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Rainy Day Kids Club vs Goonies1st Period:GOO (1-0) – Mike T (1) (assisted by Brett) (1:30)GOO ...

Rainy Day Kids Club (-130)Goonies (-110)Over 8.0 (-120)Under 8.0 (-120) The pick: After an offseason...

District Five ChampionshipMy Cup Size Is Stanley (+220)Goonies (+220)Winter Is Coming (+240)Hungry H...

Tonight kicks off the third overall season, and the inaugural spring season, of District Five hockey...

Ball That (5) vs Cleveland Browns (1) 1st Period: CLE (1-0) – Rockoff (1) (unassisted) 2nd Period:...

It’s the end of the season that seemed like it might never end.  Thankfully, the forecast current...

The Varsity Warriors (8) vs Ball That (5) 1st Period: BAL (1-0) – Brett (1) (assisted by Miles) 2n...

Cleveland Browns vs The Varsity Warriors 1st Period: CLE (1-0) – Julie (4) (unassisted) 2nd Period...

It’s the last week of the regular season with all sorts of playoff implications on the line. ...

Our special correspondent, Captain Hippo of the Hipponauts, clearly has all sorts of free time going...

Hungry Hippos vs Ball That 1st Period (played on 10/2): HIP (1-0) – Hicks (4) (assisted by Sweet B...

It seems like half the league is outta town this week.  Lineups may change last minute. My Cup Size...

District Five Championship Cleveland Browns (+160) Team Sexy (+190) Hungry Hippos (+200) The Char...

Hungry Hippos vs The Charging Cheetahs 1st Period: HIP (1-0) – Roberts (3) (assisted by Emily) CHA...

Hungry Hippos (-130) The Charging Cheetahs (-110) Over 7.0 Goals (-120) Under 7.0 Goals (-120) The...

Hungry Hippos vs The Varsity Warriors 2nd Period: HIP (1-0) – Adam Herman (1) (unassisted) VAR (1...

Hungry Hippos (-140) The Varsity Warriors (EVEN) Over 7.0 Goals (-120) Under 7.0 Goals (-120) The ...

The Charging Cheetahs vs Cleveland Browns 1st Period: CLE (1-0) – Luke Sellick (3) (assisted by J...

The Charging Cheetahs (-105) Cleveland Browns (-135) Over 6.0 Goals (-120) Under 6.0 Goals (-120) ...

Purple Parrots vs Ball That 2nd Period: BAL (1-0) – Miles (2) (assisted by Alexa) PAR (1-1) â...

Making these lines from a bus uptown so no long-winded writeups, let’s get to it… Purple...

Purple Parrots vs My Cup Size Is Stanley 1st Period: PAR (1-0) – Mike Tarnow (2) (assisted by Hen...

Purple Parrots (-140) My Cup Size Is Stanley (EVEN) Over 8.5 Goals (+110) Under 8.5 Goals (-150) T...

Ball That vs My Cup Size Is Stanley 1st Period: BAL (1-0) – Jeff (2) (assisted by Andrea) 2nd Per...

Ball That (-160) My Cup Size Is Stanley (+120) Over 8.5 Goals (-120) Under 8.5 Goals (-120) The pi...

District Five Championship Team Sexy (+190) The Charging Cheetahs (+190) Cleveland Browns (+225) ...

Team Sexy vs The Varsity Warriors 1st Period: VAR (1-0) – Probie (1) (assisted by Matt Russo) SEX...

Team Sexy (-140) The Varsity Warriors (EVEN) Over 7 Goals (-120) Under 7 Goals (-120) The pick: T...

District Five Championship Ball That (+200) The Charging Cheetahs (+200) The Varsity Warriors (+2...

In case you didn’t already think we all take ball hockey a little too seriously, here’s ...

Well, our first season is in the books and with that, we give out the coveted awards everyone’...

  QUARTERFINAL: Hungry Hippos vs Team Sexy 1st Period: SEX (1-0) – Avery (1) (unassisted) SE...

*For those who may not be total degenerates – when you bet on -150, it means you would have to wag...

District 5 Bracket Challenge Pick the winners in each round and your District 5 Champions correctly ...

My Cup Size Is Stanley vs Bombay’s A Sham 1st Period: BOM (1-0) – Susie (1) (assisted by Su...

The Charging Cheetahs vs My Cup Size Is Stanley 1st Period: CUP (1-0) – Matt Zimmerman (4) (assis...

*For those who may not be total degenerates – when you bet on -150, it means you would have to...

District Five Championship The Charging Cheetahs (+170) The Varsity Warriors (+210) My Cup Size Is...

Bombay’s A Sham vs Hungry Hippos 2nd Period: HIP (1-0) – Gene (1) (assisted by Hicks) 3rd P...

Bombay’s A Sham (-110)                     o 8.0 (+110) Hungry Hippos (-130)      ...

Team Sexy (-130)                                  o 8.0 (-130) The Charging Cheeta...

District Five Championship The Charging Cheetahs (+180) The Varsity Warriors (+180) My Cup Size Is...

The Varsity Warriors vs My Cup Size Is Stanley 1st Period: VAR (1-0) – Probie (7) (assisted by Ca...

The Varsity Warriors (-155)          o 7.5 (-115) My Cup Size Is Stanley (+125)    u 7.5 (-...

Registration is now officially closed for the Summer 2018 season.  In total, there were 15 players ...

District Five Championship The Charging Cheetahs (+150) The Varsity Warriors (+180) My Cup Size I...

Team Sexy vs The Varsity Warriors 1st Period: VAR (1-0) – Probie (5) (unassisted) VAR (2-0) – ...

Team Sexy                     w/ Avery (-150)     w/o Avery (+140)     o 8.0 (EVEN)...

Week one of the summer season is in the books and man, was it high-scoring.  Every game hit the ove...

Charging Cheetahs vs Hungry Hippos 1st Period: CHA (1-0) – Drew Loken (1) (assisted by Samara...