Merry Pranksters (+2.0 Goals) (+130)
Ninja Turtles (-2.0 Goals) (-175)
Over 6.5 Goals (-145)
Under 6.5 Goals (EVEN)
Notes: No idea if these games are happening. Doesn’t seem likely. But here’s some betting lines just in case.
Layin’ Pipe (-120)
SexyBack (-120)
Over 6.0 Goals (-135)
Under 6.0 Goals (-105)
Notes: A championship rematch and possible championship preview all in one. These are once again two of the top teams in the league. But will they get to play tonight? Who the fuck knows.
My Cup Size Is Stanley (-160)
Ninja Turtles (+115)
Over 6.5 Goals (-120)
Under 6.5 Goals (-120)
Notes: This is an elite matchup and I would love to favor the turtles here and I have no doubt public perception will be behind black but green’s roster issues continue as Rockoff and Jordan are confirmed out while Caleb is a GTD. Oh wait, this game might not happen. Sad.
Red Floyd (EVEN)
SexyBack (-145)
Over 6.5 Goals (-120)
Under 6.5 Goals (-120)
Notes: It’s another marquee showdown. But will it happen? Nobody knows.
My Cup Size Is Stanley (-4.5 Goals) (-120)
The Seahorses (+4.5 Goals) (-120)
Over 6.5 Goals (-120)
Under 6.5 Goals (-120)
Notes: If this game happens it will be extremely ugly for yellow. But I doubt it’s happening at all.