Author: aryastark1994

Red Floyd (-2.0 Goals) (-170)Merry Pranksters (+2.0 Goals) (+125)Over 6.5 (-120)Under 6.5 (-120) Notes: Opening day is here and with it, all sorts of excitement,

District Five ChampionshipBlue (+225) Ninja Turtles (+280)UPS (+330)Gold (+400)Layin’ Pipe (+400)Red (+560)Yellow (+700)My Cup Size Is Stanley (+700)Merry Pranksters (+700)White Walkers (+900) Team To Make

Julie’s Football Club (+190)The Smurfs (-300)Over 5.5 (EVEN)Under 5.5 (-145) Notes: Zisser remains dead from Saturday’s electric excursion to Acme and is a GTD to

Mojo Jojo (-1.0 Goals) (-200)Red Cheeks (+1.0 Goals) (+140)Over 6.5 (-115)Under 6.5 (-125) Notes: Green is coming into this game with a decimated roster and will likely

District Five ChampionshipThe Smurfs (+120)Clappin’ Cheeks (+200)Merry Pranksters (+250)Oh, Deer! (+325)Mojo Jojo (+450)Mel’s Power Trip (+450)The Hart Foundation (+450)Julie’s Football Club (+660)Red Cheeks (+1000) Team To Appear In District Five Championship GameThe Smurfs (-300)Clappin’ Cheeks (-160)Merry

The Hart Foundation (-130)Merry Pranksters (-110)Over 6.5 (-135)Under 6.5 (-105) Notes: These two teams met on my birthday earlier this season in what I had as one

Clappin’ Cheeks (-220)Red Cheeks (+145)Over 8.0 (-120)Under 8.0 (-120)Notes: Cheeks Bowl Part III and both teams seem to be shorthanded. Well, black leopard cheeks certainly

Oh, Deer! (-2.5 Goals) (-135)The Golden Girls (+2.5 Goals) (-105)Over 8.0 (-120)Under 8.0 (-120) Notes: Hicks and Tom have been one of the dirtiest combos in the league

Julie’s Football Club (+2.0 Goals) (-105)Red Cheeks (-2.0 Goals) (-135)Over 7.5 (-120)Under 7.5 (-120) Notes: On paper this game looks like it should go one

Red Cheeks (-2.0 Goals) (EVEN)The Hart Foundation (+2.0 Goals) (-145)Over 7.5 (-135)Under 7.5 (-105) Notes: I have no idea what the fuck is going on today. Like legitimately

Red Cheeks (+2.0 Goals) (-120)Clappin’ Cheeks (-2.0 Goals) (-120)Over 8.0 (-135)Under 8.0 (-105) Notes: The first annual Cheeks bowl comes to town as I still can’t believe 20%

The Golden Girls (-130)Julie’s Football Club (-110)Over 7.0 (-105)Under 7.0 (-135) Notes: Two teams badly in need of a win kick off a week four slate of

Merry Pranksters (-2.5 Goals) (-130)The Golden Girls (+2.5 Goals) (-110)Over 8.0 (-130)Under 8.0 (-110) Notes: Both teams, after requesting the first week+ off for Passover, should have most

Mojo Jojo (+1.5 Goals) (+150)The Smurfs (-1.5 Goals) (-225)Over 7.5 (-130)Under 7.5 (-110) Notes: Two teams drafted by me face off in the first game of the

Julie’s Football Club (+4.0 Goals) (+150)Merry Pranksters (-4.0 Goals) (-220)Over 9.5 (-120)Under 9.5 (-120) Notes: Week one of the Spring season kicks off with probably the worst goalie

District Five ChampionshipBlue (+150)Mojo Jojo (+300)The Hart Foundation (+300)Clappin’ Cheeks (+300)Oh Deer (+360)Merry Pranksters (+360)Mel’s Power Trip (+450)Red Cheeks (+625)The Golden Girls (+1000)Julie’s Football Club

Big Deke Energy (-120)Red Eyed Peas (-120)Over 8.0 (-120)Under 8.0 (-120) Notes: An elite matchup between two of the elite teams in the league. You

Unfortunately I don’t have enough photos of Ridzik for any type of variety in the images I post with his usually unhinged commentary. I’ve known

Bada Bing (+210)96th Street Bastards (-340)Over 8.0 Goals (-120)Under 8.0 Goals (-120) Notes: Finally, the playoffs are back so this calls for the Tony Soprano

Merry Pranksters (-120)Jewish Golden Calfs (-120)Over 7.5 (-120)Under 7.5 (-120) Notes: The Fall 2023 season wraps up this evening with a short two game slate that

Bluebies (-1.5 Goals) (-145)Merry Pranksters (+1.5 Goals) (EVEN)Over 7.5 (-130)Under 7.5 (-110) Notes: The Pranksters finally have their big guns in for a game as Gelman will be

Jewish Golden Calfs (-105)Red Eyed Peas (-135)Over 7.5 (-120)Under 7.5 (-120) Notes: Sadly we are not leading off this round of previews with any Zisser waterfall related content

96th Street Bastards (+120)Shooting Blancs (-165)Over 7.5 (-110)Under 7.5 (-130) Notes: It’s that magical day of the year that everyone looks forward to when the world

District Five ChampionshipBlue (+155)Red (+240)White (+240)Black, Yellow or Tie Dye (+300)Pink, Gold or Purple (+300) Which Team Will Finish Higher In The Standings?Jewish Golden Calfs

Red Eyed Peas (-120)Big Deke Energy (-120)Over 9.0 (-120)Under 9.0 (-120) Notes: The Lonely Island themed betting lines for week 4 were so well received that I

Shooting Blancs (-3.5 Goals) (-160)Merry Pranksters (+3.5 Goals) (+115)Over 8.5 (-110)Under 8.5 (-130) Notes: Yes indeed it is week 4 of the Fall 2023 season despite what your

After a long than expected hiatus, we are somehow back in just one week’s time. In lieu of a really nice welcome back email about

On Tuesdays We Wear Pink (+2.0 Goals) (-105)Merry Pranksters (-2.0 Goals) (-135)Over 7.0 (-120)Under 7.0 (-120) Notes: Sick throwback pic to the time it rained during the semis

Big Deke Energy (-180)Red Eyed Peas (+135) Notes: Red enter the season with their lowest preseason ranking since Nate took over and with some skepticism about

The Lavender Llamas (-120)MelRose Place (-120)Over 6.0 (-110)Under 6.0 (-130)Notes: The Llamas were left for dead by much of the public, evidenced by the results of