Weeks 9 & 10 Box Scores (Spring 2026)

Hockey at Glatt’s vs The UMass Football Team

1st Period:
GLAT (1-0) – Glattman (8) (assisted by Everett)
2nd Period:
GLAT (2-0) – Ryann (2) (assisted by Dax)
GLAT (3-0) – Glattman (9) (assisted by Everett)
GLAT (4-0) – Glattman (10) (assisted by Everett)
GLAT (5-0) – Everett (8) (assisted by Sanchick)
3rd Period:
MASS (1-5) – Chucky Perks (3) (assisted by Tyler)
GLAT (6-1) – Glattman (11) (unassisted)

GAME NOTES:
UMass was able to keep this one close for the 1st period before Glatt’s took over on the strength of a four goal 2nd period. The Minutemen dearly miss Magosin and Source as they get badly outpossessed and Jo Robin gets stoned on a couple breakaways by Cam. I thought this one would be closer but in the end it’s a 6-1 victory for Glatt’s as they stay undefeated on the season.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Ryann (GWG)
2nd – Everett (1G, 3A)
1st – Glattman (4G)

The Phantom Pie Pie vs Bruise Control

1st Period:
PIE (1-0) – Craig (14) (assisted by James) (1:15)
PIE (2-0) – Campbell (1) (assisted by Chris) (11:12)
PIE (3-0) – James (2) (assisted by Craig) (13:30)
2nd Period:
PIE (4-0) – Danilo (2) (unassisted) (8:25)
3rd Period:
PIE (5-0) – Campbell (2) (assisted by Craig) (9:18)
BRC (1-5) – Hilary (1) (unassisted) (12:10)

GAME NOTES:
A brutal beat for Tony who max bet purple ML when they went down 1-0. And by brutal beat I mean probably a foolish bet as orange remains the only team ahead of Glatt’s in the standings and possibly on their way to a truly historic season. Purple came into this game red-hot with wins in their last 4 games but never seemed particularly close in this one as Pie Pie dominated start to finish, scoring in the first minute and never letting up. The result was a 5-1 win that keeps them atop a super-close race for the President’s Trophy.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Hilary (1G)
2nd – James (1G, 1A)
1st – Craig (1G, 2A)

Hockey at Glatt’s vs Chappell Red

1st Period:
RED (1-0) – Cherie (2) (unassisted) (1:01)
RED (2-0) – Nate (1) (assisted by Cherie) (1:49)
GLAT (1-2) – Glattman (12) (unassisted) (13:53)
2nd Period:
GLAT (2-2) – Alex Merone (3) (assisted by Sanchick) (0:35)
RED (3-2) – Campbell (2) (assisted by Sarah) (9:15)
GLAT (3-3) – Everett (9) (unassisted) (11:09)
3rd Period:
GLAT (4-3) – Alex Merone (4) (assisted by Ryann) (2:13)
RED (4-4) – Kevin (4) (unassisted) (8:47)
Overtime:
GLAT (5-4) – Everett (10) (assisted by Glattman) (1:08)

GAME NOTES:
Although the discrepancy in the standings would seem to make this a blowout, I actually think red matches up extremely well with Glatt’s and as such did in fact take red to cover in the betting lines. And as predicted red did in fact give Glatt’s a real run for their money in this one even leading 2-0 just 1:49 into the game. But brown would storm back and take this one in OT on a one timer by Everett, keeping them undefeated on the season and somehow keeping red winless on the season.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Cherie (1G, 1A)
2nd – Glattman (1G, 1A)
1st – Everett (2G)

Bruise Control vs Chappell Red

1st Period:
RED (1-0) – Lucas (1) (assisted by Kevin) (10:18)
2nd Period:
RED (2-0) – Cherie (3) (assisted by Campbell) (5:15)
BRC (1-2) – Simon (4) (assisted by Possibly Amanda) (8:55)
3rd Period:
BRC (2-2) – Max Piche (2) (assisted by Simon) (0:54)
BRC (3-2) – Simon (5) (assisted by Bramson) (8:55)
BRC (4-2) – Bramson (8) (EN) (assisted by Mason) (13:30)

GAME NOTES:
Another game where red jumped out to a 2-0 lead and played a high quality overall game but somehow did not escape with the W. Simon continues to be red hot since returning from Colorado with all five of his goals coming in his last two games, plus an assist to boot on Max’s tying goal. Despite a frantic finish from red, purple would hang on and notch a win that basically clinches top five seeding for the franchise’s first time since the spring of last year…highly underrated part of this game was Bramson getting a breakaway on an empty net with 30 seconds left and hearing Milstein yelling from the bench to shoot. Not sure what else he thought was going to happen in that scenario.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Bramson (GWG)
2nd – Mason (1G, 1A)
1st – Carl (W, SO)

The Phantom Pie Pie vs Baja Blast

1st Period:
PIE (1-0) – Craig (15) (assisted by James) (0:42)
PIE (2-0) – Brooke Gary (6) (assisted by Campbell) (13:30)
2nd Period:
PIE (3-0) – James D (3) (assisted by Campbell) (12:50)
PIE (4-0) – Craig (16) (assisted by Brooke Gary) (13:40)
3rd Period:
PIE (5-0) – Craig (17) (assisted by Brooke Gary) (2:00)
PIE (6-0) – Dan Schwartzman (3) (assisted by Chris) (11:10)
BAJA (1-6) – Minsky (6) (unassisted) (12:50)
PIE (7-1) – James D (4) (unassisted) (13:45)

GAME NOTES:
This game had a three goal spread, one of the largest of the season, and inretrospect not quite large enough. Even without Bedsy and a host of other players, orange continues to roll, this time with a 7-1 win to extend their league-best record and goal differential. Last year’s inaugural Pie Pie team may have been top-to-bottom stronger but this one is entering legit historic territory.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Brooke (1G, 2A)
2nd – James (2G, 1A)
1st – Craig (3G)

Merry Pranksters vs The UMass Football Team

1st Period:
PRK (1-0) – Maddy (8) (assisted by Nick) (5:25)
PRK (2-0) – Maddy (9) (assisted by Nick) (8:16)
PRK (3-0) – Sam Gelman (8) (assisted by Maddy) (9:53)
PRK (4-0) – Danny Swersky (2) (assisted by Sam Gelman) (12:59)
MASS (1-4) – Chucky Perks (4) (assisted by Brad) (13:43)
2nd Period:
PRK (5-1) – Nick (3) (assisted by Sam Gelman) (2:40)
MASS (2-5) – Chucky Perks (5) (unassisted) (8:33)
MASS (3-5) – Brad (1) (assisted by Jo Robin) (9:30)
3rd Period:
PRK (6-3) – Nick (4) (EN) (assisted by Maddy) (13:21)

GAME NOTES:
Maddy, Nick and Gelman continue their torrid paces on the season as they combine for five goals and six assists in this game en route to a 6-3 win. For reference, the entire rest of the roster for this game put up one combined point. If they can continue scoring like this and continue to get timely goaltending from Max, watch out. The franchise’s best ever finish before this season was one run to the final four. This current team is better than that one.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Sam Gelman (1G, 2A)
2nd – Nick (2G, 2A)
1st – Maddy (2G, 2A)

Pinky Toe vs Sex Ed

1st Period:
SEX (1-0) – Ryan K (4) (assisted by Cardello) (0:36)
PINK (1-1) – Yehuda Silverman (4) (assisted by Mike Wright) (6:33)
2nd Period:
PINK (2-1) – APK (3) (assisted by Emma) (7:39)
PINK (3-1) – Emma (10) (assisted by GG) (12:29)
SEX (2-3) – Ryan K (5) (assisted by Amit) (13:23)
3rd Period:
SEX (3-3) – Nicki Dell (1) (assisted by Jared) (1:41)
PINK (4-3) – Emma (11) (assisted by APK) (3:49)
SEX (4-4) – Nicki Dell (2) (assisted by Alex) (6:36)
PINK (5-4) – Emma (12) (assisted by Jason Reape) (10:49)
SEX (5-5) – Jess (1) (assisted by Amit) (13:10)
Overtime:
SEX (6-5) – Chad (4) (unassisted) (3:38)

GAME NOTES:
As expected, another insanely high scoring game featuring pink as they led by two goals in the 2nd and held multiple leads in the 3rd. But just as they are apt to engage in these high scoring shootouts, so too are they apt to give up late leads and just generally make Sophia work harder than any goalie in hockey history. And so it goes as Jess would tie the game with just 50 seconds left and Chad would notch the game winner in OT.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Ryan (2G)
2nd – Chad (GWG)
1st – Emma (3G, 1A)

Chappell Red vs Glazin’ Donuts

1st Period:
RED (1-0) – Kevin (5) (PP) (assisted by Campbell) (1:42)
RED (2-0) – Cherie (4) (assisted by Kevin) (8:01)
RED (3-0) – Evan (1) (assisted by Anthony) (11:08)
2nd Period:
GLAZ (1-3) – Pete (2) (assisted by Yehuda) (4:16)
GLAZ (2-3) – Ryan (11) (assisted by Spencer) (5:24)
3rd Period:
RED (4-2) – Kevin (6) (assisted by Cherie) (8:23)
RED (5-2) – Lucas (2) (unassisted) (11:07)

GAME NOTES:
Two teams that were desperate for wins as Donuts were expected to be elite but came into this came middle-of-the-pack while red was expected to be middle-of-the-pack but came into his game winless. A true toss-up game that went red’s way as they scored just 1:42 in and never let up en route to a 3-0 lead after the 1st period and a 5-2 win overall.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Ryan (1G)
2nd – Evan (GWG)
1st – Kevin (2G, 1A)

Chappell Red vs Street Meat

1st Period:
RED (1-0) – Kevin (7) (unassisted (WEEK 3)
RED (2-0) – Kevin (8) (unassisted) (WEEK 3)
2nd Period:
RED (3-0) – Kevin (9) (assisted by Campbell) (WEEK 3)
RED (4-0) – Nate (2) (unassisted) (12:38)
3rd Period:

MEAT (1-4) – Hammered Pigozzi (1) (assisted by Ariel) (0:18)
RED (5-1) – Evan (2) (unassisted) (3:48)
MEAT (2-5) – Hammered Pigozzi (2) (assisted by Ariel) (6:38)
RED (6-2) – Kevin (10) (assisted by Tarnow) (7:29)
RED (7-2) – Lucas (3) (assisted by Kevin) (8:27)

GAME NOTES:
This game was the continuation of a game from the season’s second week which was rained out midway through the 2nd period with red holding a 3-0 lead on the strength of a Kevin Tuohy hat trick. And when the game resumed, it was more of the same from red as they put up four additional goals with Kevin scoring one of them and assisting on another. Pigozzi showed up borderline hammered and played his best game of the season in burying two, but it wasn’t enough to get Street Meat back on the winning track. 7-2 Red as they not only pick up their first two wins of the season but vault from 12th to 7th place in the standings in a single night.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Nate (1G)
2nd – Hammered Pigozzi (2G)
1st – Kevin (4G, 1A)

The MilkMob vs The Phantom Pie Pie

2nd Period:
PIE (1-0) – Craig (18) (unassisted (11:30)
3rd Period:

PIE (2-0) – Cardello (1) (assisted by James) (0:55)
MILK (1-2) – Caleb (1) (assisted by Jacob Popeck) (1:28)
PIE (3-1) – Craig (19) (assisted by James) (12:58)

GAME NOTES:
A valiant effort by a shorthanded MilkMob squad facing down an orange juggernaut sporting an undefeated record and a +32 goal differential. This game was actually tied at 0-0 all the way to the waning minutes of the 2nd period before Pie Pie got on the board late and really never looked back. Caleb got MilkMob within striking distance early in the 3rd but orange was able to hang on for their 9th straight win to put themselves on the precipice of history going into the season’s final week.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – APK (3 GA)
2nd – Craig (2G)
1st – Will (W, 1 GA)

Hockey at Glatt’s vs Glazin’ Donuts

1st Period:
GLAT (1-0) – Glattman (13) (assisted by Tony) (5:31)
2nd Period:
GLAT (2-0) – Sanchick (3) (assisted by Everett) (0:47)
GLAT (3-0) – Alex Merone (5) (assisted by Everett) (3:13)
GLAZ (1-3) – Pete (3) (assisted by Ryan) (6:15)
GLAT (4-1) – Everett (11) (assisted by Glattman) (6:58)
GLAT (5-1) – Alex Merone (6) (assisted by Zuck) (9:05)
GLAT (6-1) – Ryann (3) (assisted by Sanchick) (11:45)
GLAT (7-1) – Glattman (14) (assisted by Everett) (13:00)
3rd Period:

GLAT (8-1) – Everett (12) (assisted by Mike Arvonio) (2:41)
GLAT (9-1) – Everett (13) (assisted by Glattman) (3:24)

GAME NOTES:
I expected this game to be close as I still think that silver is a much stronger team than their record as shown this far. If that’s true, however, this game was not a great indication of it as they got shelled by Glatt’s, particularly in a second period where they gave up six goals. Everett only showed up after the 1st period from Chelsea Piers and still netted a hat trick plus three assists. All in all another sterling effort by brown as they picked up a 9-1 win to keep themselves in range for a potential President’s Trophy run.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Cam (W, 1 GA)
2nd – Glattman (2G, 2A)
1st – Everett (3G, 3A)

Hockey at Glatt’s vs Pinky Toe

1st Period:
GLAT (1-0) – Everett (14) (assisted by Glattman) (6:22)
GLAT (2-0) – Zuck (3) (assisted by Ryann) (8:08)
PINK (1-2) – GG (4) (assisted by Yehuda Silverman) (10:28)
2nd Period:
GLAT (3-1) – Tony (1) (assisted by Sanchick) (1:39)
GLAT (4-1) – Alex Merone (7) (assisted by Dax) (8:06)
GLAT (5-1) – Everett (15) (assisted by Ryann) (10:59)
PINK (2-5) – GG (5) (unassisted) (11:39)
3rd Period:
GLAT (6-2) – Dax (1) (unassisted) (11:23)

GAME NOTES:
The final game of the evening, an insane 11:15ish start and the reschedule from a rainout earlier in the season. I found out later that most of Yehuda’s team wanted no part of this gametime but he insisted on it because of intel I gave him that Everett was out. And that was true until a half-game makeup was added and the rest of games were badly delayed by timeouts and OTs, leading to him actually being available for this entire game. He only had two goals in this one and actually got robbed by Sophia a ton of times but it hardly mattered. Pink hit a few posts, missed a few chances and perhaps most crucially allowed Tony to bury his first career goal on one of many bizarre Yehuda plays on the night. An overall tough one for everyone’s favorite undesired little brother as he goes 0-4 on the evening, bails on the one game he would have won (orange) and lets Glatt’s pick up their 8th straight win on the season in a rematch of last season’s championship game.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – GG (2G)
2nd – Everett (2G)
1st – Tony (GWG)

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