Purple Parrots (-130)Chosen 1s (-110)Over 5.5 (-105)Under 5.5 (-135) The Pick: On a week where it seems like half the league needs subs (but nothing
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Week 6 Betting Lines (Spring 2019)
Chosen 1s (-140)The Charging Cheetahs (EVEN)Over 6 (-120)Under 6 (-120) The Pick: After what feels like a month off from hockey because it seems to
Week 4 Box Scores (Spring 2019)
Winter Is Coming vs The Charging Cheetahs1st Period:CHA (1-0) – Danny Swersky (1) (assisted by Andrea) (3:25)CHA (2-0) – Matt Kolakowski (1) (unassisted) (12:13)2nd Period:CHA
Week 4 Betting Lines (Spring 2019)
Winter Is Coming (-125)The Charging Cheetahs (-115)Over 6.5 (-120)Under 6.5 (-120) The Pick: One week after a hard fought victory over the Rainy Day Kids
Week 3 Box Scores (Spring 2019)
Rainy Day Kids Club vs Winter Is Coming 1st Period:WIN (1-0) – Nico (1) (assisted by Luke) (0:54)WIN (2-0) – Luke (4) (unassisted) (12:08)2nd Period:KID
Week 3 Betting Lines (Spring 2019)
Rainy Day Kids Club (-135)Winter Is Coming (-105)Over 7 (-120)Under 7 (-120) The Pick: The Rainy Day Kids Club have had a tough start to
Week 2 Box Scores (Spring 2019)
Hungry Hippos vs Chosen 1s2nd Period:HIP (1-0) – Hicks (2) (assisted by Ariel) (4:16)CHO (1-1) – Jeff (2) (unassisted) (7:25)HIP (2-1) – Jack (1) (unassisted)
Week 2 Betting Lines (Spring 2019)
Hungry Hippos (-135)Chosen 1s (-105)Over 8.0 (EVEN)Under 8.0 (-140) The Pick: Two teams who suffered tough week one losses will look to rebound here as
Spring 2019 Prop Bets (Updated Week 2 Lines)
District Five ChampionshipMy Cup Size Is Stanley (+200)Goonies (+200)Winter Is Coming (+220)Hungry Hippos (+250)Purple Parrots (+250)Rainy Day Kids Club (+270)Chosen 1s (+270)The Charging Cheetahs (+290)
Week 1 Box Scores (Spring 2019)
Rainy Day Kids Club vs Goonies 1st Period:GOO (1-0) – Mike T (1) (assisted by Brett) (1:30)GOO (2-0) – Mike T (2) (unassisted) (2:22)GOO (3-0)
Week 1 Betting Lines (Spring 2019)
Rainy Day Kids Club (-130)Goonies (-110)Over 8.0 (-120)Under 8.0 (-120) The pick: After an offseason rebrand, the inaugural D5 champion Varsity Warriors franchise is back
Spring 2019 Prop Bets (Opening Lines)
District Five ChampionshipMy Cup Size Is Stanley (+220)Goonies (+220)Winter Is Coming (+240)Hungry Hippos (+240)Rainy Day Kids Club (+240)Chosen 1s (+260)The Charging Cheetahs (+280)Purple Parrots (+280)
Spring 2019 Mock Draft
Tonight kicks off the third overall season, and the inaugural spring season, of District Five hockey, the only league where you can live out your
Championship Week Box Scores (Fall 2018)
Ball That (5) vs Cleveland Browns (1) 1st Period: CLE (1-0) – Rockoff (1) (unassisted) 2nd Period: BAL (1-1) – Jeff (1) (unassisted) CLE (2-1) – Mike
Championship Week Betting Lines (Fall 2018)
It’s the end of the season that seemed like it might never end. Thankfully, the forecast currently looks clear and we are not cancelling for
Playoff Week 1 Box Scores (Fall 2018)
The Varsity Warriors (8) vs Ball That (5) 1st Period: BAL (1-0) – Brett (1) (assisted by Miles) 2nd Period: BAL (2-0) – Will Green (1) (assisted
Week 9 Box Scores (Fall 2018)
Cleveland Browns vs The Varsity Warriors 1st Period: CLE (1-0) – Julie (4) (unassisted) 2nd Period: CLE (2-0) – Rob Blandi (6) (assisted by Ramy) GAME NOTES: The
Week 9 Betting Lines (Fall 2018 )
It’s the last week of the regular season with all sorts of playoff implications on the line.  Half the goalies are missing but thankfully the Parrots
Playoff Scenarios
Our special correspondent, Captain Hippo of the Hipponauts, clearly has all sorts of free time going on at work and put together these playoff scenarios
Week 8 Box Scores (Fall 2018)
Hungry Hippos vs Ball That 1st Period (played on 10/2): HIP (1-0) – Hicks (4) (assisted by Sweet Baby James) HIP (2-0) – Sweet Baby James (6)
Week 8 Betting Lines (Fall 2018)
It seems like half the league is outta town this week. Lineups may change last minute. My Cup Size Is Stanley (-130) Team Sexy (-110) Over 7.5
Fall 2018 Prop Bets (Updated Week 8 Lines)
District Five Championship Cleveland Browns (+160) Team Sexy (+190) Hungry Hippos (+200) The Charging Cheetahs (+230) Ball That (+230) My Cup Size Is Stanley (+260) Purple Parrots (+280) The Varsity Warriors (+280) Â
Week 7 Box Scores (Fall 2018)
Hungry Hippos vs The Charging Cheetahs 1st Period: HIP (1-0) – Roberts (3) (assisted by Emily) CHA (1-1) – Courtney (1) (assisted by Dave Holland) 2nd Period:
Week 7 Betting Lines (Fall 2018)
Hungry Hippos (-130) The Charging Cheetahs (-110) Over 7.0 Goals (-120) Under 7.0 Goals (-120) The pick: The opening game of the slate sees two contenders who could
Week 6 Box Scores (Fall 2018)
Hungry Hippos vs The Varsity Warriors 2nd Period: HIP (1-0) – Adam Herman (1) (unassisted) VAR (1-1) – Matt Russo (3) (assisted by Jaclyn) 3rd Period:
Week 6 Betting Lines (Fall 2018)
Hungry Hippos (-140) The Varsity Warriors (EVEN) Over 7.0 Goals (-120) Under 7.0 Goals (-120) The pick: The Hippos are on a roll, #1 in the league in
Week 5 Box Scores (Fall 2018)
The Charging Cheetahs vs Cleveland Browns 1st Period: CLE (1-0) – Luke Sellick (3) (assisted by Jake K) CHA (1-1) – Jake Thorpe (2) (assisted by
Week 5 Betting Lines (Fall 2018)
The Charging Cheetahs (-105) Cleveland Browns (-135) Over 6.0 Goals (-120) Under 6.0 Goals (-120) The pick: The Cheetahs, fresh off their first regular season loss in team
Week 4 Box Scores (Fall 2018)
Purple Parrots vs Ball That 2nd Period: BAL (1-0) – Miles (2) (assisted by Alexa) PAR (1-1) – Rob (2) (assisted by Tyler) 3rd Period: PAR (2-1)
Week 4 Betting Lines (Fall 2018)
Making these lines from a bus uptown so no long-winded writeups, let’s get to it… Purple Parrots (-120) Ball That (-120) Notes: Pete is out
Week 3 Box Scores (Fall 2018)
Purple Parrots vs My Cup Size Is Stanley 1st Period: PAR (1-0) – Mike Tarnow (2) (assisted by Henry) 2nd Period: PAR (2-0) – Eitan (1) (assisted by
Week 3 Betting Lines (Fall 2018)
Purple Parrots (-140) My Cup Size Is Stanley (EVEN) Over 8.5 Goals (+110) Under 8.5 Goals (-150) The pick: Two teams who absolutely need a win in the
Week 2 Box Scores (Fall 2018)
Ball That vs My Cup Size Is Stanley 1st Period: BAL (1-0) – Jeff (2) (assisted by Andrea) 2nd Period: BAL (2-0) – Jeff (3) (unassisted) BAL (3-0)
Week 2 Betting Lines (Fall 2018)
Ball That (-160) My Cup Size Is Stanley (+120) Over 8.5 Goals (-120) Under 8.5 Goals (-120) The pick: Two teams coming off week one losses will look
Fall 2018 Prop Bets (Updated Week 2 Lines)
District Five Championship Team Sexy (+190) The Charging Cheetahs (+190) Cleveland Browns (+225) Ball That (+225) Hungry Hippos (+225) The Varsity Warriors (+240) Purple Parrots (+260) My Cup Size Is Stanley (+260) Team
Week 1 Box Scores (Fall 2018)
Team Sexy vs The Varsity Warriors 1st Period: VAR (1-0) – Probie (1) (assisted by Matt Russo) SEX (1-1) – AFrey (1) (assisted by Scott Metz) SEX
Week 1 Betting Lines (Fall 2018)
Team Sexy (-140) The Varsity Warriors (EVEN) Over 7 Goals (-120) Under 7 Goals (-120) The pick: The Fall season kicks off with a championship rematch, albeit with
Fall 2018 Prop Bets (opening lines)
District Five Championship Ball That (+200) The Charging Cheetahs (+200) The Varsity Warriors (+230) Team Sexy (+230) Cleveland Browns (+230) Hungry Hippos (+230) My Cup Size Is Stanley (+260)
Summer 2018 Playoff Challenge & Fantasy Winners
Well, our first season is in the books and with that, we give out the coveted awards everyone’s been waiting for. No, not the championship
Summer 2018 Playoff & Championship Box Scores
QUARTERFINAL: Hungry Hippos vs Team Sexy 1st Period: SEX (1-0) – Avery (1) (unassisted) SEX (2-0) – Avery (2) (assisted by Matt Stabel) 2nd Period:
Playoff Week 1 Betting Lines (Summer 2018)
*For those who may not be total degenerates – when you bet on -150, it means you would have to wager $150 to win $100
Summer 2018 Playoff Challenge
District 5 Bracket Challenge Pick the winners in each round and your District 5 Champions correctly and win half off Fall dues. Free to enter;
Makeup Week Box Scores (Summer 2018)
My Cup Size Is Stanley vs Bombay’s A Sham 1st Period: BOM (1-0) – Susie (1) (assisted by Sully) 3rd Period: CUP (1-1) – Jake Chaplin
Week 6 Box Scores (Summer 2018)
The Charging Cheetahs vs My Cup Size Is Stanley 1st Period: CUP (1-0) – Matt Zimmerman (4) (assisted by Tarzan) 2nd Period: CHA (1-1) – Drew Loken
Week 6 Betting Lines (Summer 2018)
*For those who may not be total degenerates – when you bet on -150, it means you would have to wager $150 to win $100
Summer 2018 Prop Bets (Updated Week 5 Lines)
District Five Championship The Charging Cheetahs (+170) The Varsity Warriors (+210) My Cup Size Is Stanley (+210) Team Sexy (+250) Hungry Hippos (+375) Bombay’s A Sham (+375) Team To
Week 5 Box Scores (Summer 2018)
Bombay’s A Sham vs Hungry Hippos 2nd Period: HIP (1-0) – Gene (1) (assisted by Hicks) 3rd Period: BOM (1-1) – Paul Brown (2) (unassisted) HIP
Week 5 Betting Lines (Summer 2018)
Bombay’s A Sham (-110)           o 8.0 (+110) Hungry Hippos (-130)        Â
Week 4 Betting Lines (Summer 2018)
Team Sexy (-130)                 o 8.0 (-130) The Charging Cheetahs (-110) Â
Summer 2018 Prop Bets (Updated Week 4 Lines)
District Five Championship The Charging Cheetahs (+180) The Varsity Warriors (+180) My Cup Size Is Stanley (+220) Team Sexy (+220) Bombay’s A Sham (+350) Hungry Hippos (+420) Team To Score Most
Week 3 Box Scores (Summer 2018)
The Varsity Warriors vs My Cup Size Is Stanley 1st Period: VAR (1-0) – Probie (7) (assisted by Carlin) 2nd Period: VAR (2-0) – Probie (8) (assisted
Week 3 Betting Lines (Summer 2018)
The Varsity Warriors (-155)     o 7.5 (-115) My Cup Size Is Stanley (+125)  u 7.5 (-115) The pick: The Warriors were installed as
Summer 2018 Prop Bets (Late Registration Edition)
Registration is now officially closed for the Summer 2018 season. In total, there were 15 players who were officially added to rosters, or 16.67% of
Summer 2018 Prop Bets (Updated Week 3 Lines)
District Five Championship The Charging Cheetahs (+150) The Varsity Warriors (+180) My Cup Size Is Stanley (+250) Team Sexy (+250) Bombay’s A Sham (+450) Hungry Hippos (+450) Team To Score Most Goals (Regular Season Only) The Varsity Warriors (+130) Team Sexy (+180) The Charging Cheetahs (+180) Field (+330) Â District Five Scoring Title (Goals + … Continue reading Summer 2018 Prop Bets (Updated Week 3 Lines)
Week 2 Box Scores (Summer 2018)
Team Sexy vs The Varsity Warriors 1st Period: VAR (1-0) – Probie (5) (unassisted) VAR (2-0) – Sebastian Asaro (1) (assisted by Charlotte) 2nd Period: SEX (1-2) – Avery
Week 2 Betting Lines (Summer 2018)
Team Sexy           w/ Avery (-150)   w/o Avery (+140)   o 8.0 (EVEN) The Varsity WarriorsÂ
Summer 2018 Prop Bets (Updated Week 2 Lines)
Week one of the summer season is in the books and man, was it high-scoring. Every game hit the over with the night game (Bombay
Week 1 Box Scores (Summer 2018)
Charging Cheetahs vs Hungry Hippos 1st Period: CHA (1-0) –Â Drew Loken (1) (assisted by Samara) 2nd Period: CHA (2-0) –Â Shelly (1) (assisted by Drew Loken)
Summer 2018 Prop Bets (opening lines)
Feel free to leave predictions in the comments. Or don’t, but then you will win $0 which sucks balls. 2018 District Five Championship Team Sexy
Week 1 Betting Lines (Summer 2018)
The Charging Cheetahs (-140)Â Â Â Â Â o 6.0 (+110) Hungry Hippos (+120)Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â