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Week 1 Betting Lines (Spring 2024)
Julie’s Football Club (+4.0 Goals) (+150)Merry Pranksters (-4.0 Goals) (-220)Over 9.5 (-120)...
All Time Records Update Post
Since it’s likely that no one except a few true sickos check the All Time Records & Achiev...
Spring 2024 Prop Bets (Opening Lines)
District Five ChampionshipBlue (+150)Mojo Jojo (+300)The Hart Foundation (+300)Clappin’ Cheeks...
D5 Power Rankings (Preseason Ranks) (Spring 2024)
1) Untitled Blue TeamAverage Rank:Â 1.20Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 2Standard Deviation:Â 0.451st ...
Playoff & Championship Box Scores (Fall 2023)
Bada Bing vs 96th Street Batards 1st Period:BING (1-0) – Jack (1) (assisted by Russo) (6:27)BING (...
Championship Week Betting Lines (Fall 2023)
Big Deke Energy (-120)Red Eyed Peas (-120)Over 8.0 (-120)Under 8.0 (-120) Notes: An elite matchup be...
Bonus Content! Ridzik’s Musings On Life (Fall 2023)
Unfortunately I don’t have enough photos of Ridzik for any type of variety in the images I pos...
Playoff Week 1 Betting Lines (Fall 2023)
Bada Bing (+210)96th Street Bastards (-340)Over 8.0 Goals (-120)Under 8.0 Goals (-120) Notes: Finall...
Week 9 Box Scores (Fall 2023)
Merry Pranksters vs Jewish Golden Calfs 1st Period:PRK (1-0) – Sam Gelman (15) (assisted by Tom Fi...
D5 Power Rankings (Pre-Playoff Edition) (Fall 2023)
1) BluebiesAverage Rank: 1.89Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 4Standard Deviation: 1....
Week 8 Box Scores (Fall 2023)
Bluebies vs Merry Pranksters 3rd Period:PRK (1-0) – Sam Gelman (13) (assisted by Tom Fitzgerald) (...
Week 9 Betting Lines (Fall 2023)
Merry Pranksters (-120)Jewish Golden Calfs (-120)Over 7.5 (-120)Under 7.5 (-120) Notes:Â The Fall 20...
Playoff Scenarios (Fall 2023)
Playoff ScenariosThe D5 stats department has attempted to calculate the odds of each possible playof...
Weeks 6 & 7 Box Scores (Fall 2023)
96th Street Bastards vs Shooting Blancs 1st Period:BLNC (1-0) – Kevin Aylesworth (3) (assisted by ...
Week 8 Betting Lines (Fall 2023)
Bluebies (-1.5 Goals) (-145)Merry Pranksters (+1.5 Goals) (EVEN)Over 7.5 (-130)Under 7.5 (...
Week 7 Betting Lines (Fall 2023)
Jewish Golden Calfs (-105)Red Eyed Peas (-135)Over 7.5 (-120)Under 7.5 (-120) Notes: Sadly we are...
Week 6 Betting Lines (Fall 2023)
96th Street Bastards (+120)Shooting Blancs (-165)Over 7.5 (-110)Under 7.5 (-130) Notes:Â It’s ...
Fall 2023 Prop Bets (Updated Week 6 Lines)
District Five ChampionshipBlue (+155)Red (+240)White (+240)Black, Yellow or Tie Dye (+300)Pink, Gold...
Week 5 Box Scores (Fall 2023)
Red Eyed Peas vs Big Deke Energy 1st Period:BDE (1-0) – Jay Travers (1) (unassisted) (10:47)3rd Pe...
Week 4 Box Scores (Fall 2023)
Shooting Blancs vs Merry Pranksters 1st Period:BLNC (1-0) – Scott Storer (2) (assisted by Adam Sat...
Week 5 Betting Lines (Fall 2023)
Red Eyed Peas (-120)Big Deke Energy (-120)Over 9.0 (-120)Under 9.0 (-120) Notes: The Lonely Island...
Week 4 Betting Lines (Fall 2023)
Shooting Blancs (-3.5 Goals) (-160)Merry Pranksters (+3.5 Goals) (+115)Over 8.5 (-110)Under 8.5 (-...
The Top 25 D5 Videos Of All Time (Part III: The Top 10)
Previous Entries: Part I, Part II After sifting through more D5 videos than I care to recount, we...
The Top 25 D5 Videos Of All Time (Part II: 25-11)
Previous Entry: The Honorable Mentions Part I of this series on D5 videos throughout the years delve...
The Top 25 D5 Videos Of All Time (Part I: The Honorable Mentions)
What makes a great video? People have been trying to figure this out for years. Hollywood studio exe...
Fall 2023 Prop Bets (Post-Hiatus Lines)
After a long than expected hiatus, we are somehow back in just one week’s time. In lieu of a r...
Week 3 Box Scores (Fall 2023)
On Tuesdays We Wear Pink vs Merry Pranksters1st Period:PNK (1-0) – Mike Stern (3) (assisted by Ste...
Weeks 1 & 2 Box Scores (Fall 2023)
Big Deke Energy vs Red Eyed Peas 2nd Period:RED (1-0) – Matt Lewis (1) (assisted by Cole) (1:42)RE...
Week 3 Betting Lines (Fall 2023)
On Tuesdays We Wear Pink (+2.0 Goals) (-105)Merry Pranksters (-2.0 Goals) (-135)Over 7.0 (...
Week 2 Betting Lines (Fall 2023)
Merry Pranksters (+120)Bada Bing (-165)Over 7.0 (-120)Under 7.0 (-120) Notes: The pur...
Week 1 Betting Lines (Fall 2023)
Big Deke Energy (-180)Red Eyed Peas (+135) Notes: Red enter the season with their lowest presea...
D5 Power Rankings (Preseason Ranks) (Fall 2023)
1) BluebiesAverage Rank:Â 2.88Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 6Standard Deviation:Â 2.881st Place Vote...
Fall 2023 Prop Bets (Opening Lines)
District Five ChampionshipUntitled Sex Team (+220)On Tuesdays We Wear Pink (+270)Shooting Blancs (+3...
Championship Week Lines (Summer 2023)
The Lavender Llamas (-120)MelRose Place (-120)Over 6.0 (-110)Under 6.0 (-130)Notes: The Llamas ...
Playoff Week 1 Betting Lines (Summer 2023)
The Mighty Mensches (+2.0 Goals) (+145)The Lavender Llamas (-2.0 Goals) (-200)Over 6.0 (-120)Under 6...
D5 Power Rankings (Pre-Playoff Edition) (Summer 2023)
1) Red ZeppelinPrevious Rank: 1 (unchanged)Average Rank: 1.63Highest Rank: 1Lowest Ra...
Summer 2023 Prop Lines (Pre-Playoff Edition)
District Five ChampionshipBlueberry Bulldogs (+250)Red Zeppelin (+250)Julie’s Football ClubÂ...
Weeks 12-14 Box Scores (Summer 2023)
Hungry Hippos 2.0 vs The Lavender Llamas 1st Period:HIP (1-0) – Hicks (7) (assisted by Jeff Oberg)...
Week 14 Betting Lines (Summer 2023)
Hubba Bubba (-2.0 Goals) (-200)The Mighty Mensches (+2.0 Goals) (+150)Over 6.0 (-120)Under...
Week 13 Betting Lines (Summer 2023)
Green Street Hooligans (+170)Vegas Golden Knights (-240)Over 6.0 (-120)Under 6.0 (-120) Notes: A tot...
Week 12 Betting Lines (Summer 2023)
Jess was feeling left out of the weekly previews so she has made her return as my annual #collab par...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume IV) (Summer 2023)
1) Red ZeppelinPrevious Rank:Â 1 (unchanged)Average Rank:Â 1.57Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 3Standa...
Weeks 9-11 Box Scores (Summer 2023)
MelRose Place vs Green Street Hooligans 1st Period:MRP (1-0) – Dom (4) (assisted by Ryan Levine) (...
Week 11 Betting Lines, Take Two (Summer 2023)
Green Street Hooligans (+105)Shooting Blancs (-150)Over 6.0 (-135)Under 6.0 (-105) Alex Notes: The l...
Week 11 Betting Lines (Summer 2023)
The Lavender Llamas (-120)Shooting Blancs (-120)Over 7.5 (-150)Under 7.5 (+110) Alex Notes: Previews...
Week 10 Betting Lines (Summer 2023)
Blueberry Bulldogs (-120)MelRose Place (-120)Over 6.0 (-120)Under 6.0 (-120) Notes: MelRose will hav...
Weeks 7 & 8 Box Scores (Summer 2023)
Blueberry Bulldogs vs Hubba Bubba 1st Period:HUB (1-0) – Mike Stern (5) (assisted by Neil) (2:00)B...
Week 9 Betting Lines (Summer 2023)
MelRose Place (-260)Green Street Hooligans (+185)Over 6.5 (-120)Under 6.5 (-120) Notes: Welcome...
Week 8 Betting Lines (Summer 2023)
Julie’s Football Club (-300)The Mighty Mensches (+200)Over 6.5 (-110)Under 6.5 (-130) Notes:Â ...
Week 6 Box Scores (Summer 2023)
The Mighty Mensches vs Green Street Hooligans 2nd Period:GSH (1-0) – Gil (1) (assisted by Amanda) ...
