Hockey At Glatt’s (-1.5 Goals) (-200)
Attack Of The Pie Pie (+1.5 Goals) (+140)
Over 8.5 Goals (-120)
Under 8.5 Goals (-120)
Notes: Orange will finally have their goalie Jeff Green in for this game but seem to be missing at least some of the Jefferies crew, along with James trying to figure out if he can shuttle up for this game, back down to the East Village to play for Rens and then back up for orange’s second game. I have no idea how that would work for someone who was a master of logistics, let alone James. Glatt’s, meanwhile, traded into this slot which tells me they are extremely pleased with the roster they are going to ice tonight. I know for a fact Ev and Glatt are both in for this one as well as Zuck, coming in hot after a pretty wild BTSH sub drama. It’s definitely not as strong a Glatt’s team as the past two seasons but they can beat anyone on any given day (the current top team’s only loss is to them) and they’re also heating up going into the playoff stretch run. I think they’re rounding into form which is going to be an absolute nightmare for someone come playoff time. 6-3 Glatts.
Sexual Misconduct (-145)
Red Day (EVEN)
Over 8.0 Goals (-120)
Under 8.0 Goals (-120)
Notes: Red is missing Campbell, away in Europe on his latest bender, and also is probably missing a few more players seeing as its a Sunday night. I think their goalie is Chris but he hasn’t yet confirmed. Meanwhile, on the heels of a team dinner that took years off my life, blue has 12 RSVPs for in and zero for out. You have to love that type of commitment to the team vision that only a dinner at Patrizia’s and multiple afterparties which I barely remember can bring.
Red’s making a run for 2nd place while blue is currently in 10th, albeit with the most games remaining of any team. It seems crazy to favor blue in this one, but I’m doing it anyways. My body still hurts.
Red Day (-2.0 Goals) (-200)
Attack Of The Pie Pie (+2.0 Goals) (+140)
Over 8.0 Goals (-120)
Under 8.0 Goals (-120)
Notes: For this one red will be using Tyler in net while orange will obtain the services of the WTP goalie who I’ve never seen play but have been told is solid. Orange just needs to pick up one point in their final three games to avoid the play-in matchup. I think they would have had a decent shot in this matchup but the absences of Danilo and Jeff Green for this game are huge. Red is nothing if not consistent and clinical and I think they’re a brutal matchup for a shorthanded squad still trying to figure out ball hockey. Sneaky blowout potential in this one as long as they’re not missing most of the roster. 6-2 Red Day.
Pink Panthers (+2.5 Goals) (+150)
Hootie & The Doug Fish (-2.5 Goals) (-230)
Over 8.5 Goals (-120)
Under 8.5 Goals (-120)
Notes: Both teams are shorthanded for this one with camo’s defense apparently decimated while pink appears to currently have three people RSVP’d in. The difference, of course, is that one of these teams has struggled when they don’t have a full roster and the other is a dominant 7-1 right now with true championship aspirations. I don’t know how many people camo would have to be missing to not be favored in this one, but it’s likely way more than they are missing tonight. 7-4 Doug Fish.
Sexual Misconduct (-120)
Shake ‘n Bake (-120)
Over 8.5 Goals (EVEN)
Under 8.5 Goals (-145)
Notes: A classic D5 matchup between two teams who have close to full attendance for a beautiful Sunday night of hockey. Navy has looked awesome all season and are currently 3rd in the standings with a real chance to jump up to 2nd or even 1st if pink somehow beats camo in the earlier game. Blue, meanwhile is in 10th due to some absolutely wild losses but also has the most games in the league left to play due to almost every rainout having taken place on a night when they had a game. It’s their second game of the night and for many players third game of the day but not sure how much that really matters for a group of elite athletes coming off a Patrizias dinner. Shake n’ Bake has been blowing teams out all season but I think this one is going to be a close one either way. If I had to bet, I’d take the under.
Shake ‘n Bake (-3.0 Goals) (-120)
Pink Panthers (+3.0 Goals) (-120)
Over 9.0 Goals (-120)
Under 9.0 Goals (-120)
Notes: Pink was originally in the fist timeslot of the night from the game that they very unfortunately chose to reschedule from Wednesday because they had rain fears but it turned out to be one of the most beautiful weather nights of the season. A real shame too because they then traded into this timeslot so Yehuda (and presumably Sophia and Brooke) could play for Rens, only to have a grand total of three players for this late game. Subs will have to be found, but against a full strength and highly motivated navy team, I think this is going to be an ugly one. 8-3 Shake n’ Bake. See ya tonight.