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BREAKING NEWS: Yehuda Traded Once Again In Easter Stunner As Multiple Teams Want Him Crucified
Shocking news out of New Jersey today as, for the second time this week, Yehuda has been excommunicated. After months of captains discussing what is
BREAKING NEWS: Goalies, Kids, Yehudas Swapped In Midseason Blockbuster
One of the craziest trades in league history was made official this morning as, after days of negotiations over multiple glasses of milk, a deal
BREAKING NEWS: JACK SELECTED 1ST OVERALL, IMMEDIATELY TRADED IN DRAFT DAY STUNNER!
From the same trusted outlet that brought you such breaking news stories as the Herman/Chester Trade of 2021, Goose being confirmed Jewish or the Mensches Annoucement that
Breaking News: Yehuda, Reid, Pucks Swapped In Historic Deal
Shocking news out of Vegas this weekend as the first trade in several years was executed on 4th of July morning in the craps pit
BREAKING NEWS: D5 Adds 12th Franchise To Summer Season
From the same outlet that brought you such breaking news stories as the Herman/Chester Trade of 2021 or Goose being confirmed Jewish last season comes
BREAKING NEWS: GOOSE CONFIRMED JEWISH
Breaking news out of the Upper East Side synagogues this afternoon as D5 media has obtained this exclusive photo which appears to confirm that Goose
BREAKING NEWS: Grapes, Hippos Face Off In Historic Tiebreak Tonight
Every once in a while, something truly historic happens that shakes the foundation of your life to its very core. 2016 had Trump/Brexit. 2020 had
Royals, Hyenas Swap Lottery Picks In Blockbuster Deal
Two teams facing early season struggles made the biggest in-season trade in league history on Tuesday night as the Hyenas sent Cherie along with Josh
BREAKING NEWS: Herman, Chester, Pucks Swapped In Historic Deal
Shocking news out of Vegas this morning as the first trade in league history was executed late last night in the craps pit of the
