My Cup Size Is Stanley (-2.5 Goals) (-120)
The MilkMob (+2.5 Goals) (-120)
Over 6.5 Goals (-145)
Under 6.5 Goals (EVEN)
Notes: By some absolute miracle of the lord the forecast has cleared up and we’re going to try to play tonight. I have no idea what most lineups look like but the people demand lines, even on a night when no one expected to play, so I have to make Cup Size a multigoal favorite here even though MilkMob did play really well in both their games Friday night. Sadly all anyone will remember is AJ scoring a goalie goal and Luca French showing up blackout drunk after prom with his shirt off. What an evening it was.
Team Pie Pie (-320)Beatin’ Meat Crankin’ Hog (+200)
Over 6.5 Goals (-130)
Under 6.5 Goals (-110)
Notes: Russo didn’t think we were playing tonight so he didn’t bring his hockey shit to the office, rendering orange somewhat short for this one. They’ll have a D sub but also Hog won’t have Nick and their depth was already on the painful side of shaky. Orange to win.
Mace Windu (-1.5 Goals) (-130)Beatin’ Meat Crankin’ Hog (+1.5 Goals) (-110)
Over 6.0 Goals (-120)
Under 6.0 Goals (-120)
Notes: I feel pretty much the same way about this game as the previous one; I’d be backing Hog as a spicy upset pick if they had the right lineup but with Nick scratched, the right lineup this certainly is not. That said, we might have a D5 first here as Tommy asked me if his barber could plug his shit in and give him a haircut at the rink. I really need to see this so my answer was a definitive yes. Mace to win the game, Hog to win the swag competition.
My Cup Size Is Stanley (+1.0 Goals) (+140)
The Blue Streakers (-1.0 Goals) (-200)
Over 6.5 Goals (-120)
Under 6.5 Goals (-120)
Notes: Commissioner Bowl 47 (no idea how many it’s actually been) and I guess Jenn has most players in except Luca Isaac and Schooler. Corey is trying to talk his way into this game but realistically no one’s letting his Canadian ass in here. I’m expecting scoring as black has had a penchant for being involved in high scoring games all season (mostly against them pre-trade and mostly by them post-trade). I think blue has to be favored because that’s where the public money is heading but with one of the shortest benches of the season, it might end up being a close one.
The Grassholes (+1.0 Goals) (-120)
Talking Reds (-1.0 Goals) (-120)
Over 5.5 Goals (-120)
Under 5.5 Goals (-120)
Notes: Green should have a full lineup. Red has Sonj subbing for Campbell and apparently Tarnow is a GTD. I’m not really sure what to think honestly. See ya tonight.