Sent in by one of our esteemed guest correspondents, this will be the first ranking of several that appear to be on the docket for this season.

Notes:
- I have no idea what the criteria was but I’m sure it was scientific and unassailable.
- Roasted Chicken Cardello will hereby be his official name in the league stats for the Fall 2026 season.
- Bruger fans are outraged he didn’t make the list and that Bruger King lost an internal poll to be the new name of the Hockey At Glatts franchise.
- Great pic of Merone.
- Milstein’s pic looks like he’s Rafi from The League.
- Pete was asked for comment but his apartment flooded again as I was posting this article.
- Further rankings to come. Stay tuned.

Milstein looks like Eric André
Nice decade old headshot ❤️… nonetheless I will be adding this to my linked in… everyone plz endorse even if you feel otherwise. We’re a community that supports each other