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Week 3 Betting Lines (Spring 2022)
Green Street Hooligans (+105)The Blue Balls Of Sex (-150)Over 9.0 (-120)Under 9.0 (-120)No...
Spring 2022 Prop Bets (Updated Week 3 Lines)
*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only District Five ChampionshipRoyals (+235)The B...
Week 2 Box Scores (Spring 2022)
The Goaldiggers vs The Grapes 1st Period:DIG (1-0) – Miles (1) (unassisted) (1:40)2nd Period:DIG (...
Week 2 Betting Lines (Spring 2022)
The Goaldiggers (-140)The Grapes (EVEN)Over 7.5 (-130)Under 7.5 (-110) Notes: The Goa...
Spring 2022 Prop Bets (Updated Week 2 Lines)
*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only District Five ChampionshipRoyals (+235)The B...
Week 1 Box Scores (Spring 2022)
The Grapes vs East River Kraken 1st Period:KRAK (1-0) – Jared (1) (assisted by Braun) (3:35)KRAK (...
Week 1 Betting Lines (Spring 2022)
The Grapes (-105)East River Kraken (-135)Over 8.0 (-120)Under 8.0 (-120) Notes: Anoth...
Spring 2022 Prop Bets (Opening Lines)
*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only District Five ChampionshipRoyals (+250)The B...
Spring 2022 Draft Recap: Meme Edition
Our millennial-in-chief Jess has provided some memes for your viewing pleasure because she was appar...
Franchise Power Rankings: Purple
The purple franchise has had quite a run through the years with the most captains of any team; first...
Franchise Power Rankings: Orange
The orange franchise is perhaps the most enigmatic in the league, with only five seasons under their...
Franchise Power Rankings: Black
The black franchise is one of the original six and the only one to never change its name. Unless som...
Franchise Power Rankings: Green
The green franchise is one of the original six, one of only four (along with blue, black and yellow)...
Championship Week Betting Lines (Summer/Fall 2021)
Green Street Hooligans (-105)The Sexy Ducks (-135)Over 7.5 (-135)Under 7.5 (-105) Notes: A grudge ma...
Playoff Week One Box Scores (Summer/Fall 2021)
Frothing Hyenas vs Hungry Hippos 2nd Period:HIP (1-0) – Elliot (1) (assisted by Lily) (9:52)FROT (...
Playoff Betting Lines + Props (Summer/Fall 2021)
Frothing Hyenas (+240) Hungry Hippos (-320)Over 8.0 (-130)Under 8.0 (-110) Notes: Red...
Summer/Fall 2021 Prop Bet Review
End of season has arrived and it’s time to grade these prop wagers to see who’s a sharp bettor a...
Regular Season Finale Betting Lines (Summer/Fall 2021)
Green Street Hooligans (-110)The Goaldiggers (-130)Over 7.5 (-120)Under 7.5 (-120) Notes: The first ...
Summer/Fall 2021 Prop Bets (Updated WEek 16 Lines)
*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only District Five ChampionshipThe Barrel (+220)The Se...
Week 15 Betting Lines (Summer/Fall 2021)
The Goaldiggers (-135)Hungry Hippos (-105)Over 7.5 (-120)Under 7.5 (-120) Notes: I should warn you a...
Week 14 Betting Lines (Summer/Fall 2021)
Orange Royals (-135)My Cup Size Is Stanley (-105)Over 7.5 (-110)Under 7.5 (-130) Notes: In the first...
Week 13 Betting Lines (Summer/Fall 2021)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (+115)The Goaldiggers (-155)Over 7.5 (-105)Under 7.5 (-135) Notes: Previ...
Week 12 Betting Lines (Summer/Fall 2021)
Green Street Hooligans (+110)The Sexy Ducks (-150)Over 8.0 (-130)Under 8.0 (-110) Notes: The firs...
Week 11 Betting Lines (Summer/Fall 2021)
Orange Royals (-135)The Barrel (-105)Over 7.5 (-120)Under 7.5 (-120) Notes: The Barrel have los...
Week 10 Betting Lines (Summer/Fall 2021)
The Goaldiggers (-160)Frothing Hyenas (+120)Over 8.0 (-135)Under 8.0 (-105) Notes: The Hyenas will h...
Week 9 Betting Lines (Summer/Fall 2021)
Green Street Hooligans (-145)My Cup Size Is Stanley (+105)Over 7.0 (-120)Under 7.0 (-120) ...
Summer/Fall 2021 Prop Bets (updated Week 9 Lines)
*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only District Five ChampionshipThe Sexy Ducks (+2...
Week 8 Betting Lines (Summer/Fall 2021)
Orange Royals (+105)The Barrel (-145)Over 7.0 (-120)Under 7.0 (-120) Notes: The Royals hav...
Summer/Fall 2021 Prop Bets (Updated Week 8 Lines)
*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only District Five ChampionshipThe Sexy Ducks (+2...
WEEK 7 BETTING LINES (SUMMER/FALL 2021)
Hungry Hippos (-130)Orange Royals (-110)Over 6.5 (-120)Under 6.5 (-120) Notes: Short previ...
Week 6 Betting Lines (Summer/Fall 2021)
Green Street Hooligans (-140)Orange Royals (EVEN)Over 6.5 (-125)Under 6.5 (-115) Notes: Pr...
Week 5 Box Scores (Summer/Fall 2021)
The Sexy Ducks vs Orange Royals1st Period:SEX (1-0) – Chris (1) (assisted by Caitlin) (13:38)2nd P...
Weeks 1-4 Box Scores (Summer/Fall 2021)
My Cup Size Is Stanley vs The Barrel 1st Period:CUP (1-0) – Joe (1) (unassisted) (7:48)2nd Period:...
Week 5 Betting Lines (Summer/Fall 2021)
The Sexy Ducks (-110)Orange Royals (-130)Over 6.5 (-120)Under 6.5 (-120) Omar Little Quote That So...
Royals, Hyenas Swap Lottery Picks In Blockbuster Deal
Two teams facing early season struggles made the biggest in-season trade in league history on Tuesda...
Week 4 Betting Lines (Summer/Fall 2021)
The Sexy Ducks (-120)Green Street Hooligans (-120)Over 6.5 (-125)Under 6.5 (-115) Notes: T...
WEEK 3 BETTING LINES (SUMMER/FALL 2021)
WEEK ONE CONCLUSION LINE (Cup Size Leads 3-2 with 8:40 left):My Cup Size Is Stanley (-190)The B...
Summer/Fall 2021 Prop Bets (Updated Lines)
*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only District Five ChampionshipThe Sexy Ducks (+2...
Week 2 Betting Lines (Summer/Fall 2021)
The Goaldiggers (-140)The Sexy Ducks (EVEN)Over 6.0 (-110)Under 6.0 (-130) Notes: As usual...
Week 1 Betting Lines (Summer/Fall 2021)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (-120)The Barrel (-120)Over 6.0 (-130)Under 6.0 (-110) Notes: The openin...
Summer/Fall 2021 Prop Bets (Opening Lines)
*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only District Five ChampionshipThe Sexy Ducks (+2...
Championship Week Lines (Spring 2021)
Sex Panthers (-105)Spicy Tuna Rolls (-135)Over 6.0 (-110)Under 6.0 (-130) Notes: The Spicy Tuna Roll...
Minigame Madness Box Scores (Spring 2021)
Green Street Hooligans vs Crimson Wave2nd Period:WAV (1-0) – Goose (1) (assisted by Stabel) (2:15)...
Playoff Betting Lines (Spring 2021)
Hungry Hippos (EVEN)The Goaldiggers (-140)Over 6.0 (-125)Under 6.0 (-115) Notes: The first playoff m...
Playoff Scenarios & Percentages (Spring 2021)
Playoff ScenariosThe D5 stats department has attempted to calculate the odds of each possible playof...
Week 9 Betting Lines (Spring 2021)
Green Street Hooligans (+105)Crimson Wave (-145)Over 6.0 (-125)Under 6.0 (-115) Notes: This is ...
Spring 2021 Prop Bets (Updated Week 9 Lines)
*All lines for entertainment purposes only District Five ChampionshipSpicy Tuna Rolls (+275)Sex Pant...
Week 7 + 8 Box Scores (Spring 2021)
Sex Panthers vs Crimson Wave 1st Period:WAV (1-0) – Meg (4) (assisted by Mike Wright) (11:34)2nd P...
Week 8 Betting Lines (Spring 2021)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (-135)The Goaldiggers (-105)Over 6.0 (-130)Under 6.0 (-110) Notes: Cup S...
Week 6 Box Scores (Spring 2021)
My Cup Size Is Stanley vs Sex Panthers 1st Period:SEX (1-0) – Alex (2) (unassisted) (10:17)SEX (2-...
