*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only
District Five Championship
My Cup Size Is Stanley (+250)
Crimson Wave (+300)
Sex Panthers (+300)
The Goaldiggers (+300)
Green Street Hooligans (+375)
Hungry Hippos (+375)
Spicy Tuna Rolls (+650)

Team To Score The Most Goals
The Goaldiggers (+200)
Green Street Hooligans (+250)
Spicy Tuna Rolls (+285)
Field (+115)
Which Team Will Finish Higher In The Standings?
Sex Panthers (-155)
Hungry Hippos (+115)
Which Team Will Finish Higher In The Standings?
Green Street Hooligans (EVEN)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (-140)
Which Team Will Finish Higher In The Standings?
Crimson Wave (-120)
The Goaldiggers (-120)
Which Team Will Finish Higher In The Standings?
Crimson Wave (-300)
Spicy Tuna Rolls (+220)
District Five Scoring Title
Mike T (+160)
Probert (+240)
Hicks (+300)
Cherie (+300)
Tarnow (+400)
Guido (+400)
Danilo (+400)
Jack (+600)
SBJ (+600)
Jake Braun (+600)
Austin (+1000)
Ariel (+1000)
Field (+250)
District Five Scoring Title
Probert or Mike T (-105)
Hicks, Cherie, Guido, Tarnow or Danilo (+215)
SBJ, Jack, Braun, Austin or Meg (+275)
Field (+230)
District Five Ladies’ Scoring Title
Cherie (-155)
Field (+115)
*Cherie must start at forward for at least six games, otherwise wagers are declared “no action.”
Lowest GAA (Regular Season Only; Must Start At Least Five Games)
Max Moskowitz (+200)
Mike Zisser (+200)
Ryan Waldman (+250)
Field (+230)
Grand Salami (Total Goals For The Season; Regular Season Only)
Over 199.5 (-120)
Under 199.5 (-120)
How Many Games Will Go To OT? (Regular Season Only)
Over 8.5 (-105)
Under 8.5 (-135)
How Many Shutouts Will Be Notched? (Regular Season Only; Shootout Goals Don’t Count)
Over 3.5 (EVEN)
Under 3.5 (-140)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Mike T (-150)
Probie (+110)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Ariel (-160)
AFrey (+120)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
SBJ (-120)
Braun (-120)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Hicks (-175)
Jack (+125)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Guido (-120)
Tarnow (-120)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Ryann (-160)
Annie (+120)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Matt Russo (-110)
Scott Metz (-130)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Mike McCauley (-135)
The Artist Formerly Known As Boatsex (-105)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Shirtless Rob Meehan (-120)
Shirtful Mike Goose (-120)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Meg (-135)
Shelly (-105)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Sully (-120)
Mike Marron (-120)
Which Number Will Be Larger? (Regular Season Only)
Crimson Wave’s Season Wins (+105)
Crimson Wave’s Leading Goal Scorer’s Goal Total (-145)
Which Number Will Be Larger? (Regular Season Only)
Hungry Hippos Season Point Total (+110)
Hicks + Braun Season Goals (-150)
Which Number Will Be Larger? (Regular Season Only)
SBJ + Jack Season Points (-120)
Austin’s Half Season Points Multipled by 3 (-120)
Which Number Will Be Larger? (Regular Season Only)
Spicy Tuna Rolls Season Wins (+125)
Mike T Goals In His Single Highest Scoring Game This Season (-165)
Will Anyone Be Suspended For At Least One Game This Season?
Yes (+115)
No (-155)
*Wagers will not be honored if it is suspected someone intentionally got suspended for the purposes of winning this prop bet.
Will The Championship Winning Captain Be Male Or Female?
Male Captain (-225)
Female Captain (+175)
*Wagers will not be honored if someone declares a last minute gender switch for the purposes of winning this prop bet.
How Many Regular Season Games Will Not Be Completed On Schedule?
Over 8.0 (-160)
Under 8.0 (+110)
*Wagers will not be honored if someone burns down the rink or starts eating bats for the purposes of winning this prop bet.