All Time Records Update Post (2026 Edition)

Since it’s likely that no one except a few true sickos check the All Time Records & Achievements page with any regularity, here’s some info on what’s changed and what’s stayed the same since the last update (about a year ago) and what you can look forward to milestone-wise in the coming seasons.

First, the big one – all time points. Names that are bolded on these charts will denote active players which, since I don’t know everyone’s future plans, will simply be defined as players registered for the Spring 2026 season.

All Time Scoring Leaders (Regular Season)

Rank	Name	GP	Goals	Assists	Points	PPG
1	Hicks	176	158	92	250	1.42
2	Jack	133	110	67	177	1.33
3	Mike Tarnow	157	58	99	157	1.00
4	Ryan Levine	75	92	64	156	2.08
5	Sam	78	69	83	152	1.95
6	Neil	96	87	49	136	1.42
7	Alex	161	55	81	136	0.84
8	Sam Gelman	83	98	30	128	1.54
9	Cherie	146	54	65	119	0.82
10	Probie	68	80	27	107	1.57
11	Tom Fitz	70	55	49	104	1.49
12	Mike Stern	83	75	28	103	1.24
13	Guido	62	76	25	101	1.63
14	Adam Satok	97	58	43	101	1.04
15	Derek	53	54	42	96	1.81
16	Annie	115	47	46	93	0.81
17	Wes	53	57	34	91	1.72
18	Alex Rockoff	119	51	38	89	0.75
19	Chad	46	59	27	86	1.87
20	Dave Liang	105	47	38	85	0.81
21	Nate Lerner	131	43	40	83	0.63
22	Minsky	51	56	25	81	1.59
23	Scott Metz	163	44	34	78	0.48
24	Matt Russo	133	36	42	78	0.59
24	Mikey Marron	133	36	42	78	0.59
26	Jo Robin	53	36	40	76	1.43
27	Jason Campbell	55	52	20	72	1.31
28	Ariel	126	38	34	72	0.57
29	Meg	50	37	33	70	1.40
30	Ryann	91	33	36	69	0.76

I know I write this every season but it continues to remain true – as long as Hicks can continue to avoid moving to the suburbs and dying (aka “The Probert”), no one’s going to catch him anytime soon. The only player who had a chance to do so while both were playing was Sammy but with him taking his talents to South Beach last year, Hicks is going to continue dominating the leaderboard until further notice due to his unique combination of having played the most games to this point, rarely missing games for any reason and rarely leaving the offensive zone for any reason. He’s already become the first player to crack 150 goals and 250 points and this season will likely become the 2nd player to crack 100 career assists. I say second because Tarnow is going to crack that 100 assist mark sometime early in the season and, with 21 points, will pass Jack for 2nd in all time points. But by the time he passes him, he’ll probably end up in 3rd as barring any further concussions/grotesque finger injuries, Ryan is set to take up 2nd in points by the end of the year. With a career per-game average of 2 points per game and assuming no more freak injuries this year, that second place crown is set to be his for the foreseeable future.

Other upcoming milestones coming up: Neil, Gelman and Ryan are going to become the 3rd, 4th and 5th players in league history to hit 100 goals. Chad is likely to storm into the top ten, currently sitting at 86 points in just 46 career games. With a ton of retired legends in front of him (happy trails Rockoff/Stern), there is going to be a ton of movement on this list between now and the next post of this kind in a year. One more thing to watch: last season saw three rookies that have a real chance to crack this list in a year’s time. Craig has 34 points in just 15 games although it will be interesting to see if a dman scoring over 20 points in a season is sustainable. Pink’s 13-2 win over Cup Size on the final day of the Fall 2025 season certainly did a lot of heavy lifting as did record rates of scoring league-wide in the Fall season. Everett and Glattman also have each played just one season and each scored over 25 points. It remains to be seen if that pace is sustainable but if so, and assuming they play all seasons at full health, they’re going to be on this list next year and potentially in a record low amount of games.

All Time PPG Leaders (Regular Season; Min 10 Games Played)

Rank	Name	GP	Goals	Assists	Points	PPG
1	Luke	16	28	15	43	2.69
2	Craig	15	20	14	34	2.27
3	Miles	30	42	23	65	2.17
4	Ryan Levine	75	92	64	156	2.08
5	Sam	78	69	83	152	1.95
6	Carter Weaver	16	23	8	31	1.94
7	Chad	46	59	27	86	1.87
8	Derek	53	54	42	96	1.81
9	Wes	53	57	34	91	1.72
10	Corey	31	32	21	53	1.71
11	Jeff	15	19	6	25	1.67
12	Guido	62	76	25	101	1.63
13	Minsky	51	56	25	81	1.59
14	Probie	68	80	27	107	1.57
15	Sam Gelman	83	98	30	128	1.54
16	Avery	18	16	11	27	1.50
17	Tom Fitz	70	55	49	104	1.49
18	Jo Robin	53	36	40	76	1.43
19	Hicks	176	158	92	250	1.42
20	Neil	96	87	49	136	1.42

This list is likely to look very different next season for two main reasons: triple the sample size of games for Craig to see if he can keep up his current historic scoring pace, and eligibility for Everett and Glatt once they hit 10 games played. Most incredible about this list is how clustered the middle is and how many legends from the past live on in per-game stats. Sigh.

Otherwise, this is the list with the least turnover year-to-year as per-game averages are much harder to top than raw totals. Luke remains the most prolific on a per-game basis this league has seen, by a reasonably large margin. Of the players listed as inactive on this list, there’s a chance that a few come back this season (Fitz and Luke) but TBD.

All Time Goals Leaders (Regular Season)

Rank	Name	GP	Goals	Assists	Points	GPG
1	Hicks	176	158	92	250	0.90
2	Jack	133	110	67	177	0.83
3	Sam Gelman	83	98	30	128	1.18
4	Ryan Levine	75	92	64	156	1.23
5	Neil	96	87	49	136	0.91
6	Probie	68	80	27	107	1.18
7	Guido	62	76	25	101	1.23
8	Mike Stern	83	75	28	103	0.90
9	Sam	78	69	83	152	0.88
10	Chad	46	59	27	86	1.28
11	Adam Satok	97	58	43	101	0.60
12	Mike Tarnow	157	58	99	157	0.37
13	Wes	53	57	34	91	1.08
14	Minsky	51	56	25	81	1.10
15	Tom Fitz	70	55	49	104	0.79
16	Alex	161	55	81	136	0.34
17	Derek	53	54	42	96	1.02
18	Cherie	146	54	65	119	0.37
19	Jason Campbell	55	52	20	72	0.95
20	Alex Rockoff	119	51	38	89	0.43

All Time Assists Leaders (Regular Season)

Rank	Name	GP	Goals	Assists	Points	APG
1	Mike Tarnow	157	58	99	157	0.63
2	Hicks	176	158	92	250	0.52
3	Sam	78	69	83	152	1.06
4	Alex	161	55	81	136	0.50
5	Jack	133	110	67	177	0.50
6	Cherie	146	54	65	119	0.45
7	Ryan Levine	75	92	64	156	0.85
8	Tom Fitz	70	55	49	104	0.70
9	Neil	96	87	49	136	0.51
10	Annie	115	47	46	93	0.40
11	Adam Satok	97	58	43	101	0.44
12	Derek	53	54	42	96	0.79
13	Matt Russo	133	36	42	78	0.32
14	Mikey Marron	133	36	42	78	0.32
15	Jo Robin	53	36	40	76	0.75
16	Nate Lerner	131	43	40	83	0.31
17	Dave Liang	105	47	38	85	0.36
18	Alex Rockoff	119	51	38	89	0.32
19	Ryann	91	33	36	69	0.40
20	Wes	53	57	34	91	0.64
21	Ariel	126	38	34	72	0.27
22	Scott Metz	163	44	34	78	0.21
23	Meg	50	37	33	70	0.66
24	Sam Gelman	83	98	30	128	0.36
25	Matt Stabel	98	31	29	60	0.30

Overall some fairly similar lists to points but in a very different order. What’s amazing to me when looking at this list is, as I wrote this time last year:

“If you asked 10 people who was better, Probert or Gelman, approximately 10 of 10 would answer Probert. And yet, their scoring is almost identical.”

Both last year and this year they made this list with the exact same goals per game, making the juxtaposition between the two players fascinating to consider. Are we just romanticizing the past and current talent is actually overall better than it was a few years ago or has scoring increased at such a massive rate that a rising tide lifts all boats? It should be noted that Probert was always slotted in the 1st round and generally considered a top 3 player for his entire tenure in the league while Gelman routinely gets slotted late in the 1st round. Is that a case of inherent bias due to the fact that Gelman used to be available in rounds 5-7 (and was of course always drafted by blue in those seasons) or a case of scoring increasing league-wide? Similarly, Ryan and Chad are putting up goals at a rate that exceeds even guys like Derek and Wes from past seasons, when they were always top 3 picks. Like projecting where Gretzky would be compared to McDavid or Kuch if he played in this era, a side-by-side comparison of different hockey eras is extremely difficult in any context. But it’s great food for thought.

Ladies’ Scoring Leaders (Regular Season)

Rank	Name	GP	Goals	Assists	Points	PPG
1	Cherie	146	54	65	119	0.82
2	Annie	95	46	43	89	0.94
3	Meg	50	37	33	70	1.40
4	Ryann	91	33	36	69	0.76
5	Julie	128	22	40	62	0.48

Meg’s insane 1.40 PPG mark remains secure for now with an impressive 50 game sample size but due to pink’s prolific scoring prowess last season (particularly with 31 goals in their final three games) Emma has a chance to catch her if she plays all three seasons in 2026 and continues to put up over a point per game. Otherwise this top five is probably secure for the foreseeable future.

Goalie Wins

Rank	Name	GP	Wins	SO
1	Zisser	130	60	7
2	Jeff Green	79	57	9
3	Max	104	55	4
4	Corey	94	40	4
5	Casca	61	35	7
6	AJ	49	32	5
7	Sonj	41	30	4
8	Jacob Green	72	30	2
9	Phelps	37	25	8
10	Dave GDR	67	24	1

Goalie Minutes Per Goal & Estimated GAA

Rank	Name	GP	Wins	Minutes	Goals Allowed	Min/Goal	Estimated GAA
1	Campbell	29	21	1208.5	53	22.80	1.75
2	Tim K	19	14	748	38	19.68	1.98
3	AJ Frey	49	32	2009	109	18.43	2.28
4	Jeff Green	79	57	3242	185	17.52	2.40
5	Carl	20	11	840	48	17.50	2.40
6	Sonj	41	30	1742.5	101	17.25	2.43
7	Eitan	17	8	664	41	16.20	2.41
8	Phelps	35	23	1438	95	15.14	2.71
9	Ryan Waldman	23	13	974	67	14.54	3.10
10	Max	104	55	4308	320	13.46	3.12
11	Zisser	130	60	5415	421	12.86	3.27
12	Corey	94	40	3952	335	11.80	3.56

Goalies remain relatively stable from last season with Zisser remaining atop the all-time wins list despite taking the Fall season off and Jeff/Max, the two other remaining pre-covid goaltenders, continuing to take 2nd and 3rd. If Sonj plays a season or two this year she’s going to crack the top five while Carl debuts on the minutes per goal chart in 5th place with a career GAA of 2.40. Although the varying game lengths throughout the years make a true GAA average tough for some goalies who have played in different eras, Carl’s only played in the 14 minute period era and thus his can be accurately calculated. I also have no idea if Campbell’s playing in net at all this year but in general I consider him between the pipes to be the single most impactful player in the league.

Single Season Records
Goals – 26 (Guido, Summer/Fall 2021)
Assists – 17 (Sam, Summer/Fall 2021)
Points – 31 (Guido & Sam, Summer/Fall 2021)
Goals (10 Game Season) – 19 (Everett, Fall 2025)
Assists (10 Game Season) – 18 (Sam, Fall 2024)
Points (10 Game Season)  – 28 (Ryan, Fall 2024) & (Everett, Fall 2025)
Win % – 1.000 (The Charging Cheetahs, Summer 2018)
Goals Scored Per Game (Team) – 5.80 (Clappin’ Cheeks, Spring 2024)
Goals Allowed Per Game (Team) – 0.8 (EJ Entertainment, Fall 2022)

Single Game Records
Goals – 7 (Emma, Week 10, Fall 2025)
Assists – 5 (Ryan Levine, Week 8, Fall 2023)
Points – 8 (Meg, Week 9, Summer/Fall 2021)
Goals (Team) – 13 Goals (Legally Blonde, Final Week, Fall 2025)
Highest Scoring Game – 17 Goals (Green Street Hooligans over Pink Lemonade, Week 4, Summer 2022) & (Hungry Hippos over Shooting Blancs, Week 13, Summer 2023)

Multiple scoring marks got obliterated last season and in fact I have to double check the stats because I’m not sure if the points record went down in addition to the goals record (it seems likely considering the insane amount of goals league-wide in the Fall). Everett took the goals record and tied the points record in his first season in the league; with increased attention and (hopefully) less blowouts in year 2, can he keep up or even improve on last season’s historic 3 PPG pace? Same goes for Glattman and Craig who were fairly close to hitting these marks themselves. It’s a wonder the 17 goals in a game mark didn’t go down all things considered. The second safest record seems to be Sam’s 18 assists in a season because, unlike in the NHL, since we don’t give secondaries goals do generally come easier than assists. And the safest record in the league, in my opinion, is EJ Entertainment giving up 8 goals across an entire 10 game regular season. Short of ditching the draft setup and moving to a complete no parity system (which is never happening), I’d be shocked if that one ever went down.

Scoring Titles
2: Hicks + Neil + Ryan
1: 13 People Tied

Player Of The Year Finalists
5: Sam, Ryan & Jack
4: Annie & Hicks
3: Chad, Wes & Gelman
2: Cherie, Meg, Derek, Neil & Satok

Player Of The Year Awards
2: Sam & Ryan
1: 9 People Tied

Cups
5: Andrew, Annie & Goose
4: Chad, Sam, Rockoff, Kolenberg, Mike Wright & Julie
3: Cardello, Mikey, Len, Phelps, Sanchick, Meehan, Brett Cantor & Emily Barbour
2: Over 70 people tied

Predictions: by this time next year, all these lists are going to be totally different as Ryan/Hicks attempt to become the first player to win 3 scoring titles, and likely one of them will, while Everett/Glatt look to crack the 2 mark. With Sam and Jack retired, Ryan will take the lead on POY finalists and probably hold onto it for a really long time. Player of the Year awards, as with anything related to democracy, are close to impossible to predict. And Cups…well, thats the big one. With myself being ineligible for this list there are three people with five; one of them now lives in Colorado, one is taking the spring season off and one is iffy every offseason on whether to come back or not. This leaves the door cracked for someone to join the ranks of this elite group with a little luck. Who will it be? Meet us at Dorrian’s to find out.