District Five Championship
Untitled Sex Team (+150)
Fertilizin’ Eggs (+240)
The Pie Pie Strikes Back (+240)
The Mighty Ducks (+340)
Slime Time Live (+340)
The MilkMob (+420)
Purple Nurple (+420)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (+450)
Reds N’ Roses (+575)
Silver Stallions (+800)
Mean Girls (+800)
District Five Championship
Untitled Sex Team, Fertilizin’ Eggs or The Pie Pie Strikes Back (-220)
Field (+140)
Team To Make Final Four
The Mighty Ducks (-200)
Slime Time Live (-165)
The MilkMob (-120)
Purple Nurple (EVEN)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (+130)
Reds N’ Roses (+240)
Silver Stallions (+500)
Mean Girls (+500)
Which Team Will Finish Higher In The Standings?
Slime Time Live (-145)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (EVEN)
Which Team Will Finish Higher In The Standings?
Fertilizin’ Eggs (EVEN)
The Pie Pie Strikes Back (-145)
District Five Scoring Title
Jew (+175)
Goy (-300)
Notes: Levine not considered Jewish, somehow. We do have Chad, Jo, Gelman, both Yehudas…bet against us at your own risk.
District Five Scoring Title
Canadian (+200)
Field (-340)
Notes: Brief list of confirmed Canadian dudes: Chad, Simon, Nick, Goose. Sportsbook manager retains final say as to who is actually considered Canadian and his word supercedes any passports, citizenship documents or photos of guys eating poutine.
Scoring Champion Total Points
Over 20.5 (-120)
Under 20.5 (-120)
Rookie Of The Year (all bets action)
Emma (-130)
Craig or Shaun (+160)
Anyone On Blue (+185)
Field (+330)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Hicks (-145)
James Pereira (EVEN)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Chad (EVEN)
Ryan Levine (-145)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Andrew (-120)
Alex (-120)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Pete (+140)
Yehuda (-185)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Brooke (-120)
Sheila (-120)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Sarah Hoffman (-110)
Dana Thomas (-130)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Tommy (-120)
Cardello (-120)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Nick (EVEN)
Sam Gelman (-145)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Jason Reape (-120)
The Milkman (-120)
Lower GAA (Regular Season Only; Must Start At Least Five Games)
Jeff Green (-110)
Sonj (-130)
Lower GAA (Regular Season Only; Must Start At Least Five Games)
Zisser (-120)
Max (-120)
Lower GAA (Regular Season Only; Must Start At Least Five Games)
Carl (-120)
APK (-120)
What # Will Be Greater?
The MilkMob Standings Points (-225)
Hicks + Fusco Goals (+150)
What # Will Be Greater?
Orange Team Season Wins (+135)
Gelman Goals (-200)
What # Will Be Greater?
Black Team Season Points (+140)
Lucas Points (-200)
What # Will Be Greater?
New Yehuda Points (+145)
Old Yehuda Points Times Two (-210)
How Many Games Will Go To OT? (Regular Season Only)
Over 7.5 (-135)
Under 7.5 (-105)
Grand Salami (Total Goals For The Season; Regular Season Only)
Over 353.5 (-120)
Under 353.5 (-120)
When Will The Championship Be Played?
July 29 (-130)
July 30 or 31 (EVEN)
Any Other Date (+300)
FAN REQUESTED PROP LINES
One Of Three Final Goalies Drafted To Make It To The Finals
Yes (+170)
No (-260)
Editor’s Note: Bringing this back from last season as it’s a truly fascinating line. This is the most balanced goalie pool we’ve ever had by far. In taking this bet you are basically taking silver, green or purple to make it to the finals.
What # Will Be Greater
Cup Size Losses By 3+ Goals (-320)
Jenn Points + PIM (+200)
Editor’s Note: This is a really tough one. It’s likely they have at least one blowout loss this season and possibly more if Hogg or Hill are forced to miss games. On the other hand, is Jenn going to get one of those miracle assists where she gives the ball to a guy who dangles through the whole team and scores? Will she be called for a penalty if she trucks someone or will the ref call it on the guy getting trucked? Many factors here to consider. Push seems the likeliest outcome but forced to choose one, my money would be on the blowout losses.
What Will Be Greater?
Minsky Passes (-320)
Minsky Strikeouts @ Dorrian’s (+200)
Editor’s Note: Yehuda escapes this category but I’ll still use this picture because he hit on both these women in the captain’s chat last weekend. Like I said, I thought I’d seen D5ers attempt to get laid everywhere and in every possible scenario, but in the captains chat was a new one. Well done (don’t think it worked though).
