*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only
District Five Championship
The Goaldiggers (+265)
Green Street Hooligans (+300)
Royals (+325)
The Blue Balls Of Sex (+325)
East River Kraken (+350)
The Grapes (+350)
Hungry Hippos (+350)
Mavericks (+350)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (+500)
Which Team Will Finish Higher In The Standings?
The Grapes (-135)
Hungry Hippos (-105)
Which Team Will Finish Higher In The Standings?
Green Street Hooligans (-125)
Royals (-115)
Which Team Will Finish Higher In The Standings?
Mavericks (-225)
My Cup Size Is Stanley (+150)
District Five Scoring Title
Neil or Guido (-120)
Sam or Derek (+120)
Jack, AK or Meatbox (+140)
Field (+200)
District Five Ladies’ Scoring Title
Cherie (+130)
Meg (+130)
Field (+160)
Lowest GAA (Regular Season Only; Must Start At Least Five Games)
AJ or Hogg (-130)
Field (-110)
How Many Games Will Go To OT? (Regular Season Only)
Over 9.0 (-120)
Under 9.0 (-120)
How Many Shutouts Will Be Notched? (Regular Season Only; Shootout Goals Don’t Count)
Over 2.5 (+115)
Under 2.5 (-155)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Sam (-165)
Derek (+120)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Hicks (+105)
Guido (-145)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Jack (-120)
Meg (-120)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Westley (-120)
Tarnow (-120)
Who Will Finish Higher In The Scoring Race?
Jason Campbell (-165)
Jeff Oberg (+120)
Which Number Will Be Larger? (Regular Season Only)
AK + Jack Season Points (EVEN)
Hicks + Neil Season Points (-140)
Which Number Will Be Larger? (Regular Season Only)
Derek + Meg Season Points (-135)
Sam + AFrey Season Points (-105)
Which Number Will Be Larger? (Regular Season Only)
Probie + Westley + Glanzer Season Points (EVEN)
Meatbox Season Points Times Two (-140)
Glanzer Season Goals (Regular Season Only)
Over 0.5 (+250)
Under 0.5 (-600)
Which Number Will Be Larger? (Regular Season Only)
Cup Size Season Wins (+175)
Cherie Points In Her Single Highest Scoring Game This Season (-250)
Which Number Will Be Larger? (Regular Season Only)
Cup Size Season Wins (+130)
AFrey Season Goals (-180)
Which Number Will Be Larger? (Regular Season Only)
Blue Season Standings Point Total (+115)
Sam Season Points (-160)
Which Number Will Be Larger? (Regular Season Only)
Grapes Season Point Total (-105)
AK + Jack Season Goals (-135)
Which Number Will Be Larger? (Regular Season Only)
Royals Season Point Total (+105)
Derek Season Points (-150)
Most Cumulative Points
Team Under 30 (AK, Jack, Neil, Jason Campbell, Braun, Totis, Meg, Shelly) (-120)
Team Over 30 (Sam, Derek, Westley, Ludwig, Hicks, ScottyK, Probie, Cherie) (-120)
CURRENT SCORE: 44-40 Under
Most Cumulative Points
LBS (Sam, Alex, ScottyK, Jason Campbell, Davis, Joel, Cherie, Hilary, Kelsey, Caitlin, Liz) (-120)
Vertz (Hicks, Jack, Sean Gavin, Eli, Otis, Russo, Ramy, Andrea, Jaimie) (-120)
CURRENT SCORE: 29-27 Vertz
Will There Be Any More Suspensions This Season?
Yes (+135)
No (-195)
*Wagers will not be honored if it is suspected someone intentionally got suspended for the purposes of winning this prop bet.
Will Anyone Get Divorced This Season?
Yes (+250)
No (-600)
*Current league members only; divorce proceedings must be filed during course of season and verified by league attorneys. Also definitely don’t get divorced just for the sake of winning this bet (although that’d be kind of incredible).