Week 14 Betting Lines (Summer 2023)

Hubba Bubba (-2.0 Goals) (-200)
The Mighty Mensches (+2.0 Goals) (+150)
Over 6.0 (-120)
Under 6.0 (-120)

Alex Notes: 
Pink gets Cherie and Amanda subbing even though Amanda kind of has a conflict of interest here as a pink loss would be great for green. Let’s face it – green is probably playing later so she should give her best effort, which is decent at best hockey, if she wants to keep getting sub callups at 3:30 on random days. Anyways, the Simon/Jeff Green goalie matchup should be a ton of fun but I think pink is too strong offensively and will be extremely motivated to avoid the play-ins with a regulation win. Hubba to roll.

Simon Notes: FOR THE RECORD FREY ASKED ME TO DO THIS SUCK IT JESSICA. Pink vs Mensches – Pink is the favorite for this one, they have a full package coming into this game night. Good forwards, solid D and a good goalie. Mensches will have Jeff Green and a few subs as I hear but that shouldn’t be enough. I like Jeff a lot, he’s my homie and now we’re goalie homies so it’s like a double homie type thing which I think is cool. Can he beat me in a head to head? Probably not, let’s face it, I’m an athlete. Pink to win and possibly clinch the 8th spot (probably not because Blancs will win against JFC) 

Shooting Blancs (+175)
Julie’s Football Club (-240)
Over 6.5 (-120)
Under 6.5 (-120)

Alex Notes: 
This is basically a playoff game for both teams; orange needs a win to maintain a shot at 2nd while the Blancs would be 11th with a loss and need two wins to make the main playoff bracket, yet could avoid the play-in tournament entirely with a regulation win. So I guess this actually makes this like two playoff games in one for them. Orange still has to be favored here but white is going to be HIGHLY motivated and I do think this will be a much closer game than people think. The Cara/Tash matchup will be the one fans are watching but Jacob Green vs AJ who is approximately 3x his size is what will likely decide it in the end.

Simon Notes: Potential to be a very close game. Blancs are treating this game as a playoff game. I heard that beards are being grown and sex is banned for the playoff run, i read somewhere that some coach would forbid their players to having coitus during the playoffs. Im that coach, no coitus. Also i like Julie a lot, i wish her nothing but the best but not tonight please.

Blueberry Bulldogs (-2.5 Goals) (-175)
The Mighty Mensches (+2.5 Goals) (+130)
Over 6.0 (-120)
Under 6.0 (-120)

Alex Notes: 
Rys is out for this game but otherwise most players seem to be in for blue. The Mensches do have maybe their best lineup of the season coming in but I’m not sure it’ll be enough. If the Bulldogs win, we get the #1 seed. We intend on doing just that.

Simon Notes: No offense to mensches but aint no way in hell they win this game. Blue to win and Alex will try to get Wes the scoring record. Wes is down 6 points on Satok, can he do it? Probably. Against Jeff? Even probablerery. Yup. L’chaim

Julie’s Football Club (-145)
Red Zeppelin (EVEN)
Over 6.0 (-120)
Under 6.0 (-120)

Alex Notes: 
Corey is a last minute call-out so Jack gets the start for red and honestly this game is a total toss-up. If we assume orange beats white in the earlier game, which I think they should (sorry Simon), this game is for 2nd place. 2nd and 3rd don’t get that different a path to the finals unlike past seasons, but you still always want to win the game and finish as high as you can. 2nd most likely plays the Pranksters while 3rd would play the Hippos so not a huge difference either way. Considering Julie hasn’t badgered me about subs or how worried she is all day, I can only assume she has a full lineup coming in tonight. I think orange wins this and takes a #2 seed into the playoffs.

Simon Notes: This’ll be a high scoring game i feel it. Not sure whos in for Red but i know that Dana is subbing for Sarah. Sarah only scores for Blancs, suck it red. I dislike the red team because they make me play aggro but i like a lot of their players. Tarnow is my homie and Nate is a defenseman. He throws his glove when he scores and to be quite honest, i think its cringe. Sorry Nate, you need a new celly. 

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