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Week 4 Betting Lines (Fall 2023)
Shooting Blancs (-3.5 Goals) (-160)Merry Pranksters (+3.5 Goals) (+115)Over 8.5 (-110)Under 8.5 (-...
The Top 25 D5 Videos Of All Time (Part III: The Top 10)
Previous Entries: Part I, Part II After sifting through more D5 videos than I care to recount, we...
The Top 25 D5 Videos Of All Time (Part II: 25-11)
Previous Entry: The Honorable Mentions Part I of this series on D5 videos throughout the years delve...
The Top 25 D5 Videos Of All Time (Part I: The Honorable Mentions)
What makes a great video? People have been trying to figure this out for years. Hollywood studio exe...
Fall 2023 Prop Bets (Post-Hiatus Lines)
After a long than expected hiatus, we are somehow back in just one week’s time. In lieu of a r...
Week 3 Box Scores (Fall 2023)
On Tuesdays We Wear Pink vs Merry Pranksters1st Period:PNK (1-0) – Mike Stern (3) (assisted by Ste...
Weeks 1 & 2 Box Scores (Fall 2023)
Big Deke Energy vs Red Eyed Peas 2nd Period:RED (1-0) – Matt Lewis (1) (assisted by Cole) (1:42)RE...
Week 3 Betting Lines (Fall 2023)
On Tuesdays We Wear Pink (+2.0 Goals) (-105)Merry Pranksters (-2.0 Goals) (-135)Over 7.0 (...
Week 2 Betting Lines (Fall 2023)
Merry Pranksters (+120)Bada Bing (-165)Over 7.0 (-120)Under 7.0 (-120) Notes: The pur...
Week 1 Betting Lines (Fall 2023)
Big Deke Energy (-180)Red Eyed Peas (+135) Notes: Red enter the season with their lowest presea...
D5 Power Rankings (Preseason Ranks) (Fall 2023)
1) BluebiesAverage Rank:Â 2.88Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 6Standard Deviation:Â 2.881st Place Vote...
Fall 2023 Prop Bets (Opening Lines)
District Five ChampionshipUntitled Sex Team (+220)On Tuesdays We Wear Pink (+270)Shooting Blancs (+3...
Championship Week Lines (Summer 2023)
The Lavender Llamas (-120)MelRose Place (-120)Over 6.0 (-110)Under 6.0 (-130)Notes: The Llamas ...
Playoff Week 1 Betting Lines (Summer 2023)
The Mighty Mensches (+2.0 Goals) (+145)The Lavender Llamas (-2.0 Goals) (-200)Over 6.0 (-120)Under 6...
D5 Power Rankings (Pre-Playoff Edition) (Summer 2023)
1) Red ZeppelinPrevious Rank: 1 (unchanged)Average Rank: 1.63Highest Rank: 1Lowest Ra...
Summer 2023 Prop Lines (Pre-Playoff Edition)
District Five ChampionshipBlueberry Bulldogs (+250)Red Zeppelin (+250)Julie’s Football ClubÂ...
Weeks 12-14 Box Scores (Summer 2023)
Hungry Hippos 2.0 vs The Lavender Llamas 1st Period:HIP (1-0) – Hicks (7) (assisted by Jeff Oberg)...
Week 14 Betting Lines (Summer 2023)
Hubba Bubba (-2.0 Goals) (-200)The Mighty Mensches (+2.0 Goals) (+150)Over 6.0 (-120)Under...
Week 13 Betting Lines (Summer 2023)
Green Street Hooligans (+170)Vegas Golden Knights (-240)Over 6.0 (-120)Under 6.0 (-120) Notes: A tot...
Week 12 Betting Lines (Summer 2023)
Jess was feeling left out of the weekly previews so she has made her return as my annual #collab par...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume IV) (Summer 2023)
1) Red ZeppelinPrevious Rank:Â 1 (unchanged)Average Rank:Â 1.57Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 3Standa...
Weeks 9-11 Box Scores (Summer 2023)
MelRose Place vs Green Street Hooligans 1st Period:MRP (1-0) – Dom (4) (assisted by Ryan Levine) (...
Week 11 Betting Lines, Take Two (Summer 2023)
Green Street Hooligans (+105)Shooting Blancs (-150)Over 6.0 (-135)Under 6.0 (-105) Alex Notes: The l...
Week 11 Betting Lines (Summer 2023)
The Lavender Llamas (-120)Shooting Blancs (-120)Over 7.5 (-150)Under 7.5 (+110) Alex Notes: Previews...
Week 10 Betting Lines (Summer 2023)
Blueberry Bulldogs (-120)MelRose Place (-120)Over 6.0 (-120)Under 6.0 (-120) Notes: MelRose will hav...
Weeks 7 & 8 Box Scores (Summer 2023)
Blueberry Bulldogs vs Hubba Bubba 1st Period:HUB (1-0) – Mike Stern (5) (assisted by Neil) (2:00)B...
Week 9 Betting Lines (Summer 2023)
MelRose Place (-260)Green Street Hooligans (+185)Over 6.5 (-120)Under 6.5 (-120) Notes: Welcome...
Week 8 Betting Lines (Summer 2023)
Julie’s Football Club (-300)The Mighty Mensches (+200)Over 6.5 (-110)Under 6.5 (-130) Notes:Â ...
Week 6 Box Scores (Summer 2023)
The Mighty Mensches vs Green Street Hooligans 2nd Period:GSH (1-0) – Gil (1) (assisted by Amanda) ...
Week 7 Betting Lines (Summer 2023)
Blueberry Bulldogs (-120)Hubba Bubba (-120)Over 6.0 (-120)Under 6.0 (-120) Notes:Â A truly difficult...
Week 6 Betting Lines (Summer 2023)
The Mighty Mensches (+1.5 Goals) (+130)Green Street Hooligans (-1.5 Goals) (-185)Over 7.0 (-105)Unde...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume III) (Summer 2023)
1) Red ZeppelinPrevious Rank:Â 1 (unchanged)Average Rank:Â 2.0Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 4Standar...
Week 5 Box Scores (Summer 2023)
Red Zeppelin vs The Lavender Llamas 1st Period:RED (1-0) – Austin Marshalek (2) (unassisted) (6:56...
Week 5 Betting Lines (Summer 2023)
Red Zeppelin (EVEN)The Lavender Llamas (-145)Over 6.0 (-110)Under 6.0 (-130) Notes: There is legit o...
Week 4 Box Scores (Summer 2023)
Merry Pranksters vs Hubba Bubba 1st Period:PRK (1-0) – Chris Fullam (1) (assisted by Sam Gelman) (...
Week 4 Betting Lines (Summer 2023)
Merry Pranksters (-110)Hubba Bubba (-130)Over 6.5 (-110)Under 6.5 (-130) Notes: Two teams weari...
Updated Prop Bet Lines (Week IV) (Summer 2023)
District Five ChampionshipRed Zeppelin (+330)Julie’s Football Club (+330)Blueberry Bulldo...
D5 Power Rankings (Volume II) (Summer 2023)
1) Red ZeppelinPrevious Rank: 1 (unchanged)Average Rank: 1.71Highest Rank: 1Lowest Ra...
Week 3 Box Scores (Summer 2023)
Hubba Bubba vs Red Zeppelin 1st Period:RED (1-0) – Harrison Hascoe (1) (EN) (assisted by Joe Magos...
Week 3 Betting Lines (Summer 2023)
Hubba Bubba (+125)Red Zepplin (-165)Over 6.5 (-130)Under 6.5 (-110) Notes: In honor of two...
Weeks 1 & 2 Box Scores (Summer 2023)
Julie’s Football Club vs Hungry Hippos 2.0 1st Period:JFC (1-0) – Tash (1) (assisted by Jo R...
Week 2 Betting Lines (Summer 2023)
Julie’s Football Club (-145)Green Street Hooligans (EVEN)Over 6.0 (-130)Under 6.0 (-110) Not...
Week 1 Betting Lines (Summer 2023)
Julie’s Football Club (-110)Hungry Hippos 2.0 (-130)Over 6.5 (-120)Under 6.5 (-120) Notes:&nbs...
D5 Power Rankings (Preseason Ranks) (Summer 2023)
1) Red ZepplinAverage Rank:Â 2.5Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 41st Place Votes:Â 1 of 5 Comments:Â I...
Summer 2023 Prop Bets (Opening Lines)
*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only District Five ChampionshipVegas Golden Knights (...
BREAKING NEWS: D5 Adds 12th Franchise To Summer Season
From the same outlet that brought you such breaking news stories as the Herman/Chester Trade of 2021...
Championship Week Box Scores (Spring 2023)
Julie’s Football Club vs I Just Blue Myself 3rd Period:JFC (1-0) – Dave Liang (3) (PPG) (ass...
Championship Week Betting Lines (Spring 2023)
Julie’s Football Club (+150)I Just Blue Myself (-200)Over 5.0 (-130)Under 5.0 (-110) Pub...
D5 Prediction Contest Results (Spring 2023)
Vote breakdowns and results of the first of what will be an annual D5 midseason prop bet contest: Th...
Playoff Week 1 Box Scores (Spring 2023)
Medium Rare vs Shooting Blancs 1st Period:RARE (1-0) – Jeff Oberg (1) (assisted by Josh Wagner) (1...
