District Five Championship
Blue (+225)
Ninja Turtles (+280)
UPS (+330)
Gold (+400)
Layin’ Pipe (+400)
Red (+560)
Yellow (+700)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (+700)
Merry Pranksters (+700)
White Walkers (+900)
Team To Make Final Four
Ninja Turtles (-320)
UPS (-255)
Layin’ Pipe (-200)
Gold (-180)
Red (+105)
Yellow (+150)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (+175)
Merry Pranksters (+200)
White Walkers (+250)
Which Team Will Finish Higher In The Standings?
Yellow (-120)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (-120)
Which Team Will Finish Higher In The Standings?
UPS (-165)
Layin’ Pipe (+120)
Which Team Will Finish Higher In The Standings?
Gold (-135)
Red (-105)
More Points In Standings?
Blue (-145)
My Cup Size Is Stanley + Merry Pranksters (EVEN)
More Points In Standings?
UPS (-120)
White Walkers + Yellow (-120)
District Five Scoring Title
Anyone on UPS, Blue or Black (-120)
Field (-120)
District Five Scoring Title
Jew (-120)
Goy (-120)
Notes: Levine not considered Jewish, somehow. Bet against us at your own risk.
District Five Scoring Title
Canadian (EVEN)
Field (-145)
Notes: Brief list of confirmed Canadian dudes: Sam, Chad, Corey, Wes, Fitz, Luke, Simon, Joel, Goose. Sportsbook manager retains final say as to who is actually considered Canadian and his word supercedes any passports, citizenship documents or photos of guys eating poutine.
Scoring Champion Total Points
Over 21 (-120)
Under 21 (-120)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Tom Fitz (-120)
Luke (-120)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Adam Satok (-105)
Mike Stern (-135)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Hicks (-120)
Ryan Levine (-120)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Jeff Campbell (-120)
Tommy Covelli (-120)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Dom (-120)
Alex (-120)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Brita (-120)
Brooke (-120)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Yehuda (-120)
Adam Herman (-120)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Scott Metz (EVEN)
Russo (-145)
COMMENTS: I am contractually obligated to post this photo of the two villains in 101 Dalmations ever since Russo pointed out the resemblance.
Lower GAA (Regular Season Only; Must Start At Least Five Games)
Phelps (-165)
Jeff Green (+120)
Lower GAA (Regular Season Only; Must Start At Least Five Games)
Zisser (-120)
Sonj (-120)
Grand Salami (Total Goals For The Season; Regular Season Only)
Over 303.5 (-120)
Under 303.5 (-120)
How Many Games Will Go To OT? (Regular Season Only)
Over 8.0 (-120)
Under 8.0 (-120)
What # Will Be Greater?
UPS Season Wins (-120)
Hicks Goals Divided By Two (-120)
What # Will Be Greater?
Black Team Season Wins (+110)
Minsky Season Assists (-150)
When Will The Championship Be Played?
September 10 (-130)
September 17 (EVEN)
Any Other Date (+240)