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Week 3 Betting Lines (Fall 2024)
Tropic Thunder (-110)The Sharks (-130)Over 6.5 (-120)Under 6.5 (-120)Notes: A matchup for the ages, ...
Week 2 Betting Lines (Fall 2024)
MelRose Home (EVEN)Red Sabbath (-145)Over 6.0 (-110)Under 6.0 (-130) Notes:Â MelRose is missing Chuc...
Week 1 Betting Lines (Fall 2024)
Red (-120)The MilkMob (-120)Over 6.5 (-105)Under 6.5 (-135) Notes: One of the most exciting debuts i...
Prop Bet Opening Lines (Fall 2024)
District Five ChampionshipThe Sharks or Tropic Thunder (+150)Blue or The MilkMob (+250)The Halloween...
Championship Week Betting Lines (Summer 2024)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (+2.0 Goals) (-160)Red Floyd (-2.0 Goals) (+110)Over 6.5 (-105)Under 6.5 (-13...
Weeks 9-10 Box Scores (Summer 2024)
Layin’ Pipe vs SexyBack 2nd Period:PIPE (1-0) – Andrew (11) (assisted by Ryan Levine) (4:46)...
Playoff Week 1 Betting Lines (Summer 2024)
Merry Pranksters (+200)UPS (-320)Over 7.5 (-130)Under 7.5 (-110) Notes: UPS was a trendy preseason p...
D5 Power Rankings (Pre-Playoff Edition) (Summer 2024)
Editor’s Note: Minsky was the only person who submitted full analysis for every team and there...
Weeks 7-8 Box Scores (Summer 2024)
White Walkers vs Layin’ Pipe 1st Period:PIPE (1-0) – Dom (9) (assisted by Ryan Levine) (12:4...
Week 10 Betting Lines (Summer 2024)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (-175)The Seahorses (+130)Over 6.5 (-135)Under 6.5 (-105) Notes: This league ...
Week 9 Betting Lines (Summer 2024)
Layin’ Pipe (-2.0 Goals) (-200)SexyBack (+2.0 Goals) (+140)Over 7.5 (-120)Under 7.5 (-120)Note...
Weeks 5-6 Box Scores (Summer 2024)
White Walkers vs Ninja Turtles 1st Period:WWK (1-0) – Mike Milstein (1) (assisted by Munir) (5:47)...
Week 7 Betting Lines (Summer 2024)
White Walkers (+3.5 Goals) (+140)Layin’ Pipe (-3.5 Goals) (-200)Over 7.5 Goals (-110)Under 7.5...
Week 7 Betting Lines (Summer 2024)
Merry Pranksters (+2.0 Goals) (+130) Ninja Turtles (-2.0 Goals) (-175)Over 6.5 Goals (-145)Under 6.5...
Week 6 Betting Lines (Summer 2024)
Merry Pranksters (-165)The Seahorses (+120)Over 7.0 Goals (-135)Under 7.0 Goals (-105) Notes: These ...
Week 5 Betting Lines (Summer 2024)
White Walkers (-110)Ninja Turtles (-130)Over 7.0 Goals (+115)Under 7.0 Goals (-160) Notes: White Wal...
Week 4 Box Scores (Summer 2024)
Red Floyd vs UPS2nd Period:RED (1-0) – New Yehuda (4) (assisted by Goose) (3:22)UPS (1-1) – Brit...
Week 4 Betting Lines (Summer 2024)
Red Floyd (-250)UPS (+160)Over 7.5 (-110)Under 7.5 (-130) Notes: This over/under was so rough to sor...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume II) (Summer 2024)
1) SexyBackAverage Rank:Â 1.60Previous Rank: 1 (unchanged)Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 3Standard De...
Updated Post Week III Prop Lines (Summer 2024)
District Five ChampionshipSexyBack (+145)Red Floyd (+240) Layin’ Pipe (+240)The GoldMembers (+...
Week 3 Box Scores (Summer 2024)
Merry Pranksters vs Layin’ Pipe 1st Period:PIPE (1-0) – Pete (1) (unassisted) (4:54)PIPE (2-...
Weeks 1-2 Box Scores (Summer 2024)
Red Floyd vs Merry Pranksters 1st Period:RED (1-0) – Campbell (1) (assisted by Sarah Hoffman) (1:3...
Week 3 Betting Lines (Summer 2024)
Merry Pranksters (+2.0 Goals) (+160) Layin’ Pipe (-2.0 Goals) (-250)Over 6.5 (-130)Under 6.5 (...
Week 2 Betting Lines (Summer 2024)
The GoldMembers (+115)Ninja Turtles (-160)Over 6.5 (-120)Under 6.5 (-120) Notes: Another season, a...
Week 1 Betting Lines (Summer 2024)
Red Floyd (-2.0 Goals) (-170)Merry Pranksters (+2.0 Goals) (+125)Over 6.5 (-120)Under 6.5 (-120) Not...
D5 Power Rankings (Preseason Ranks) (Summer 2024)
1) Untitled Blue TeamAverage Rank: 1.29Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 3Standard Deviatio...
Breaking News: Yehuda, Reid, Pucks Swapped In Historic Deal
Shocking news out of Vegas this weekend as the first trade in several years was executed on 4th of J...
Summer 2024 Prop Bets (Opening Lines)
District Five ChampionshipBlue (+225) Ninja Turtles (+280)UPS (+330)Gold (+400)Layin’ Pipe (+4...
Championship Week Betting Lines (Spring 2024)
Julie’s Football Club (+190)The Smurfs (-300)Over 5.5 (EVEN)Under 5.5 (-145) Notes: Zisser rem...
Playoff Week 1 Betting Lines (Spring 2024)
Mojo Jojo (-1.0 Goals) (-200)Red Cheeks (+1.0 Goals) (+140)Over 6.5 (-115)Under 6.5 (-125) Notes: ...
D5 Power Rankings (Pre-Playoff Edition) (Spring 2024)
Thanks to all our esteemed rankers who take time out of their workdays to fill out this poll, no mat...
Pre-Playoff Prop Lines (Spring 2024)
District Five ChampionshipThe Smurfs (+120)Clappin’ Cheeks (+200)Merry Pranksters&nb...
Week 11 Box Scores (Spring 2024)
The Hart Foundation vs Merry Pranksters 1st Period:HRT (1-0) – Ryann (2) (assisted by Stern) (1:04...
Week 11 Betting Lines (Spring 2024)
The Hart Foundation (-130)Merry Pranksters (-110)Over 6.5 (-135)Under 6.5 (-105) Notes: Th...
Weeks 9-10 Box Scores (Spring 2024)
Oh, Deer! vs The Golden Girls 1st Period:DEER (1-0) – Hicks (11) (unassisted) (0:43)DEER (2-0) –...
Week 10 Betting Lines (Spring 2024)
Clappin’ Cheeks (-220)Red Cheeks (+145)Over 8.0 (-120)Under 8.0 (-120)Notes: Cheeks Bowl Part ...
Week 9 Betting Lines (Spring 2024)
Oh, Deer! (-2.5 Goals) (-135)The Golden Girls (+2.5 Goals) (-105)Over 8.0 (-120)Under 8.0 (-120) N...
Weeks 7-8 Box Scores (Spring 2024)
Julie’s Football Club vs Red Cheeks 1st Period:JFC (1-0) – Jared (4) (assisted by Julie) (6:...
Weeks 5-6 Box Scores (Spring 2024)
Red Cheeks vs Clappin’ Cheeks 1st Period:RED (1-0) – Milkman (1) (assisted by Campbell) (0:23)RE...
Week 8 Betting Lines (Spring 2024)
Mojo Jojo (+2.0 Goals) (+140)Merry Pranksters (-2.0 Goals) (-200)Over 6.5 (-110)Under 6.5 (-130) N...
Week 7 Betting Lines (Spring 2024)
Julie’s Football Club (+2.0 Goals) (-105)Red Cheeks (-2.0 Goals) (-135)Over 7.5 (-120)Under 7....
Week 6 Betting Lines (Spring 2024)
Red Cheeks (-2.0 Goals) (EVEN)The Hart Foundation (+2.0 Goals) (-145)Over 7.5 (-135)Under ...
Week 5 Betting Lines (Spring 2024)
Red Cheeks (+2.0 Goals) (-120)Clappin’ Cheeks (-2.0 Goals) (-120)Over 8.0 (-135)Under 8.0 (-...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume II) (Spring 2024)
1) Clappin’ CheeksAverage Rank: 1.58Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 4Standard Devia...
Weeks 3 & 4 Box Scores (Spring 2024)
Merry Pranksters vs The Golden Girls 1st Period:PRK (1-0) – Sam Gelman (2) (assisted by Jo Robin) ...
Week 4 Betting Lines (Spring 2024)
The Golden Girls (-130)Julie’s Football Club (-110)Over 7.0 (-105)Under 7.0 (-135) Notes: Tw...
Week 2 Box Scores (Spring 2024)
Mojo Jojo vs The Smurfs1st Period:SMF (1-0) – Chad (3) (assisted by Sam) (5:28)2nd Period:SMF (2-0...
Week 3 Betting Lines (Spring 2024)
Merry Pranksters (-2.5 Goals) (-130)The Golden Girls (+2.5 Goals) (-110)Over 8.0 (-130)Under 8.0 (...
Week 2 Betting Lines (Spring 2024)
Mojo Jojo (+1.5 Goals) (+150)The Smurfs (-1.5 Goals) (-225)Over 7.5 (-130)Under 7.5 (-110) Note...
Week 1 Box Scores (Spring 2024)
Julie’s Football Club vs Merry Pranksters 1st Period:JFC (1-0) – Joe Remick (1) (assisted by...
