SPECIAL NEWS REPORT: The D5 Handsome Rankings

Sent in by one of our esteemed guest correspondents, this will be the first ranking of several that appear to be on the docket for this season.

Notes:

  • I have no idea what the criteria was but I’m sure it was scientific and unassailable.
  • Roasted Chicken Cardello will hereby be his official name in the league stats for the Fall 2026 season.
  • Bruger fans are outraged he didn’t make the list and that Bruger King lost an internal poll to be the new name of the Hockey At Glatts franchise.
  • Great pic of Merone.
  • Milstein’s pic looks like he’s Rafi from The League.
  • Pete was asked for comment but his apartment flooded again as I was posting this article.
  • Further rankings to come. Stay tuned.

2 comments

  1. Nice decade old headshot ❤️… nonetheless I will be adding this to my linked in… everyone plz endorse even if you feel otherwise. We’re a community that supports each other

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