Week 7 Betting Lines (Spring 2023)

Julie’s Football Club (-280)
MelRose Place (+200)
Over 6.0 (-120)
Under 6.0 (-120)

Notes: Lots of absences tonight for yellow as they will not have Wes or Danilo for sure and look likely to ice a lineup with 5-7 dudes. Tough to find subs for the early game too. Meanwhile orange should have most of the lineup in, at least for game one before Zisser scrambles home to watch Rangers-Devils game 1. It’s a shame so many people are out tonight because this looked to be a really fun game: the team with the #1 overall draft pick vs the other end of the snake built through depth, the only two teams captained by women this season and undoubtedly two championship contenders. Sadly, with the lineup cards I’m currently staring at and Mel’s increasingly desperate texts for subs, this looks to be orange’s game to lose. Football Club by multiple goals.

BONUS LINES
More Points In This Game

Malik + Dave Liang (-120)
Sean Kittridge + Matt Reape (-120)

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Julie + Tash Divided By Two (-155)
Izzy + Mel (+115)

The Narwhals (-120)
MelRose Place (-120)
Over 5.5 (-110)
Under 5.5 (-130)


Notes: Purple will have a mostly full lineup minus Tom who will apparently miss his first game of the season and deprive us of a rookie vs rookie showdown with Jeff Jacobson. Meanwhile MelRose will have the same patchwork lineup from game one except the ones with poorer cardio will also be tired in this one. First her crossfit gym leaves town, now this. Mel might not make it through this month. Purple to win, also by multiple goals. Power rankers to succumb to recency bias and way overreact to all this, as is tradition.

BONUS LINES
More Points In This Game

Jack + Annie (-200)
Sean Kittridge + Matt Reape + DRo (+155)

More Points Tonight
Jack McGinty (-180)
Mika Zibanejad (+140)

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Annie (-120)
Chris Kreider (-120)

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Adam Herman (-135)
Kappo Kakko (-105)

Julie’s Football Club (-120)
I Just Blue Myself (-120)
Over 5.5 (-110)
Under 5.5 (-130)


Notes: Blue has 9 players in tonight but one of them is Miles which is certainly quite encouraging. Still, the depth will suffer without Mikey, Len, Hilary, Justin and Robyn who is out for the season with a wrist injury from Sunday. Will be a hard fought game that I see as a coin-flip. Ridzik will be subbing in net for Zisser as he is running home after game one. Also literally everyone on blue has a point this season except for the goalie and me. I will not be taking any questions at this time.

BONUS LINES
More Points Tonight

Miles (-185)
Mika Zibanejad (+140)

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Sam Gelman (-170)
Vladimir Tarsenko (+125)

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Cherie (-130)
Jack Hughes (-110)

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Alex (EVEN)
Adam Fox (-140)

Chili Peppers (-180)
Medium Rare (+135)
Over 6.0 (-160)
Under 6.0 (+115)


Notes: Sam is in for this game but Campbell, Nate, KG and multiple others are not for red. No idea who’s in for pink but they’ll be horny, as is tradition. Meanwhile pink is missing source and most likely Jason and Mahoney which will hurt their goal scoring and penalty minutes. These teams played a super close game earlier in the season which red won on a last second powerplay. Pink is coming off putting up 7 on purple but both rosters are depleted, pink moreso. Red to win and over to hit.

BONUS LINES
More Points In Game

Tarnow (-155)
Oberg (+115)

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Ryann (-155)
Brita (+115)

More Points Tonight
Sam (-130)
Patrick Kane x 1.5 (-110)

Green Street Hooligans (-150)
Shooting Blancs (+110)
Over 6.0 (-130)
Under 6.0 (-110)


Notes: White will be without Andreas and Dana with Sliwka getting the start in net. This information was not easy to attain because when I asked Simon about his lineup this is what I got in response:

Green won’t have Neil, Eli or Max with Stern a GTD. Also have to assume Simon’s grandfather is out of the lineup for them as well. Tough times all around and on the heels of a tight 6-5 decision Friday, a difficult game to handicap. I’m giving green the slight edge due to their record but would not be surprised in the slightest if white finds a way.

BONUS LINES
More Points In Game

Simon + Cara (-130)
Tom + All Green Women (-110)

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McCauley (-120)
Yehuda (-120)

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Joel (-135)
Sanchick (-105)

More Points Tonight
Rich Glanzer (-120)
Niko Mikkola (-120)

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