Author: aryastark1994

The Goaldiggers (-105)MelRose Place (-135)Over 5.5 (-130)Under 5.5 (-110) Notes: No one’s asked me for subs tonight but then again I think a lot of people aren’t sure

Red Rockets (-220)The Walleyes (+165)Over 5.5 (-135)Under 5.5 (-105) Notes: Red just needs to get this game to OT and they will clinch the 2 seed. The only

*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only District Five ChampionshipSexAzul Tension (+175)Red Rockets (+200)Julie’s Football Club (+200)Green Street Hooligans (+240)Pink Lemonade (+335)The Walleyes (+380)MelRose Place (+500)Hungry Hippos

Pink Lemonade (+125)MelRose Place (-170)Over 5.5 (-120)Under 5.5 (-120) Notes: The only good news about doing these previews yet again is I was able to just cut and

Pink Lemonade (-155)MelRose Place (+115)Over 5.5 (-120)Under 5.5 (-120) Notes: Both teams are shorthanded which is going to be difficult on the final day of what has truly

*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only District Five ChampionshipSexAzul Tension (+175)Red Rockets (+200)Julie’s Football Club (+200)Green Street Hooligans (+300)The Walleyes (+300)Hungry Hippos (+400)Pink Lemonade (+540)MelRose Place

Julie’s Football Club (-120)Red Rockets (-120)Over 5.5 (-110)Under 5.5 (-130) Notes: What a weird night this is going to be. Red currently has 4 guys, 3 girls plus

Hungry Hippos (-200)Pink Lemonade (+150)Over 6.0 (-120)Under 6.0 (-120) Notes: This should be a fun game between a pink team that is surprisingly still looking for their first

The Walleyes (-180)My Cup Size Is Stanley (+130)Over 5.0 (-135)Under 5.0 (-105) Notes: Jack told me his team’s roster was going to be rough for Fridays, then this

Green Street Hooligans (+110)Hungry Hippos (-155)Over 6.5 (-135)Under 6.5 (-105) Notes: As you may have surmised from todays shocking email, I am sad. Sad that I have to

The Goaldiggers (-120)SexAzul Tension (-120)Over 8.0 (-120)Under 8.0 (-120) Notes: I can’t believe that Seinfeld image was just sitting in the 2019 archives. No doubt it was used

My Cup Size Is Stanley (+165)Hungry Hippos (-230)Over 7.5 (-120)Under 7.5 (-120) Notes: Another Tuesday, another murky weather forecast with no real inkling of whether these games will

Green Street Hooligans (-135)Red Rockets (-105)Over 8.0 (-130)Under 8.0 (-110) Notes: Doing these previews from Shelter Island so these will be shorter than usual, I have to

SexAzul Tension (-160)Pink Lemonade (+115)Over 8.5 (-130) (if 5v5)Under 8.5 (-110) (if 5v5)Over 9.5 (-130) (if 4v4) Under 9.5 (-110) (if 4v4) Notes: No idea if this game

*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only District Five ChampionshipSexAzul Tension (+300)Green Street Hooligans (+325)The Goaldiggers (+325)Hungry Hippos (+420)Red Rockets (+420)The Walleyes (+420)Pink Lemonade (+420)Julie’s Football Club

Julie’s Football Club (-150)MelRose Place (+110)Over 8.0 (-120)Under 8.0 (-120) Notes: Orange, as we documented just a few months ago, has been the most cursed

*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only District Five ChampionshipGreen Street Hooligans (+325)Julie’s Football Club (+325)The Goaldiggers (+325)Varsity Blues (+325)Pink Lemonade (+450)Red Rockets (+450)Hungry Hippos (+450)The Walleyes

Hungry Hippos (+120)Green Street Hooligans (-170)Over 6.5 (-130)Under 6.5 (-110) Notes: Both of these franchises will look to make their 4th appearance in a championship game. The

My Cup Size Is Stanley (-105)Green Street Hooligans (-135)Over 6.0 (-130)Under 6.0 (-110) Notes: This game will be played as one of the final two minigames (7 minute

Mavericks (+105)The Goaldiggers (-145)Over 8.0 (EVEN)Under 8.0 (-140) Notes: Week 12 lines, again, because we got to the rink Friday and it started raining almost immediately. Rangers

The Grapes (+130)Green Street Hooligans (-180)Over 8.0 (-105)Under 8.0 (-135) Notes: Playoff positioning is very much on the line tonight in all games. Purple is fighting to break

Mavericks (-140)Royals (EVEN)Over 8.0 (-120)Under 8.0 (-120) Notes: This game begins a mini-tournament for playoff seeding as the Mavericks, Royals and Kraken all play each other in rapid

*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only District Five ChampionshipThe Goaldiggers (+220)Green Street Hooligans (+250)The Blue Balls Of Sex (+265)Hungry Hippos (+300)The Grapes (+300)East River Kraken (+325)Royals (+350)Mavericks

Royals (+250)Green Street Hooligans (-500)Royals (+2.5 Goals) (-120)Green Street Hooligans (-2.5 Goals) (-120)Over 9.5 (-120)Under 9.5 (-120) Notes: Standard disclaimer: I have absolutely no idea who’s playing in goal

NOTE: Yes, I know Tuesday’s previews were also called Week 9 Betting Lines but since zero games went down that day this is now the

Mavericks (+165)The Goaldiggers (-250)Over 8.0 (EVEN)Under 8.0 (-140) Notes: I’ve put out some half assed betting lines in the past but these will really take the cake as

The Goaldiggers (-250)Mavericks (+180)The Goaldiggers (-2.0 Goals) (-120)Mavericks (+2.0 Goals) (-120)Over 7.0 (-130)Under 7.0 (-110) Notes: At long last it appears the Mavericks have most of their lineup showing up! Wait,

Green Street Hooligans (-275)Mavericks (+190)Green Street Hooligans (-2.0 Goals) (-120)Mavericks (+2.0 Goals) (-120) Over 7.5 (-120)Under 7.5 (-120) Notes: Quick and short previews this week as we have 5 games,

*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only District Five ChampionshipThe Goaldiggers (+265)Green Street Hooligans (+300)Royals (+325)The Blue Balls Of Sex (+325)East River Kraken (+350)The Grapes (+350)Hungry Hippos (+350)Mavericks

Mavericks (EVEN)Hungry Hippos (-140)Over 8.5 (-120)Under 8.5 (-120) Notes: I can’t believe we’re actually playing games tonight but here we are, staring down the barrel of

*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only The Goaldiggers (-165)East River Kraken (+120)Over 8.0 (-120)Under 8.0 (-120) Notes: Kraken will host the 1st place Goaldiggers in

Green Street Hooligans (+105)The Blue Balls Of Sex (-150)Over 9.0 (-120)Under 9.0 (-120) Notes: The weather might be unseasonably cold for late March (especially considering it’s supposed to

*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only District Five ChampionshipRoyals (+235)The Blue Balls Of Sex (+235)Mavericks (+300)The Goaldiggers (+300)Green Street Hooligans (+340)East River Kraken (+340)The Grapes (+370)Hungry

The Goaldiggers (-140)The Grapes (EVEN)Over 7.5 (-130)Under 7.5 (-110) Notes: The Goaldiggers will open their season against the Grapes and just a few months after making it to

*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only District Five ChampionshipRoyals (+235)The Blue Balls Of Sex (+235)Mavericks (+320)The Goaldiggers (+320)East River Kraken (+320)The Grapes (+350)Hungry Hippos (+350)Green Street Hooligans

The Grapes (-105)East River Kraken (-135)Over 8.0 (-120)Under 8.0 (-120) Notes: Another season of finding subs, dealing with complaints and searching for gambling-adjacent pics (Goodfellas will have to

*All betting lines for entertainment purposes only District Five ChampionshipRoyals (+250)The Blue Balls Of Sex (+250)East River Kraken (+330)Mavericks (+330)The Goaldiggers (+350)The Grapes (+350)Green Street Hooligans (+375)Hungry