All Time Records & Achievements

All Time Scoring Leaders (Regular Season)

RankNameGPGoalsAssistsPointsPPG
1Hicks167149882371.42
2Jack133110671771.33
3Sam7869831521.95
4Mike Tarnow14850951450.98
5Ryan Levine6779581372.04
6Sam Gelman8398301281.54
7Neil9183431261.38
8Alex15152711230.81
9Cherie14654651190.82
10Probie6880271071.57
11Mike Stern8375281031.24
12Guido6276251011.63
13Adam Satok885542971.10
14Derek535442961.81
15Annie1154746930.81
16Wes535734911.72
17Tom Fitz624842901.45
18Chad465927861.87
19Alex Rockoff1114636820.74
20Dave Liang954536810.85
21Minsky495623791.61
22Matt Russo1333642780.59
23Jo Robin533640761.43
24Nate Lerner1223637730.60
25Jason Campbell555220721.31
26Scott Metz1544229710.46
27Meg503733701.40
28Mikey Marron1233139700.57
29Miles304223652.17
30Ariel1183530650.55

All Time PPG Leaders (Regular Season; Min 10 Games Played)

RankNameGPGoalsAssistsPointsPPG
1Luke162815432.69
2Miles304223652.17
3Ryan Levine6779581372.04
4Sam7869831521.95
5Carter Weaver16238311.94
6Chad465927861.87
7Derek535442961.81
8Wes535734911.72
9Corey313221531.71
10Jeff15196251.67

All Time Goals Leaders (Regular Season)

RankNameGPGoalsAssistsPointsPPG
1Hicks167149882371.42
2Jack133110671771.33
3Sam Gelman8398301281.54
4Neil9183431261.38
5Probie6880271071.57
6Ryan Levine6779581372.04
7Guido6276251011.63
8Mike Stern8375281031.24
9Sam7869831521.95
10Chad465927861.87
11Wes535734911.72
12Minsky495623791.61
13Adam Satok885542971.10
14Derek535442961.81
15Cherie14654651190.82
16Jason Campbell555220721.31
17Alex15152711230.81
18Mike Tarnow14850951450.98
19Tom Fitz624842901.45
20Annie1154746930.81

All Time Assists Leaders (Regular Season)

RankNameGPGoalsAssistsPointsPPG
1Mike Tarnow14850951450.98
2Hicks167149882371.42
3Sam7869831521.95
4Alex15152711230.81
5Jack133110671771.33
6Cherie14654651190.82
7Ryan Levine6779581372.04
8Annie1154746930.81
9Neil9183431261.38
10Derek535442961.81

All-Time Games Played Leaders
(Note: I have less confidence in the accuracy of this leaderboard than any other on this page)

RankNameGPGoalsAssistsPointsPPG
1Hicks167149882371.42
2Scott Metz1544229710.46
3Alex15152711230.81
4Mike Tarnow14850951450.98
5Cherie14654651190.82
6Jack133110671771.33
7Matt Russo1333642780.59
8Mikey Marron1233139700.57
9Nate Lerner1223637730.60
10Julie Katz1192134550.46

All-Time Ladies Scoring Leaders

RankNameGPGoalsAssistsPoints
1Cherie1465465119
2Annie95464389
3Meg50373370
4Julie Katz99174057
5Ryann71252752
6Tash84242347
7Cheeky33241741
8Caitlin114142236
9Cara29201535

Goalie Wins

RankNameGPWinsSO
1Zisser130607
2Jeff Green74539
3Max96494
4Corey88404
5Casca61357
6AJ49325
7Jacob Green72302
8Phelps37258
9Sonj32244
10Dave GDR67241

Career Minutes Per Goal (Minimum 15 Games Started)
Editor’s Note: Since game lengths have fluctuated from 39 minutes to 45 minutes throughout the league’s history, it is difficult to accurately gauge official GAA on the classic calculation which translates minutes played to a precise games # and then divides that into goals. As such, I have created a similar metric (basically the exact reverse of GAA) which is how many minutes each goalie plays, on average, before allowing a goal.

RankNameGPWinsMinutesGoals AllowedMin/GoalEstimated GAA
1Campbell29211208.55322.801.75
2Tim K19147483819.681.98
3AJ Frey4932200910918.432.28
4Sonj32241360.57617.902.35
5Jeff Green7453304817117.822.36
6Eitan1786644116.202.41
7Phelps352314389515.142.71
8Ryan Waldman23139746714.543.10
9Max96493968.530413.053.22
10Zisser13060541542112.863.27

Single Season Records
Goals
– 26 (Guido, Summer/Fall 2021)
Assists – 17 (Sam, Summer/Fall 2021)
Points – 31 (Guido & Sam, Summer/Fall 2021)
Goals (10 Game Season) – 18 (Neil, Spring 2022)
Assists (10 Game Season) – 18 (Sam, Fall 2024)
Points (10 Game Season)  – 28 (Ryan, Fall 2024)
Win % – 1.000 (The Charging Cheetahs, Summer 2018)
Goals Scored Per Game (Team) – 5.80 (Clappin’ Cheeks, Spring 2024)
Goals Allowed Per Game (Team) – 0.8 (EJ Entertainment, Fall 2022)

Single Game Records
Goals – 6 (Neil, Week 4, Spring 2022)
Assists – 5 (Ryan Levine, Week 8, Fall 2023)
Points – 8 (Meg, Week 9, Summer/Fall 2021)
Goals (Team) – 11 Goals (MelRose Place, Week 12, Summer 2023)
Highest Scoring Game – 17 Goals (Green Street Hooligans over Pink Lemonade, Week 4, Summer 2022) & (Hungry Hippos over Shooting Blancs, Week 13, Summer 2023)

Scoring Titles
2: Hicks + Neil + Ryan
1: 12 People Tied

Player Of The Year Finalists
5: Sam, Ryan & Jack
4: Annie
3: Chad, Hicks, Wes & Gelman
2: Cherie, Meg, Derek, Neil & Satok

Player Of The Year Awards
2: Sam & Ryan
1: 8 People Tied

Cups
5: Andrew & Annie
4: Chad, Mike Goose, Sam, Rockoff, Kolenberg & Mike Wright
3: Cardello, Mikey, Len, Phelps, Sanchick, Meehan, Brett Cantor, Julie & Emily Barbour
2: Over 70 people tied

Championship Winners
Summer 2018The Varsity Warriors
Fall 2018Cleveland Browns
Spring 2019 – Goonies
Summer 2019 – Goonies
Fall 2019 – Green Street Hooligans
Spring 2021 – Crimson Wave
Summer/Fall 2021The Sexy Ducks
Spring 2022The Goaldiggers
Summer 2022Julie’s Football Club
Fall 2022The Muskies
Spring 2023Hungry Hippos 2.0
Summer 2023The Lavender Llamas
Fall 2023Bluebies
Spring 2024The Smurfs
Summer 2024Layin’ Pipe
Fall 2024The Grassholes
Spring 2025The Blue Streakers
Summer 2025 – Sex Education

Trophy Case
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer 2018) – Probie
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Fall 2018) – Yetter
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Spring 2019) – Emily Barbour
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer 2019) – Cherie
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Fall 2019) – Patrick Barch
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Spring 2021) – Zisser
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer/Fall 2021) – Sully
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Spring 2022) – Hogg
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer 2022) – George
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Fall 2022) – Jack
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Spring 2023) – Abby
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer 2023) – Let’s Go Phelps!
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Fall 2023) – Sam
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Spring 2024) – Chad
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer 2024) – Ryan
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Fall 2024) – Mike Stern
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Spring 2025) – Max
Adam Banks Playoff MVP Award (Summer 2025) – Kate
Scoring Title (Summer 2018) – Probie
Scoring Title (Fall 2018) – Jeff
Scoring Title (Spring 2019) – Derek
Scoring Title (Summer 2019) – Hicks
Scoring Title (Fall 2019) – Hogg
Scoring Title (Spring 2021) – Neil
Scoring Title (Summer/Fall 2021) – Guido
Scoring Title (Spring 2022) – Neil
Scoring Title (Summer 2022) – Sam
Scoring Title (Fall 2022) – Hicks
Scoring Title (Spring 2023) – Stern
Scoring Title (Summer 2023) – Adam Satok
Scoring Title (Fall 2023) – Sam Gelman
Scoring Title (Spring 2024) – Chad
Scoring Title (Summer 2024) – Carter
Scoring Title (Fall 2024) – Ryan Levine
Scoring Title (Spring 2025) – Jack
Scoring Title (Summer 2025) – Ryan Levine
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer 2018) – Cherie
Ladies Scoring Title (Fall 2018) – Julie
Ladies Scoring Title (Spring 2019) – Cherie
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer 2019) – Cheeky
Ladies Scoring Title (Fall 2019) – Meg
Ladies Scoring Title (Spring 2021) – Meg
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer/Fall 2021) – Meg
Ladies Scoring Title (Spring 2022) – Meg
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer 2022) – Annie
Ladies Scoring Title (Fall 2022) – Annie
Ladies Scoring Title (Spring 2023) – Tash
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer 2023) – Annie
Ladies Scoring Title (Fall 2023) – Cherie
Ladies Scoring Title (Spring 2024) – Ryann
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer 2024) – Annie
Ladies Scoring Title (Fall 2024) – Cherie
Ladies Scoring Title (Spring 2025) – Maddy
Ladies Scoring Title (Summer 2025) – Sarah
Most Goals (Summer 2018) – Probie
Most Goals (Fall 2018) – Jeff
Most Goals (Spring 2019) – Derek
Most Goals (Summer 2019) – Hicks
Most Goals (Fall 2019) – Hicks
Most Goals (Spring 2021) – Neil & Probie
Most Goals (Summer/Fall 2021) – Guido
Most Goals (Spring 2022) – Neil
Most Goals (Summer 2022) – Probie
Most Goals (Fall 2022) – Jack
Most Goals (Spring 2023) – Stern
Most Goals (Summer 2023) – Adam Satok
Most Goals (Fall 2023) – Sam Gelman
Most Goals (Spring 2024) – Chad
Most Goals (Summer 2024) – Yehuda Silverman
Most Goals (Fall 2024) – Ryan Levine & Sam Gelman
Most Goals (Spring 2025) – Lucas Scocchia
Most Goals (Summer 2025) – Ryan Levine
Assists Leader (Summer 2018) – Probie
Assists Leader (Fall 2018) – Roberts
Assists Leader (Spring 2019) – Ariel
Assists Leader (Summer 2019) – Tarnow
Assists Leader (Fall 2019) – Hogg
Assists Leader (Spring 2021) – Neil & Meg
Assists Leader (Summer/Fall 2021) – Sam
Assists Leader (Spring 2022) – Hicks
Assists Leader (Summer 2022) – Sam
Assists Leader (Fall 2022) – Hicks & Alex
Assists Leader (Spring 2023) – Sam & Tash
Assists Leader (Summer 2023) – Annie, Jason Campbell & Jo Robin
Assists Leader (Fall 2023) – Adam Satok & Ryan Levine
Assists Leader (Spring 2024) – Ryann
Assists Leader (Summer 2024) – Ryan
Assists Leader (Fall 2024) – Sam
Assists Leader (Spring 2025) – Jack & Ryan
Assists Leader (Summer 2025) – Chad, Jo & Kevin Tuohy
#1 Goalie (Fall 2018) – Tim K
#1 Goalie (Spring 2019) – Shaun deLacy
#1 Goalie (Summer 2019) – Jeff Green
#1 Goalie (Fall 2019) – Jeff Green
#1 Goalie (Spring 2021) – Waldman
#1 Goalie (Summer/Fall 2021) – Casca
#1 Goalie (Spring 2022) – Hogg
#1 Goalie (Summer 2022) – Eric
#1 Goalie (Fall 2022) – Eric
#1 Goalie (Spring 2023) – Zisser
#1 Goalie (Summer 2023) – AJ
#1 Goalie (Fall 2023) – Jacob Green
#1 Goalie (Spring 2024) – Corey
#1 Goalie (Summer 2024) – Sonj
#1 Goalie (Fall 2024) – Max
#1 Goalie (Spring 2025) – Campbell
#1 Goalie (Summer 2025) – Sonj
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Fall 2018) – Sweet Baby James
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Fall 2018) – Kelsey
Rookie Of The Year (Spring 2019) – Jack
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Summer 2019) – Braun
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Summer 2019) – Meg
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Fall 2019) – Nate
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Fall 2019) – Tash
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Spring 2021) – Waldman
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Spring 2021) – Vanessa
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Summer/Fall 2021) – Sam
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Summer/Fall 2021) – Abby
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Spring 2022) – Corey
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Spring 2022) – Ellie
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Summer 2022) – George
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Summer 2022) – Courtney
Rookie Of The Year (Male) (Fall 2022) – Krishan
Rookie Of The Year (Female) (Fall 2022) – Cara
Rookie Of The Year (Spring 2023) – Tom McGuire
Rookie Of The Year (Summer 2023) – Jo Robin
Rookie Of The Year (Fall 2023) – Chad
Rookie Of The Year (Spring 2024) – Will Carter
Rookie Of The Year (Summer 2024) – Yehuda Silverman
Rookie Of The Year (Fall 2024) – Ken
Rookie Of The Year (Spring 2025) – Lucas Scocchia
Rookie Of The Year (Summer 2025) – Kate
1st Star Of The Season (Fall 2018) – Tim K
1st Star Of The Season (Spring 2019) – Campbell
1st Star Of The Season (Summer 2019) – Jake Braun
1st Star Of The Season (Fall 2019) – Austin King
1st Star Of The Season (Spring 2021) – Jack McGinty
1st Star Of The Season (Summer/Fall 2021) – Derek
1st Star Of The Season (Spring 2022) – Miles
1st Star Of The Season (Summer 2022) – Jeff Green
1st Star Of The Season (Fall 2022) – Simon
1st Star Of The Season (Spring 2023) – Zisser
1st Star Of The Season (Summer 2023) – Sam Gelman
1st Star Of The Season (Fall 2023) – Simon
1st Star Of The Season (Spring 2024) – Sam
1st Star Of The Season (Summer 2024) – Campbell
1st Star Of The Season (Fall 2024) – Jake Kolenberg
1st Star Of The Season (Spring 2025) – Nate
1st Star Of The Season (Summer 2025) – Hicks
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Fall 2018) – Gabe
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Spring 2019) – Ariel
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Summer 2019) – Mike McCauley
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Fall 2019) – Jack
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Spring 2021) – Alex & Danilo
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Summer/Fall 2021) – Alex
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Spring 2022) – Alex & Sig
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Summer 2022) – Simon
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Fall 2022) – Alex
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Spring 2023) – Tash
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Summer 2023) – Alex
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Fall 2023) – Sam
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Spring 2024) – Andrew
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Summer 2024) – Andrew
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Fall 2024) – Andrew
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Spring 2025) – Jack
Brian Leetch Offensive Defenseman Award (Summer 2025) – Pete
Defensewoman Of The Year (Spring 2019) – Carlin
Defensewoman Of The Year (Summer 2019) – Andrea
Defensewoman Of The Year (Fall 2019) – LJ
Defensewoman Of The Year (Spring 2021) – Andrea
Defensewoman Of The Year (Summer/Fall 2021) – Tash
Defensewoman Of The Year (Spring 2022) – Tash
Brosen Goon Award (Fall 2018) – Liz Boylan
Brosen Goon Award (Spring 2019) – Scott Metz
Brosen Goon Award (Summer 2019) – Mike Tarnow
Goon Award (Spring 2024) – Pete
Rich Glanzer Anti-Feminist Award (Spring 2023) – Kevin Mahoney
Rich Glanzer Anti-Feminist Award (Summer 2023) – Colleen
Amanda Whore Award (Spring 2023) – Tom McGuire
Amanda Whore Award (Summer 2023) – Whorebox
Draft Sleeper (Fall 2018) – Dave Holland
Draft Sleeper (Spring 2019) – Spencer Rabin
Draft Sleeper (Summer 2019) – Jon Herman
Draft Sleeper (Fall 2019) – Scott Metz
Draft Sleeper (Spring 2021) – Mike Wright
Draft Sleeper (Summer/Fall 2021) – Mike Sanchick
Draft Sleeper (Spring 2022) – Amanda Fazio
Draft Sleeper (Summer 2022) – Tom Fitzgerald
Draft Sleeper (Fall 2022) – Adam Herman
Draft Sleeper (Spring 2023) – Mitch Gronowitz
Draft Sleeper (Summer 2023) – Ryan Levine
Draft Sleeper (Fall 2023) – Mike Pelletier
Draft Sleeper (Spring 2024) – Mike Cardello
Draft Sleeper (Summer 2024) – James Dziwura
Draft Sleeper (Fall 2024) – Jacob Green
Draft Sleeper (Spring 2025) – Sophia
Draft Sleeper (Summer 2025) – Doug
JD Butler Memorial Award (Spring 2019) – Justin Sorice
JD Butler Memorial Award (Summer 2019) – Ines Sheppard
JD Butler Memorial Award (Fall 2019) – Tracy Miller
JD Butler Memorial Award (Spring 2021) – Dave GDR
JD Butler Memorial Award (Summer/Fall 2021) – Annie
JD Butler Memorial Award (Spring 2022) – Eli
JD Butler Memorial Award (Summer 2022) – Probie
JD Butler Memorial Award (Fall 2022) – Andrea
JD Butler Memorial Award (Spring 2023) – Amit
JD Butler Memorial Award (Summer 2023) – Campbell
JD Butler Memorial Award (Fall 2023) – Joel
JD Butler Memorial Award (Spring 2024) – Maurice
JD Butler Memorial Award (Summer 2024) – Jack
JD Butler Memorial Award (Fall 2024) – Alex Rockoff
JD Butler Memorial Award (Spring 2025) – Jack & Annie
JD Butler Memorial Award (Summer 2025) – Jacob Green
Player Of The Year (Summer/Fall 2021) – Guido
Player Of The Year (Spring 2022) – Westley
Player Of The Year (Summer 2022) – Sam
Player Of The Year (Fall 2022) – Hicks
Player Of The Year (Spring 2023) – Stern
Player Of The Year (Summer 2023) – Annie
Player Of The Year (Fall 2023) – Ryan Levine
Player Of The Year (Spring 2024) – Chad
Player Of The Year (Summer 2024) – Carter
Player Of The Year (Fall 2024) – Sam
Player Of The Year (Spring 2025) – Jack
Player Of The Year (Summer 2025) – Ryan Levine

*All stats and records current as of 8/30/25