Week 4 Box Scores (Fall 2023)

Shooting Blancs vs Merry Pranksters

1st Period:
BLNC (1-0) – Scott Storer (2) (assisted by Adam Satok) (3:06)
BLNC (2-0) – Zach Flynn (1) (assisted by Simon) (9:07)
BLNC (3-0) – Scott Storer (3) (assisted by Tom McGuire) (10:25)
BLNC (4-0) – Zach Flynn (1) (assisted by Scott Storer) (12:15)
PRK (1-4) – Brooke (3) (assisted by Paul Chester) (13:31)
2nd Period:
BLNC (5-1) – Kevin Aylesworth (2) (assisted by Zach Flynn) (3:18)
BLNC (6-1) – Tom McGuire (5) (assisted by Simon) (5:34)
BLNC (7-1) – Scott Storer (4) (assisted by Simon) (10:51)
BLNC (8-1) – Scott Storer (5) (assisted by Tom White) (13:39)
3rd Period:
BLNC (9-1) – Zach Flynn (3) (assisted by Adam Satok) (6:10)
BLNC (10-1) – Zach Flynn (4) (assisted by Scott Storer) (10:33)

GAME NOTES: It was a beating for the ages as white scored early, scored often and scored enough to make Gelman cry (probably)…Jack mostly gets a star here because he enticed Cardello to bet on him getting a shutout, then gave up a goal approximately two minutes later. Magnificent work, he earned himself a free bet with that one.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – The Jackuum (W, 1 GA)
2nd – Zach Flynn (4G, 1A)
1st –Scott Storer (4G, 2A)

On Tuesdays We Wear Pink vs Merry Pranksters

1st Period:
PNK (1-0) – Justin McNeil (2) (assisted by Jo Robin) (6:30)
PNK (2-0) – Rockoff (1) (assisted by Jo Robin) (11:19)
2nd Period:
PRK (1-2) – Sonja (1) (assisted by Ari) (7:24)
PNK (3-1) – Justin McNeil (3) (assisted by Stern) (8:46)
PNK (4-1) – Mike Wright (2) (assisted by Jake Kolenberg) (10:56)
3rd Period:
PNK (5-1) – Rockoff (2) (unassisted) (2:23)

GAME NOTES: Different opponent, slightly better but pretty much same result for the violently shorthanded Pranksters as they take a righteous 5-1 beating at the hands of pink.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Jo Robin (2A)
2nd – Rockoff (2G)
1st – Justin McNeil (2G)

On Tuesdays We Wear Pink vs Jewish Golden Calfs

1st Period:
PNK (1-0) – Rockoff (3) (assisted by Jo Robin) (4:09)
2nd Period:
JGC (1-1) – Minsky (3) (assisted by Joe) (2:26)
JGC (2-1) – Tommy (2) (assisted by Joe) (3:51)
JGC (3-1) – Caitin (1) (assisted by Adam Herman) (3:51)
JGC (4-1) – Tommy (3) (assisted by Adam Herman) (12:19)
3rd Period:
JGC (5-1) – Minsky (4) (unassisted) (3:44)

GAME NOTES: A minor upset as a shorthanded JGC team puts on an absolute clinic en route to a surprising 5-1 domination of pink who had just dominated tie-dye…apparently Tommy was sick for this one but still scored two goals. Yehuda has informed me that people are calling this “the flu game.” When he says “people are calling this…” it sounds like when Trump says “people are saying…” so take that with a grain of salt.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Max (W, 1 GA)
2nd – Minsky (2G)
1st – Tommy (2G)

Bada Bing vs 96th Street Bastards

1st Period:
BST (1-0) – Hicks (6) (assisted by Alex Merone) 4:50)
2nd Period:
BING (1-1) – Dave Liang (3) (assisted by Annie) (1:58)
BING (2-1) – Tyler (1) (assisted by Q Train) (2:57)
BING (3-1) – Russo (2) (assisted by Dave Liang) (9:46)
BST (2-3) – Amanda (1) (assisted by Alex Merone) (12:21)
BING (4-2) – Russo (3) (assisted by Dave Liang) (13:26)
3rd Period:
BST (3-4) – Mike Sanchick (2) (unassisted) (1:02)
BING (5-3) – Dave Liang (4) (assisted by Tyler Hines) (6:29)
BST (4-5) – Mike Sanchick (3) (unassisted) (8:29)

GAME NOTES: Over bettors prayers are answered as a one goal first period gives way to five in the second and three more in the third, just barely cashing the over of 8.5…some unusual activity on this game as I received multiple texts, with black up 1-0, to livebet a purple comeback. Thankfully I did not check my phone and was not financially violated by Bada Bing storming back and winning their first game of the season.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Sanchick (2G)
2nd – Russo (2G)
1st – Dave Liang (2G, 2A)

Red Eyed Peas vs Bluebies

1st Period:
RED (1-0) – Cara (6) (assisted by Cole) (3:50)
RED (2-0) – Cherie (3) (assisted by Cole) (11:12)
2nd Period:
RED (3-0) – Campbell (4) (assisted by Cherie) (7:57)
BLU (1-3) – Corey (4) (assisted by Chad) (10:36)
3rd Period:
BLU (2-3) – Corey (5) (assisted by Andrew N) (12:12)

GAME NOTES: Red came out hard in this one and without Sam and Brita, the Bluebies just didn’t have the firepower to keep up. A 3-2 decision for red that was honestly more lopsided than the scoreline would indicate.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Zisser (3 GA)
2nd – Campbell (GWG)
1st – Cherie (1G, 1A)

Bada Bing vs Red Eyed Peas

1st Period:
BING (1-0) – Russo (4) (assisted by Dave Liang) (11:58)
2nd Period:
RED (1-1) – Cole (4) (assisted by Nate) (2:52)
RED (2-1) – Cara (7) (assisted by Tarnow) (5:28)
RED (3-1) – Richard (2) (assisted by Cherie) (7:47)
RED (4-1) – Cole (5) (assisted by Richard) (9:28)
RED (5-1) – Jacob Herbers (1) (assisted by Cherie) (11:31)
3rd Period:
RED (6-1) – Cole (6) (assisted by Cherie) (1:40)
RED (7-1) – Nate (1) (assisted by Cara) (5:31)

GAME NOTES: Purple rode the momentum of their first win of the season earlier in the evening to a 1-0 lead heading into the second but their hopes for victory pretty much immediately turned into a pumpkin after that as red stormed back with seven unanswered goals to win this one decisively and rocket into 1st place in the standings.

THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Richard (1G, 1A)
2nd – Cherie (3A)
1st – Cole (3G)

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