1) Sex EdAverage Rank:Â 1.83Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 6Standard Deviation:Â 2.041st Place Votes:Â 5 of 6 Comments:Â For the 7th straight preseason power rankings, blue receives the most votes and thus
Category: Power Rankings
D5 Power Rankings (Pre-Playoff Edition) (Fall 2025)
T1) Great Sexpectations Average Rank:Â 1.60Previous Rank: 1 (unchanged)Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 3Standard Deviation:Â 0.891st Place Votes:Â 3 of 5 Comments:Â Blue heads into the playoffs with the #1 seed for
D5 Power Rankings (Volume II) (Fall 2025)
1) Great Sexpectations Average Rank:Â 1.14Previous Rank: 1 (unchanged)Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 2Standard Deviation:Â 0.381st Place Votes:Â 6 of 7 Comments:Â Blue maintains the top spot in the rankings with a
D5 Power Rankings (Volume I) (Fall 2025)
1) Untitled Sex Team Average Rank: 1.67Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 4Standard Deviation: 1.041st Place Votes: 4 of 8 Comments: This is now the 6th straight season in which we’ve done preseason
D5 Power Rankings (Volume II) (Summer 2025)
T1) Sex Education Average Rank:Â 2.67Previous Rank: 1 (unchanged)Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 7Standard Deviation:Â 1.971st Place Votes:Â 2 of 6 Comments:Â For the first time in the history of these ranks,
D5 Player Poll Results (Summer 2025)
The first ever D5 Player Poll went out last week and the results are in: there are some real sick people in this league, both
D5 Power Rankings (Volume I) (Summer 2025)
1) Untitled Blue Team Average Rank: 1.88Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 4Standard Deviation: 1.131st Place Votes: 4 of 8 Comments: For the 5th straight season that we’ve done preseason ranks, blue gets
D5 Power Rankings (Volume III) (Spring 2025)
Abbreviated power rankings! Abbreviated because it’s a holiday weekend and there are only four teams left with the other 60% of the league already gearing
D5 Power Rankings (Volume II) (Spring 2025)
1) Team Pie Pie Average Rank: 1.75Previous Rank: 3 (up 2)Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 4Standard Deviation: 1.041st Place Votes: 4 of 8 Comments: When I announced that the Spring 2025 season
D5 Power Rankings (Volume I) (Spring 2025)
1) The Blue Streakers Average Rank: 2.00Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 6Standard Deviation: 1.561st Place Votes: 5 of 10 Comments: For the 4th straight season that we’ve done preseason ranks (didn’t do
D5 Power Rankings (Volume II) (Fall 2024)
1) Flickin’ Bean Average Rank:Â 2.25Previous Rank: 7 (up 6)Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 6Standard Deviation:Â 1.751st Place Votes:Â 4 of 8 Comments:Â After a brutal start to the season with a
D5 Power Rankings (Volume I) (Fall 2024)
1) The Grassholes Average Rank: 2.71Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 7Standard Deviation: 2.381st Place Votes: 3 of 7 Comments: Green has come storming out of the gate with five straight wins. Incredibly,
D5 Power Rankings (Pre-Playoff Edition) (Summer 2024)
Editor’s Note: Minsky was the only person who submitted full analysis for every team and there was once an edition of these ranks where I
D5 Power Rankings (Volume II) (Summer 2024)
1) SexyBackAverage Rank:Â 1.60Previous Rank: 1 (unchanged)Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 3Standard Deviation:Â 0.701st Place Votes:Â 5 of 10 Comments:Â Only played one game but it was a 4-0 beatdown of yellow.
D5 Power Rankings (Preseason Ranks) (Summer 2024)
1) Untitled Blue TeamAverage Rank: 1.29Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 3Standard Deviation: 0.761st Place Votes: 6 of 7 Comments: Last season blue had zero supplementary picks and still managed to become the
D5 Power Rankings (Pre-Playoff Edition) (Spring 2024)
Thanks to all our esteemed rankers who take time out of their workdays to fill out this poll, no matter how brutal/graphic things are getting
D5 Power Rankings (Volume II) (Spring 2024)
1) Clappin’ CheeksAverage Rank: 1.58Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 4Standard Deviation: 0.901st Place Votes: 7 of 12 Comments: They dropped their first game 3-2 but since then have ripped off two wins
D5 Power Rankings (Preseason Ranks) (Spring 2024)
1) Untitled Blue TeamAverage Rank:Â 1.20Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 2Standard Deviation:Â 0.451st Place Votes:Â 4 of 5 Comments:Â Just days after winning the franchises 2nd cup, blue gets ranked #1 in
D5 Power Rankings (Pre-Playoff Edition) (Fall 2023)
1) BluebiesAverage Rank: 1.89Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 4Standard Deviation: 1.051st Place Votes: 4 of 9 Comments: Blue remains #1 in the power ranks despite a nasty late-season slide and now needing
D5 Power Rankings (Preseason Ranks) (Fall 2023)
1) BluebiesAverage Rank:Â 2.88Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 6Standard Deviation:Â 2.881st Place Votes:Â 4 of 8 Comments:Â In my biased opinion, this is the team to beat with strength at every position
D5 Power Rankings (Pre-Playoff Edition) (Summer 2023)
1) Red ZeppelinPrevious Rank: 1 (unchanged)Average Rank: 1.63Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 3Standard Deviation: 0.741st Place Votes: 4 of 8 Comments: Red makes it through the full season ranked #1 wire to wire.
D5 Power Rankings (Volume IV) (Summer 2023)
1) Red ZeppelinPrevious Rank:Â 1 (unchanged)Average Rank:Â 1.57Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 3Standard Deviation:Â 0.791st Place Votes:Â 4 of 7 Comments:Â Red is looking to go wire-to-wire as the #1 team in the
D5 Power Rankings (Volume III) (Summer 2023)
1) Red ZeppelinPrevious Rank:Â 1 (unchanged)Average Rank:Â 2.0Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 4Standard Deviation:Â 1.201st Place Votes:Â 4 of 8 Comments:Â Tons of movement throughout the ranks but red maintains their hold on
D5 Power Rankings (Volume II) (Summer 2023)
1) Red ZeppelinPrevious Rank: 1 (unchanged)Average Rank: 1.71Highest Rank: 1Lowest Rank: 4Standard Deviation: 1.111st Place Votes: 4 of 7 Comments: For the second straight week, red maintains the top ranking in
D5 Power Rankings (Preseason Ranks) (Summer 2023)
1) Red ZepplinAverage Rank:Â 2.5Highest Rank:Â 1Lowest Rank:Â 41st Place Votes:Â 1 of 5 Comments:Â It hurts to give Nate this much credit, but this team does indeed look solid.
D5 Power Rankings (Volume V) (Spring 2023)
Welcome to Volume V of the D5 Power Rankings, the final ones before the playoff thunderdome kicks off Tuesday. Methodology is simple; each week I
D5 Power Rankings (Volume IV) (Spring 2023)
Welcome to Volume IV of the D5 Power Rankings, a new feature we will premier this season so that league members can get mad at
D5 Power Rankings (Volume III) (Spring 2023)
Welcome to Volume III of the D5 Power Rankings, a new feature we will premier this season so that league members can get mad at
D5 Power Rankings (Volume II) (Spring 2023)
Welcome to Volume II of the D5 Power Rankings, a new feature we will premier this season so that league members can get mad at
D5 Power Rankings (Preseason) (Spring 2023)
Welcome to Volume 1 of the D5 Power Rankings, a new feature we will premier this season so that league members can get mad at
Franchise Power Rankings: Green
The green franchise is one of the original six, one of only four (along with blue, black and yellow) to be led by the same
