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Rediohead (-200)Legally Blonde (+140)Over 5.5 Goals (EVEN)Under 5.5 Goals (-145)Notes: AI still has ...

Return Of The Clap (-145)The Mighty Ducks (EVEN)Over 6.5 Goals (-120)Under 6.5 Goals (-120) Notes: T...

Purple Monkey Dishwasher (+1.5 Goals) (EVEN)Rediohead (-1.5 Goals) (-145)Over 5.0 Goals (-120)Under ...

The Mighty Ducks (-1.5 Goals) (-145)Legally Blonde (+1.5 Goals) (EVEN)Over 6.5 Goals (EVEN)Under 6.5...

1) Untitled Sex Team Average Rank: 1.67Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 4Standard Deviation: 1.041st ...

Return Of The Pie Pie (-3.0 Goals) (-115)Hockey at Glatt’s (+3.0 Goals) (-125)Over 7.0 Goals (...

District Five ChampionshipUntitled Sex Team (+180)Return Of The Pie Pie (+250)Return Of The Clap (+3...

The Mighty Ducks (-120)Fertilizin’ Eggs (-120)Over 8.0 Goals (-105)Under 8.0 Goals (-135) Note...

Public opinion was evenly split on this one and with good reason. Purple was the public darling of t...

The Pie Pie Strikes Back vs Slime Time Live1st Period:STL (1-0) – Steve Rys (3) (assisted by Ariel...

Mean Girls (+2.0 Goals) (-105)My Cup Size Is Stanley (-2.0 Goals) (-135)Over 7.0 Goals (-120)Under 7...

Silver Stallions vs The Pie Pie Strikes Back 2nd Period:STA (1-0) – Jess (1) (assisted by Minsky) ...

The Pie Pie Strikes Back (-2.5 Goals) (-200)Mean Girls (+2.5 Goals) (+135)Over 8.0 Goals (-120)Under...

The Pie Pie Strikes Back (-145)Slime Time Live (EVEN)Over 6.5 Goals (-120)Under 6.5 Goals (-120) Not...

Silver Stallions (+2.5 Goals) (+125)The Pie Pie Strikes Back (-2.5 Goals) (-170)Over 8.0 Goals (-130...

Team To Win The ChampionshipSex Education or Fertilizin’ Eggs (-160)Field (+110) Team To Win T...

Fertilizin’ Eggs vs My Cup Size Is Stanley 1st Period:EGG (1-0) – Pete (3) (assisted by Ryan...

Silver Stallions vs Mean Girls2nd Period:MEAN (1-0) – Emma (1) (unassisted) (0:17)MEAN (2-0) – E...

My Cup Size Is Stanley (-2.0 Goals) (-145)Mean Girls (+2.0 Goals) (EVEN)Over 6.5 Goals (-120)Under 6...

Silver Stallions vs The Pie Pie Strikes Back1st Period:PIE (1-0) – James (4) (assisted by Murad) (...

Reds N’ Roses vs The Mighty Ducks 1st Period:RNR (1-0) – Craig (1) (assisted by Caitlin) (7:...

Fertilizin’ Eggs (+135)My Cup Size Is Stanley (-200)Over 6.5 Goals (-135)Under 6.5 Goals (-105...

Silver Stallions (+1.5 Goals) (-105)Mean Girls (-1.5 Goals) (-135)Over 7.5 Goals (-120)Under 7.5 Goa...

T1) Sex Education Average Rank: 2.67Previous Rank: 1 (unchanged)Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 7Stan...

Silver Stallions vs Purple Nurple1st Period:PRP (1-0) – Caleb (2) (assisted by Mitch) (6:33)2nd Pe...

Silver Stallions (+2.0 Goals) (-105)The Pie Pie Strikes Back (-2.0 Goals) (-135)Over 7.0 Goals (-160...

Reds N’ Roses (-120)The Mighty Ducks (-120)Over 6.5 (-120)Under 6.5 (-120) Notes: Wow, it̵...

How’d we do with our Pre-Tournament Betting Lines? Which ones were sharp and which ones were t...

Shortis vs Dirty Mike & The Boys2nd Period:MIKE (1-0) – Ryan (1) (assisted by Joel) (5:59)MIKE...

Note: All player lines include points accrued in all games, including playoffs, but NOT games played...

Silver Stallions (+1.5 Goals) (+135)Purple Nurple (-1.5 Goals) (-200)Over 6.0 Goals (-145)Under 6.0 ...

The Mighty Ducks vs Silver Stallions 1st Period:DUCK (1-0) – Simon (2) (assisted by Dave Zuck) (0:...

Fertilizin’ Eggs vs The Pie Pie Strikes Back2nd Period:EGG (1-0) – Jenn’s Bartender (1...

The Mighty Ducks (-2.0 Goals) (-200)Silver Stallions (+2.0 Goals) (+140)Over 7.5 Goals (-120)Under 7...

The first ever D5 Player Poll went out last week and the results are in: there are some real sick pe...

Fertilizin’ Eggs (-120)The Pie Pie Strikes Back (-120)Over 6.0 Goals (-120)Under 6.0 Goals (-1...

Mean Girls vs My Cup Size Is Stanley1st Period:CUP (1-0) – Matt Bramson (1) (assisted by Hogg) (2:...

The Blue Streakers vs Talking Reds1st Period:BLU (1-0) – Annie (2) (assisted by Chad) (0:33)BLU (2...

Mean Girls (+2.0 Goals) (+150)My Cup Size Is Stanley (-2.0 Goals) (-230)Over 6.5 Goals (-130)Under 6...

Slime Time Live (-145)Purple Nurple (EVEN)Over 6.0 Goals (-120)Under 6.0 Goals (-120) Notes: The ope...

District Five ChampionshipUntitled Sex Team (+150)Fertilizin’ Eggs (+240)The Pie Pie Strikes B...

1) Untitled Blue Team Average Rank: 1.88Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 4Standard Deviati...

As you may have heard, I won the D5 Playoff Challenge by a record margin. It was truly something to ...

The Blue Streakers (-120)Talking Reds (-120)Over 4.0 Goals (-120)Under 4.0 Goals (-120) Notes: This ...

Spring 2025 was a banner season for D5, the largest spring season we’ve ever had and quite hon...

The MilkMob vs Pizza Rats1st Period:MILK (1-0) – Good Yehuda (1) (assisted by The Milkman) (3:08)2...

Abbreviated power rankings! Abbreviated because it’s a holiday weekend and there are only four...

The Grassholes vs Talking Reds1st Period:RED (1-0) – Tarnow (3) (assisted by Kevin) (6:23)2nd Peri...

The MilkMob (+140)Pizza Rats (-200)Over 6.0 Goals (-120)Under 6.0 Goals (-120) Notes: The opening ma...

Pizza Rats vs Team Pie PIe2nd Period:PIE (1-0) – Steph (1) (assisted by Simon) (5:33)PIE (2-0) –...