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Big Deke Energy (-180)Red Eyed Peas (+135)Notes: Red enter the season with their lowest preseas...

1) BluebiesAverage Rank: 2.88Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 6Standard Deviation: 2.881st Place Vote...

District Five ChampionshipUntitled Sex Team (+220)On Tuesdays We Wear Pink (+270)Shooting Blancs (+3...

The Lavender Llamas (-120)MelRose Place (-120)Over 6.0 (-110)Under 6.0 (-130)Notes: The Llamas ...

The Mighty Mensches (+2.0 Goals) (+145)The Lavender Llamas (-2.0 Goals) (-200)Over 6.0 (-120)Under 6...

1) Red ZeppelinPrevious Rank: 1 (unchanged)Average Rank: 1.63Highest Rank: 1Lowest Ra...

District Five ChampionshipBlueberry Bulldogs (+250)Red Zeppelin (+250)Julie’s Football ClubÂ...

Hungry Hippos 2.0 vs The Lavender Llamas 1st Period:HIP (1-0) – Hicks (7) (assisted by Jeff Oberg)...

Hubba Bubba (-2.0 Goals) (-200)The Mighty Mensches (+2.0 Goals) (+150)Over 6.0 (-120)Under...

Green Street Hooligans (+170)Vegas Golden Knights (-240)Over 6.0 (-120)Under 6.0 (-120) Notes: A tot...

Jess was feeling left out of the weekly previews so she has made her return as my annual #collab par...

1) Red ZeppelinPrevious Rank: 1 (unchanged)Average Rank: 1.57Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 3Standa...

MelRose Place vs Green Street Hooligans 1st Period:MRP (1-0) – Dom (4) (assisted by Ryan Levine) (...

Green Street Hooligans (+105)Shooting Blancs (-150)Over 6.0 (-135)Under 6.0 (-105) Alex Notes: The l...

The Lavender Llamas (-120)Shooting Blancs (-120)Over 7.5 (-150)Under 7.5 (+110) Alex Notes: Previews...

Blueberry Bulldogs (-120)MelRose Place (-120)Over 6.0 (-120)Under 6.0 (-120) Notes: MelRose will hav...

Blueberry Bulldogs vs Hubba Bubba 1st Period:HUB (1-0) – Mike Stern (5) (assisted by Neil) (2:00)B...

MelRose Place (-260)Green Street Hooligans (+185)Over 6.5 (-120)Under 6.5 (-120) Notes: Welcome...

Julie’s Football Club (-300)The Mighty Mensches (+200)Over 6.5 (-110)Under 6.5 (-130) Notes: ...

The Mighty Mensches vs Green Street Hooligans 2nd Period:GSH (1-0) – Gil (1) (assisted by Amanda) ...

Blueberry Bulldogs (-120)Hubba Bubba (-120)Over 6.0 (-120)Under 6.0 (-120) Notes: A truly difficult...

The Mighty Mensches (+1.5 Goals) (+130)Green Street Hooligans (-1.5 Goals) (-185)Over 7.0 (-105)Unde...

1) Red ZeppelinPrevious Rank: 1 (unchanged)Average Rank: 2.0Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 4Standar...

Red Zeppelin vs The Lavender Llamas 1st Period:RED (1-0) – Austin Marshalek (2) (unassisted) (6:56...

Red Zeppelin (EVEN)The Lavender Llamas (-145)Over 6.0 (-110)Under 6.0 (-130) Notes: There is legit o...

Merry Pranksters vs Hubba Bubba 1st Period:PRK (1-0) – Chris Fullam (1) (assisted by Sam Gelman) (...

Merry Pranksters (-110)Hubba Bubba (-130)Over 6.5 (-110)Under 6.5 (-130) Notes: Two teams weari...

District Five ChampionshipRed Zeppelin (+330)Julie’s Football Club (+330)Blueberry Bulldo...

1) Red ZeppelinPrevious Rank: 1 (unchanged)Average Rank: 1.71Highest Rank: 1Lowest Ra...

Hubba Bubba vs Red Zeppelin 1st Period:RED (1-0) – Harrison Hascoe (1) (EN) (assisted by Joe Magos...

Hubba Bubba (+125)Red Zepplin (-165)Over 6.5 (-130)Under 6.5 (-110) Notes: In honor of two...

Julie’s Football Club vs Hungry Hippos 2.0 1st Period:JFC (1-0) – Tash (1) (assisted by Jo R...

Julie’s Football Club (-145)Green Street Hooligans (EVEN)Over 6.0 (-130)Under 6.0 (-110) Not...

Julie’s Football Club (-110)Hungry Hippos 2.0 (-130)Over 6.5 (-120)Under 6.5 (-120) Notes:&nbs...

1) Red ZepplinAverage Rank: 2.5Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 41st Place Votes: 1 of 5 Comments: I...

*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only District Five ChampionshipVegas Golden Knights (...

From the same outlet that brought you such breaking news stories as the Herman/Chester Trade of 2021...

Julie’s Football Club vs I Just Blue Myself 3rd Period:JFC (1-0) – Dave Liang (3) (PPG) (ass...

Julie’s Football Club (+150)I Just Blue Myself (-200)Over 5.0 (-130)Under 5.0 (-110) Pub...

Vote breakdowns and results of the first of what will be an annual D5 midseason prop bet contest: Th...

Medium Rare vs Shooting Blancs 1st Period:RARE (1-0) – Jeff Oberg (1) (assisted by Josh Wagner) (1...

Medium Rare (+110)Shooting Blancs (-155)Over 6.0 (-120)Under 6.0 (-120) Public Perception: Notes: Th...

District Five ChampionshipI Just Blue Myself (+185)Green Street Hooligans (+280)Hungry Hippos 2.0 (+...

Welcome to Volume V of the D5 Power Rankings, the final ones before the playoff thunderdome kicks of...

Red RecordRed With Sam: 5-2Red Without Sam: 1-2 Notes: We knew they’d struggle ...

The Narwhals vs Julie’s Football Club 1st Period:JFC (1-0) – Tash (4) (unassisted) (7:48)2nd...

The Narwhals (+120)Julie’s Football Club (-165)Over 6.0 (-120)Under 6.0 (-120) Notes: Four ...

Julie’s Football Club vs I Just Blue Myself 1st Period:JFC (1-0) – Mitch (5) (unassisted) (1...

Hungry Hippos 2.0 vs Chili Peppers 1st Period:HIP (1-0) – Tom White (1) (assisted by Lucas) (11:30...

Julie’s Football Club (+120)I Just Blue Myself (-165)Over 5.5 (-110)Under 5.5 (-130) Notes: Bl...