Red Day (-120)
The Royal Sampler (-120)
Over 7.0 Goals (-120)
Under 7.0 Goals (-120)
Notes: The amount of games on tonight’s schedule is truly daunting so these previews are going to have to be rather quick. Also no idea what Doug entered in the prompt to come up with the image above but I kind of like it so lets roll with it. This game is probably the biggest one of the night from a pure standings standpoint as a red win almost clinches the #4 seed for them while a purple regulation win allows them to leapfrog red and get either 4th or 5th themselves. The loser of this game, meanwhile, could drop as low as 9th in the standings, believe it or not. I haven’t asked either team who’s in or out today but I’ve felt red was the stronger team all season and I’m inclined to stick with that. Red Day 4-2.
Shake ‘n Bake (-2.5 Goals) (-120)
Pink Panthers (+2.5 Goals) (-120)
Over 8.5 Goals (-120)
Under 8.5 Goals (-120)
Notes: These teams will play a back-to-back doubleheader tonight and considering I was just getting an emergency phone call that pink was trying to get out of this, I can’t say I like their chances. I mean I already didn’t like them, but now I really really don’t like them. Was originally a two goal line but the fact that Simon appears to be out and Pete’s on the other team is worth half a goal, if not more. Poor Sophia hasn’t played a D5 game in almost a month and tonight she’s going to probably give up 15 goals. Shots on me in Nashville. Til then, its a likely navy blowout.
Shake ‘n Bake (-3.0 Goals) (-120)
Pink Panthers (+3.0 Goals) (-120)
Over 8.5 Goals (-135)
Under 8.5 Goals (-105)
Notes: Same teams, no break…I actually think the second game is more likely to be a blowout than the first. Unless pink actually has a full roster with Simon and Jason or navy gets bored, they should score early and often in this one en route to clinching the #2 or #3 seed on the season. Give me navy once again and Levine to pour it on as he goes for his record setting 3rd D5 scoring crown.
Sexual Misconduct (-120)
Merry Pranksters (-120)
Over 5.0 Goals (-120)
Under 5.0 Goals (-120)
Notes: These teams met last week and blue led 3-0 before a wild 3rd period comeback by the Pranksters gave them a 4-3 win. This is a minigame so the total is very low and I generally see this game as a total toss-up. No strong leans either way but I do expect it to be fairly low scoring with Tyler in net for blue and (presumably) Sonj for tie dye.
Sexual Misconduct (-145)
Hockey At Glatt’s (EVEN)
Over 5.5 Goals (-145)
Under 5.5 Goals (EVEN)
Notes: Another toss-up game between the two franchises who have won the past four cups but are both looking to move into the top half of the standings on the seasons final night. Tony remains out of town and Max isn’t driving in for one minigame, replaced in the lineup by Doug. Even with the minigame considerations, it’s probably the over for me.
Sexual Misconduct (-1.5 Goals) (-120)
Attack Of The Pie Pie (+1.5 Goals) (-120)
Over 5.0 Goals (-120)
Under 5.0 Goals (-120)
Notes: Very tough game to predict because I’m not sure what will be at stake for either team in this one and whether the game will end up mattering or if it’s just a season ending exhibition. I’ll install blue as the favorite despite a loss to orange two weeks ago because if there is public money on this game I’d expect it to lean that way but this could really go all the way depending on how the playoff race is settled at the time.
Pink Panthers (+5.5 Goals) (-120)
Hootie & The Doug Fish (-5.5 Goals) (-120)
Over 9.0 Goals (-120)
Under 9.0 Goals (-120)
Notes: This game is 3-0 Doug Fish with only 24:30 remaining. I’m not sure what pink will be playing for by the time this one rolls around but camo needs a win to clinch the President’s Trophy and I am pretty confident they are going all out for this one. As such, even with just the equivalent of half a game left, I think they’re going to win this one by six or more.
Shake ‘n Bake
Hootie & The Doug Fish
Notes: This game, on the other hand, I can’t publish a line for because by the time it comes around both teams may have clinched 1 and 2 respectively in the standings and I’ve already been told may want to go home early. Doug leads 1-0 but there’s still plenty of time left if navy needs to mount a comeback. We’ll see if it ends up mattering though as it’s the latest scheduled start possibly in league history (although actual games have started later after multiple playoff OTs). I’m just happy to, at long last, finally get through the regular season schedule. See ya tonight.