Weeks 3-6 Box Scores (Fall 2022)

My Cup Size Is Stanley vs YeHooligan’s Heroes

1st Period:
YHH (1-0) – Muhammed Ali (1) (assisted by Amanda Fazio) (11:28)
3rd Period:
CUP (1-1) – Tom White (1) (SH) (assisted by Meatbox) (8:00)
YHH (2-1) – Rich (1) (assisted by Izzy) (12:22)

GAME NOTES: The game that was teased on Twitter ended up being a bit of a dud scoring-wise as the goalies kept this game tight til the very end. With less than a minute left in the game Glanzer scored on a diving effort with the ball loose in the crease to give green the win and celebrate by posting a screenshot from Microsoft Paint. Truly riveting stuff.

3rd – Izzy (1A)
2nd – Muhammed Ali (1G)
1st – Rich (GWG)

Shooting Blancs vs Pinky Swear $#*!

1st Period:
PNK (1-0) – Mike Stern (2) (assisted by Wes) (5:41)
2nd Period:
PNK (2-0) – Wes (3) (assisted by Sean) (10:16)
PNK (3-0) – Wes (4) (assisted by Keith) (10:51)
2rd Period:
PINK (4-0) – Mike Stern (3) (assisted by Dana) (4:18)

GAME NOTES: Pink came out with a statement win in this game as the top line of Stern and Wes picked up two goals each, Jeff Green picked up a shutout and Pink moved (temporarily) to 1st place in the standings.

3rd – Mike Stern (2G)
2nd – Wes (2G, 1A)
1st – Jeff Green (W, SO)

The Muskies vs Julie’s Football Club

2nd Period:
MSK (1-0) – Jack (3) (unassisted) (2:07)
3rd Period:
MSK (2-0) – Jack (4) (assisted by Miles) (0:26)
MSK (3-0) – Miles (1) (EN) (unassisted) (10:51)

GAME NOTES: A surprisingly low scoring game as The Muskies broke a scoreless tie early in the 2nd, then struck early in the 3rd and added a late empty netter by Miles to seal the win and a shutout win for a still-hungover-from-his-honeymoon Zisser.

3rd – Miles (1G, 1A)
2nd – Zisser (W, SO)
1st – Jack (2G)

Shooting Blancs vs MelRose Place

1st Period:
BLNC (1-0) – Simon (1) (unassisted) (2:45)
MRP (1-1) – Jason Campbell (2) (unassisted) (3:53)
BLNC (2-1) – Simon (2) (unassisted) (4:18)
BLNC (3-1) – Julie (1) (assisted by Simon) (4:50)
2nd Period:
MRP (2-3) – Jason Campbell (3) (assisted by Amit) (4:33)
MRP (3-3) – Jason Campbell (4) (unassisted) (6:14)
MRP (4-3) – Josh Wagner (1) (assisted by Reape) (7:34)
BLNC (4-4) – Adam Herman (1) (assisted by Simon) (12:20)
3rd Period:
BLNC (5-4) – Russo (2) (assisted by Adam Herman) (5:40)

GAME NOTES: Simon picked up four points in this one with a strong effort at forward as he continues to put up big points this season while also gaming the Leetch Award standings. Still, one hell of a game as his two goals and two assists lead white to a much needed 5-4 win.

3rd – Adam Herman (1G, 1A)
2nd – Jason Campbell (3A)
1st – Simon (2G, 2A)

MelRose Place vs Julie’s Football Club

1st Period:
JFC (1-0) – Julie (2) (assisted by Adam Satok) (1:10)
MRP (1-1) – Mike Schwartz (1) (assisted by Matt Reape) (12:28)
2nd Period:
MRP (2-1) – Tyler (2) (assisted by Jason Campbell) (5:10)
MRP (3-1) – Mike Schwartz (2) (assisted by Matt Reape) (7:39)
JFC (2-3) – Adam Satok (1) (assisted by Danilo) (8:30)
3rd Period:
MRP (4-2) – Amit (2) (assisted by Mel) (0:43)

GAME NOTES: Julie’s Football Club, perpetually shorthanded with multiple players on the IR, got off to a strong start in this one and actually led for pretty much the entire first period. Unfortunately for them Mikey Schwartz decided to put up his first career D5 two goal game as the man who is usually known for Juuling on the bench tied the game and then scored the eventual game-winner to lead neon to their 2nd victory of the season and keep them in the race for a top 4 seed.

3rd – Amit (1G)
2nd – Matt Reape (2A)
1st – Mike Schwartz (2G)

NOTE: Box scores for week 4 will be posted at a later date or possibly not at all. There were some issues with the video which has somehow disappeared from Facebook, likely because we were blasting techno music and may have violated copyright law. Stay tuned.

Julie’s Football Club vs Pinky Swear $#*!

2nd Period:
PNK (1-0) – Mike Sanchick (1) (assisted by Rockoff) (1:15)
JFC (1-1) – Len (1) (assisted by Mike Wright) (7:14)
Shootout Winner By Danilo

GAME NOTES: On a night with five games to play and just me in the scorer’s box, of course this would be the ideal time for the first two (and, through eight weeks, only two) overtimes and shootouts of the season. In the first one, Len (subbing for orange) evened the score midway through the 2nd before Danilo put the game away as the only scorer in the shootout.

3rd – Len (1G)
2nd – Danilo (SO Winner)
1st – Max (W, 1 GA)

EJ Entertainment vs MelRose Place

1st Period:
MRP (1-0) – Luc (3) (assisted by Tyler) (5:20)
3rd Period:
SEX (1-1) – Sam (1) (assisted by Krishan) (6:44)
SEX (2-1) – Sam Gelman (1) (assisted by Dave Liang) (10:20)
SEX (3-1) – Krishan (1) (EN) (assisted by Andrea) (12:17)

GAME NOTES: EJ Entertainment played only their 2nd game of the season after a 7-0 victory over white weeks earlier and came into this one as a decent favorite, but the speed of neon and a season-best performance by Ridzik kept MelRose ahead for most of the game. In the end, however, blue picked up three goals in the final half of the 3rd period, including a late empty netter, to seal the victory and move to 2-0.

3rd – Krishan (1G, 1A)
2nd – Ridzik (2 GA)
1st – Sam Gelman (GWG)

Julie’s Football Club vs Shooting Blancs

1st Period:
BLNC (1-0) – Gabe Silverman (1) (assisted by Simon) (11:08)
2nd Period:
JFC (1-1) – Danilo (1) (assisted by Adam Satok) (11:00)
Shootout Winner By Mike McCauley

GAME NOTES: Julie continues to torture me by having two games go to a shootout in a single evening. Lightning would not strike twice for orange as Blancs’ alternate captain Mike McCauley scored on a nifty shootout winner off the post and the goalies took care of everything else. Well except for my parks department related stress but that’s why we have booze. A 2-1 win for white and sadness for anyone who wanted to get home early.

3rd – Danilo (1G)
2nd – Mike McCauley (SOW)
1st – Hogg (W, 1 GA)

EJ Entertainment vs The Muskies

1st Period:
SEX (1-0) – Sam Gelman (2) (unassisted) (3:28)
SEX (2-0) – Dave Liang (1) (assisted by Sam Gelman) (5:15)
MSK (1-2) – Jack (7) (assisted by Tony) (4:47)
MSK (2-2) – Miles (5) (unassisted) (4:47)
2nd Period:
MSK (3-2) – Miles (6) (unassisted) (4:47)
3rd Period:
MSK (4-2) – Miles (7) (EN) (unassisted) (4:47)

GAME NOTES: A showdown between the two preseason favorites delivered the goods with a fast paced, playoff-type affair. With Campbell subbing in net for The Muskies while Cherie subbed for EJ Entertainment despite rolling her eyes when I told her about the prostitution ring we are named after. EJ Entertainment jumped out to a 2-0 lead and had the edge in shots throughout the game but Miles picked up a natural hat trick and Campbell shut the door for the final 33 minutes of the game, giving purple a big come-from-behind victory and 1st place in the standings.

3rd – Sam Gelman (2A)
2nd – Campbell (W, 2 GA)
1st – Miles (3G)

Shooting Blancs vs YeHooligans Heroes

1st Period:
BLNC (1-0) – Gabe Silverman (2) (assisted by Russo) (7:21)
2nd Period:
BLNC (2-0) – Gabe Silverman (3) (assisted by Simon) (1:51)
BLNC (3-0) – Gabe Silverman (4) (unassisted) (8:40)
BLNC (4-0) – Russo (2) (unassisted) (11:01)
3rd Period:
BLNC (5-0) – Andreas (1) (assisted by Russo) (10:28)

GAME NOTES: Gabe Silverman rocked the house in this one with his first career D5 hat trick and Russo picked up a goal and two assists to give white a comfortable 5-0 win and move them up (temporarily) to top three status in the standings. Russo Facebook messaged me this morning and accused me of forgetting one of his assists but we got them all you sicko.

3rd – Hogg (W, SO)
2nd – Russo (1G, 2A)
1st – Gabe Silverman (3G)

Pinky Swear $#*! vs EJ Entertainment

1st Period:
SEX (1-0) – Sam (2) (assisted by AFrey) (7:30)
2nd Period:
SEX (2-0) – Shan (1) (assisted by Sam) (6:50)
SEX (3-0) – Shan (2) (assisted by AFrey) (12:40)
3rd Period:
SEX (4-0) – Sam (3) (assisted by Dave Liang) (2:30)
SEX (5-0) – AFrey (1) (assisted by Sam) (3:20)
SEX (6-0) – Sam (4) (assisted by AFrey) (5:00)

GAME NOTES: With Wes, Sean and Dana all missing this game for pink fans were robbed of what should’ve been one of the best matchups of the season. Instead, blue romped with six goals, including three in a 2:30 span in the 3rd, to pick up a 6-0 win…either every single goal was scored at a highly convenient 10 second interval or whomever was the scorekeeper rounded to the nearest 0. Considering the odds of this happening are literally one in a million, I would have to assume it was the latter.

3rd – Phelpsy (W, SO)
2nd – AFrey (1G, 3A)
1st – Sam (3G, 2A)

EJ Entertainment vs Red Rockets

1st Period:
SEX (1-0) – Sam (5) (assisted by Krishan) (5:19)
3rd Period:
SEX (2-0) – Krishan (5) (unassisted) (4:40)
RKT (1-2) – Joel (1) (assisted by Austin Lyons) (6:08)
RKT (2-2) – Austin Lyons (1) (assisted by Joel) (7:17)
SEX (3-2) – AFrey (2) (PP) (assisted by Sam) (8:08)
SEX (4-2) – Krishan (6) (assisted by Dave Liang) (10:42)

GAME NOTES: Bad beat for under bettors in this one as a 1-0 game 88% of the way through saw five goals scored in the final 8:20 to hit the over. Red picked up two goals in 1:09 to even the score but blue would pick up two in 2:34 immediately after to regain the lead and pick up the W.

3rd – Joel (1G, 1A)
2nd – Krishan (2G)
1st – Sam (1G, 1A)

My Cup Size Is Stanley vs Julie’s Football Club

1st Period:
JFC (1-0) – Tom Fitzgerald (1) (assisted by Julie) (4:22)
CUP (1-1) – Danny Swersky (2) (unassisted) (8:51)
3rd Period:
JFC (2-1) – Danilo (2) (unassisted) (1:24)
JFC (3-1) – Tom Fitzgerald (2) (assisted by Julie) (9:51)
JFC (4-1) – Tash (1) (EN) (assisted by Adam Satok) (11:56)

GAME NOTES: Julie’s Football Club pulled off a blockbuster preseason trade for Tom and were reminded why the did so here as he picked up two goals en route to a surprise 4-1 win over a mostly full strength Cup Size squad.

3rd – Tash (1G)
2nd – Julie (2A)
1st – Tom Fitzgerald (2G)

Shooting Blancs vs My Cup Size Is Stanley

1st Period:
CUP (1-0) – Meatbox (6) (unassisted) (4:37)
CUP (2-0) – Source (2) (assisted by Tom White) (10:53)
2nd Period:
CUP (3-0) – Stu (1) (assisted by Source) (8:10)
CUP (4-0) – Danny Swersky (3) (assisted by Matt Stabel) (10:55)
3rd Period:
BLNC (1-4) – Brett Raisman (1) (unassisted) (2:51)
BLNC (2-4) – Scott Metz (1) (assisted by Mike McCauley) (3:20)
CUP (5-2) – Danny Swersky (4) (unassisted) (8:18)
CUP (6-2) – Kevin Aylesworth (2) (assisted by Meatbox) (9:55)

GAME NOTES: After a surprising upset loss earlier in the night, Cup Size exploded out of their bras for six goals in this one. White briefly made it a game with two goals in 29 seconds in the 3rd but goals by Swersky & Kevin put the game away for black.

3rd – Source (1G, 1A)
2nd – Meatbox (1G, 1A)
1st – Danny Swersky (1G, 1A)

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