
The Mighty Ducks vs Legally Blonde
1st Period:
LEG (1-0) – Emma (1) (unassisted) (3:43)
2nd Period:
DUCK (1-1) – Sarah (2) (assisted by Yehuda Silverman) (1:27)
LEG (2-1) – Emma (2) (assisted by Liam) (13:00)
3rd Period:
LEG (3-1) – Jake Friedman (1) (assisted by GG) (3:57)
LEG (4-1) – Corey (1) (EN) (assisted by Craig) (13:15)
GAME NOTES:
I think most people probably expected this one to be a total Ducks romp, but the sportsbook did warn you against underestimating pink and on this day, they showed why. Emma had two goals, Sophia was stellar and despite the possible death of one of their teammates on the bench, they came through for their fans with a somewhat surprising 4-1 domination of a previously undefeated Ducks team.
THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Jake Friedman (1G)
2nd – Sophia (W, 1 GA)
1st – Emma (2G)
A$$ Fault Green vs Purple Monkey Dishwasher
1st Period:
PMD (1-0) – Nick (1) (assisted by Gates) (4:54)
A$$ (1-1) – Liam (1) (assisted by Keith) (10:20)
2nd Period:
PMD (2-1) – Nick (2) (assisted by Jess) (2:23)
PMD (3-1) – Avik (1) (assisted by Nick) (9:05)
3rd Period:
A$$ (2-3) – Adam Herman (1) (assisted by Rockoff) (8:28)
PMD (4-2) – Dave Liang (1) (assisted by Jess) (10:25)
A$$ (3-4) – Alex Rockoff (1) (unassisted) (13:42)
GAME NOTES:
Despite the difference between these two teams in the standings this was a decidedly even affair going back-and-forth all game with purple pulling ahead and green coming back. But in the end, Team A$$ just ran out of time. A late Rockoff goal would get them within one, but it’s a 4-3 regulation win for purple as Nick buries his first two of the season while Dave would notch the game winner.
THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Alex Rockoff (1G, 1A)
2nd – Dave Liang (GWG)
1st – Nick (2G)
Great Sexpectations vs Hockey at Glatt’s
1st Period:
SEX (1-0) – Adam Satok (1) (assisted by Alex) (5:00)
2nd Period:
SEX (2-0) – Alex (1) (assisted by Sonj) (5:19)
3rd Period:
SEX (3-0) – Ryan K (1) (PP) (assisted by Alex) (5:48)
SEX (4-0) – Alex (2) (EN) (unassisted) (13:27)
GAME NOTES:
Blue came into this game with one guy on the bench but a lot of sex appeal. Glatt’s had a full bench except for Glatt himself which is obviously a huge absence. It was a fairly evenly played game but Sexpectations was able to pick up some timely scoring and that, along with Sonj notching her first shutout of the season, was enough for a 4-0 win that was definitely closer than the scoreline would appear.
THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Adam Satok (GWG)
2nd – Alex (2G, 2A)
1st – Sonj (W, SO)
I’m Schvitzing vs Purple Monkey Dishwasher
1st Period:
SCHV (1-0) – Ian (1) (assisted by Sean Kittredge) (0:30ish)
SCHV (2-0) – Emma (1) (assisted by Jason Reape) (3ish)
PMD (2-1) – Dave Liang (2) (assisted by Tom Fitz) (6ish)
PMD (2-2) – Nick (2) (assisted by Tom Fitz) (10:53)
2nd Period:
SCHV (3-2) – Emma (2) (assisted by Sean Kittredge) (2:37)
SCHV (4-2) – Jacob Berkowitz (1) (assisted by Emma) (13:37)
3rd Period:
PMD (3-4) – Dave Liang (3) (unassisted) (2:03)
SCHV (5-3) – Ian (2) (assisted by Harry) (8:10)
PMD (4-5) – Tom Fitz (1) (unassisted) (9:55)
PMD (5-5) – Cedric (1) (assisted by Tom Fitz) (11:31)
SCHV (6-5) – Jacob Berkowitz (2) (unassisted) (11:56)
GAME NOTES:
Jenn fucked up the times on the first several goals so they’re in there with approximate times I guess. This was easily the game of the night with just nonstop scoring to the tune of 11 goals. It was a nightmare in terms of how long this box score took to put together but electric to watch. In the end, despite blowing a 5-3 lead with 5:50 left and letting purple tie the game with 2:29 left, Schvitz would storm into the sauna with a goal off the following faceoff to retake the lead and just barely hang on for a hard fought, highly entertaining 6-5 victory in their opening game of the season.
THREE STARS OF THE GAME:
3rd – Jacob Berkowitz (2G)
2nd – Tom Fitz (1G, 3A)
1st – Emma (2G, 1A)
