District Five Championship
The Sharks or Tropic Thunder (+150)
Blue or The MilkMob (+250)
The Halloweenies or My Cup Size Is Stanley (+250)
Flickin’ Bean (+400)
Green (+500)
Merry Pranksters (+500)
Yellow (+630)
Red (+875)
Team To Make Final Four
Tropic Thunder (-200)
Flickin’ Bean (-150)
Green (+130)
Merry Pranksters (+155)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (+155)
Yellow (+200)
The MilkMob (+200)
Red (+225)
Which Team Will Finish Higher In The Standings?
Merry Pranksters (-145)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (EVEN)
Which Team Will Finish Higher In The Standings?
The Sharks (-200)
Flickin’ Bean (+140)
District Five Scoring Title
Hicks, Ryan Or Anyone Whose First Name Starts With J (-145)
Field (EVEN)
District Five Scoring Title
LBS or Vertz Player (+110)
Field (-160)
District Five Scoring Title
Jew (-120)
Goy (-120)
Notes: Levine not considered Jewish, somehow. Bet against us at your own risk.
District Five Scoring Title
Canadian (+150)
Field (-240)
Notes: Brief list of confirmed Canadian dudes: Sam, Chad, Wes, Fitz, Simon, Joel, Goose. Sportsbook manager retains final say as to who is actually considered Canadian and his word supercedes any passports, citizenship documents or photos of guys eating poutine.
Scoring Champion Total Points
Over 22.5 (-130)
Under 22.5 (-110)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Hicks (-120)
Jack (-120)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Chad (-120)
Ryan Levine (-120)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Jeff Campbell (-120)
Will Carter (-120)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Pete (+110)
Ariel (-155)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Jenna (-120)
Annie (-120)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Scott Metz (EVEN)
Russo (-145)
COMMENTS: I am contractually obligated to post this photo of the two villains in 101 Dalmations ever since Russo pointed out the resemblance.
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Simon (EVEN)
Alex (-145)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Tommy Covelli (EVEN)
Dave Liang (-145)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Mike Stern (-120)
Minsky (-120)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Jason Reape (+120)
The Milkman (-165)
GAA Race (Regular Season Only; Must Start At Least Five Games)
McCracken (+140)
Jeff Green or Sonj (+140)
Field (+140)
Lower GAA (Regular Season Only; Must Start At Least Five Games)
Jeff Green (-120)
Sonj (-120)
Lower GAA (Regular Season Only; Must Start At Least Five Games)
Zisser (-110)
Max (-130)
What # Will Be Greater?
Tropic Thunder Standings Points (-120)
Hicks Points (-120)
What # Will Be Greater?
Orange Team Season Wins (-120)
Storer or Magosin Points In Their Highest Scoring Game (-120)
What # Will Be Greater?
Black Team Season Wins (-110)
Minsky Season Assists (-130)
What # Will Be Greater?
New Yehuda Points (EVEN)
Old Yehuda Points Times Two (-145)
Cherie Games Played For Flickin’ Bean Before Trade Demand Over Ridiculous Vagina Themed Team Name
Over 1.5 (-260)
Under 1.5 (+180)
How Many Games Will Go To OT? (Regular Season Only)
Over 8.5 (-105)
Under 8.5 (-135)
Grand Salami (Total Goals For The Season; Regular Season Only)
Over 360.5 (-120)
Under 360.5 (-120)
When Will The Championship Be Played?
November 5 (-120)
November 12 (-105)
Any Other Date (+240)