Week 9 Betting Lines (Spring 2022)

Mavericks (+165)
The Goaldiggers (-250)
Over 8.0 (EVEN)
Under 8.0 (-140)

Notes: I’ve put out some half assed betting lines in the past but these will really take the cake as there is only so much time I can spend putting together previews for games that don’t even happen. It’s brutal. This game might actually happen and hilariously will happen without Malik because Ryann agreed to move her game to 6:30, then realized 10 minutes later that Malik couldn’t make it and tried brokering 15 other deals immediately. Not sure if Ludwig is in but he was in on Friday and Tash was out and the Goaldiggers still pulled out the win even though it was a tight game and Ryann thinks her team should have won. Then again she might say that no matter what. In any case I’m expecting similar results in this one with hopefully less pain for everyone involved in the game.

East River Kraken (+140)
Green Street Hooligans (-200)
Over 8.5 (-120)
Under 8.5 (-120)

Notes: Braun informs me that most of the Kraken are actually in for this one which of course means it will probably be rescheduled. Sad. In any case Eric (red’s goalie) will be subbing for Casca and otherwise no one has asked me for subs, thankfully, so I’m thinking teams are mostly full. And if that’s the case, Hooligans should continue their impressive run and pick up another W. Of course, this game will probably not happen because of rain and the only saving grace of spending 10 minutes writing this preview will be that Rich had to drive all the way in from Ronkonkoma. Hi Rich!

BONUS PROP: Will this game be played tonight? (to completion, which of course is the only standard that counts)
Yes (+130)
No (-200)

Blue Balls Of Sex (-105)
The Grapes (-135)
Over 8.5 (-120)
Under 8.5 (-120)

Notes: Both teams are missing a ton of players and will probably be playing this game with two lines, if that. Purple won’t have Wagner, Rys, Hilary or Liz while blue will be missing Sully, Caitlin, Ariel, Garrett, Dave, Campbell and prob someone else who I forgot to mention. Going to be a full out cardio fest, a “conditioning game” as Jack referred to it earlier. Lucky for our teams, Jack and I are elite athletes. Unluckily for our teams, I’m high right now and that last sentence may or may not be true. Tune in to find out, weather permitting. Of course. Fuck.

BONUS PROP: Will this game be played tonight? (to completion of course)
Yes (+165)
No (-260)

Hungry Hippos (-200)
Royals (+150)
Over 8.0 (-120)
Under 8.0 (-120)

Notes: Game has almost no shot of going down but if it does Hippos will have a great chance to continue their fantastic run this season vs a severely undermanned Royals squad that will not have Derek, Zisser or probably multiple other players. Jack will be in goal for orange, Royals may get a forward sub but I don’t think it matters. They tried to get McQuade who is in town for the day but he was vetoed immediately by Hicks. Hippos continue to bring the pain, if the rain doesn’t bring the pain to us first. STOP SINNING PEOPLE I CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH MORE OF THIS OR IF YOU’RE SINNING AT LEAST INVITE ME TO SHARE YOUR DRUGS AND HOOKERS. Ugh.

BONUS PROP: Will this game be played tonight? (to completion of course)
Yes (+200)
No (-400)

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