*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only
District Five Championship
I Just Blue Myself (+250)
Hungry Hippos 2.0 (+300)
Chili Peppers (+300)
The Narwhals (+380)
Julie’s Football Club (+475)
Green Street Hooligans (+475)
MelRose Place (+475)
Shooting Blancs (+700)
Medium Rare (+700)
District Five Championship
Blue, Black or Red (-180)
Field (+130)
District Five Championship
Blue, Black or Purple (-165)
Field (+115)
Which Team Will Finish Higher In The Standings?
Hungry Hippos 2.0 (-105)
The Narwhals (-135)
Which Team Will Finish Higher In The Standings?
Julie’s Football Club (-120)
Chili Peppers (-120)
I Just Blue Myself Standings Position
1st (-120)
Any Other Finish (-120)
Green Street Hooligans Standings Position
1st or 2nd (-110)
Any Other Finish (-130)
Hungry Hippos 2.0 Standings Position
2nd or 3rd (-125)
Any Other Finish (-115)
The Narwhals Standings Position
2nd or 3rd (-140)
Any Other Finish (EVEN)
Chili Peppers Standings Position
4th or Higher (EVEN)
5th or Lower (-140)
Julie’s Football Club Standings Position
4th or Higher (+110)
5th or Lower (-155)
MelRose Place Standings Position
4th or Higher (+120)
5th or Lower (-165)
Shooting Blancs Standings Position
8th or 9th (-190)
Any Other Finish (+140)
Medium Rare Standings Position
9th (-155)
Any Other Finish (+110)
District Five Scoring Title
Jack or Stern (-220)
Field (+160)
District Five Ladies’ Scoring Title
Tash or Cara (-500)
Field (+300)
More Points
Tash + Cara (-120)
Any Four Other Female Players Combined (-120)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Hogg (-135)
Meatbox (-105)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Tom McGuire (-105)
Jack (-135)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Kev (+480)
Source (-1100)
COMMENTS: This was the most requested preseason line by a lot and so far it’s been a Source blowout as he has 3 goals to Kev’s zero points. That said, Kev’s team has four games left and will be fighting for top seeding so anything can happen down the stretch.
Lower GAA (Regular Season Only; Must Start At Least Five Games)
Zisser (-135)
Ridzik (-105)
Lower GAA (Regular Season Only; Must Start At Least Five Games)
Max (EVEN)
Corey (-140)
How Many Games Will Go To OT? (Regular Season Only)
Over 15.5 (-120)
Under 15.5 (-120)
COMMENTS: The OT situation this season is insane. Historic rates are around 20% of games which is 9 in a full season. We are already at 12 with about 1/3 of the season left to play.
Grand Salami (Total Goals For The Season; Regular Season Only)
Over 242.5 (-120)
Under 242.5 (-120)
How Many Regular Season Games Will Not Be Completed On Schedule?
Over 8.5 (EVEN)
Under 8.5 (-145)
COMMENTS: Betting the over on this is like betting the don’t pass in craps; you might win but everyone will hate you. That said, it probably will go over because, as longtime league members know, god hates us.