (1) (unassisted) (5:56)RED
Week 9 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Purple Monkey Dishwasher (EVEN)Return Of The Pie Pie (-145)Over 6.5 Goals (-145)Under 6.5 Goals (EVEN) Notes: Game two of a three game series between these
Week 5 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
Rediohead vs Legally Blonde1st Period:RED (1-0) – Nate (2) (assisted by Tarnow) (12:56)2nd Period:RED (2-0) – KG (2) (assisted by Matt Beller) (1:53)RED (3-0) –
Week 8 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Legally Blonde (-1.5 Goals) (-200)My Cup Size Is Stanley (+1.5 Goals) (+140)Over 7.5 Goals (-145)Under 7.5 Goals (EVEN) Notes: Cup Size is missing so many
Weeks 3 & 4 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
Purple Monkey Dishwasher vs Rediohead 1st Period:RED (1-0) – Murad (1) (EN) (unassisted) (1:20)RED (2-0) – Kevin Tuohy (1) (EN) (unassisted) (5:33)PMD (1-2) – Cedric
Week 7 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Return Of The Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-120)Purple Monkey Dishwasher (+2.0 Goals) (-120)Over 6.5 Goals (-130)Under 6.5 Goals (-110) Notes: This is the first leg
Week 6 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)Rediohead (-2.0 Goals) (-145)Over 5.5 (-105)Under 5.5 (-135) Notes: The Friday night special with both teams of course
D5 Power Rankings (Volume II) (Fall 2025)
1) Great Sexpectations Average Rank:Â 1.14Previous Rank: 1 (unchanged)Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 2Standard Deviation:Â 0.381st Place Votes:Â 6 of 7 Comments:Â Blue maintains the top spot in the rankings with a
Week 2 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
The Mighty Ducks vs Legally Blonde 1st Period:LEG (1-0) – Emma (1) (unassisted) (3:43)2nd Period:DUCK (1-1) – Sarah (2) (assisted by Yehuda Silverman) (1:27)LEG (2-1)
Week 1 Box Scores (Fall 2025)
Return Of The Pie Pie vs Hockey at Glatt’s1st Period:PIE (1-0) – Andrew Levy (1) (assisted by Rani Schulman) (7:43)PIE (2-0) – Sky Bento (1)
Week 5 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Rediohead (-200)Legally Blonde (+140)Over 5.5 Goals (EVEN)Under 5.5 Goals (-145) Notes: AI still has a long way to go as can be seen by the
Week 4 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Return Of The Clap (-145)The Mighty Ducks (EVEN)Over 6.5 Goals (-120)Under 6.5 Goals (-120) Notes: This is a rematch of a matchup that happened three
Week 3 Betting Lines (Fall 2025)
Purple Monkey Dishwasher (+1.5 Goals) (EVEN)Rediohead (-1.5 Goals) (-145)Over 5.0 Goals (-120)Under 5.0 Goals (-120) Notes: Ah yes, a return to the old days of
