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Silver Stallions (+1.5 Goals) (+135)Purple Nurple (-1.5 Goals) (-200)Over 6.0 Goals (-145)Under 6.0 ...

The Mighty Ducks vs Silver Stallions 1st Period:DUCK (1-0) – Simon (2) (assisted by Dave Zuck) (0:...

Fertilizin’ Eggs vs The Pie Pie Strikes Back2nd Period:EGG (1-0) – Jenn’s Bartender (1...

The Mighty Ducks (-2.0 Goals) (-200)Silver Stallions (+2.0 Goals) (+140)Over 7.5 Goals (-120)Under 7...

The first ever D5 Player Poll went out last week and the results are in: there are some real sick pe...

Fertilizin’ Eggs (-120)The Pie Pie Strikes Back (-120)Over 6.0 Goals (-120)Under 6.0 Goals (-1...

Mean Girls vs My Cup Size Is Stanley1st Period:CUP (1-0) – Matt Bramson (1) (assisted by Hogg) (2:...

The Blue Streakers vs Talking Reds1st Period:BLU (1-0) – Annie (2) (assisted by Chad) (0:33)BLU (2...

Mean Girls (+2.0 Goals) (+150)My Cup Size Is Stanley (-2.0 Goals) (-230)Over 6.5 Goals (-130)Under 6...

Slime Time Live (-145)Purple Nurple (EVEN)Over 6.0 Goals (-120)Under 6.0 Goals (-120) Notes: The ope...

District Five ChampionshipUntitled Sex Team (+150)Fertilizin’ Eggs (+240)The Pie Pie Strikes B...

1) Untitled Blue Team Average Rank: 1.88Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 4Standard Deviati...

As you may have heard, I won the D5 Playoff Challenge by a record margin. It was truly something to ...

The Blue Streakers (-120)Talking Reds (-120)Over 4.0 Goals (-120)Under 4.0 Goals (-120) Notes: This ...

Spring 2025 was a banner season for D5, the largest spring season we’ve ever had and quite hon...

The MilkMob vs Pizza Rats1st Period:MILK (1-0) – Good Yehuda (1) (assisted by The Milkman) (3:08)2...

Abbreviated power rankings! Abbreviated because it’s a holiday weekend and there are only four...

The Grassholes vs Talking Reds1st Period:RED (1-0) – Tarnow (3) (assisted by Kevin) (6:23)2nd Peri...

The MilkMob (+140)Pizza Rats (-200)Over 6.0 Goals (-120)Under 6.0 Goals (-120) Notes: The opening ma...

Pizza Rats vs Team Pie PIe2nd Period:PIE (1-0) – Steph (1) (assisted by Simon) (5:33)PIE (2-0) –...

The Grassholes (-200)Talking Reds (+140)Over 5.5 Goals (-125)Under 5.5 Goals (-115) Notes: We have a...

My Cup Size Is Stanley (-2.5 Goals) (-120)The MilkMob (+2.5 Goals) (-120)Over 6.5 Goals (-145)Under ...

Mace Windu vs Team Pie Pie 1st Period:MACE (1-0) – Sanchick (1) (unassisted) (0:30)PIE (1-1) – D...

Pizza Rats (+2.0 Goals) (-120)Team Pie Pie (-2.0 Goals) (-120)Over 5.5 (-120)Under 5.5 (-120) Notes:...

Silver Stallions (+1.5 Goals) (+185)My Cup Size Is Stanley (-1.5 Goals) (-300)Over 7.0 Goals (-110)U...

Crankin’ Hog vs The MilkMob 1st Period:HOG (1-0) – Jake Friedman (2) (assisted by Pete) (3:3...

Mace Windu vs Beatin’ Meat 1st Period:MEAT (1-0) – Jake Friedman (1) (assisted by Munir) (4:...

Mace Windu (+1.0 Goals) (+110)Team Pie Pie (-1.0 Goals) (-155)Over 5.5 (-110)Under 5.5 (-130) Notes:...

Editor’s Note: This blurb was emailed to me 10 minutes ago and is a developing story.Breaking ...

Beatin’ Meat Crankin’ Hog (-1.5 Goals) (-165)The MilkMob (+1.5 Goals) (+120)Over 7.5 Goa...

Shocking news out of New Jersey today as, for the second time this week, Yehuda has been excommunica...

Mace Windu (-250)Beatin’ Meat (+165)Over 6.0 Goals (-130)Under 6.0 Goals (-110) Notes: This is...

Talking Reds vs Mace Windu 2nd Period:RED (1-0) – Erik Cortez (1) (assisted by Paul Chester) (2:18...

One of the craziest trades in league history was made official this morning as, after days of negoti...

The MilkMob vs Silver Stallions 1st Period:MILK (1-0) – The Milkman (1) (assisted by Seb) (1:44)ST...

Talking Reds (+150)Mace Windu (-230)Over 4.5 Goals (-120)Under 4.5 Goals (-120) Notes: Although I...

1) Team Pie Pie Average Rank: 1.75Previous Rank: 3 (up 2)Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: ...

The MilkMob (+150)Silver Stallions (-225)Over 6.5 (-120)Under 6.5 (-120) Notes: Both teams are sligh...

The Grassholes vs Beatin’ Meat1st Period:MEAT (1-0) – Pete (1) (assisted by Nick) (0:10)MEAT...

The Grassholes (+135)Beatin’ Meat (-180)Over 6.5 (EVEN)Under 6.5 (-145)Notes: Green opens up t...

The MilkMob vs Team Pie PIe1st Period:MILK (1-0) – Sean Lewin (1) (assisted by Jordan) (12:13)2nd ...

The MilkMob (+1.5 Goals) (+150)Team Pie Pie (-1.5 Goals) (-225)Over 7.0 (-120)Under 7.0 (-120) Notes...

1) The Blue Streakers Average Rank: 2.00Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 6Standard Deviati...

Opening lines for the Spring 2025 season…some with special guest commentary from last season&#...

#5: Andrew Goes #2 OverallAndrew is undoubtedly a league legend, the winner of three straight Leetch...

From the same trusted outlet that brought you such breaking news stories as the Herman/Chester Trad...

With the draft just under ten hours away, a look at each team’s unique front office situation ...

Who are your fellow leaguemates and where the hell did they come from? Every hero needs a proper ori...

Since it’s likely that no one except a few true sickos check the All Time Records & Achieveme...

Sexperts (+180)Merry Pranksters (-265)Over 4.5 (-110)Under 4.5 (-130)Notes: This game was tied 0-0 w...