Author: aryastark1994

Sexperts (+135)The Grassholes (-200)Over 6.5 (-145)Under 6.5 (EVEN) Notes: Green has a full roster in for this one while blue currently has six guys, two

Sexperts (-230)Melrose Home (+150)Over 6.5 (-135)Under 6.5 (-105) Notes: Yellow becomes the third team to finish up tonight in the penultimate night of the Fall

The Sharks (-125)My Cup Size Is Stanley (-115)Over 6.5 (-135)Under 6.5 (-105) Notes: I know I often make fun of AI art in this space

Melrose Home (-115)Tropic Thunder (-125)Over 6.5 (-110)Under 6.5 (-130) Notes: I still can’t believe that more people were down to play tonight than last Friday

Merry Pranksters (-320)Red Sabbath (+200)Over 6.0 (-105)Under 6.0 (-135) Notes: It’s Rosh Hashanah (kind of) and a mini three game slate kicks off the weekend.

Merry Pranksters (-120)My Cup Size Is Stanley (-120)Over 7.0 (-125)Under 7.0 (-115) Notes: I am consistently amazed at both the beauty and the horror of

Melrose Home (+2.0 Goals) (+130)The Grassholes (-2.0 Goals) (-175)Over 6.0 (-130)Under 6.0 (-110) Notes: The Grassholes are suddenly the hottest team in D5 and quite

MelRose Home (EVEN)Red Sabbath (-145)Over 6.0 (-110)Under 6.0 (-130) Notes: MelRose is missing Chucky Perks, Wes, Robyn and Erik with Russo a solid maybe. Red is

Red (-120)The MilkMob (-120)Over 6.5 (-105)Under 6.5 (-135) Notes: One of the most exciting debuts in league history takes place tonight in the opening game

District Five ChampionshipThe Sharks or Tropic Thunder (+150)Blue or The MilkMob (+250)The Halloweenies or My Cup Size Is Stanley (+250)Flickin’ Bean (+400)Green (+500)Merry Pranksters (+500)Yellow

My Cup Size Is Stanley (+2.0 Goals) (-160)Red Floyd (-2.0 Goals) (+110)Over 6.5 (-105)Under 6.5 (-135) Notes: This looked like it could shape up to

Merry Pranksters (+200)UPS (-320)Over 7.5 (-130)Under 7.5 (-110) Notes: UPS was a trendy preseason pick but quickly fell on tough times, particularly defensively when they

Layin’ Pipe (-2.0 Goals) (-200)SexyBack (+2.0 Goals) (+140)Over 7.5 (-120)Under 7.5 (-120)Notes: After a seemingly never-ending hangover from whatever the hell went down in Nashville,

White Walkers (+3.5 Goals) (+140)Layin’ Pipe (-3.5 Goals) (-200)Over 7.5 Goals (-110)Under 7.5 Goals (-130) Notes: First off, that image isn’t AI art but is

Merry Pranksters (+2.0 Goals) (+130) Ninja Turtles (-2.0 Goals) (-175)Over 6.5 Goals (-145)Under 6.5 Goals (EVEN)Notes: No idea if these games are happening. Doesn’t seem

Merry Pranksters (-165)The Seahorses (+120)Over 7.0 Goals (-135)Under 7.0 Goals (-105) Notes: These teams already met a few weeks ago as the Pranksters triumphed to

White Walkers (-110)Ninja Turtles (-130)Over 7.0 Goals (+115)Under 7.0 Goals (-160) Notes: White Walkers are missing Nolan, Satok and Pelletier while Ninja Turtles are missing

Red Floyd (-250)UPS (+160)Over 7.5 (-110)Under 7.5 (-130) Notes: This over/under was so rough to sort out. UPS gives up more goals than any team

District Five ChampionshipSexyBack (+145)Red Floyd (+240) Layin’ Pipe (+240)The GoldMembers (+280)Ninja Turtles (+350)My Cup Size Is Stanley (+550)UPS (+720)Merry Pranksters (+1200)White Walkers (+1200)The Seahorses (+1400)

Merry Pranksters (+2.0 Goals) (+160) Layin’ Pipe (-2.0 Goals) (-250)Over 6.5 (-130)Under 6.5 (-110) Notes: The Pranksters come into this game off a big time win

The GoldMembers (+115)Ninja Turtles (-160)Over 6.5 (-120)Under 6.5 (-120) Notes: Another season, another Friday spent watching the rain forecast all day, fielding texts from confused players/captains and

Red Floyd (-2.0 Goals) (-170)Merry Pranksters (+2.0 Goals) (+125)Over 6.5 (-120)Under 6.5 (-120) Notes: Opening day is here and with it, all sorts of excitement,

District Five ChampionshipBlue (+225) Ninja Turtles (+280)UPS (+330)Gold (+400)Layin’ Pipe (+400)Red (+560)Yellow (+700)My Cup Size Is Stanley (+700)Merry Pranksters (+700)White Walkers (+900) Team To Make

Julie’s Football Club (+190)The Smurfs (-300)Over 5.5 (EVEN)Under 5.5 (-145) Notes: Zisser remains dead from Saturday’s electric excursion to Acme and is a GTD to

Mojo Jojo (-1.0 Goals) (-200)Red Cheeks (+1.0 Goals) (+140)Over 6.5 (-115)Under 6.5 (-125) Notes: Green is coming into this game with a decimated roster and will likely

District Five ChampionshipThe Smurfs (+120)Clappin’ Cheeks (+200)Merry Pranksters (+250)Oh, Deer! (+325)Mojo Jojo (+450)Mel’s Power Trip (+450)The Hart Foundation (+450)Julie’s Football Club (+660)Red Cheeks (+1000) Team To Appear In District Five Championship GameThe Smurfs (-300)Clappin’ Cheeks (-160)Merry

The Hart Foundation (-130)Merry Pranksters (-110)Over 6.5 (-135)Under 6.5 (-105) Notes: These two teams met on my birthday earlier this season in what I had as one

Clappin’ Cheeks (-220)Red Cheeks (+145)Over 8.0 (-120)Under 8.0 (-120)Notes: Cheeks Bowl Part III and both teams seem to be shorthanded. Well, black leopard cheeks certainly

Oh, Deer! (-2.5 Goals) (-135)The Golden Girls (+2.5 Goals) (-105)Over 8.0 (-120)Under 8.0 (-120) Notes: Hicks and Tom have been one of the dirtiest combos in the league

Julie’s Football Club (+2.0 Goals) (-105)Red Cheeks (-2.0 Goals) (-135)Over 7.5 (-120)Under 7.5 (-120) Notes: On paper this game looks like it should go one

Red Cheeks (-2.0 Goals) (EVEN)The Hart Foundation (+2.0 Goals) (-145)Over 7.5 (-135)Under 7.5 (-105) Notes: I have no idea what the fuck is going on today. Like legitimately

Red Cheeks (+2.0 Goals) (-120)Clappin’ Cheeks (-2.0 Goals) (-120)Over 8.0 (-135)Under 8.0 (-105) Notes: The first annual Cheeks bowl comes to town as I still can’t believe 20%