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District Five ChampionshipSexyBack (+145)Red Floyd (+240) Layin’ Pipe (+240)The GoldMembers (+...

Merry Pranksters vs Layin’ Pipe 1st Period:PIPE (1-0) – Pete (1) (unassisted) (4:54)PIPE (2-...

Red Floyd vs Merry Pranksters 1st Period:RED (1-0) – Campbell (1) (assisted by Sarah Hoffman) (1:3...

Merry Pranksters (+2.0 Goals) (+160) Layin’ Pipe (-2.0 Goals) (-250)Over 6.5 (-130)Under 6.5 (...

The GoldMembers (+115)Ninja Turtles (-160)Over 6.5 (-120)Under 6.5 (-120) Notes: Another season, a...

Red Floyd (-2.0 Goals) (-170)Merry Pranksters (+2.0 Goals) (+125)Over 6.5 (-120)Under 6.5 (-120) Not...

1) Untitled Blue TeamAverage Rank: 1.29Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 3Standard Deviatio...

Shocking news out of Vegas this weekend as the first trade in several years was executed on 4th of J...

District Five ChampionshipBlue (+225) Ninja Turtles (+280)UPS (+330)Gold (+400)Layin’ Pipe (+4...

Julie’s Football Club (+190)The Smurfs (-300)Over 5.5 (EVEN)Under 5.5 (-145) Notes: Zisser rem...

Mojo Jojo (-1.0 Goals) (-200)Red Cheeks (+1.0 Goals) (+140)Over 6.5 (-115)Under 6.5 (-125) Notes: ...

Thanks to all our esteemed rankers who take time out of their workdays to fill out this poll, no mat...

District Five ChampionshipThe Smurfs (+120)Clappin’ Cheeks (+200)Merry Pranksters&nb...

The Hart Foundation vs Merry Pranksters 1st Period:HRT (1-0) – Ryann (2) (assisted by Stern) (1:04...

The Hart Foundation (-130)Merry Pranksters (-110)Over 6.5 (-135)Under 6.5 (-105) Notes: Th...

Oh, Deer! vs The Golden Girls 1st Period:DEER (1-0) – Hicks (11) (unassisted) (0:43)DEER (2-0) –...

Clappin’ Cheeks (-220)Red Cheeks (+145)Over 8.0 (-120)Under 8.0 (-120)Notes: Cheeks Bowl Part ...

Oh, Deer! (-2.5 Goals) (-135)The Golden Girls (+2.5 Goals) (-105)Over 8.0 (-120)Under 8.0 (-120) N...

Julie’s Football Club vs Red Cheeks 1st Period:JFC (1-0) – Jared (4) (assisted by Julie) (6:...

Red Cheeks vs Clappin’ Cheeks 1st Period:RED (1-0) – Milkman (1) (assisted by Campbell) (0:23)RE...

Mojo Jojo (+2.0 Goals) (+140)Merry Pranksters (-2.0 Goals) (-200)Over 6.5 (-110)Under 6.5 (-130) N...

Julie’s Football Club (+2.0 Goals) (-105)Red Cheeks (-2.0 Goals) (-135)Over 7.5 (-120)Under 7....

Red Cheeks (-2.0 Goals) (EVEN)The Hart Foundation (+2.0 Goals) (-145)Over 7.5 (-135)Under ...

Red Cheeks (+2.0 Goals) (-120)Clappin’ Cheeks (-2.0 Goals) (-120)Over 8.0 (-135)Under 8.0 (-...

1) Clappin’ CheeksAverage Rank: 1.58Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 4Standard Devia...

Merry Pranksters vs The Golden Girls 1st Period:PRK (1-0) – Sam Gelman (2) (assisted by Jo Robin) ...

The Golden Girls (-130)Julie’s Football Club (-110)Over 7.0 (-105)Under 7.0 (-135) Notes: Tw...

Mojo Jojo vs The Smurfs1st Period:SMF (1-0) – Chad (3) (assisted by Sam) (5:28)2nd Period:SMF (2-0...

Merry Pranksters (-2.5 Goals) (-130)The Golden Girls (+2.5 Goals) (-110)Over 8.0 (-130)Under 8.0 (...

Mojo Jojo (+1.5 Goals) (+150)The Smurfs (-1.5 Goals) (-225)Over 7.5 (-130)Under 7.5 (-110) Note...

Julie’s Football Club vs Merry Pranksters 1st Period:JFC (1-0) – Joe Remick (1) (assisted by...

Julie’s Football Club (+4.0 Goals) (+150)Merry Pranksters (-4.0 Goals) (-220)Over 9.5 (-120)...

Since it’s likely that no one except a few true sickos check the All Time Records & Achiev...

District Five ChampionshipBlue (+150)Mojo Jojo (+300)The Hart Foundation (+300)Clappin’ Cheeks...

1) Untitled Blue TeamAverage Rank: 1.20Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 2Standard Deviation: 0.451st ...

Bada Bing vs 96th Street Batards 1st Period:BING (1-0) – Jack (1) (assisted by Russo) (6:27)BING (...

Big Deke Energy (-120)Red Eyed Peas (-120)Over 8.0 (-120)Under 8.0 (-120) Notes: An elite matchup be...

Unfortunately I don’t have enough photos of Ridzik for any type of variety in the images I pos...

Bada Bing (+210)96th Street Bastards (-340)Over 8.0 Goals (-120)Under 8.0 Goals (-120) Notes: Finall...

Merry Pranksters vs Jewish Golden Calfs 1st Period:PRK (1-0) – Sam Gelman (15) (assisted by Tom Fi...

1) BluebiesAverage Rank: 1.89Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 4Standard Deviation: 1....

Bluebies vs Merry Pranksters 3rd Period:PRK (1-0) – Sam Gelman (13) (assisted by Tom Fitzgerald) (...

Merry Pranksters (-120)Jewish Golden Calfs (-120)Over 7.5 (-120)Under 7.5 (-120) Notes: The Fall 20...

Playoff ScenariosThe D5 stats department has attempted to calculate the odds of each possible playof...

96th Street Bastards vs Shooting Blancs 1st Period:BLNC (1-0) – Kevin Aylesworth (3) (assisted by ...

Bluebies (-1.5 Goals) (-145)Merry Pranksters (+1.5 Goals) (EVEN)Over 7.5 (-130)Under 7.5 (...

Jewish Golden Calfs (-105)Red Eyed Peas (-135)Over 7.5 (-120)Under 7.5 (-120) Notes: Sadly we are...

96th Street Bastards (+120)Shooting Blancs (-165)Over 7.5 (-110)Under 7.5 (-130) Notes: It’s ...

District Five ChampionshipBlue (+155)Red (+240)White (+240)Black, Yellow or Tie Dye (+300)Pink, Gold...

Red Eyed Peas vs Big Deke Energy 1st Period:BDE (1-0) – Jay Travers (1) (unassisted) (10:47)3rd Pe...