Updated Post Week III Prop Lines (Summer 2024)

District Five Championship
SexyBack (+145)
Red Floyd (+240)
Layin’ Pipe (+240)
The GoldMembers (+280)
Ninja Turtles (+350)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (+550)
UPS (+720)
Merry Pranksters (+1200)
White Walkers (+1200)
The Seahorses (+1400)

District Five Championship
SexyBack or Layin’ Pipe (-175)
Red Floyd or My Cup Size Is Stanley (+160)
Field (+160)

District Five Championship
SexyBack or UPS (+115)
Field (-170)

Team To Make Final Four
Layin’ Pipe (-500)
The GoldMembers (-175)
Ninja Turtles (-120)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (+120)
UPS (+175)
White Walkers (+380)
Merry Pranksters (+420)
The Seahorses (+500)

Which Team Will Finish Higher In The Standings?
SexyBack (+115)
Red Floyd (-165)

Which Team Will Finish Higher In The Standings?
Layin’ Pipe (-155)
The GoldMembers (+110)

Which Team Will Finish Higher In The Standings?
Merry Pranksters (-225)
The Seahorses (+150)

How Many Goals Will UPS Allow This Season?
A Ton (-135)
A Fuckton (-105)

For Real Though – How Many Goals Will UPS Allow This Season?
Over 57.5 (-130)
Under 57.5 (-110)

Team To Score The Most Goals
Blue, Gold or Silver (-230)
Field (+150)

District Five Scoring Title
A Weaver or a Pipe Layer (-245)
Field (+160)

District Five Scoring Title
Jew (+225)
Goy (-420)

District Five Scoring Title
Canadian (+320)
Field (-700)
Notes: Brief list of confirmed Canadian dudes: Sam, Chad, Corey, Wes, Fitz, Luke, Simon, Joel, Goose. Sportsbook manager retains final say as to who is actually considered Canadian and his word supercedes any passports, citizenship documents or photos of guys eating poutine.

Scoring Champion Total Points
Over 21.5 (-130)
Under 21.5 (-110)

Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Tom Fitz (EVEN)
Luke (-145)

Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Minsky (-115)
Dom (-125)

Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Adam Satok (-105)
Mike Stern (-135)

Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Hicks (-155)
Alex (+110)

Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Brita (EVEN)
Brooke (-145)

Which Point Total Will Be Higher?
Hicks + Jack (-120)
Ryan + Dom, Divided By 1.7 (-120)

Which Point Total Will Be Higher?
Weaver Bros (-110)
Gelman Plus Simon, Times 1.8 (-130)

Which Point Total Will Be Higher?
Annie (-120)
Next Two Highest Scoring Ladies Combined (-120)

Which Point Total Will Be Higher?
Yehuda (-120)
Adam Herman x 2 (-120)

Lowest GAA (Regular Season Only; Must Start At Least Five Games)
Sonj (-400)
Field (+225)

Lower GAA (Regular Season Only; Must Start At Least Five Games)
Zisser (-145)
Max (EVEN)

Grand Salami (Total Goals For The Season; Regular Season Only)
Over 345.5 (-120)
Under 345.5 (-120)

How Many Games Will Go To OT? (Regular Season Only)
Over 5.0 (-145)
Under 5.0 (EVEN)

What # Will Be Greater?
UPS Season Goals Allowed (-120)
Red + Blue Goals Allowed + Wins (-120)

What # Will Be Greater?
Top Team’s Standings Points (-200)
Scoring Champ’s Total Points (+140)

What # Will Be Greater?
Blue Wins (-120)
Yellow Losses (-120)