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The Grassholes vs Beatin’ Meat1st Period:MEAT (1-0) – Pete (1) (assisted by Nick) (0:10)MEAT...

The Grassholes (+135)Beatin’ Meat (-180)Over 6.5 (EVEN)Under 6.5 (-145)Notes: Green opens up t...

The MilkMob vs Team Pie PIe1st Period:MILK (1-0) – Sean Lewin (1) (assisted by Jordan) (12:13)2nd ...

The MilkMob (+1.5 Goals) (+150)Team Pie Pie (-1.5 Goals) (-225)Over 7.0 (-120)Under 7.0 (-120) Notes...

1) The Blue Streakers Average Rank: 2.00Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 6Standard Deviati...

Opening lines for the Spring 2025 season…some with special guest commentary from last season&#...

#5: Andrew Goes #2 OverallAndrew is undoubtedly a league legend, the winner of three straight Leetch...

From the same trusted outlet that brought you such breaking news stories as the Herman/Chester Trad...

With the draft just under ten hours away, a look at each team’s unique front office situation ...

Who are your fellow leaguemates and where the hell did they come from? Every hero needs a proper ori...

Since it’s likely that no one except a few true sickos check the All Time Records & Achieveme...

Sexperts (+180)Merry Pranksters (-265)Over 4.5 (-110)Under 4.5 (-130)Notes: This game was tied 0-0 w...

Sexperts (+210)Merry Pranksters (-350)Over 4.5 (-120)Under 4.5 (-120) Notes: This game is tied 0-0 w...

Melrose Home (-120)Tropic Thunder (-120)Over 6.5 (-105)Under 6.5 (-135) Notes: The Fall 2024 playoff...

The MilkMob vs My Cup Size Is Stanley1st Period:CUP (1-0) – Ken (5) (assisted by Minsky) (2:44)MIL...

Sexperts (+135)The Grassholes (-200)Over 6.5 (-145)Under 6.5 (EVEN) Notes: Green has a full roster i...

Sexperts (-230)Melrose Home (+150)Over 6.5 (-135)Under 6.5 (-105) Notes: Yellow becomes the third te...

The MilkMob (+140)My Cup Size Is Stanley (-200)Over 7.0 (-120)Under 7.0 (-120) Notes: I’m not ...

1) Flickin’ Bean Average Rank: 2.25Previous Rank: 7 (up 6)Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 6Stan...

The Sharks vs My Cup Size Is Stanley1st Period:SHA (1-0) – Jack (1) (assisted by Amanda) (3:59)SHA...

Melrose Home vs Tropic Thunder1st Period:MRH (1-0) – Wes (1) (unassisted) (6:26)MRH (2-0) – Adam...

Merry Pranksters vs My Cup Size Is Stanley2nd Period:PRK (1-0) – Sam Gelman (12) (unassisted) (0:2...

The Sharks (-125)My Cup Size Is Stanley (-115)Over 6.5 (-135)Under 6.5 (-105) Notes: I know I often ...

Melrose Home (-115)Tropic Thunder (-125)Over 6.5 (-110)Under 6.5 (-130) Notes: I still can’t b...

Merry Pranksters (-320)Red Sabbath (+200)Over 6.0 (-105)Under 6.0 (-135) Notes: It’s Rosh Hash...

Melrose Home vs The Grassholes1st Period:GRH (1-0) – Ryann (3) (assisted by Rockoff) (1:00)MRH (1-...

Merry Pranksters (-120)My Cup Size Is Stanley (-120)Over 7.0 (-125)Under 7.0 (-115) Notes: I am cons...

1) The Grassholes Average Rank: 2.71Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 7Standard Deviation:&...

Tropic Thunder vs The Sharks2nd Period:TROP (1-0) – Will Carter (1) (assisted by Simon) (0:45) GAM...

Melrose Home (+2.0 Goals) (+130)The Grassholes (-2.0 Goals) (-175)Over 6.0 (-130)Under 6.0 (-110) No...

Red Sabbath vs The MilkMob1st Period:RED (1-0) – Lucas (1) (assisted by Tarnow) (3:50)MILK (1-1) â...

Tropic Thunder (-110)The Sharks (-130)Over 6.5 (-120)Under 6.5 (-120)Notes: A matchup for the ages, ...

MelRose Home (EVEN)Red Sabbath (-145)Over 6.0 (-110)Under 6.0 (-130) Notes: MelRose is missing Chuc...

Red (-120)The MilkMob (-120)Over 6.5 (-105)Under 6.5 (-135) Notes: One of the most exciting debuts i...

District Five ChampionshipThe Sharks or Tropic Thunder (+150)Blue or The MilkMob (+250)The Halloween...

My Cup Size Is Stanley (+2.0 Goals) (-160)Red Floyd (-2.0 Goals) (+110)Over 6.5 (-105)Under 6.5 (-13...

Layin’ Pipe vs SexyBack 2nd Period:PIPE (1-0) – Andrew (11) (assisted by Ryan Levine) (4:46)...

Merry Pranksters (+200)UPS (-320)Over 7.5 (-130)Under 7.5 (-110) Notes: UPS was a trendy preseason p...

Editor’s Note: Minsky was the only person who submitted full analysis for every team and there...

White Walkers vs Layin’ Pipe 1st Period:PIPE (1-0) – Dom (9) (assisted by Ryan Levine) (12:4...

My Cup Size Is Stanley (-175)The Seahorses (+130)Over 6.5 (-135)Under 6.5 (-105) Notes: This league ...

Layin’ Pipe (-2.0 Goals) (-200)SexyBack (+2.0 Goals) (+140)Over 7.5 (-120)Under 7.5 (-120)Note...

White Walkers vs Ninja Turtles 1st Period:WWK (1-0) – Mike Milstein (1) (assisted by Munir) (5:47)...

White Walkers (+3.5 Goals) (+140)Layin’ Pipe (-3.5 Goals) (-200)Over 7.5 Goals (-110)Under 7.5...

Merry Pranksters (+2.0 Goals) (+130) Ninja Turtles (-2.0 Goals) (-175)Over 6.5 Goals (-145)Under 6.5...

Merry Pranksters (-165)The Seahorses (+120)Over 7.0 Goals (-135)Under 7.0 Goals (-105) Notes: These ...

White Walkers (-110)Ninja Turtles (-130)Over 7.0 Goals (+115)Under 7.0 Goals (-160) Notes: White Wal...

Red Floyd vs UPS2nd Period:RED (1-0) – New Yehuda (4) (assisted by Goose) (3:22)UPS (1-1) – Brit...

Red Floyd (-250)UPS (+160)Over 7.5 (-110)Under 7.5 (-130) Notes: This over/under was so rough to sor...

1) SexyBackAverage Rank: 1.60Previous Rank: 1 (unchanged)Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 3Standard De...