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Week 10 Betting Lines (Take Two) (Spring 2025)
The Grassholes (-200)Talking Reds (+140)Over 5.5 Goals (-125)Under 5.5 Goals (-115)Notes: We have a ...
Week 10 Betting Lines (Spring 2025)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (-2.5 Goals) (-120)The MilkMob (+2.5 Goals) (-120)Over 6.5 Goals (-145)Under ...
Weeks 7 & 8 Box Scores (Spring 2025)
Mace Windu vs Team Pie Pie 1st Period:MACE (1-0) – Sanchick (1) (unassisted) (0:30)PIE (1-1) – D...
Week 9 Betting Lines (Spring 2025)
Pizza Rats (+2.0 Goals) (-120)Team Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-120)Over 5.5 (-120)Under 5.5 (-120) Notes:...
Week 8 Betting Lines (Spring 2025)
Silver Stallions (+1.5 Goals) (+185)My Cup Size Is Stanley (-1.5 Goals) (-300)Over 7.0 Goals (-110)U...
Week 6 Box Scores (Spring 2025)
Crankin’ Hog vs The MilkMob 1st Period:HOG (1-0) – Jake Friedman (2) (assisted by Pete) (3:3...
Week 5 Box Scores (Spring 2025)
Mace Windu vs Beatin’ Meat 1st Period:MEAT (1-0) – Jake Friedman (1) (assisted by Munir) (4:...
Week 7 Betting Lines (Spring 2025)
Mace Windu (+1.0 Goals) (+110)Team Pie Pie (-1.0 Goals) (-155)Over 5.5 (-110)Under 5.5 (-130) Notes:...
Breaking News: Cup Size/Reds Line Shut Down Amidst Widespread Collusion & Point Shaving Allegations
Editor’s Note: This blurb was emailed to me 10 minutes ago and is a developing story.Breaking ...
Week 6 Betting Lines (Spring 2025)
Beatin’ Meat Crankin’ Hog (-1.5 Goals) (-165)The MilkMob (+1.5 Goals) (+120)Over 7.5 Goa...
BREAKING NEWS: Yehuda Traded Once Again In Easter Stunner As Multiple Teams Want Him Crucified
Shocking news out of New Jersey today as, for the second time this week, Yehuda has been excommunica...
Week 5 Betting Lines (Spring 2025)
Mace Windu (-250)Beatin’ Meat (+165)Over 6.0 Goals (-130)Under 6.0 Goals (-110) Notes: This is...
Week 4 Box Scores (Spring 2025)
Talking Reds vs Mace Windu 2nd Period:RED (1-0) – Erik Cortez (1) (assisted by Paul Chester) (2:18...
BREAKING NEWS: Goalies, Kids, Yehudas Swapped In Midseason Blockbuster
One of the craziest trades in league history was made official this morning as, after days of negoti...
Week 3 Box Scores (Spring 2025)
The MilkMob vs Silver Stallions 1st Period:MILK (1-0) – The Milkman (1) (assisted by Seb) (1:44)ST...
Week 4 Betting Lines (Spring 2025)
Talking Reds (+150)Mace Windu (-230)Over 4.5 Goals (-120)Under 4.5 Goals (-120) Notes: Although I...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume II) (Spring 2025)
1) Team Pie Pie Average Rank: 1.75Previous Rank: 3 (up 2)Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: ...
Week 3 Betting Lines (Spring 2025)
The MilkMob (+150)Silver Stallions (-225)Over 6.5 (-120)Under 6.5 (-120) Notes: Both teams are sligh...
Week 2 Box Scores (Spring 2025)
The Grassholes vs Beatin’ Meat1st Period:MEAT (1-0) – Pete (1) (assisted by Nick) (0:10)MEAT...
Week 2 Betting Lines (Spring 2025)
The Grassholes (+135)Beatin’ Meat (-180)Over 6.5 (EVEN)Under 6.5 (-145)Notes: Green opens up t...
Week 1 Box Scores (Spring 2025)
The MilkMob vs Team Pie PIe1st Period:MILK (1-0) – Sean Lewin (1) (assisted by Jordan) (12:13)2nd ...
Week 1 Betting Lines (Spring 2025)
The MilkMob (+1.5 Goals) (+150)Team Pie Pie (-1.5 Goals) (-225)Over 7.0 (-120)Under 7.0 (-120) Notes...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume I) (Spring 2025)
1) The Blue Streakers Average Rank: 2.00Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 6Standard Deviati...
Prop Bet Opening Lines (Spring 2025)
Opening lines for the Spring 2025 season…some with special guest commentary from last season...
The Five Craziest Parts Of The Spring 2025 Draft
#5: Andrew Goes #2 OverallAndrew is undoubtedly a league legend, the winner of three straight Leetch...
BREAKING NEWS: JACK SELECTED 1ST OVERALL, IMMEDIATELY TRADED IN DRAFT DAY STUNNER!
From the same trusted outlet that brought you such breaking news stories as the Herman/Chester Trad...
Spring 2025 Front Office Preview
With the draft just under ten hours away, a look at each team’s unique front office situation ...
D5 Origin Stories
Who are your fellow leaguemates and where the hell did they come from? Every hero needs a proper ori...
All Time Records Update Post (2025 Edition)
Since it’s likely that no one except a few true sickos check the All Time Records & Achieveme...
Championship Week Betting Lines (Yet Again) (Fall 2024)
Sexperts (+180)Merry Pranksters (-265)Over 4.5 (-110)Under 4.5 (-130)Notes: This game was tied 0-0 w...
Championship Week Betting Lines (Fall 2024)
Sexperts (+210)Merry Pranksters (-350)Over 4.5 (-120)Under 4.5 (-120) Notes: This game is tied 0-0 w...
Playoff Week 1 Betting Lines (Fall 2024)
Melrose Home (-120)Tropic Thunder (-120)Over 6.5 (-105)Under 6.5 (-135) Notes: The Fall 2024 playoff...
Week 9 Box Scores (Fall 2024)
The MilkMob vs My Cup Size Is Stanley1st Period:CUP (1-0) – Ken (5) (assisted by Minsky) (2:44)MIL...
Week 11 Betting Lines (Fall 2024)
Sexperts (+135)The Grassholes (-200)Over 6.5 (-145)Under 6.5 (EVEN) Notes: Green has a full roster i...
Week 10 Betting Lines (Fall 2024)
Sexperts (-230)Melrose Home (+150)Over 6.5 (-135)Under 6.5 (-105) Notes: Yellow becomes the third te...
Week 9 Betting Lines (Fall 2024)
The MilkMob (+140)My Cup Size Is Stanley (-200)Over 7.0 (-120)Under 7.0 (-120) Notes: I’m not ...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume II) (Fall 2024)
1) Flickin’ Bean Average Rank:Â 2.25Previous Rank: 7 (up 6)Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 6Stan...
Week 8 Box Scores (Fall 2024)
The Sharks vs My Cup Size Is Stanley1st Period:SHA (1-0) – Jack (1) (assisted by Amanda) (3:59)SHA...
Week 7 Box Scores (Fall 2024)
Melrose Home vs Tropic Thunder1st Period:MRH (1-0) – Wes (1) (unassisted) (6:26)MRH (2-0) – Adam...
Weeks 5-6 Box Scores (Fall 2024)
Merry Pranksters vs My Cup Size Is Stanley2nd Period:PRK (1-0) – Sam Gelman (12) (unassisted) (0:2...
Week 8 Betting Lines (Fall 2024)
The Sharks (-125)My Cup Size Is Stanley (-115)Over 6.5 (-135)Under 6.5 (-105) Notes: I know I often ...
Week 7 Betting Lines (Fall 2024)
Melrose Home (-115)Tropic Thunder (-125)Over 6.5 (-110)Under 6.5 (-130) Notes: I still can’t b...
Week 6 Betting Lines (Fall 2024)
Merry Pranksters (-320)Red Sabbath (+200)Over 6.0 (-105)Under 6.0 (-135) Notes: It’s Rosh Hash...
Week 4 Box Scores (Fall 2024)
Melrose Home vs The Grassholes1st Period:GRH (1-0) – Ryann (3) (assisted by Rockoff) (1:00)MRH (1-...
Week 5 Betting Lines (Fall 2024)
Merry Pranksters (-120)My Cup Size Is Stanley (-120)Over 7.0 (-125)Under 7.0 (-115) Notes: I am cons...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume I) (Fall 2024)
1) The Grassholes Average Rank: 2.71Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 7Standard Deviation:&...
Week 3 Box Scores (Fall 2024)
Tropic Thunder vs The Sharks2nd Period:TROP (1-0) – Will Carter (1) (assisted by Simon) (0:45) GAM...
Week 4 Betting Lines (Fall 2024)
Melrose Home (+2.0 Goals) (+130)The Grassholes (-2.0 Goals) (-175)Over 6.0 (-130)Under 6.0 (-110) No...
Weeks 1-2 Box Scores (Fall 2024)
Red Sabbath vs The MilkMob1st Period:RED (1-0) – Lucas (1) (assisted by Tarnow) (3:50)MILK (1-1) â...
Week 3 Betting Lines (Fall 2024)
Tropic Thunder (-110)The Sharks (-130)Over 6.5 (-120)Under 6.5 (-120)Notes: A matchup for the ages, ...
