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Week 9 Betting Lines (Spring 2023)
Hungry Hippos 2.0 (-140)Chili Peppers (EVEN)Over 5.5 (-110)Under 5.5 (-130)Notes: I’m fie...
Spring 2023 Prop Bets (Updated Week IX Lines)
*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only District Five ChampionshipI Just Blue Myself (+25...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume IV) (Spring 2023)
Welcome to Volume IV of the D5 Power Rankings, a new feature we will premier this season so that lea...
Week 8 Box Scores (Spring 2023)
I Just Blue Myself vs Chili Peppers 1st Period:CHI (1-0) – Austin Marshalek (1) (assisted by Ryann...
Week 8 Betting Lines (Spring 2023)
I Just Blue Myself (-370)Chili Peppers (+235)Over 6.0 (-135)Under 6.0 (-105) Notes: Sam and KG are o...
Weeks 6-7 Box Scores (Spring 2023)
Shooting Blancs vs Green Street Hooligans 1st Period:BLNC (1-0) – Cara (1) (assisted by Andreas) (...
Week 7 Betting Lines (Spring 2023)
Julie’s Football Club (-280)MelRose Place (+200)Over 6.0 (-120)Under 6.0 (-120) Notes:Â Lots o...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume III) (Spring 2023)
Welcome to Volume III of the D5 Power Rankings, a new feature we will premier this season so that le...
Week 5 Box Scores (Spring 2023)
I Just Blue Myself vs Shooting Blancs 2nd Period:BLOW (1-0) – Tim (1) (assisted by Tony D) (8:46)3...
Week 6 Betting Lines (Spring 2023)
Shooting Blancs (+185)Green Street Hooligans (-270)Over 5.5 (-135)Under 5.5 (-105) Notes: Class...
Week 5 Betting Lines (Spring 2023
I Just Blue Myself (-700)Shooting Blancs (+380)I Just Blue Myself (-3.0 Goals) (+105)Shooting Blancs...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume II) (Spring 2023)
Welcome to Volume II of the D5 Power Rankings, a new feature we will premier this season so that lea...
Spring 2023 Prop Bets (Updated Week V Lines)
*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only District Five ChampionshipI Just Blue Myself (+28...
Weeks 3-4 Box Scores (Spring 2023)
Hungry Hippos 2.0 vs The Narwhals 1st Half:NAR (1-0) – Adam Herman (1) (assisted by Tom McGuire) (...
Week 4 Betting Lines (Spring 2023)
Hungry Hippos 2.0 (-140)The Narwhals (EVEN)Over 5.5 (-115)Under 5.5 (-125) Notes: The...
Week 3 Betting Lines (Spring 2023)
Hungry Hippos 2.0 (-135)The Narwhals (-105)Over 5.5 (-115)Under 5.5 (-125) Notes: The next chap...
Spring 2023 Prop Bet Lines (Updated Week III Lines)
*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only District Five ChampionshipI Just Blue Myself (+30...
Week 2 Box Scores (Spring 2023)
Medium Rare vs Chili Peppers 2nd Half:RARE (1-0) – Kevin Mahoney (1) (assisted by Jeff Oberg) (2:4...
Week 2 Betting Lines (Spring 2023)
Medium Rare (-140)Chili Peppers (EVEN)Over 5.5 (-110)Under 5.5 (-130) Notes: Tell everyone that Sa...
Week 1 Box Scores (Spring 2023)
Julie’s Football Club vs Medium Rare Overtime:JFC (1-0) – Mitch Gronowitz (1) (assisted by T...
Week 1 Betting Lines (Spring 2023)
Julie’s Football Club (+150)Medium Rare (-200)Over 6.5 (-120)Under 6.5 (-120) Notes: A classic ope...
D5 Power Rankings (Preseason) (Spring 2023)
Welcome to Volume 1 of the D5 Power Rankings, a new feature we will premier this season so that leag...
BREAKING NEWS: GOOSE CONFIRMED JEWISH
Breaking news out of the Upper East Side synagogues this afternoon as D5 media has obtained this exc...
Spring 2023 Prop Bets (Opening Lines)
*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only District Five ChampionshipI Just Blue Myself (+30...
Championship Week Betting Lines (Fall 2022)
The Muskies (-120)EJ Entertainment (-120)Over 5.0 (-130)Under 5.0 (-110) Notes: It was the matchup t...
Weeks 8-10 Box Scores (Fall 2022)
The Muskies vs Shooting Blancs 1st Period:BLNC (1-0) – Adam Herman (2) (assisted by Neil) (5:35)MS...
Playoff Week 1 Betting Lines (Fall 2022)
Julie’s Football Club (+140)YeHooligan’s Heroes (-180)Over 5.0 (-130)Under 5.0...
Fall 2022 Prop Bets (Updated Playoff Lines)
District Five ChampionshipEJ Entertainment (+130)Pinky Swear $#*! (+200)Shooting Blancs&nb...
Week 10 Betting Lines (Fall 2022)
Shooting Blancs (-120)My Cup Size Is Stanley (-120)Over 5.5 (-115)Under 5.5 (-125) What Th...
Week 7 Box Scores (Fall 2022)
The Muskies vs YeHooligan’s Heroes 1st Period:YHH (1-0) – Avery (1) (assisted by Chris Fulla...
Week 9 Betting Lines (Fall 2022)
Julie’s Football Club (+140)EJ Entertainment (-185)Over 5.5 (-130)Under 5.5 (-110) N...
Weeks 3-6 Box Scores (Fall 2022)
My Cup Size Is Stanley vs YeHooligan’s Heroes 1st Period:YHH (1-0) – Muhammed Ali (1) (assis...
Week 8 Betting Lines (Fall 2022)
The Muskies (-120)Shooting Blancs (-120)Over 5.5 (-120)Under 5.5 (-120) Notes: Simon saw me play mul...
Week 7 Betting Lines (Fall 2022)
The Muskies (-155)YeHooligan’s Heroes (+115)Over 5.5 (-135)Under 5.5 (-105) Notes: ...
Week 6 Betting Lines (Fall 2022)
Pinky Swear $#*! (EVEN)EJ Entertainment (-140)Over 5.5 (-110)Under 5.5 (-130) Notes: ...
Week 5 Betting Lines (Fall 2022)
With October being Halloween month and the writer of this piece being a big fan of The Nightmare Bef...
Fall 2022 Prop Bets (Updated Week V Lines)
District Five ChampionshipThe Muskies (+275)Pinky Swear $#*! (+275)EJ Entertainment (+275)My Cup Siz...
Week 4 Betting Lines (Fall 2022)
Red Rockets (-120)MelRose Place (-120)Over 5.5 (-120)Under 5.5 (-120) Notes: Once upon a time this l...
Weeks 1 & 2 Box Scores (Fall 2022)
Julie’s Football Club vs Shooting Blancs 1st Period:BLNC (1-0) – Neil (1) (assisted by Russo...
Week 3 Betting Lines (Fall 2022)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (-165)YeHooligan’s Heroes (+120)Over 6.0 (-130)Under 6.0 (-11...
Week 2 Betting Lines (Fall 2022)
I guess we should start this by saying happy birthday to Meg even though she left us to move to the ...
Week 1 Betting Lines (Fall 2022)
Julie’s Football Club (-155)Shooting Blancs (+115)Over 5.5 (-120)Under 5.5 (-120) No...
Fall 2022 Prop Bets (Opening Lines)
*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only District Five ChampionshipUntitled Blue Team (+27...
Championship Week Betting Lines (Summer 2022)
The Walleyes (-120)Green Street Hooligans (-120)Over 5.5 (-105)Under 5.5 (-135) Notes:&nbs...
Playoff Week 1 Betting Lines (Summer 2022)
The Goaldiggers (-105)MelRose Place (-135)Over 5.5 (-130)Under 5.5 (-110) Notes: No o...
Week 12 + Play-In Betting Lines (Summer 2022)
Red Rockets (-220)The Walleyes (+165)Over 5.5 (-135)Under 5.5 (-105) Notes: Red just ...
Summer 2022 Prop Bet Lines (Pre-Playoff Edition)
*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only District Five ChampionshipSexAzul Tension (+...
Week 11 Box Scores (Summer 2022)
Pink Lemonade vs MelRose Place1st Period:MRP (1-0) – ChooChoo (2) (unassisted) (10:03)3rd Period:L...
Week 11 Betting Lines (Summer 2022)
Pink Lemonade (+125)MelRose Place (-170)Over 5.5 (-120)Under 5.5 (-120) Notes: The on...
Weeks 9-10 Box Scores (Summer 2022)
Julie’s Football Club vs Red Rockets 1st Period:JFC (1-0) – George (9) (unassisted) (0:22)RK...
